🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Jungle_Bananas said:
I agree, but for context the milquetoast quote from Rand was directed towards Bibble and Flamenco. (Will post timestamp link here later)
The 5 Killstream hosts have an agreement to not stream at the same time. Ralph, Bibble and Flamenco host each other on DLive whenever the other is done, sometimes they’d hop on and talk to the chat / callers. Gator rarely streams, so who cares.
Rand repeatedly broke that rule, and would post on Twitter to tell his followers to watch him instead. He’s been making passive aggressive jabs towards his co hosts lately, and this weekend he made a comment on twitter calling Bibble and Flamenco streams milquetoast, implying he has better khantent.
Flamenco ignored it, but Bibble went on Rand’s stream to poke at the drunkard. At that point he was already shitfaced for 10 hours and couldn’t hold his exceptionalism. They’re still not on good terms as of this post
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Mostly accurate, except I would suggest that Rand lost his co-host card when the unappealable lifetime ban was awarded for his consistent ability to stream without being milquetoast. I think he's just figuring this out (he is really dumb, as documented) and is lashing out at what he used to consider his absolute best mensches

How cheap are standard drinks in Australia? Really cheap I hope, because this meltdown is worth keeping an eye on
 
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no wonder Lucian Wintrich is a writer, this guy cant talk for shit. or maybe his just that drunk.

"edit" shit, the guy fucking blasted. spent 3 minutes just talking about cooking
 
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That last episode gets funny when they finally lose patience with how this insufferable guest keeps disrespecting the show and Ralph tests the water telling the guy that the chat are calling him a bugchaser.
The superchats, sensing the signal from Ralph, are not polite from this point forward.
Ralph and Warski give up on "talking politics" and trying to get him to expose closeted queers in the online "white nationalist" movement and just ask him about the cooking he's doing.
Soon the guy is talking about heating a pan up to be very hot and Ralph says something like "oh yes, hot like eternal hellfire".
Andy's dumb yet sort of funnily timed take: "I wish I cooked with a noose and a stool right now".
The guy starts talking about how the heat has to rise up and Ralph, openly shitting on the guy, says something like "rising up, kinda like your career was until..."
The guest starts to sound fucked up. He claims to have had one martini and Ralph with an air of true authority on the matter tells him "you've had more than one" and soon kicks him.
If we are generous enough to give Ralph the benefit of the doubt, he kicked him because he has sympathy for a guy being black-out wasted on stream and did him a favour.
 
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1960s Ethan Ralph

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its too bad Rand couldn't keep his shit together. Now would have been a great time for him to LARP as an Australian ICU doctor. Ethan could have used that as an excuse for why Rand hasn't been on all month. Rand could have played along "Of course i'm a doctor, why the hell do you think i drink and listen to streams on my days off, do you know how hard it is to keep mates around with this schedule? When you see coloreds all day die from dumb shit like jumping off roofs or trying to wrestle tigers of course you're going to drink, what did you all think i did for a living?"
 
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On his latest stream Bibble essentially states that his retarded spout with Ryan was all an op that he did to get back at the "smarks" of the Ralph-o-sphere. This is all despite the fact that Bibble and Ryan argued for hours on the Randbot2020 10 hour boogaloo, which featured a few Zoom call-ins and Ryan berating his wife. He goes into it some at 14:34 in his latest stream. https://youtu.be/7eNRslVAKMA
So was this all some 6D-chess autistic LARP to get back at the evil hater-trolls on the farms, with no real payoff besides the "lulz"? Is this just Bibble backpedaling, realizing that his spout with Ryan was completely autistic? Who knows, but I think that this extra time thanks to the quarantine is making the GuntGuards act out in strange ways.
 
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No dignity said:
On his latest stream Bibble essentially states that his exceptional spout with Ryan was all an op that he did to get back at the "smarks" of the Ralph-o-sphere. This is all despite the fact that Bibble and Ryan argued for hours on the Randbot2020 10 hour boogaloo, which featured a few Zoom call-ins and Ryan berating his wife. He goes into it some at 14:34 in his latest stream. https://youtu.be/7eNRslVAKMA
So was this all some 6D-chess autistic LARP to get back at the evil hater-trolls on the farms, with no real payoff besides the "lulz"? Is this just Bibble backpedaling, realizing that his spout with Ryan was completely autistic? Who knows, but I think that this extra time thanks to the quarantine is making the GuntGuards act out in strange ways.
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you mean to tell me I suffered through almost 11 hours of that audio marking timestamps......and it was all an op ?
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fuck this. I'm out.
 
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No dignity said:
On his latest stream Bibble essentially states that his exceptional spout with Ryan was all an op that he did to get back at the "smarks" of the Ralph-o-sphere. This is all despite the fact that Bibble and Ryan argued for hours on the Randbot2020 10 hour boogaloo, which featured a few Zoom call-ins and Ryan berating his wife. He goes into it some at 14:34 in his latest stream. https://youtu.be/7eNRslVAKMA
So was this all some 6D-chess autistic LARP to get back at the evil hater-trolls on the farms, with no real payoff besides the "lulz"? Is this just Bibble backpedaling, realizing that his spout with Ryan was completely autistic? Who knows, but I think that this extra time thanks to the quarantine is making the GuntGuards act out in strange ways.
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I wouldn't put much stock in Bibble's testimony - he's fallen back on the "merely a work" bit to explain away Ralph's drunken bullshit several times before. Maybe Bibble jumped onto Rand's stream just to stir shit and get people talking but it's entirely undeniable that Ryan is a drunken mess who's life is in shambles and loathes the others for streaming like (mostly) functioning adults. On top of that Flamenco and Gator don't seem to be aware of any kind of grand plan regarding Rand and at most have just made swiping jokes at his expense.

Bibble seems like the nicest of the bunch; I've no doubt that he's trying to cover for Rand before the drunk shit flushes any good will he has left down the drain. Regardless of whether the call-in itself was a "work" or not I can say for certain that Bibble trying to deflect for Rand won't be nearly enough to fix his shattered ego, neglected family or failing liver.
 
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No dignity said:
On his latest stream Bibble essentially states that his exceptional spout with Ryan was all an op that he did to get back at the "smarks" of the Ralph-o-sphere. This is all despite the fact that Bibble and Ryan argued for hours on the Randbot2020 10 hour boogaloo, which featured a few Zoom call-ins and Ryan berating his wife. He goes into it some at 14:34 in his latest stream. https://youtu.be/7eNRslVAKMA
So was this all some 6D-chess autistic LARP to get back at the evil hater-trolls on the farms, with no real payoff besides the "lulz"? Is this just Bibble backpedaling, realizing that his spout with Ryan was completely autistic? Who knows, but I think that this extra time thanks to the quarantine is making the GuntGuards act out in strange ways.
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Bibble is full of shit. He's still banned from Rand's server and he was talking shit about Rand again in Ralph's server this morning. Rand made a comment about it on his stream earlier. Something like "Oh. I see someone is still talking about things even though we agreed to drop it. I guess we're not dropping it and I'm going to have to treat them like a bad dog and swat them on the nose with a rolled up newspaper." I mean, I suppose it's possible that Bibble was fucking around. But Rand certainly wasn't taking it that way. He seems to be getting egged on to keep lashing out as well. Which makes sense when you look at Rand's server and see this in the sidebar.

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I used to not listen to Rand's streams but I'm curious to see how this plays out.
 
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Tim Pool's brother is on the show tonight. Interesting considering quarter-pounder was given DMs to drop yesterday.
 
No dignity said:
On his latest stream Bibble essentially states that his exceptional spout with Ryan was all an op that he did to get back at the "smarks" of the Ralph-o-sphere. This is all despite the fact that Bibble and Ryan argued for hours on the Randbot2020 10 hour boogaloo, which featured a few Zoom call-ins and Ryan berating his wife. He goes into it some at 14:34 in his latest stream. https://youtu.be/7eNRslVAKMA
So was this all some 6D-chess autistic LARP to get back at the evil hater-trolls on the farms, with no real payoff besides the "lulz"? Is this just Bibble backpedaling, realizing that his spout with Ryan was completely autistic? Who knows, but I think that this extra time thanks to the quarantine is making the GuntGuards act out in strange ways.
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He was shitposting for maybe 5 minutes before dropping the you're jealous of my success line. Was that a work? That's something Ralph would say. Could it be Bibble has tasted an ounce of e-fame and can't handle drunk lolcows like Rand making fun of him anymore? Rand literally asked him "Why are you here Bibble?" "You were having a go at me so I'm here to give you a spanking". I think Bibble may be a shitposter at heart but he had a real nigga moment because of a milquetoast tweet.

btw anyone have archive of the first encounter between Rand & Bibble?
 
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He was shitposting for maybe 5 minutes before dropping the you're jealous of my success line. Was that a work? That's something Ralph would say. Could it be Bibble has tasted an ounce of e-fame and can't handle drunk lolcows like Rand making fun of him anymore? Rand literally asked him "Why are you here Bibble?" "You were having a go at me so I'm here to give you a spanking". I think Bibble may be a shitposter at heart but he had a real nigga moment because of a milquetoast tweet.

btw anyone have archive of the first encounter between Rand & Bibble?
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Here's the link to their livestreamed argument (or op if Bibble is to be believed). https://youtu.be/Wju2yDfPpYw

Timestamps are in the comments. I'm pretty sure their previous arguments went on in DM's and culminated into this.
 
Jungle_Bananas said:
you mean to tell me I suffered through almost 11 hours of that audio marking timestamps......and it was all an op ?
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fuck this. I'm out.
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You heard it as well as I did. That's not an op if Ryan "Randbot2020" Johnson isn't also in on it, and he certainly wasn't

The entire thing seems to be a forbidden subject judging by the number of times they had to say "We don't talk about that here" to @Flamenco during yesterday's saturday sunset. Since he's not ignoring us like his gunt and master is, perhaps he could at least come clean with an official statement regarding Randbot Johnson's status with the Killstream going forward

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Jcaesar187 ignoring superchats that mention Rand or his fat gunt. Fat nigga and his kikestream is full of shit.
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He's also getting really snippy when people mention kiwi farms to him lately, cutting them off and snapping "I don't care what they think!"
 
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Excellent work witk Chris pool and Quartering, the bloodgod is pleased! Blood for the bloodgood!

This was the closest we gotten so far thesince the high days of bloodsport! MORE! I Demand MORE!!!!!

Insert reasonable memepicture here. I am too tired to do it, have to go to bed now because I need to go up early tomorrow in order to avoid the plagueinfested public transports here in Sweden.

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You heard it as well as I did. That's not an op if Ryan "Randbot2020" Johnson isn't also in on it, and he certainly wasn't

The entire thing seems to be a forbidden subject judging by the number of times they had to say "We don't talk about that here" to @Flamenco during yesterday's saturday sunset. Since he's not ignoring us like his gunt and master is, perhaps he could at least come clean with an official statement regarding Randbot Johnson's status with the Killstream going forward



He's also getting really snippy when people mention kiwi farms to him lately, cutting them off and snapping "I don't care what they think!"
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Who cares what statushe have? If he is blacklisted on Dlive we will be hearing less and less from him.
 
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It really does sound like Rand trying to be "clever" and tricking Bibble into saying "because my content is milquetoast and yours isn't Rand". Bibble either caught on or really didn't know what the fuck the drunk moron was going on about. If there is actual fault to be assigned, most likely Ethan is simply responsible for failing to get Rand's latest ban overturned.
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He did that to imply Ralph and Bibble flagged him down. It was an appeal to 'feels' and to make Ralph and Bibble look like snakes. Not sure why he felt he needed to make Ralph look like more of a snake but whatever. He really showed how unhinged he is, and the interaction between Zoom was more interesting. Zoom really hit a nerve asking about his wife, which does lend credence to the 'his wife left him' theory thrown around.
 
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He did that to imply Ralph and Bibble flagged him down. It was an appeal to 'feels' and to make Ralph and Bibble look like snakes. Not sure why he felt he needed to make Ralph look like more of a snake but whatever. He really showed how unhinged he is, and the interaction between Zoom was more interesting. Zoom really hit a nerve asking about his wife, which does lend credence to the 'his wife left him' theory thrown around.
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If Rand's wife left him he would have drunkenly screamed it out somewhere by now.also could someone supercut down this 11 hour stream. I just need bibble and rand and zoom.
 
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He did that to imply Ralph and Bibble flagged him down. It was an appeal to 'feels' and to make Ralph and Bibble look like snakes. Not sure why he felt he needed to make Ralph look like more of a snake but whatever. He really showed how unhinged he is, and the interaction between Zoom was more interesting. Zoom really hit a nerve asking about his wife, which does lend credence to the 'his wife left him' theory thrown around.
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Yeah, but I deducted a few dozen strategy and sneakiness points because he had over allocated his drunk and loud stats.

I stopped listening after Bibble left the second time, because I can only listen to weeping drunk Rand in supercut format and it seemed obvious he was going to end up there pretty quickly. Did he ever come out and say what he was dancing around, or is this another "Ryan Johnson's Big Book of Reasons Anglin is a Fed"
 
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