Diseased #Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

You know, if these comic industry goons acted like halfway decent people and refrained from the past half decade of shrieking hyperbolic insults and declaring their critics nazi manbaby untermensch, then the steady death of the comic industry would genuinely be a tragic thing to witness, much like watching the puppeteers of old slowly come to realise the craft they dedicated their life to was no longer of any interest to the children who once flocked to see them

As it is though, its like watching Amys Baking Company fall into bankruptcy and ultimate obscurity after years serving the shittiest food imaginable and then going apeshit at the customers for not liking it.

*goddamn that episode legitimately predicted so much shit that was to come from media goons in the 2010s*
 
I shouldn't be mad that the comics industry died because of hubris. The signs were there for the past 3 years at least. But I am. Oh well. These parasites have friends in high places so after they're done squating on the corpse of Marvel till Fiege snatches it out to make pamphlets for his films, they'll go into some dumb Cable writers room, Maybe get that Netflix deal out of pity. Worst case they just continue to live off of family money and connections. They'll be fine. But comics will be dead. And they won't care. I care. I care too much. And I'm angry at these fucking malignant degenerates. Moving on...
Try the past two decades friend, if the industry dies it won't be because of the wokefad and idiots on Twitter.

This industry's been on life support for a long time, Marvel going bankrupt and being bought out by Disney in 09 should have been a huge wakeup call that something was wrong.

Marvel and DC's continued existence is sorely at the whims of their parent companies unlike Image and the others they don't need comic shops to survive.
 
Try the past two decades friend, if the industry dies it won't be because of the wokefad and idiots on Twitter.

This industry's been on life support for a long time, Marvel going bankrupt and being bought out by Disney in 09 should have been a huge wakeup call that something was wrong.

Marvel and DC's continued existence is sorely at the whims of their parent companies unlike Image and the others they don't need comic shops to survive.
I have said before that the problem is the structure of their industry and storytelling. Both mainline comic series run as eternal fucking soap-operas, subject to the whims and autism of not only editors and producers but hack writers and talentless storytellers who come in and out of the project over the years, thus necessitating regular reboots and retcons to maintain some semblance of a workable comic concept which serve to alienate ever more people from jumping in to this neverending shitshow.

You can have the best writers on the planet and the best artists in the industry work on something, have the editors and producers make sure any dumb autism gets edited out, and have total 100% fan goodwill and support from the getgo.....but sooner or later people are going to move onto other projects, get lazy, or stop caring, and then shit will steadily but inevitably degrade into trash that people dont even bother pirating.

And this is all before we factor in creators and industry people declaring jihad on the fans and pinning their hopes on the "new diverse demographics who were too scared to buy comics before" magic beans.

IMO if the industry is to survive then it needs to prune a solid 95% of its comics, from the big league "batman/spiderman" tier to the fucking "america chavez's menstradventures" tier shit, wrap the rest into one or two ongoing series, and occasionally crap out limited run series when there is a definite demand/interest a particular character or concept.

Hopefully they wont, hopefully they will just scream "EVERYTHING IS FINE!" and continue the tactic of making the laziest and most uninteresting shit imaginable while slapping a "MUH INSPIRATIONAL DIVERSITY" sticker on it to justify subsequent crusades against the smelly bigut nerdbros who hate it, and hopefully they will continue to spam shitty sub-tumblr comics to draw in those promised ethnics/homoqueers, and then i can witness these insufferable specimens go down screaming with their obsolete joke of an industry
 
You know, if these comic industry goons acted like halfway decent people and refrained from the past half decade of shrieking hyperbolic insults and declaring their critics nazi manbaby untermensch, then the steady death of the comic industry would genuinely be a tragic thing to witness, much like watching the puppeteers of old slowly come to realise the craft they dedicated their life to was no longer of any interest to the children who once flocked to see them

As it is though, its like watching Amys Baking Company fall into bankruptcy and ultimate obscurity after years serving the shittiest food imaginable and then going apeshit at the customers for not liking it.

*goddamn that episode legitimately predicted so much shit that was to come from media goons in the 2010s*
The worst thing about this to me is if Corona-Chan death punches the industry say goodbye to any critical analysis of it's death for atleast a decade or two because speds on both sides will insist wokeness killed it.

I have said before that the problem is the structure of their industry and storytelling. Both mainline comic series run as eternal fucking soap-operas, subject to the whims and autism of not only editors and producers but hack writers and talentless storytellers who come in and out of the project over the years, thus necessitating regular reboots and retcons to maintain some semblance of a workable comic concept which serve to alienate ever more people from jumping in to this neverending shitshow.

You can have the best writers on the planet and the best artists in the industry work on something, have the editors and producers make sure any dumb autism gets edited out, and have total 100% fan goodwill and support from the getgo.....but sooner or later people are going to move onto other projects, get lazy, or stop caring, and then shit will steadily but inevitably degrade into trash that people dont even bother pirating.

And this is all before we factor in creators and industry people declaring jihad on the fans and pinning their hopes on the "new diverse demographics who were too scared to buy comics before" magic beans.

IMO if the industry is to survive then it needs to prune a solid 95% of its comics, from the big league "batman/spiderman" tier to the fucking "america chavez's menstradventures" tier shit, wrap the rest into one or two ongoing series, and occasionally crap out limited run series when there is a definite demand/interest a particular character or concept.

Hopefully they wont, hopefully they will just scream "EVERYTHING IS FINE!" and continue the tactic of making the laziest and most uninteresting shit imaginable while slapping a "MUH INSPIRATIONAL DIVERSITY" sticker on it to justify subsequent crusades against the smelly bigut nerdbros who hate it, and hopefully they will continue to spam shitty sub-tumblr comics to draw in those promised ethnics/homoqueers, and then i can witness these insufferable specimens go down screaming with their obsolete joke of an industry
Well as other people said we had woke comics in the 60s-70s too when everyone was last concerned about it and it didn't kill it then they just moved on when the culture did.

That and the video game and movie industry's continued thriving despite infection says to me wokeshit isn't the cause.

Personally I'd be perfectly happy if Marvel and DC are the sole survivors of the Direct Market dying and we go back to the days of not having over a 100 books of trash shat out by publishers.

I'd be pefecrtly happy if comics slimmed down to just the Trinity and Justice League and whatever Marvel's equivalents are.
 
Marvel and DC's continued existence is sorely at the whims of their parent companies unlike Image and the others they don't need comic shops to survive.

They need to keep using the IPs in commerce in between movie projects which actually make money. But for the sheer uselessness of comics at this point, they can just pay Hasbro or whoever to make toys.

The worst thing about this to me is if Corona-Chan death punches the industry say goodbye to any critical analysis of it's death for atleast a decade or two because speds on both sides will insist wokeness killed it.

Wokeness is a symptom of it dying. You don't just let a healthy money making part of your corporate empire turn into shrieking shitheads spitting at your customers. There always seems to be something seriously wrong before a woke infestation. Sort of like you usually don't see Kaposi's sarcoma without AIDS.
 
They need to keep using the IPs in commerce in between movie projects which actually make money. But for the sheer uselessness of comics at this point, they can just pay Hasbro or whoever to make toys.



Wokeness is a symptom of it dying. You don't just let a healthy money making part of your corporate empire turn into shrieking shitheads spitting at your customers. There always seems to be something seriously wrong before a woke infestation. Sort of like you usually don't see Kaposi's sarcoma without AIDS.
IDK about that to be honest the video game and movie industries are similarly infected and are as big as they've ever been.
 
The worst thing about this to me is if Corona-Chan death punches the industry say goodbye to any critical analysis of it's death for atleast a decade or two because speds on both sides will insist wokeness killed it.


Well as other people said we had woke comics in the 60s-70s too when everyone was last concerned about it and it didn't kill it then they just moved on when the culture did.

That and the video game and movie industry's continued thriving despite infection says to me wokeshit isn't the cause.

Personally I'd be perfectly happy if Marvel and DC are the sole survivors of the Direct Market dying and we go back to the days of not having over a 100 books of trash shat out by publishers.

I'd be pefecrtly happy if comics slimmed down to just the Trinity and Justice League and whatever Marvel's equivalents are.
Yeah. Woke shit is just the most obnoxious symptom of an industry infested with people that have completely run out of ideas and lost all interest in their products while still being desperate to both make money and increase their own status, hence the endlessly pattern of lazily slapping on "trendy" woke topics and buzzwords and narratives in the most cringy and unsubtle way imaginable in order to get hyperbolic nu-media coverage on how stunning and brave they are, and to have an excuse to go full moviebob on the critics for "violently harassing these brave writers for these brave and diverse stories"
 
Yeah. Woke shit is just the most obnoxious symptom of an industry infested with people that have completely run out of ideas and lost all interest in their products while still being desperate to both make money and increase their own status, hence the endlessly pattern of lazily slapping on "trendy" woke topics and buzzwords and narratives in the most cringy and unsubtle way imaginable in order to get hyperbolic nu-media coverage on how stunning and brave they are, and to have an excuse to go full moviebob on the critics for "violently harassing these brave writers for these brave and diverse stories"

They wouldn't be so hysterically defensive if they didn't know their products were utter garbage unworthy of what came before them.
 
They wouldn't be so hysterically defensive if they didn't know their products were utter garbage unworthy of what came before them.
There is a strong element of egotistical tard rage in their hyperbolic "U AM NAZI RAPE INCEL HARASSERS!" defence strategy, but a lot of it is entirely for show in order to bait shitty clickbait article writers to give them good coverage and to cajole other industry figures and any passing celebrity to give them asspats and to join in on calling their critics evil scum as well
 
So long time comic reader here. Mainly read Batman and fully dropped Marvel back in 2008 after One More Day. I've been aware of the woke infestation but mainly spared from it due to being bat-family centric. (Fuck Burnside Batgirl though.)

The Coronavirus is hitting my area bad. I'm near a big metro area and have around 5-6 shops nearby. 4 of them are planning to shut their doors forever and one is in the verge of bankruptcy if they can't get a business loan. It's really that bad.
 
So long time comic reader here. Mainly read Batman and fully dropped Marvel back in 2008 after One More Day. I've been aware of the woke infestation but mainly spared from it due to being bat-family centric. (Fuck Burnside Batgirl though.)

The Coronavirus is hitting my area bad. I'm near a big metro area and have around 5-6 shops nearby. 4 of them are planning to shut their doors forever and one is in the verge of bankruptcy if they can't get a business loan. It's really that bad.
The direct market LCS has been in a death spiral for years. The woke shit killed off a large number of subs outside of the true believer crowd.
The wu flu is going to be the final nail in the coffin for a lot of shops getting by on a month by month basis.
People have been screaming from the rooftops that LCS's are dying out for years now and at $4 per book on average it's a non-essential expense most people can't afford during uncertain economic times. The big 2 have done nothing to curb the death throws of a sick industry and now that a national disaster has struck it's too little too late. Loading shops with hundreds of unsellable issues each month to qualify for sellable variant covers only exacerbated the problem.
 
Did I miss something? I don't recall seeing any meltdowns from CG. Shitposting and maybe a little too happy about how some of these people are gonna be out of a job, but not meltdowns. Granted, it's a little warranted since a number of these people have professed the feeling from the other side and would gladly cheer if EVS or Ya Boi were put out on their asses, but it's also important to remember that guys who don't want drama and just want to put out books are getting fucked too

Also Gail, fuck your twitter. It's a pain in the ass to sift through so many tweets. If she was smart, she used this time off to work on something original instead sending out a million tweets a day.
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Did I miss something? I don't recall seeing any meltdowns from CG. Shitposting and maybe a little too happy about how some of these people are gonna be out of a job, but not meltdowns. Granted, it's a little warranted since a number of these people have professed the feeling from the other side and would gladly cheer if EVS or Ya Boi were put out on their asses, but it's also important to remember that guys who don't want drama and just want to put out books are getting fucked too

Also Gail, fuck your twitter. It's a pain in the ass to sift through so many tweets. If she was smart, she used this time off to work on something original instead sending out a million tweets a day.
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She's watching critical role. Willing to bet she'll try and show up playing D&D on a stream with all that "how do you do fellow kids" energy.
 
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She's watching critical role. Willing to bet she'll try and show up playing D&D on a stream with all that "how do you do fellow kids" energy.

Ha ha ha... She's already allegedly done 2 RP tweet threads (D&D and Call of Cthulhu) and here is her announcing a 3rd and wanting suggestions, unfortunately StarWars wins but there were people wanting MaidRPG, Paranoia and All Flesh Must be Eaten, shame no troll suggested F.A.T.A.L.

I'm going to try and find them wish me luck.

Edit: Nevermind they're boring fill in the blanks stories. Here's the COC one. Didn't even find something funny to screen cap...
 
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How many years has Renfamous been trying to burn down society and she is finally getting her wish?

Whatever will she rebel against after the comic industry is dead?

The worst thing about this to me is if Corona-Chan death punches the industry say goodbye to any critical analysis of it's death for atleast a decade or two because speds on both sides will insist wokeness killed it.


Well as other people said we had woke comics in the 60s-70s too when everyone was last concerned about it and it didn't kill it then they just moved on when the culture did.

That and the video game and movie industry's continued thriving despite infection says to me wokeshit isn't the cause.

Personally I'd be perfectly happy if Marvel and DC are the sole survivors of the Direct Market dying and we go back to the days of not having over a 100 books of trash shat out by publishers.

I'd be pefecrtly happy if comics slimmed down to just the Trinity and Justice League and whatever Marvel's equivalents are.

The people in the industry will know why the industry collapsed. The executives at least.

The infestations are allowed because bureaucracy protects them. Somebody makes the claim that "the gay and trans markets are huge!" Their CEO reports to his boss "We're finding new markets." The CEO then reports to shareholders.

The shareholders are primarily hedge fund managers with no idea about the industry or products. They just hear "new markets" and say "sounds good."

Basically you have artists hoodwinking business managers who then hoodwink finance guys.

The entire system of accountability has been corrupted and rendered impotent until the disaster is nearly over.
 
We are watching Custer's Last Stand in realtime, people:


 
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We are watching Custer's Last Stand in realtime, people:


It's amazing how this dude is literally staring down the barrel of being jobless and is still screeching that a bunch of speds saying his employers' comics suck is a "hate group".
 
Granted, it's a little warranted since a number of these people have professed the feeling from the other side and would gladly cheer if EVS or Ya Boi were put out on their asses, but it's also important to remember that guys who don't want drama and just want to put out books are getting fucked too

Guess what? Neither EVS nor YBZ need the dead retail outlets or Marvel or anyone else. They were forced to build their own everything. Now that the corporate structures that support flakes like Gail Simone are unraveling, guess who's really fucked? It isn't EVS or YBZ, that's for sure. Talk about poetic justice.

They get kicked out of these woke-ass shitholes and deplatformed from platforms that are currently burning to the fucking ground. Beautiful.

We are watching Custer's Last Stand in realtime, people:

Honestly it breaks my fucking heart to see the guy responsible for Stray Toasters and Elektra and some of the best art ever put out under the Marvel name reduced to this pitiful, spiteful little creature. When he was attacking an elderly relative in public over some dumb Orange Man shit was so fucking cringe it hurt.
 
He's actually speaking for Marvel though. Marvel thinks you should die. You should give them your money for a piece of shit, then gobble that shit up like ambrosia, then die.


I'm just going to cut out the Marvel middle man and die, but I'm a Jew when it comes to my own money.
 
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I've been out of the loop. What's the reason for Diamond Distributors not shipping anymore? The virus or its not profitable for them anymore?
 
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