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I just hear Nancy in the back of my mind: "What is WWE Network?"
It's crazy that it's going to be Wrestling that sinks him, from the Network to Champions. What a mark.
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It's crazy that it's going to be Wrestling that sinks him, from the Network to Champions. What a mark.
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I can't understand how he could ever pick up a nickname (in his own mind at least) like Phil with the oddly shaped head?
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Phil is currently retconning his man baby tantrum from yesterday. I liked the part where he said "People weren't telling me what to do, they were just alluding to it, saying in stream chat "use the mines use the mines"
big allusion.
"All I did was sit back, pause the game, and asked the stream chat for help"
and here I thought he slammed the controller down and literally said "I am not playing anymore until someone tells me how to win, or else we can just sit here."
big allusion.
"All I did was sit back, pause the game, and asked the stream chat for help"
and here I thought he slammed the controller down and literally said "I am not playing anymore until someone tells me how to win, or else we can just sit here."
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armstrong is a puzzle? fucking christ
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Phil has to give a long speech about Pwdubs, he's a good guy he TIPS A LOT. Reminder for you guys that TIP A LOT, you can keep TIPPING A LOT and get special treatment TIP A LOT GIVE ME MONEY MONEY MONEY.
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Anything that you can't just "Mash X until Dead" is a puzzle to him.
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He's a "pahsitive influence "pahsitive chatter"
Pahsitive is his nr 1 codeword for HE GIVES ME MONEY
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That's honestly the scariest thing about modern-day DSP, and what escalates him above "Angry Internet Manbaby." The impossibly loyal viewerbase of his, who have mountains of evidence that this guy is a scumbag yet choose to support him anyway. To watch someone who's incredibly disrespectful to you, every day, and still come back. Not allowed to banter with him, only tell him how to win at a game. That everything else you say gets handwaved by an "Oh yeah?" because he legitimately doesn't give a shit about you at all. If that RE3 breakdown wasn't enough to drive you away, I honestly can't conceive of what would.
It's like watching someone eat a shard of glass. What could you even say to them in that position, other than watch in horror?
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This isn't the first time this infuriating pig has called an enemy a 'puzzle boss/enemy' when presented with a modicum of challenge.
In Sekiro he called one of the monsters (I believe an Ogre) a 'puzzle' enemy because he eventually discovered that dousing them in gasoline then using fire-based attacks dealt more damage.
He utterly deserves to be bankrupt, on the streets, streaming from a cardboard box. With soundproof foam tiles inside said box.
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Anything DSP doesn't understand is a 'puzzle' to this guy. Case in point? Any time he plays any game, ever, even basic shit like trying to adjust the difficulty or figure out how to do a certain attack. Everything is 'vague' or 'cryptic' or 'beginner's traps (which is a real thing but come on bruh you're dying in the fucking tutorial). There's no excuse to being this bad.
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What is a gimmick boss? He keeps ranting about those as well.
Also, I wonder what DSP thinks is a spoiler? He was telling us about the title change yet when he was called out for spoiling, he said he never spoiled.
Also, I wonder what DSP thinks is a spoiler? He was telling us about the title change yet when he was called out for spoiling, he said he never spoiled.
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If you want a laugh watch him do the Sundowner fight, it uses the same mechanic where you have to slash multiple weakpoints at once and he never figured it out, he kept only hitting 1 or 2 of the points and calling it a glitch. Turned one of the easiest bosses into the game into yet another episode of 'bash your head against the brick wall till it breaks.' This was before live chat handholding and he was rushing through the game day 1 so he couldn't even look up someone competent's video to copy. Truly a lost era of DSP khantent.
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How is he going to be able to watch WM anyway? All his electronics are business use only.
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Something like the Bed of Chaos in Dark Souls or the Ancient Dragon in Dark Souls 3. Typically bosses that have a mechanic that exists only for fighting that boss instead of using whatever the games' standard battle mechanics are.
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But isn't that what makes a boss a boss? They take the standard mechanic and stretch it to something harder or something different.
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It's the same as when he says "this has nothing to do with the rest of the game" whenever a game dares to throw in new mechanics or game modes or something. His tiny brain can't handle change.
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Vest is on again.
Nancy hit the $100 tip.
Nancy hit the $100 tip.
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Do we think that these pinwheels realize that this 15 vest streak means that he's made at least $1500 in tips in just the last 9 days?
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If they were capable of thought that "complex" they wouldn't be giving him money in the first place.
DarkSoulsPhil
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Not exactly. Both of those bosses have a 1 hit mechanic (which ends the fight) if you do the 'puzzle'. Bed of Chaos has hit the balls once on the side, then once in the middle. The fight is the rest of the arena. Ancient Dragon you run a gauntlet around the arena and drop for a 1 hit kill.
Boss fights typically add a new mechanic to the fight, but its a fight. Crystal Sage from DS3 adds a clone/illusion mechanic at you. Gargoyles in DS1 throw a (surprise) double boss mechanic at you. But they otherwise have health bars you need to whittle down fighting normally
Puzzle bosses are a thing (which I enjoy if done well) but I dont know if I would classify that RE3 fight as one. It had a mechanic to deal massive damage but it looked like he could have just blasted through the hp. Except he ran out of ammo. Happy to be corrected by someome with more RE3 knowledge.
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