Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Things Better Forgotten]

If he actually hired a PR guy/secretary maybe his reputation in fact WOULDN'T be in the gutter like it is today.

A PR guy won't stop him from putting out videos calling everyone who doesn't give him asspats a gremlin. A PR guy won't stop him from going on some japanese stream and making an ass of himself as they mock his game. A PR guy won't stop him from paying $3,000 for a subreddit to shut down detractors.

What he needs is a Tard Wrangler.

 

[Lexi62]

I bet the biggest reason he doesn't want a secretary is because there would be no getting around paying them. Making art? That's fun and if they're inexperienced enough they'll happily do it for free. Either for exposure because they haven't learned that's not a very good form of payment yet, or because they think it'll help them add to their portfolio later for future projects. But a job where you have to actually deal with stupid and rude people everyday for hours? Yeah. Good luck finding someone who will willingly spend hours of their free time on that.

Either that or he for some reason thinks this is the best way to do things.

 

[Lurk Jurk]

Oh don't forget he couldn't hire anyone to do administrative work handling emails and communication cause what if they leak details about the game!? And then he's proceeded to explain every single detail about every single feature he decided to implement in extensive videos that probably eat up possible dev time to produce.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

If he actually hired a PR guy/secretary maybe his reputation in fact WOULDN'T be in the gutter like it is today.

What would he do? Come up with better excuses for why his game runs and looks like shit even after 6 years of development? Doubt that.

 

[New Horrors]

1800 pages, and still no Osana.

This thread hitting 2000 before she's in is a given.

This thread getting canned along with the entirety of the farms in 10+ year's before she's in is a given

 

[Kuoa]

New video

 

[Cupcake-san]

So the snap mode is just random animations of Ayano killing people with a red filter on... 5 years of teasing for that wow

 

[Guli]

It took him 5 years to make a budget Manhunt mode with repetitive voice lines and animations?

OwO

 

[Cast Away]

SNAP mode, eh.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I predict we'll receive an influx of new lurkers

 

[Jakverse360]

So everyone's just gonna fucking stand there while a maniac is literally tears through people? Does Alex not no that basically anyone in this scenario would get the hell outta dodge?

 

[A Sign]

Ugh...when he started talking about the dakis and porn game...it made my skin crawl. He sounded more creepy than usual. Creepy and like a snob.

 

[irishAzoth]

What is the purpose of this mode? This video so weird he makes fun of one of the endings he mentions as coming off as too edgy. Then why even mention it we all know you're not going to add it into snap mode.
6 years to make a mode where the students are literally murder dolls is BEYOND pathetic. A 8 year old could make that in under 2 hours if they can find a Unity tutorial.

 

[Committed Wolf]

The best part about that video is that SNAP Mode is only available for one type of game over right now, because Alex wants unique forms of SNAP Mode for each type of game over. Or, to put it another way

SNAP Mode still isn't fucking done after 5+ years of development

 

[Morty Smith]

Did I miss something? Where are the teachers and students with god-like self defence while Yandere Chan is slaughtering the entire school population? You can’t handwave away the fact people would fight or restrain her during SNAP mode with “she’s an indestructible force of nature” or whatever he said. Just because the world has stopped turning for her doesn’t mean other people won’t still behave normally. They should still flee the school or fight her off, take pictures...

Also, the thing about breaking free from the police, shooting them all, etcetera. WAS incredibly edgy. Snapping handcuffs through sheer force of will? :/

 

[SolarSickle]

Eh, I actually liked Alex being self-aware enough to realize how edgy his proposed cop snap ending is.

That being said, this is what his loyal paypigs spent six years waiting for? I'm no programmer admittedly, but how difficult can this be to program? Or let me guess, his "volunteers" hadn't forked over the assets for free yet.

Ugh...when he started talking about the dakis and porn game...it made my skin crawl. He sounded more creepy than usual. Creepy and like a snob.

The worst part is that he knows that a significant part of his audience is under 18 (regardless of whether it's his intention or not), yet he opts to still advertise a porn crossover on his channel. Effectively advertising pornography to children. Now I'm the last one who will hop on the #MeToo #ThinkOfTheChildren bandwagon, but let's just say that he could've thought this out a little better.

 

[foobar2000]

In the comments

 

[nekotlc]

Did I miss something? Where are the teachers and students with god-like self defence while Yandere Chan is slaughtering the entire school population? You can’t handwave away the fact people would fight or restrain her during SNAP mode with “she’s an indestructible force of nature” or whatever he said. Just because the world has stopped turning for her doesn’t mean other people won’t still behave normally. They should still flee the school or fight her off, take pictures...

Also, the thing about breaking free from the police, shooting them all, etcetera. WAS incredibly edgy. Snapping handcuffs through sheer force of will? :/

There's a lot of problems with Snap mode and her stealing a gun and killing the cops then Senpai and herself

A. The cops WOULD notice you trying to take their gun, cops aren't stupid and are TRAINED for those type of scenarios to happen with any given situation. Plus, Japanese cops are trained in martial arts to take down most offenders, so unless Yandere-chan has the strength of 5 Chuck Norrises she's going down like a sack of bricks.

B. Trying to steal a gun would require you to be able to move your arms and hands and any cop worth their badge KNOWS how to restrain a person and lock them up with the handcuffs and unless you are Superwoman You ain'tgetting out of those handcuffs. Last time I checked, Yandere-chan is just a teenage girl, Fuck the training at martial arts skill and she's invincible because she's broken hearted or some shit, she's still just your average high school girl! The cops will restrain her sorry ass and she'll get hurt and more charges to the situation.

C. Say if by some miracle she still got a gun, the other officers will still SHOOT her sorry ass dead. Even if they don't kill her she's still going down because unless she was merely grazed, she will be on the ground in agony unable to move. Plus everyone knows that one gunshot can still potentially kill you by making you bleed out. They are not like bug bites and you can just grit your teeth and power through it like the movies portray it!


TL;DR : Unless Yandere Simulator is suddenly portrayed like My Hero Academia, Yan-Chan isn't getting away form the police she's going down. I don't care if the game is supposed to be realistic or not Alex is a moron.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Yeah. Good luck finding someone who will willingly spend hours of their free time on that.

What do you mean? Cleveland rock would be the perfect PR manager for him. I mean he's got plenty of practice already.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

Summary for those of you who don't feel like watching the video:

SNAP mode is just an edgy reskin of the original prototype from 2014. You go and kill anybody who you want, which is easy because everybody just stands there like a mong. Eventually you grab a knife and kill Senpai in a murder-suicide. There's also some retarded red shader. This mode is only implemented for if Senpai notices you trying to kill somebody, so full SNAP mode won't come out until Osana is added. The last 5 minutes are him shilling some new dakimakuras (including a lewd female one) and somebody else's porn game.

Why was this video made? Why was SNAP mode made? It's 6 years of development as of tomorrow and he still hasn't added Osana. He claims to be working on his "pre-Osana" checklist, yet he wastes 5 years on what's ultimately an easter egg. AND IT'S JUST A PROTOTYPE OF SNAP MODE. At least he had the balls to acknowledge that his game is from 4chan, although he might just be too retarded to understand how much of a PR disaster that could be.