Articles & Happening Meta Discussion

Articles & Happenings is the third attempt at a news board on the Kiwi Farms. It is a cursed place. Every moderator who has been assigned here has resigned within a year. During 2016, the political crossfire was so bad it spread to different boards and culminated in me banning American news discussion entirely for several months. It has been deleted in its entirety twice. There is no actual discussion here, it's people posting garbage. It leans much further right than the rest of the site and doesn't particularly conduct discussion because dissenting opinions are dogpiled by a thousand memelords posting shit they read on /pol/ without any critical analysis.

The only rules that can be enforced are empirical ones with boolean violation answers. New threads must cite a real source directly and must use the headline of the article as a thread title without any editorializing. Articles must be archived in some way and must link to the original article. Replies that are one word or a reaction images are automatic one-month bans from the board.

I'm creating this now because it seems like this place is here to stay and is one of the largest areas of the entire site. I might as well throw in bare minimum effort to improve it. I don't even try to find mods for here because they will quit, without exception. I've added new prefixes ("Business" and "Crime") just now.

Discuss.


New threads should be made like this.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

And how would you know that? Does it take one to know one?

You're the one to make judgement of homosexuality against me in the first place, that's a cute roundabout way of admitting you're gay if that's the argument you want to go with.
Can't relate or judge, but you already judged me, I just pointed out that you were projecting.
Your "perspective" makes sense, not really lots of options being the least desired real estate around.

 

[It's HK-47]

I don't give a shit if someone has an "opposing opinion", I give a shit when they're completely incapable of expressing any opinion without doing it in the most hostile way possible and showering people with negative ratings every single time that they post something. I'm not even talking exclusively about Tuscangarder because people keep fucking tagging them to start fights.

I don't like deleting comments, I hate having to threadban people and I've yet to give anyone a blanket ban from this entire board, but the longer that people continue to post here and refuse to assimilate to the board culture in the sense that they can go for more than a paragraph without flying off the handle, the more I wonder what the value is in keeping them here if there's a 100% chance that a thread will go to shit if they show up.

Why is it necessary to personally go out of your way to be hostile to people on some internet forum that was founded to keep track of how much some fat autistic jerked off to his blow-up dolls? Communist, capitalist, anarchist, necromancer, I really, honestly don't give a shit what your philosophies are, I only care if you're acting like a dick.

Do people need to be tagging you to talk shit about you? No. Should you show up afterwards, grab that shit and start smearing it all over the walls? No, not particularly. I'm genuinely trying to work with you here because I like having dissenting opinions in A&H, but for the love of Christ you aren't making it easy.

 

[UnKillFill]

Wait. What do I have to do with this?

 

[Shield Breaker]

You've given me a lot of autistic rates, your theory doesn't make sense and I've already denied that. You're the one who stop going on about stickers, maybe I just don't like your low quality posts or that you say nothing of value which largely results in you bitching about people like you know shit. You haven't read any thread or posts I made before December, why would I listen to you?

I have only commented on your profile after you've regularly shit talked me, I'm open about the fact I dislike you, you're too big of a pussy to even tag me in your daily random insults. Now I'm a tranny incel? Ok lol

By 'secret' I think you mean cope, I laughed at you for being autistic enough to write that I was a tuscan alt because you mentioned it in multiple posts. I don't think 1 profile post laughing at you is by any means "screeching", but you live in this different reality. The fact you have to misportray one post as "screeching" is funny.


Never said that about Tuscan lol, keep your story straight

No, I think that just you being one yourself. What I said about the smidgen part does apply to you.

'Disproved' Unfortunately for you, I have a crazy bitch for a relative, so I document everything when I think I might be dealing with someone who acts like her.



And yes, AFTER you kept stalking my profile every day I would rate your posts autistic because doing that is autistic. I don't think I have a single comment on my profile since the beginning of the month where you haven't jumped in to talk shit, usually within 24 hours of the post being made.

Wait. What do I have to do with this?

I'm sorry for @ing you. I was just talking about how @Arm Pit Cream throws a fit if you neg rate her.

I'm already annoying everyone else with this stupidity, so I am not going to continue the argument any longer.

Sorry, guys.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

'Disproved' Unfortunately for you, I have a crazy bitch for a relative, so I document everything when I think I might be dealing with someone who acts like her.

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And yes, AFTER you kept stalking my profile every day I would rate your posts autistic because doing that is autistic. I don't think I have a single comment on my profile since the beginning of the month where you haven't jumped in to talk shit, usually within 24 hours of the post being made.



I'm sorry for @ing you. I was just talking about how @Arm Pit Cream throws a fit if you neg rate her.

Yea I downboated you a bunch for making a number of low intelligence posts like "who's Alex Jones? The alien guy?" and because you've been shown to sperg like crazy when you get a neg rate which is pretty funny. You take it very personally because you threatened me with the rules for downboating you.

I know your mom is a crazy bitch, she did raise you, but maybe you should take your family drama elsewhere?

Did you just admit that you would come and stalk my profile every day before accusing me of stalking you? I'm the crazy one here?

And if you could count, in the past month I left 4 comments on your profile including 2 made in the last 24 hours and 2 of which are reacting to things you're saying about me. Pretty far from going on your account daily to stalk you, schizo. You've left 5 on mine, so who's jumping in to talk shit? Why do you care so much lmfao

I hate to break it to you, but I don't care about you even if you care about me.

 

[Radical Cadre]

Oh!! Now the last hour makes more sense; some people were angry. Funny stuff!

@The Last Stand

 

[The Pink Panther]

You're the one to make judgement of homosexuality against me in the first place, that's a cute roundabout way of admitting you're gay if that's the argument you want to go with.
Can't relate or judge, but you already judged me, I just pointed out that you were projecting.
Your "perspective" makes sense, not really lots of options being the least desired real estate around.

ha ha funny you should say that 'cause I'm straight

if you weren't gay, you probably wouldn't be seething this much over getting called gay

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

ha ha funny you should say that 'cause I'm straight

if you weren't gay, you probably wouldn't be seething this much over getting called gay

Not really seething when you come out to attack me and act condescending when I've shown you no ill will, I'm just pointing out that your theory was pretty flawed and applied to yourself.
I don't like Trump but I reccomend you get over it instead of sperging like this the rest of the year.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Not really seething when you come out to attack me and act condescending when I've shown you no ill will, I'm just pointing out that your theory was pretty flawed and applied to yourself.
I don't like Trump but I reccomend you get over it instead of sperging like this the rest of the year.

bruh, tbh, idc

I'm shitposting for the most part

 

[Chad Nasty]

You guys should give eachother brojobs and make peace.

 

[The Pink Panther]

You guys should give eachother brojobs and make peace.

Sir.

You should know that I am the master of brojobs.

 

[Chad Nasty]

Sir.

You should know that I am the master of brojobs.

Ahh, I see you are a man of culture.

 

[AprilRains]

Not really seething when you come out to attack me and act condescending when I've shown you no ill will,

You are on a forum dedicated to kicking autists. When we kick you, autism comes out.

You're like those morons who are suspected of murders and who then go into a homicide unit and start talking their bulshit to the detectives. Bunk, what the fuck did you think would happen?

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

bruh, tbh, idc

I'm shitposting for the most part

"for the most part"
You can't hide behind irony, clearly meant some part of those posts. I don't care but lol why are you pussying out now?

Oh!! Now the last hour makes more sense; some people were angry. Funny stuff!

@The Last Stand

Maybe don't be so painfully unfunny and I won't mock you for being so, not sure why you relating these events. Ah yes Joe Biden dementia joke, never heard that one.

You are on a forum dedicated to kicking autists. When we kick you, autism comes out.

You're like those morons who are suspected of murders and who then go into a homicide unit and start talking their bulshit to the detectives. Bunk, what the fuck did you think would happen?

Not really sure what expectations your putting on me there, I don't expect Pink Panther to be quite so obnoxious that we have to reiterate what I discussed in my first post. Maybe you should read a bit more?

 

[tuscangarder]

Everyone but @Arm Pit Cream has autism in this thread.

Really bizarre individuals here.

 

[The Pink Panther]

"for the most part"
You can't hide behind irony, clearly meant some part of those posts. I don't care but lol why are you pussying out now?

Maybe don't be so painfully unfunny and I won't mock you for being so, not sure why you relating these events. Ah yes Joe Biden dementia joke, never heard that one.

Not really sure what expectations your putting on me there, I don't expect Pink Panther to be quite so obnoxious that we have to reiterate what I discussed in my first post. Maybe you should read a bit more?

I'm not pussying out nor am I being serious with talking with you.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Lick My Arm Pit

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Lacks the cream.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Lick My Arm Pit

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what the fuck

 

[AprilRains]

what the fuck

He said lick not fuck, you deviant.

 

[The Last Stand]

Oh!! Now the last hour makes more sense; some people were angry. Funny stuff!

@The Last Stand

What did I just wake up to?

reads thread onwards. Oh shit.

Not really seething when you come out to attack me and act condescending when I've shown you no ill will, I'm just pointing out that your theory was pretty flawed and applied to yourself.
I don't like Trump but I reccomend you get over it instead of sperging like this the rest of the year.

Maybe don't be so painfully unfunny and I won't mock you for being so, not sure why you relating these events. Ah yes Joe Biden dementia joke, never heard that one.

Okay, dude, Chick, whatever. You need to seriously calm the FUCK down.

I don't know what your issue is, but whenever somebody talks about Biden on here, you go full nuclear on them. That is not how you debate with people.

Worst off, people will see how you react and try to provoke you to stir more shit. Nobody is taking you seriously because you're acting unhinged currently.

Nobody cares about your politics, just how you present yourself in here. Frankly, you're one of the reasons why politcal banter is discouraged on other parts of this site. And discourages other left wing people from voicing their opinions.

That's my piece of advice to you.