Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[King Daddy Telomerase]

She's only there 5 hours a week, catching sight of her would be like stumbling upon Brigadoon

Yeah, but Phil also tells us exactly when she works.

 

[JustFuckinaDude]

Is it a poor man's Walmart?

I’ve never been to a Fred Meyer’s before, but isn’t Walmart the poor people’s Walmart?

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm sorry, but

The only thing interesting Phil found to bitch about today is Kat bitching about customers asking her where to find a section of the store?

That in turn makes it exceptional to bitch about also, even if you only work 8 hours a week or however much Kat works, that's one of the things you get used to fast when working in retail, so why bitch about it

She probably doesn't know where they are without a video map.

 

[Chad Nasty]

Phil (or his parents?) bought Khat an exercise bike a few months ago.

Khat drives 0.5 miles to her work, instead of just riding a bike there.

Both of these things cannot simultaneously be true. If she wanted biking exercise, why not just bike to work? Is she that scared of seeing one Black on the ride there? Could it be she works at a Fred Meyer farther away from work? Furthermore, Khat cannot or will not get groceries after work, as Phil frequently has to schedule an entire work day off for such grand necessities. Even less reason to drive a vehicle there.

It rains about 80% of the time where dave is at in WA

 

[lavrentiyberia]

It rains about 80% of the time where dave is at in WA

From April to October, it barely rains at all in the PNW. The summers are warm and dry. It does rain more days per year there, but it rains far more in terms of inches in the Northeast.

 

[Chad Nasty]

From April to October, it barely rains at all in the PNW. The summers are warm and dry. It does rain more days per year there, but it rains far more in terms of inches in the Northeast.

When I lived there those were my first impressions, but yakima was completely different. Everything east of the snoqualmie pass was different.

 

[lavrentiyberia]

When I lived there those were my first impressions, but yakima was completely different. Everything east of the snoqualmie pass was different.

Is Yakima high desert? Yeah that's a completely different biome. My post is based on having lived west of the Cascades

 

[Chad Nasty]

Is Yakima high desert? Yeah that's a completely different biome. My post is based on having lived west of the Cascades

Yea, Yakima is super barren. I really liked it in that kind of place minus the rain. The winters were super mild compared to what I was used to.

 

[lavrentiyberia]

Yea, Yakima is super barren. I really liked it in that kind of place minus the rain. The winters were super mild compared to what I was used to.

Yeah I lived in Oregon's high desert too, most beautiful place I've ever lived by far

 

[Comma]

Maybe its just me but it sounds like he is stalling to come up with a lie.

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He's stuttering because he realized he just told everyone she works at a grocery store. Defeated by his own mouth once again.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I'm assuming since nobody has taken pics of her, she does inventory in the back or something. Probably because she has mental problems and it's whatever job they could give her.

There was a blurry photo doing the rounds a few months back, but general consensus was that it wasn't her.

 

[Frogga]

There was a blurry photo doing the rounds a few months back, but general consensus was that it wasn't her.

Yeah the google reviews picture of a young woman stocking produce in Fred Meyer was dated January 2018 when Kat didn’t move in until the next month.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

I’ve never been to a Fred Meyer’s before, but isn’t Walmart the poor people’s Walmart?

WalMart is the poor man’s Fred Meyer.

 

[gh0stzero]

When he used to refer to the ‘grocery store across the street,’ he was undoubtedly talking about Fred Meyer's #31

I don't think he's joking either.

Its a fucking 15 minute walk. From Goutmansion.

So she doesn't even need to use the car either lol

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Honestly I think this is her M.O. She'll essentially target individuals who seem to have some degree financial success and attach herself. When her chosen mate's chips are down, she'll parasite her way to the next victim and history repeats itself.

so not "monkey branching" but "pasture jumping"???

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I don't think he's joking either.

Its a fucking 15 minute walk. From Goutmansion.

So she doesn't even need to use the car either lol

This is why we've been saying Phil doesn't need to own a car. The ~25 miles per week are mostly Katherine driving her half mile back and forth to work.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Now that we're pretty much certain that Kat works at Fred Meyer I thought I'd look into it. I noticed while I was trying to find some interior shots of her store that it has a Jewelry Department. So I did some digging and found out that they have a website... this lead me to find what I am 95% certain is the most likely candidate for Kat's engagement ring:

It looks extremely similar to the engagement ring in the initial wedding announcement photo:

Spoiler: Pictures of the rings from Instagram

It's also a ring that has been available for the last 6 years at least and is considered a best seller on their website:

As for what look like the other two rings, it's hard to tell what the one directly between the engagement ring and the more visible ring is. I believe it is two of these ring wrap rings (not as certain with this one):

Here's some bonus khantent, Phil's ring:

If these are in fact the rings it blows Phil's story about how he got the ring completely out of the water. He didn't get the ring at a "mall department store" they bought it at Kat's work and she probably got an employee discount:

 

[millais]

Now that we're pretty much certain that Kat works at Fred Meyer I thought I'd look into it. I noticed while I was trying to find some interior shots of her store that it has a Jewelry Department. So I did some digging and found out that they have a website... this lead me to find what I am 95% certain is the most likely candidate for Kat's engagement ring:
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It looks extremely similar to the engagement ring in the initial wedding announcement photo:

Spoiler: Pictures of the rings from Instagram

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It's also a ring that has been available for the last 6 years at least and is considered a best seller on their website:
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As for what look like the other two rings, it's hard to tell what the one directly between the engagement ring and the more visible ring is. I believe it is two of these ring wrap rings (not as certain with this one):
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Here's some bonus khantent, Phil's ring:
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If these are in fact the rings it blows Phil's story about how he got the ring completely out of the water. He didn't get the ring at a "mall department store" they bought it at Kat's work and she probably got an employee discount:
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He should have just bought some cheap crap off of Etsy, like he did with Leanna. Spending $800+ for grocery store wedding rings is just mindboggling

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm more intrigued by the TV he doesn't own in the background. Didn't he lowball the rings based on those prices?

 

[Prince Lotor]

Now that we're pretty much certain that Kat works at Fred Meyer I thought I'd look into it. I noticed while I was trying to find some interior shots of her store that it has a Jewelry Department. So I did some digging and found out that they have a website... this lead me to find what I am 95% certain is the most likely candidate for Kat's engagement ring:
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It looks extremely similar to the engagement ring in the initial wedding announcement photo:

Spoiler: Pictures of the rings from Instagram

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It's also a ring that has been available for the last 6 years at least and is considered a best seller on their website:
View attachment 1207887

As for what look like the other two rings, it's hard to tell what the one directly between the engagement ring and the more visible ring is. I believe it is two of these ring wrap rings (not as certain with this one):
View attachment 1207888

Here's some bonus khantent, Phil's ring:
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If these are in fact the rings it blows Phil's story about how he got the ring completely out of the water. He didn't get the ring at a "mall department store" they bought it at Kat's work and she probably got an employee discount:
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It looks sort of geometrically similar, but if you look at the bands that is not the same ring at all. It's one ring and one ring wrap. Kathy's ring has two thin bands of stones on the outside that do not intertwine with the central metal band, and the central metal band is what frames the central stones on her ring rather than one band of stones and one of metal that crisscross under the central piece. That's a very common geometric pattern on rings. The metal on her ring looks like silver to me, white gold has a much more lustrous, reflective, brilliant finish than silver.

I'm 95% sure her main ring is cubic zirconia set in silver. As for her ring wrap it's hard to tell, I could certainly see that being small diamonds set in white gold, possibly even bought from her Fred Meyer lol Phil has never even acknowledged the ring wrap let alone said where it was aquired, maybe Kathy bought it for herself and Phil doesn't even remember she has it.

I think it's pretty trashy she doesn't have a wedding band and still wears her engagement ring on her ring finger. Like what was the ring ceremony? They took off her engagement ring and put it back on as her wedding ring? Is the ring wrap supposed to be her wedding band? Was the ceremony they took off her engagement ring and put two rings back on the same finger? I'm surprised the 5 cats didn't object to the proceedings, cats are very finicky. Maybe it was hard to see what was happening through the haze of cigarette smoke in his chain-smoking mother's living-room.