🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Unog]

Its seriously not worth anyone's fucking effort.

Really? Because the page I read of people discussing it would have me think otherwise. Seems pretty interesting, even.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Just based on his albums and discography he seemed like a generic musician but then 7 months ago noticed the huge incel/alt-right fanbase he cultivated and really started leaning into appealing to them. So he's probably playing up to them as well. I mean nothing from his full albums scream incel or n
Alt-right the way his singles from the last 7 months has.

And its not like musicians aren't know for playing personas on interviews. I'd have a hard time believing he is being real on these.

Of course thats all speculation, maybe he just discovered pol last year and that caused the huge swing in his music. But that also makes it a lot harder to believe that hes always been a sperg.

Late reply but you must've not actually looked at the discography. He's been doing the same ironic tongue-in-cheek incel themed stuff the whole time. It's not like the original name wasn't already an indication. Here's the cover art of one of his earliest Shooter EPs from 2017:

Track list:
01. HANDGUNϟϟ
02. IDW 2 LIVE ANYMORE
03. SAD KKKLOWN

 

[Rekkington]

Can someone fucking link what you're talking about instead of acting like everyone who follows this thread habitually scans the TDS reddit?

r/TheDickShow - Jamie Lynn Hughes Goss Dump (Black is dick's real name, Red is 80's girl's real name)

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[Rausch]

The roast definitely had its moments. If one of the Gunt crew fancies editing it down, you could get a pretty solid hour out of this, I think.

Here's my long rundown of the whole thing:

Spoiler: A police state has been imposed in my country and I have a lot more time on my hands

So Brittney Venti bailed and everyone was disappointed.
Warski weird to hear for the first time in ages; he sounds like a complete mong but then maybe he always sounded like that. When introducing himself he said "I nearly killed someone on a stream" which was quite funny.
Madcucks intro was quite good. I know lots of people said the joke got old quickly but given that he withdrew for a while it felt funny again.
Warski said that Madcucks sounded like a gay Elmer Fudd which fell flat and Madcucks did a good job responding saying that that was a "homoerotic" comment.
Dick says jokingly that NewProject2 is his scam to get all the Internet edgelords in his pocket.
Ralph's script wasn't bad and was pretty self-aware. He called Warski "the only bigger fuck up than I could find than me", Nick Rekeita was "fresh from his success in the Vic Mignona case..." and had the temerity to refer to The Dear Leader as "the incel kingpin".
Doug Ten Napel started out from boomer humour then switched in to calling Justin Whang a diversity hire. Whang was in for a lot of jokes based on him being Chinese over the evening.
Doug [on Dick]: "the single proof of manhood is children and so far you have the same number as Destiny"; "you need to accept Christ because right now, you're going to Hell to spend an eternity with Destiny"; "you like 3 [pop culture references] so that's a threesome that won't get you in trouble". There was a bit of an awkward pause there where people weren't sure if they dared to laugh at that.
Whang was up next and said he didn't have anything prepared. It seems Ralph had assumed (possibly fairly) that if you tell people "it's a roast" they are expected to know to prepare shit for everyone.
Dame Pesos' bit is up next; it is extremely not safe for work and one of the best things about the Killstream is willingness to play shit like that which you just won't hear on most podcasts.
Warski has prepared and calls Ralph a racist drunk; his jokes seem to either hit or bomb unpredictably (as a caller later points out); Ralph has more chips from AA than all the World Series Poker players, "can't wait to donate to Doug's next comic book, God Hates Gays .... outside of the comic book dipped in Holy Water to protect from vampires and AIDS"; Whang gets called "patient zero", the guy who is known in the neighbourhood as "the guy who gave the Uber driver Corona", he them ums and ahs before going on with a joke where he says "I can't say what I know Whang as but it rhymes with blink and it's destroying the world". wew lad.
Warski does his Venti material "so filthy she's immune to Corona... it's not miilk that comes out of those big ol' tiddies, it's garbage juice... imagine what her room smells like, now imagine what her cunt smells like... if you plan to eat her out, bring a toilet brush and a bucket of bleach". On Nick: "good job on the Vic case, I've never seen alcohol destroy something so quick since Ralph in Miami"
Warski gets to Dick "70s rock band member date rapist"... "Dick should use this new drug we've been trying: cyanide".
It gets over to The Dear Leader: "what can we say about Ralph that hasn't been said in 1,000 pages?" (hey that's us!) It came off a bit underwhelming, presumably because e-celebs all have to pretend they don't read Kiwifarms. Ralph, sounding drunk, sarcastically heckles him "oh so funny, everyone is laughing".
The Dear Leader decides that brevity is more suitable here and doesn't say too much for his turn.
Madcucks calls Ralph a "looking like me motherfucker" and points out that Warski skipped him "so I just have to say I don't even know who you are!"
Ralph seems to be panicking that it's going by too quickly and plays some classic Dick Masterson clips. It's a good clip but I've heard that one a bit lately so it just seemed to disrupt the flow a bit.
Crippled Jesus is calling in and Dick asks Doug Ten Napel to explain "what your God did to him". Crippled Jesus says he's gearing up to fuck a girl he just met on Tinder [citation needed] but is put off by a big vein on one of her tits. Dick: "so I guess beggars can be choosers".
They somehow get on to the topic of Ralph in prison and his possible interactions with Tyrone. At one point Nick says "you can't rape the willing" to which Ralph shoots back "okay Vic Mignona, I mean Nick Rekeita" Not a bad bit of business there from Ralph.
It's Nick's turn next and he goes pretty easy on people... I mean I like Nick when he's talking about legal shit that I don't know about but he's not really a comedian.
The Dear Leader on Nick Rekeita's fans: "I have to deal with them, Nick only takes their money"
Gator wants to go on before Dick and he has done a decent job of preparing. "I'm the guy who holds the bucket when Ralph shits himself... I'm gonna shoot from the hip like my name was Alex". Not bad.
Gator calls Whang a Knowyourmeme thief, there's a bit of an awkward silence and Whang seems more put out by that than all the "you have Coronavirus lol Chinaman" jokes that had come earlier.
Gator on Kiwifarms: "all I can say is 502 bad gateway error"
The Dear Leader: "oh, fuck you!"
Gator on Warski "I hope I catch your next failed project" - this causes mirth because the project Gator mentioned has apparently already been cancelled.
Gator says that Dick is "his favourite drunken pill popping asshole but that's only because I get regularly paid by NewProject2".
Finally, it gets to Dick and he sounds unusually low energy - tired and drunk, he had some decent jokes lined up but his delivery was off... possibly a bit worn out by being the centre of attention as too many jokes failed to land.
At one point, The Dear Leader says "we should have had Maddox on so Dick could land some jokes" and "I just figured out why you got kicked out of the comedy club and it has nothing to do with Maddox calling you a rape apologist". The best part of Dick's set was people taking the piss out of him really.

Overall... worth a listen, just about. Had some moments, but definitely some cringe too. A shortened "highlights" version would be very good

 

[AlisterMycroft]

Looks like the days of le gunt being king of Dlive may be over. https://twitter.com/ZoomerClips/status/1244149659263586306?s=19

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Looks like the days of le gunt being king of Dlive may be over. https://twitter.com/ZoomerClips/status/1244149659263586306?s=19

"King" is a generous way of saying "16th".

 

[Trusty Patches]

so i made that cringe compilation no one asked for, watch this at your own risk it's pretty painful

who do you guys think bombed hardest? for me it's gotta be dick, as josh pointed out being a comedian is supposed to be his job, i just can't get over how awful this was. watching this back again i'm almost convinced that this was some sort of andy kaufman-esque anti comedy bit dick was just trying on for size.
please do another one gunt

 

[Rausch]

who do you guys think bombed hardest? for me it's gotta be dick

Yeah, it's got to be Dick. As others have said, the person who a lot of us thought would be the best was Dick yet Doug Ten Napel telling people they urgently need to accept Jesus in to their lives came across as great banter by comparison and Warski and Gator stole the show. I don't think anyone saw that coming.

i'm almost convinced that this was some sort of andy kaufman-esque anti comedy bit dick was just trying on for size.

Yeah, Null basically says exactly that towards the end and Dick comes across as too drunk to roll with it properly.

I dunno, maybe this is how a Killstream roast should go; the subject gets too drunk to deliver his lines properly and the best part of his set is people sniping about how badly it is going (i.e. he pulls a Rand), the guests don't necessarily know who each other are and aren't in the same room sharing a vibe so they uncomfortably bristle at each others' barbs and towards the end they all either just bail or more or less openly get distracted by their Twitter feeds and stop paying attention to the jokes.

I didn't make it through the full Friday show, but somewhere near the start Ralph played "Dick Jokerson":

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[Mister Mxyzptlk]

watching this back again i'm almost convinced that this was some sort of andy kaufman-esque anti comedy bit dick was just trying on for size.

I'm sure a lot of coping Dick fans tried to tell themselves that.

Maybe being unfunny is just a character too?

 

[shex]

so i made that cringe compilation no one asked for, watch this at your own risk it's pretty painful

who do you guys think bombed hardest? for me it's gotta be dick, as josh pointed out being a comedian is supposed to be his job, i just can't get over how awful this was. watching this back again i'm almost convinced that this was some sort of andy kaufman-esque anti comedy bit dick was just trying on for size.
please do another one gunt

Listening to Dick completely bomb his roast was painful to listen to. Cringe has become so inflated term on the internet it's mostly lost its meaning but then you hear something like this and remember what real cringe is. Even though TenNapel and Warski are in the compilation they at least had some zingers in their bit.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

madcucks was actually the funny one on this stream. its even better he can pass as Ralphs retarded brother or cousin.

 

[Glade Candles]

madcucks was actually the funny one on this stream. its even better he can pass as Ralphs exceptional brother or cousin.

It's weird to me that Madcucks hasn't tried doing more impersonations. He could do a pretty good show if he had people calling with questions for different voices he does.

 

[Bunkerhousing]

The roast was good, I enjoyed it, best was Dame, and yesm Dick bombed.

The friday show with the Fnnish guy was funny, I think this is when the killstream is best, when there is interaction with the callers.

I am a Swede, I know this finish guy was a bit different, hope not all finns are these cucked nowadays. If they get some redpilled finns to redpill this guy, It can potentially be a very funny segment.

Listener interaction is one of the Killstreams strengths.

 

[High Tea]

Perhaps Dick isn't' really as funny as people think he is, that it's primarily his loudness and chuckling that people respond to more than what he is actually saying. So when he's in a mood or too wasted, it illustrates how much of Dick's comedy is really about personality over substance.

Dick streaming with Onison and Ralph tonight seems like damage control. Everyone grasping at Onison for relevance these days just to stay afloat is pathetic. Nothing is going to happen to him. Smacks of desperation on all people's part.

 

[ThinkThankThunk]

In case you haven't seen it yet Ralph and Dick are interviewing Onision on the Killstream tonight, which will be simulcast by Onision on his own channel. (a, a2)


Ralph has been pretty quiet on the Onision stuff up to this point, but given that Dick (who's very much pro-James) will be there and that Ralph has already begun taking shots at Hansen it's most certainly going to be a circlejerk of apocalyptic proportions.

 

[THEF00L]

In case you haven't seen it yet Ralph and Dick are interviewing Onision on the Killstream tonight, which will be simulcast by Onision on his own channel. (a, a2)
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Ralph has been pretty quiet on the Onision stuff up to this point, but given that Dick (who's very much pro-James) will be there and that Ralph has already begun taking shots at Hansen it's most certainly going to be a circlejerk of apocalyptic proportions.

Why is dick Pro Greg? Not even the people shitting on Hansen and the anti Os are Pro Greg

 

[Arcturus]

In case you haven't seen it yet Ralph and Dick are interviewing Onision on the Killstream tonight, which will be simulcast by Onision on his own channel. (a, a2)
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Ralph has been pretty quiet on the Onision stuff up to this point, but given that Dick (who's very much pro-James) will be there and that Ralph has already begun taking shots at Hansen it's most certainly going to be a circlejerk of apocalyptic proportions.

The most I heard him say about Onision is that he thinks the girls are acting worse than him and it's all fake drama anyway. So I'm expecting Ralph to come out of this acting like Onision is a great guy and will probably have him on the Killstream at some point.

 

[Cypher]

Is he actually going to have Onision on air?

lmao dude what

 

[ThinkThankThunk]

Why is dick Pro Greg? Not even the people shitting on Hansen and the anti Os are Pro Greg

I'll admit that I'm not particularly aware of the ins and outs of Onision lore, but what I've seen of it reminds me a lot of the drama that's been surrounding Dick as of late. It's sporadic leaks and vague accusations about horrific domestic abuse being jumped on by equally crazy people. The big difference is that Dick is funny and charismatic enough to sidestep it, whereas Greg is a shithead who is terminally incapable of being sympathetic and can't stop himself from being a sped.

The handful of times Dick has talked about the Onision stuff on Twitter has been very supportive for two reasons:
1. Dick knows he's a stones throw away from being in the same hot seat
2. Dick was desperately trying to get Onision on NewProject 2

Again, I'm not exactly up on Onision; I'll try to pound through the thread before the show but as of now I'd imagine Ralph and Dick are going to play softball. It's entirely possible that they'll go in hard and make a real shitshow of it, but Ralph is generally pretty generous when it comes to guests he thinks will draw views.

 

[Pump Meat]

Ralph linking arms with Onison would be a fabulous plot twist.