Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Kosher Salt]

>Russell implying that he'd be fine with a girl not wanting to look at him during sex
>With an ego like his

I'm running down the list of positions in my mind, and reverse cowgirl stands out as about the only position where the girl wouldn't have to either look at him or get drooled on.

What does he want from them? Do they have connections in The Biz? Are they a hot female? Tune in soon to find out.

The only reasons I can think of that Russ would break contact with someone for 8 years and then reach out to them again are: she managed to ditch him and he somehow figured out how to contact her again, or she was in a relationship which recently ended.

I'm personally leaning toward the latter just because of what a shitty play it'd be, although the "stalking a woman while currently facing stalking charges" move would definitely also be peak Russ.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

This is why we caution you to never sympathize, empathize or pity Russell. He is, at his core, absolutely inhuman, as deformed mentally and spiritually as he is physically. The only reason he's not a rapist is because he's too small and weak to overpower most women, and the only reason he's not a Nazi is because this isn't 1940's Germany.

and even if it were 1940s Germany, he wouldn't have a chance to become a Nazi - he'd have been Aktion T4'd for his deformities

 

[cogsworth]

and even if it were 1940s Germany, he wouldn't have a chance to become a Nazi - he'd have been Aktion T4'd for his deformities

Maybe not, since he can walk and talk and manages to fake enough intelligence to work. They wouldn't let him become an officer, sure, but they'd probably have him do grunt work and let him to terrible things to the Hebrew ladies in his community. He'd absolutely try to get in good with them because they had power and that's what he wants. Russ has no true core morals and the Nazis were known on occasion, IIRC, to keep a pet retard or two for kicking around because, well, they're literally the Nazis. They did fucked up shit for the sake of doing fucked up shit.

Spoiler: Inane Rambling

I draw a lot of comparisons between Russ and my favorite cow Stephanie Cianfriglia, but nowhere is the similarities between them so clear as in their delusional quests for power. Russ convinces himself that he's a day a way from fame and fortune and hot girl suckmi while Staph convinces herself that she's a sexy demonic witch with a line to Satan's personal phone, but the end goal, the core of it is still the same, and thats a lust for power.

They both want power over others and it's probably as a "SEE, SEE! I HAVE WORTH!" display towards their birth families, but more likely just because they feel they're owed respect they haven't earned and rather than truly earn it though deeds they want to force it through obtaining some kind of power.

EDIT: fucking word filters, Null when will you stop your reign of linguistic terror you horrible bastard

 

[SpaceAce]

The true thoughts of a man frustrated by the shallowness of women on Tinder.

Ah incel logic: Women don't like me because I'm not a 10 points McChadFace so they're shallow bitches who have ruined everything everywhere for every one, but I DESERVE a supermodel hastag nofatties.

This is why I love incel "logic"; it's so transparent. Whenever anyone says anything they have to say makes sense I always want to thank the incel movement for saving me from wasting my time befriending that person because they just immediately outted themselves as a lazy, entitled, spoiled brat.

I also love that they're so loud and proud with their temper tantrums, really that shit is the lifeblood of forums like these, haha.

 

[drtoboggan]

I still think it'd be hilarious if a disabled girl stalked Slurpy and wanted him to pound her her vagina.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Holy shit.
Holy.
Shit.

Don't worry, that's the reaction any human being should have. Remember this post if you ever feel sorry for Russ after reading some of his self-pitying posts. There are plenty of other posts of him being a horrible person. The most common one you'll see is him wishing Taylor Swift's mom would die of cancer so Taylor would care more about the disabled. He also calls her mom fat and a pig. Russell also whined on pages where Ariana Grande visited victims of the terror attack at one of her concerts a few years back, complaining that she pays attention to them and not him. He also did the same when Taylor Swift visited a young girl in the hospital who had been the victim of an accident that burned most of her body, and his message there included the phrase "you don't know what I've been through." He is a selfish, rude, entitled, delusional narcissist. Don't worry, though, because even if he never goes to jail or gets committed, he still has to face one of the worst punishments imaginable: He has to wake up every morning and be Russell Greer, every single day for the rest of his life.

I'm gonna have to read the whole thread now.

Do it. It's a long slog but it's so worth it. Russell's entire insane, entitled journey is cataloged here.

 

[DungeonMaster]

Why does Greer use so many emojis?

 

[lamp shade]

Why does Greer use so many emojis?

He’s a boomer stuck in a millenial’s body.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Don't worry, that's the reaction any human being should have. Remember this post if you ever feel sorry for Russ after reading some of his self-pitying posts. There are plenty of other posts of him being a horrible person. The most common one you'll see is him wishing Taylor Swift's mom would die of cancer so Taylor would care more about the disabled. He also calls her mom fat and a pig. Russell also whined on pages where Ariana Grande visited victims of the terror attack at one of her concerts a few years back, complaining that she pays attention to them and not him. He also did the same when Taylor Swift visited a young girl in the hospital who had been the victim of an accident that burned most of her body, and his message there included the phrase "you don't know what I've been through." He is a selfish, rude, entitled, delusional narcissist. Don't worry, though, because even if he never goes to jail or gets committed, he still has to face one of the worst punishments imaginable: He has to wake up every morning and be Russell Greer, every single day for the rest of his life.

He thinks no one has had it rougher than him. Not the women who are being sex trafficked and raped daily, not people with terminal illnesses, not abuse victims. Nope, only Russell G. Greer knows what true hardship is because he alone in all the world has been told "no". That's what all his complaints boil down to. His parents don't seem like they were abusive, for a while he had friends, he got adopted, he didn't have to grow up in foster care. But telling him he can't have something he wants is the same as trying to kill him in his mind.

 

[cogsworth]

Why does Greer use so many emojis?

He can't make them with his face so he overcompensates with his terrible little goblin fingers.

 

[The Dude]

The true thoughts of a man frustrated by the shallowness of women on Tinder.

LOL, Russ isn't going to end up with a 1 or 2, let alone a 9 or 10. All his big talk is just him trying to soothe his tender ego.

Lol none of the chicks hes banged have been anywhere near 'super models'

Exactly. At best one or two of them were a bit cute or kinda pretty, but most of were pretty skanky and looked used up. Of course, a lot of those brothel girls are on drugs and working to feed their addictions, and you can see it in their faces. At best they were 7s and Russ is just delusional.

 

[lamp shade]

I was watching Family Guy tonight and when this came on I immediately thought of Russ, especially with all of the recent talk about his 9 and 10 comments

 

[Captain Hair]

 

[Swedishcrepes02]

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He’s already deleted it.

 

[lamp shade]

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Sounds like his friend from 8 years ago was not accepting of his disability.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

It always amazes me that he can keep literally calling himself a 'nice guy' for so many years with all the connotations it carries.

For all I know he might have been the reason 'nice guy' took on those meanings...

 

[DrJonesHat]

It always amazes me that he can keep literally calling himself a 'nice guy' for so many years with all the connotations it carries.

For all I know he might have been the reason 'nice guy' took on those meanings...

He's too dense to understand it's no longer a compliment. He's using it literally, and is too dense to realize that women do indeed like nice guys, but most of them can instantly tell he isn't one. The minute a woman says or does something he doesn't like, he gets belligerent.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

It always amazes me that he can keep literally calling himself a 'nice guy' for so many years with all the connotations it carries.

For all I know he might have been the reason 'nice guy' took on those meanings...

This. A MILLION times this.

By itself, separate his terrible behavior, his self-pity, and his inability to learn from or even recognize his mistakes, this makes him hopeless.

Non-ironically calling yourself "a nice guy" is proof of such wholesale ignorance of modern social standards....it really shows that Russ is probably even dumber than we imagine.

And he uses the internet! If he never used social media, perhaps you could excuse his not understanding the current meaning of the phrase, but that's not the case.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

This. A MILLION times this.

By itself, separate his terrible behavior, his self-pity, and his inability to learn from or even recognize his mistakes, this makes him hopeless.

Non-ironically calling yourself "a nice guy" is proof of such wholesale ignorance of modern social standards....it really shows that Russ is probably even dumber than we imagine.

And he uses the internet! If he never used social media, perhaps you could excuse his not understanding the current meaning of the phrase, but that's not the case.

Everything Russ doesn't like he ignores like it doesn't exist. Things like "nice guy" being a negative phrase, for example. See also: women having the right to say "no" to him, Taylor Swift not falling for him once she hears about his "plights".

I think that's what makes so many Russ watchers want the long arm of the law to slap Russ upside the head at least once. Just so he knows he can't ignore reality completely.

 

[The Great Citracett]

That clown should count himself lucky.

He could have been $100 million in debt to Russ right now.