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I remember watching a YouTube video about a streamer who was a NEET, that pisses in a jar and knows martial arts. I can’t find that video. I thought I was subscribed to the guy who made that video. Help me out.
 
Meet Kyle Kofron, head of a rent strike that has gained momentum across the country, but also has a history of violently assaulting a woman, a restraining order, and unsurprisingly, a collections judgment against him. Kyle is taking advantage of the current virus crisis to avoid responsibility indefinitely.
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But wait! He's a total piece of shit, what a surprise.

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Long story short, Kyle Kofron is an aggresive deadbeat with a restraining order looking for any excuse not to pay rent, got lucky, and the media ran with his little tantrum, giving him 15 minutes of fame that didn't include a mugshot.

"It should be illegal to profit from basic human needs; food, water, housing, healthcare."
No it shouldn't be and you're incredibly stupid and entitled to even think that. Millions of people work everyday to provide us with these services and they need to be paid just like anyone else.
Also, some people have never watched How It's Made or Dirty Jobs and it shows.
 
Unemployed moron who does nothing but share things on Twitter holds Stephen King accountable for doing nothing.
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Meet Kyle Kofron, head of a rent strike that has gained momentum across the country, but also has a history of violently assaulting a woman, a restraining order, and unsurprisingly, a collections judgment against him. Kyle is taking advantage of the current virus crisis to avoid responsibility indefinitely.
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But wait! He's a total piece of shit, what a surprise.

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twitter @skittilydoo (archive)
instagram @skittilydoo (archive)
Facebook: www facebook com/kyle.kofron

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Long story short, Kyle Kofron is an aggresive deadbeat with a restraining order looking for any excuse not to pay rent, got lucky, and the media ran with his little tantrum, giving him 15 minutes of fame that didn't include a mugshot.
This guy looks like a huge tool judging from his phosphorescent bleached hair he clearly revels in being a faggy attention seeker. Also he seems like a trust fund baby— I guarantee the money he makes from his “job” is solely used to fund weed and shitty booze.
 
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anyone hear of a streamer called jcdgodot? He went troon after having a bad break up that seemed to really hit him hard. Seems like just another name in a long list of people on the internet trooning out to try and escape deep personal problems. He was running a stream about causing a divorce with his boyfriend and some girlfriend, don't know if it's still running or not
 
So here's one from the Web 1.0 days

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Fark.com had their own pet lolcow like 15 years ago. Henry Earl, a man in Lexington, Kentucky, that had been arrested over a total of 1,500 times. He was first arrested in 1970, and had his thousandth arrest in 2002. It was usually just for being drunk in public, and nobody really disliked him. I don't think he ever actually posted on Fark, so they just mostly kept up with his arrest records and random anecdotes about people spotting him who lived there - things like how he called himself James Brown, and said he could dance like him. There were several news articles written about him for (possibly) being the world's most arrested man, though they're not really interesting.

But as of the past few years, Henry Earl seems to have all but vanished, and nobody really ever talks about him anymore. I guess there's not much to say other than his ever-increasing arrest number, but according to arrests.org, Henry's last arrest was in 2017, and there's this Reddit thread where people were saying he's in assisted living now.
 
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This small, pixelated image is all I could find, since she hides behind her monitor, despite running r/BodyAcceptance, which is supposedly about being proud of your looks.

This vile Mt. Everest of shit & lard runs a subreddit dedicated to people posting how beautiful they are, being fat. If you don't either post about how great it is to be fat or if you don't whine about small(er) people, she'll ban you. If you try to find acceptance for being underweight, she'll ostracize and ban you, sometimes followed by a post about how fat people are healthier and skinny people have no business talking, ever.

She crossed my radar a couple weeks ago, when she was defending a giant man-baby called CookingPapa23. That pig is constantly whining about how he has "PTSD" from his family members offering to pay for gym membership and claims that trainers make fun of and slap his floppy man-tits.

What did it for me was how mizmoose defended him recently.
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This was posted by a rape victim, in response to to this rant by CookingPapa23, celebrating the loss of employment at a gym. A whiny fat fuck doing the truffle shuffle in response to a gym closing vs. a rape victim not appreciating his fictionalized claim? Yeah, mizmoose did the classy thing and got rid of the rape victim, so the big, hairy, greasy butterball could feel safe.

For her, safe spaces are only for people who can't resist a good baker's dozen.
 
So I found this guy Channing Kennedy I was originally just going to post some of his tweets in Trump Derangement Syndrome thread but I kept finding more and more stuff from him and his potential seems good.

Channing is a full time stay at home dad and part time preschool volunteer from Oakland California. He runs a Youtube show called 'Please Hang Out With Me' where he talks to various woke-types while neglecting his two year old son. The videos appear to be shot in his wife's crafting room. Channing takes the opportunity of volunteering to indoctrinate the kids to his trendy woke issues, at the same time you can tell he isn't comfortable around his likely majority black class cause he feels he has to explain that he is white. Channing is a terrible father. Some of his shitty parenting includes: Showing his two year old son 'Parasite' an r-rated movie, neglecting his son to do woke bullshit like his podcast or volunteering to take care of other more melininated kids,


Uses position as a preschool storytime volunteer to indoctrinate children:
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Shows his two year old son R rated movies with sex and violence in them:
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Uses having a child to indulge in his own childish interests:
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Projects his woke ideas onto children who really don't care, feels he has to explain that he is white:
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Drags his poor kid with him on his crusades:
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Invokes black people to give his TDS an extra edge:
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Thinks having a family is gross, sees family as just a bunch of people who stick together cause they "owe" each other:
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Consistently makes everything about himself even referencing past incidences of doing so:
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Virtue signals about how terrible YouTube is but still keeps his show there anyway cuz "no one was watching". Also lol thinks "Ran a youtube series" will make a good portfolio piece:
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Lastly Channing's son seems to have selective woke 8 year old syndrome. According to his twitter he regularly has short conversations with his son but if you watch the videos the kid is basically non-verbal even asking for toys by pointing and grunting and staying silent the rest of the time. It's interesting to note that according to Channing's twitter his son has a good vocab and is already putting together understandable sentences which would put him at advanced for a two year old. However in the videos like I said the kid isn't even using short words just making noises and using gestures which would put him behind a normal two year old. The kid doesn't seem put off by Channings guests so that isn't the reason. One possibility is that the child is just over a year and a half but Channing doesn't bother to remember what month he is at and just says two year old. His twitter is also filled with ridiculous amounts of "that happened" in general.

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Twitter: https://twitter.com/CKdotbiz
Wife's Twitter: https://twitter.com/emalfo
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5uURrepNxlsMg6o6F_nYMA
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pleasehangoutwithme/
Website: http://pleasehangoutwithme.com/

So now the Bernie stuff is starting to die down I decided to check back in with our boy Channing Kennedy and it kinda seems like he's losing it. Social distancing is keeping him from indoctrinating reading to his preschool kids but Channing isn't going to let that stop him. He has started up a second channel for reading woke children's books.
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Of course Channing only shared the link with his woke twitter friends so the part about being there for his students is bullshit and just another excuse to neglect his family. He's also cut off his hair and his mannerisms have gone from quiet hipster weirdo to demonstrative hipster weirdo which definitely supports the idea that he is losing it. Also you miss your family in the middle of the lockdown? When you are being forced more than ever to spend time with them? Even spending an hour doing a video isn't going to make you miss your family especially when you are all off work/volunteering. Be honest Channing, Bernie losing again combined with the 'rona made you snap like a dry twig and now you're holed up in your wife's extra craftroom making woke story reads for kids who wouldn't watch even if you had given them the link.


Just embedding this one cause it's 40 fucking minutes.
 
I've been subscribed to this dude named SolomonSevens for years. He discusses hidden Satanic imagery and "fnords" in everyday life.
Unfortunately he's not very active on the internet at all and posts like 2 videos a year. He seems like a docile enough guy and I've never seen him lash out at anyone, but I've always found this nutty shit humorous. My favorite videos from him are the ones with animated logos and dramatic music

He's also got a beautifully-designed website
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With a store page that I don't understand at all
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I don't know what you'd call this "community" he belongs to but I find it both fascinating and hilarious
 
Holy balls I found some more classics of Ddr6899(chaotic Duane) https://youtu.be/yGau96dDSVE
"alot more darker eyes" https://youtu.be/F73CyOWJuYk
He also says in later videos that he's not an alcoholic anymore
Totally real spells(also he mentions Jacob Sockbess in think we're entering a rabbit hole!)
Here's a playlist I made for better cataloging https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLy_axqbDL7tJYuZ6k4ath49NMdH9gdeKJ
speeking of demons and possession. I used the serch to look for Chris La Sala and got nothing. he is worth a look
 
I've been subscribed to this dude named SolomonSevens for years. He discusses hidden Satanic imagery and "fnords" in everyday life.
Unfortunately he's not very active on the internet at all and posts like 2 videos a year. He seems like a docile enough guy and I've never seen him lash out at anyone, but I've always found this nutty shit humorous. My favorite videos from him are the ones with animated logos and dramatic music

He's also got a beautifully-designed website
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With a store page that I don't understand at all
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I don't know what you'd call this "community" he belongs to but I find it both fascinating and hilarious
He could be a troll. But given the internet? We can never be to sure nowadays
 
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This is Sarah Braasch, a PhD candidate at Yale, who made the headlines last year for calling the cops on a fellow black student for sleeping in the lounge area on her floor.

It seemed like a flash in the pan for the #LivingWhileBlack epidemic, but as time has shown, the reason she called the cops repeatedly on black students wasn't because she is racist, but because she is a lunatic. Ever since the incident, she has spent literally every waking moment tweeting about it and how she plans on getting back at the student, the police, Yale, the New York Times and everyone else.

To date, she has uploaded literally 40 YouTube videos about the incident and how she is such a victim because she is a disabled middle-aged woman who was supposed to have that Yale floor all to herself. The funny thing is that if you Twitter search her name for the latest news, she is literally the only person talking about the incident, as of the last several months.

24/7 rambling, incoherent and insane Twitter feed

Obsessive YouTube channel

GoFundMe for suing everyone and their dog

Oh. My. God.

It's been two years since the incident and she is still posting about it every other minute. She's an absolute lunatic.
 
I've been subscribed to this dude named SolomonSevens for years. He discusses hidden Satanic imagery and "fnords" in everyday life.
Unfortunately he's not very active on the internet at all and posts like 2 videos a year. He seems like a docile enough guy and I've never seen him lash out at anyone, but I've always found this nutty shit humorous. My favorite videos from him are the ones with animated logos and dramatic music

He's also got a beautifully-designed website
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With a store page that I don't understand at all
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I don't know what you'd call this "community" he belongs to but I find it both fascinating and hilarious
"Fnord" is an in-joke nonsense-word from the writings of Robert Anton Wilson. Wilson wrote surreal novels that played with and parodied conspiracy theory, and unfortunately attracted a following of borderline-schizos who didn't "get" the author's humor or insights, and instead started believing in the paranoid visions he put into his stories.

I'm guessing this guy either picked up the word from online-weirdo osmosis, or actually read Wilson's stuff, got freaked out by it, went nuts, and sought shelter in Evangelical Christianity.
 
Oh nooooooooooooo. Oh noooooooo. This, this is something. Somehow this is amazing and horrifying at the same time and it's tough but worth a watch for the laughs.If this guy had any audience at all besides me and 5-12 other wokies he might actually be worth his own thread.

I don't even have words for this. The book was written and illustrated by of course two trannies who want complete abolition of prisions altogether and immediate release of all prisoners.
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Imagine letting these people anywhere near your child.
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Because everything has to be political even children's entertainment and coloring books.
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You and your child will sleep better if you slept in your own beds and kept a regular bedtime. Shocking I know.


Here's another video from his main channel where he lets some weird troon handle his kid. Go to the 7:20 mark to see the baby look the creature right in the face then immediately try to escape.
 
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If you've been on /v/ you might have run into Kirb_Man.

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He usually posts a new thread every couple of days with a new picture of Ribbon from Kirby 64 being killed, usually by Adeleine, another Kirby character. Looking up "Adeleine Kills Ribbon" gives us his NewGrounds page (A) He claims to be 18, and making art of disemboweling side characters from 20 year old games is only his second love. His major intrest is making scat art of the same characters. He has a long internet trail, but his obsession seems pretty focused.
This one tickles me because I've found a dude long ago who does similar, Ajkiel. Very sudden emotional outbursts where he'll choose random characters to just kill in art, sometimes even real people like trump.
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