Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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If he keeps talking like that he's going to end up provoking an incident with someone, thinking he is deliberately fucking with them. It sounds like he is trying to emulate some kind of walking stereotype of either black people or flatbills.....or some combination of the two. Next he'll be talking about 'de wey to de puss puss'

ffs he's a nearly a literal walking stereotype at this point

and theres some real freudian slips going on there with that talk about 'kiddie diddlers'
 
I think Lucas is mimicking the exceptional individual that was fucking Lacie. I get frustrated seeing losers like that fuck attractive girls, too. Life isn't fair.

Thats what I figured. Which is kind of ironic considering its a literal 'monkey see monkey do' situation and he has that obsession with silverbacks and all that.... He seems to legitimately believe there is some magical combination of behaviors and words that automatically will make all the women want him...not unlike many cows and especially PUAs. Shows how genuinely stupid he truly is
 
Just to give everybody a heads up, I cannot say too much unless revealing my position, but Lucas was let in to the new Downtown library shelter last night so he has a place to charge, so crazy shall commence on YouTube soon!
I knew it was too much to hope the fat pedophile creep would die alone quietly in the streets with his phone dead

I think Lucas is mimicking the exceptional individual that was fucking Lacie. I get frustrated seeing losers like that fuck attractive girls, too. Life isn't fair.
This is literally what his entire personality is based off. He still can't get over being rejected by her, so he emulates the men he believes she is attracted to, in some twisted attempt to get him his own Lacie. Hell, he's even admitted in videos hanging outside bars stalking young men in an attempt to attract women by behaving exactly like them
 
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Thought I got the gist of his slang-salad, but wanted to clarify some of it with my gen Z girlfriend since she’d know more. Since we’re trapped inside all day we ended up translating the majority of it.

“Feel like a ghost out here surrounded by money. Nothing’s going on. All the bourgeoisie enjoy each other carnally, ejaculating semen while they stay home from work. Their money all comes from Oprah, they ruin things. I don’t respect centrists. I don’t respect Fortune 500 companies, which molest children in cooperation with politicians. Act against them. Act against men dating college-aged women. Do you feel my groping? Rick Astley causes mental anguish for those living in poverty, as well as those in the Sanders campaign. Unscrupulous, and I mean that in the most Semitic of ways. Credit cards can defecate. EBT cards can’t ejaculate unless they are basic ones, clearly unfair. What happened to empathy? No affection gets sent my way. You are all rich, that much is clear. Suh sapiobaes, straight make a luh on an X File so shine a glow up, ma lil puppers? Yall straight GUAPPIN cuh.”

She refused that last line, saying instead that he “needs a good kick in the face”
 
Thought I got the gist of his slang-salad, but wanted to clarify some of it with my gen Z girlfriend since she’d know more. Since we’re trapped inside all day we ended up translating the majority of it.

“Feel like a ghost out here surrounded by money. Nothing’s going on. All the bourgeoisie enjoy each other carnally, ejaculating semen while they stay home from work. Their money all comes from Oprah, they ruin things. I don’t respect centrists. I don’t respect Fortune 500 companies, which molest children in cooperation with politicians. Act against them. Act against men dating college-aged women. Do you feel my groping? Rick Astley causes mental anguish for those living in poverty, as well as those in the Sanders campaign. Unscrupulous, and I mean that in the most Semitic of ways. Credit cards can defecate. EBT cards can’t ejaculate unless they are basic ones, clearly unfair. What happened to empathy? No affection gets sent my way. You are all rich, that much is clear. Suh sapiobaes, straight make a luh on an X File so shine a glow up, ma lil puppers? Yall straight GUAPPIN cuh.”

She refused that last line, saying instead that he “needs a good kick in the face”

Yeah, you created Chingrish....

its “money is the problem” not anything about Oprah or centrists.
 
Maybe those will come soon? He already made some good rap tunes such as "Love and Respect those Bitches.". Maybe he will start making exceptional gibberish videos once the pandemic passes, if it doesn't kill him first.

He looks even stupider talking like this. There is a virus pandemic going on and this is what he is doing while being homeless. What a dipshit!

We need Lucas Da PussyGod gibberish videos.
 
I think Lucas is mimicking the exceptional individual that was fucking Lacie.

I think you're right. And I don't detect a hint of playfulness or irony. It's interesting to see how a single in person meeting with some young tards still shapes his behavior. He switched from ranting about "cultural appropriaters" and flatbills, to parroting one. Whatever lessons he could have draw from the Lacie saga, he has concluded that Lacie chose Da Pussy God because of his diction. As if that's what sets him apart from sexually active males.

We need Lucas Da PussyGod gibberish videos.

Agreed. The full cringe doesn't come through in text. I hope he posts some Lucas Da Pussy God shit soon.
 
I think when he says X-Files he means Generation X. Just like when he mentions anything about a zoo or a z I assume he means Zoomers. This would seem to be the sort of thing Lucas would think is quite clever.

I can't believe I'm wasting brain energy on trying to figure out this garbage. It's actually kind of amazing how no matter how stupid and obnoxious Lucas is, he always manages to outdo himself by getting stupider and more obnoxious.


At the time, I thought the above video was Lucas at his most deserving a frying pan to the face; obviously he's said and done worse things, but this was just so aggressively obnoxious. His current slangification would seem to have trumped that.

And of course, he contradicts everything he's ever said. He made a video a while ago swearing that he wasn't a rat, he would never rat on anyone in his building, that wasn't him no sir. And then of course he got kicked out for doing exactly that.... assuming there actually was any criminal behavior taking place , and it wasn't all just one of his delusions . He similarly has decried the use of modern urban slang, which he explicitly associated with African Americans, which we all know he's afraid of....

...and now he's doing it himself.

As much as it's probably correct to say that he's imitating the guy that was with Lacey, this still seems a little bit like an advanced stage of brain damage. One of the things I've read about schizotypal conditions, is the linguistic functioning is supposed to deteriorate under stress. We've heard Lucas stutter, and he has some odd verbal tics, but usually his verbal fluency is arguably one of the more non-traditional aspects of his condition.

That appears to be changing.
 
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