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Huh. Miss Violet Casandra Ocean, didn't take any selfies for "Trans Day of Visibility". I wonder why.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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Shouldn't he be glad that Nazis have no idea what "trans women" like Jake look like? Those fools think Jake looks like a fat middle aged man with a beard, not the hot young vixen he actually is. Why would he want to put them on the right track if they're so wrong?
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Both Zoe and Anita made thousands of dollars kickstarting Discord servers. Because Jake is incredibly stupid he thinks he can replicate this scam without a vagina.
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This is how you test strength of focus in a person. I started reading it, with high hopes, because I've read enough Internet bullshit over the years. Just at the second paragraph I began to talk to my inner self (rate me: mad in your head) about how Gnome has no concepts of what "left" is but I caught that and soldered on.
But then Gnome pulled "politics are just like D&D, here you have red dragon and" and my eyes glazed over the rest.
What an amazing, misinformed, 'tistic wall of text. 10/10, would stop reading again.
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TLDR: SGG's political opponents (Nazis, apparently) appeal to people by approaching their communities, treating them respectfully, learning about them, and then agreeing with some of their points if they agree with them.
I guess my question would have to be...if that works why don't SJWs try it?
ARGUABLY.
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At least you have the "sausage fingers" and "giant tits" part down, Jake.
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Conflating "left and right" with "good and evil" is pretty common in the lolcow community.
What's uncommon is conflating "left" with "good", and then saying the Nazis are actually pretty close to the left.
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What's funny is while Jake is trying to suggest he passes better than such a "caricature", getting hair plugs, a bargain bin tit job and a prozzie outfit is a level of effort he could only dream of aspiring to.
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"there's no random thong over pants, ass window or total lack of pants at all"
"body of a real world woman"
"crop top isn't too small"
"actually breast shaped breasts"
yeah that's how huge natural cans always look without a bra, it's called a "rack" for a reason.
"body of a real world woman"
"crop top isn't too small"
"actually breast shaped breasts"
yeah that's how huge natural cans always look without a bra, it's called a "rack" for a reason.
If Poison is close to his frame of reference on real women's bodies and clothing then I think our boy may have overdosed on pornography.
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He doesn't think anyone else knows this. That's the funny thing.
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Whenever he goes off on one about biology and anatomy, he kind of reminds me of a mall ninja unwittingly posturing in front of Bruce Lee. He smugly prattles on about how trans women are totally indistinguishable from regular women (possibly illustrated with that collage from his wank bank), seemingly unaware that we know what trans women look like. We can just go on Twitter and see dozens of balding men in dresses.
I think he imagines that everyone else can’t leave Twitter, they just sit there and wait for Violet, their sole source of information, to enlighten them.
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Doesn't "Violet" realize that "her" recent Zelda Randomizer streams sounding identical to Jake Alleys Hyperdimension Neptunia streams (as well as his voice in the Massive vs. The Masses video) is all the proof anyone needs that he, conclusively, 100%, beyond the shadow of a doubt, IS Secret Gamer Girl, Jake Alley, and Violet Cassandra Ocean; they are all one in the same?
His voice and halting manner of speech is actually quite distinctive. And that's discounting all the earlier proof that we already have from the patreon leaks.
He's doxed. Period.
Come on Jake. Troon it up and show the Twitter world your buxom.
You ain't some bald, thick-fingered stereotype of trans. You're much much better looking than that, right?
And if nobody has any pics of you, what can it hurt?
His voice and halting manner of speech is actually quite distinctive. And that's discounting all the earlier proof that we already have from the patreon leaks.
He's doxed. Period.
Come on Jake. Troon it up and show the Twitter world your buxom.
You ain't some bald, thick-fingered stereotype of trans. You're much much better looking than that, right?
And if nobody has any pics of you, what can it hurt?
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You would think someone who talks about all sorts of technology and media would know what a goddamn Amazon Fire device is but once again Jake has to remind everyone that he's every fat, balding, middle aged man that has ever existed by getting annoyed at kids and their vidya stuff mildly inconveniencing him from what he wants the world to be like.
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Yon Gnomer said:
When Jake can’t even get the horseshoe theory right.
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His eternal pretense that he isn't doxed is the funniest thing about Jake.
It's so absolutely pathetic.
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I think he has virtually no theory of mind. I think he genuinely believes that him saying “Nobody can tell I’m a man” overrides the evidence that people can see and hear for themselves. He views other people as some sort of unthinking creatures incapable of thought on the same level as him. It baffles him that people keep calling him Jake even though he straight-up said he wasn’t, even though he cunningly claimed we’d got photos of a random guy.
I can’t think of another explanation.
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He continued with his Street Fighter trans-sperging.
That really grinds my tandem engine.
continuing from that, everything is trans if you jerk off hard enough.
I considered looking for the context but that never actually helps.
That really grinds my tandem engine.
continuing from that, everything is trans if you jerk off hard enough.
I considered looking for the context but that never actually helps.
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So what? A character in a game is trans, what then? In the next game, Bison fights his strongest enemy yet: MEDICAL GATEKEEPING! There’s just something unutterably sad about a middle-aged man trying with all his might to convince people that a fictional character from an arcade game has the same fetish as him. I mean, why not just say “Bison is trans because when he’s not in the game he’s totally doing a bunch of tranny shit.” It’s just as valid, for a character who isn’t real.
I feel ya, Jake. It blew my mind when I discovered you were younger than your mom.
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"For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was dilation day"
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I'd bang Jake's mom. She's hot.