Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Melancholia]

4tsp of sugar is a lot... Isn’t honey sweet enough?

I’m sure that much sugar in one thing is great for GERD /sneed

 

[A Detachable Penis]

Oh what a poor baby, her parents made fun of her Yugioh/Clay Aiken obsession that had her writing smutty fanfics about Bakura plowing Clay in the ass.

I wouldnt have needed to be made fun of, I'd have been mortified all on my own thanks.

 

[NoFeline]

4 teaspoons of sugar AND honey for one teabag? What in the fresh hell?

 

[marjoram]

4 teaspoons of sugar AND honey for one teabag? What in the fresh hell?

Sappy is FAT
(and no one will have sex with her)

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

>green tea
>mostly sugar
>in a 16.9 oz bottle

Snapple, Staph. You're brewing Snapple.

 

[Pond Scum]

>green tea
>mostly sugar
>in a 16.9 oz bottle

Snapple, Staph. You're brewing Snapple.

Probably the favorite tea she can't find in the stores anymore.

 

[OpenedEyes]

Hi, I read through the whole 649 pages in a month, and Holy Cow (pun totally intended) - what a fucken rollercoaster of a ride. Right off the bat (pun totally intended), I just want to say I'm all here for the COVID-19 saga - I came by at just the right time.

Spoiler: Content

Stephanie, Sapphire, Yarrow. Tsk tsk tsk. You still don't get the main thing that if you don't share things online, we won't be able to know said things and thus we have nothing to mock you about, right? Just because you have social media accounts doesn't mean you HAVE to share every little thought that you have online - as a 31 year old who has been living vicariously online, shouldn't you know this by now?

You came from Tumblr hijacking posts to make them all about you, you, you - now you're on other social media sites and are still trying to make irrelevant posts all about you, you, you.

'As a xyr with this condishun and that flavour-of-the-month-sexual label, I'm obligated to tell you I have Master's Degree(TM) and therefore have more knowledge than you, and now I have no spoons left to finish a slapfight I went around starting because I was triggered and don't understand that if I would just NOT then I'd be left alone, so give me your hard-earned money through PayPal and I won't have to see $0.00 in my own bank account that is not related to you whatsoever.'

Yes, Sapp - you predictably sound like this in your posts, all mashed and condensed together.

There are so many things wrong with you that has been documented with screenshots and archived links, so we don't need to gloss over those shit (pun very intended) again. What I do want to say is, why are you shilling your PayPal like you're someone important worth sending money to? And your reason for shilling said PayPal is selfish and entitled - it's either WE send YOU money so YOU can buy more shitty-ass pins and labels, or WE help keep YOUR bank account above the $0.00 mark, like wtf. Which, by the way, you can do so by having this magical thing that us normies have - A Job (not Steve Jobs, there's a difference, Sapp).

The takeout from all this is - no one online cares, Sapp. Only KiwiFarms care. Only KiwiFarms pay attention. Only KiwiFarms.

OT: COVID-19 is hitting the world pretty hard now - hope everyone here is coping well. Even you, Sapp, and especially your parents - eventhough we're laughing at your online shenanigans, getting a virus whatsoever still isn't a nice thing to have. And no, if by the off-chance that you get it, don't you dare take COVID-19 as another one of your condishuns to whip out of your pocket during lame-ass online slapfights.

Edit: I put my content in Spoiler tags because long lol

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

You don't need a ham day.

 

[JaneThough]

I guarantee your cat understands gender better than you, Staph. Also, if you wanna grow dandelions in the yard, do what your Dad did and buy a house. He can do whatever he wants with the property he owns.

I wanna see those 'short and polite' emails. I have a feeling there would have been hand sanitizer drank, if she were able to get any.

 

[Slice Me Up]

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Maybe it's just me, but it's hilarious how she talks about alcohol and drugs. She'll talk about inhaling fumes from herbs that may or may not cause brain damage, but she's afraid to smoke marijuana, but she "took a few swigs" of dessert wine and it went right to her head. It's the perfect combination of clueless but, as always with Staph, trying so hard to be edgy anyhow. Does she even know about harder drugs like MDMA (I know it's not that hard, but still), cocaine, heroin, poppers (that actually do cause brain damage)? God knows she'd ever get the opportunity but if she did, would she try it? What are her thoughts on casual drug users versus people who self-medicate? There's so much more I want to know but I can't think of it all. Rate me as you like.

EDIT for typo

 

[marjoram]

I guarantee your cat understands gender better than you, Staph. Also, if you wanna grow dandelions in the yard, do what your Dad did and buy a house. He can do whatever he wants with the property he owns.

I wanna see those 'short and polite' emails. I have a feeling there would have been hand sanitizer drank, if she were able to get any.

I'd like to see the emails too, also Sappy's "nuanced" take on disabilities and capitalism....one thing Sap isn't is nuanced.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

You need salad time staph not ham time. You playing in the weeds doesn't fool us.

 

[JaneThough]

I'd like to see the emails too, also Sappy's "nuanced" take on disabilities and capitalism....one thing Sap isn't is nuanced.

I imagine they'd go something like "I am a marginalized peepeepoopoosexual who's also part cat demon, satanist, anarchist and the fuck buddy of gay cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer and pedophile rapist murderer Richard Ramirez. You should give me what I want because I am literally the most discrimated person ever. I have a thread on Kiwi Farms. Why are you such a transphobe? Don't you understand that not giving me a plot is exactly what Kiwi Farms wants, which basically means you are a neo nazi?" along with a ton of sigils, references to demons from movies, and crying.

 

[Knifeguncat]

You don't need a ham day.

Man, if that ham and cake aren't able to be delivered, poor mama cianfriglia is likely gonna have to go out again just to bring it back because Steph isn't going to won't have enough spoons to go out and bring it back.

 

[Miss Misery]

Staph: My cat has no concept of gender!

Also Staph: HE HIM HE HIM PEETIE HIM HE PEETIE HIM HE HIM!!

 

[BearCaptain]

Spoiler: Retard rambling

I'm willing to argue some animals have social structures that form gender. Birds are a pretty good example of that and follow their norms for how male/female birds are supposed to behave. There will ofc be some exceptions since there have been cases of male birds being born with female plumage, but it's rare cases and it's mostly just a genetic anomaly.
Dolphins also have some complex social norms and structures that they tend to follow.

I'm not so sure how cats fare but since they're a mildly dimorphic (male cats tend to be bigger than females) I'm sure they have a concept of "male" and "female" too. Especially when male cats tend to spray more and be more territorial?

Point is, It's dumb to put animals in your gender politics bullshit when you know nothing about animals. Leave Peetie alone and don't force a label on him you weirdo.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

'Nuanced take on disability and gender' is an awfully pumped-up way of saying 'donate to my PayPal because I pee my pants'

 

[BearCaptain]

'Nuanced take on disability and gender' is an awfully pumped-up way of saying 'donate to my PayPal because I pee my pants'

But she has never once put out an opinion that was a nuanced take on disability or gender. It's mostly "I pee myself, I can't walk, I can't do things with my hands, I don't have the spoons to do anything" and "I am extremely horny sometimes but sometimes not so, I am asexual NEVERMIND I meant pansexual NEVERMIND I meant peepeepoopoosexual".
And of course, she just takes up transspace when she isn't trans but just a very bored, unexciting cis woman that's desperate to have an intimate relationship with a feminine crossdressing man with a soft birb.

She just tends to speak over marginalized groups of people, whether they be trans, in the LGBTQ or just with a non-white background. (And scream that they're "4chan trolls" when they don't behave the way she thinks that they should).

Very nuanced she is

 

[Pond Scum]

Every day is ham day when you look like Staph.
It's truly disgusting how she treats her adoptive father like trash in that post about lawns and then talks about fawning over her biological father for... also having a lawn. I know adoption comes with a lot of unique issues for the adoptee, but the fact is that her biological father was likely a shitty fucking parent who wouldn't feed her enough ham and Snapple for her tastes.

 

[Meowzers]

"a nuanced take on disability and capitalism" is that what we're calling it now?