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I’ve been following the DUG stuff on 4chan, and it honestly has me a little creeped out. I mean, seriously. What the fuck is this?

At first, I thought this was too tinfoil even for me, but then, I heard this recording on SoundCloud:


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There is some serious spook shit going on here. Those are guys in military BDUs escorting what is clearly a malnourished patient, not a COVID-19 victim. What the fuck?

Think about it. All the stuff for the past four years about securing the border, stopping human trafficking, the weird military intelligence planes circling cities years ago, the DOD training troops to fight underground, and then there are all these alleged reports of seismic activity in the vicinity of supposed locations of Deep Underground Military Bases.



Something is amiss here. I'm not sure exactly what, though. What if the pandemic is being used as a cover for some serious operations of some kind?
The US Navy has fully armed combat personnel serving on every boat. They're called Marines. Something is amiss here? Well yes, its NYC. The US Military is usually more competent than their civilian counterparts in this kind of scenario. And the only cover the pandemic is being used for is having the populace stripped of our rights, not some wacky Q larp. Really, you should know better.
 
IIRC, the rumor that BoJo is on a ventilator came from Russian sources.
it has to be true, look at all the 100% accurate information about the holocaust the russians gave us.

on the bright side, the rate of infection is clearly at its peak (90k a day worldwide); which does seem to correlate well with the 3 week incubation period and the fact that most places have been on lockdown since before st. pat's day. We're through the looking glass. i hope you're ready to be back to normal in June

The US Navy has fully armed combat personnel serving on every boat. They're called Marines. Something is amiss here? Well yes, its NYC. The US Military is usually more competent than their civilian counterparts in this kind of scenario. And the only cover the pandemic is being used for is having the populace stripped of our rights, not some wacky Q larp. Really, you should know better.
Remember back in the 80s when you or your friends were forced into the army and even before then were told which job you were going to have based on the needs of Reagan's America? And back in the 80s no one ever mocked the president on television, movies, and especially not in music. And at the end of every work week, you were coerced into spending your money on war bonds, by your boss on the same day as pay day, with checks right there ready for you to sign so everyone could see how much you were going to give to help the US every week.

And then at the end of the workday you had to till in your garden and donate the food to the government as well as give the government any crafts you made after work, and people would publicly shame you like you were a Nazi fi you dared not to do crafting or gardening for free for the government.

I mean thats how life was back in the 40s, and clearly the government would never give people back their rights, so everything i just wrote about the 80s have to be true
 
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The US Navy has fully armed combat personnel serving on every boat. They're called Marines. Something is amiss here? Well yes, its NYC. The US Military is usually more competent than their civilian counterparts in this kind of scenario. And the only cover the pandemic is being used for is having the populace stripped of our rights, not some wacky Q larp. Really, you should know better.

I do, in fact, know better. I am not supporting these claims. I am merely making note of them, since it has become a rather prominent 4chan trend in recent days.

Right now, there are people on Twitter who are going around, filming hospitals with empty parking lots and empty PCR testing stations, trying to claim that these hospitals are totally bereft of patients and the virus is a hoax. I’m serious. That’s what they’re actually trying to claim:


This misinformation could do immeasurable harm if it convinces people to stop self-isolating while there is still a danger of becoming infected.
 
I do, in fact, know better. I am not supporting these claims. I am merely making note of them, since it has become a rather prominent 4chan trend in recent days.

Right now, there are people on Twitter who are going around, filming hospitals with empty parking lots and empty PCR testing stations, trying to claim that these hospitals are totally bereft of patients and the virus is a hoax. I’m serious. That’s what they’re actually trying to claim:


This misinformation could do immeasurable harm if it convinces people to stop self-isolating while there is still a danger of becoming infected.
Why do you take halfchan so seriously? You sound like a terminal qboomer.
 
This misinformation could do immeasurable harm if it convinces people to stop self-isolating while there is still a danger of becoming infected.
A) No, they didn't fake a pandemic to either save or enslave children

B) average people won't be convinced to leave isolation because of /x/-tier posting. They'll leave when a critical mass of them decide they're less afraid of the virus/prosecution than they are of being trapped in their houses forever.
 
I do, in fact, know better. I am not supporting these claims. I am merely making note of them, since it has become a rather prominent 4chan trend in recent days.

Right now, there are people on Twitter who are going around, filming hospitals with empty parking lots and empty PCR testing stations, trying to claim that these hospitals are totally bereft of patients and the virus is a hoax. I’m serious. That’s what they’re actually trying to claim:


This misinformation could do immeasurable harm if it convinces people to stop self-isolating while there is still a danger of becoming infected.

Here's a whole funny video about that:


 
I do, in fact, know better. I am not supporting these claims. I am merely making note of them, since it has become a rather prominent 4chan trend in recent days.
There is some serious spook shit going on here. Those are guys in military BDUs escorting what is clearly a malnourished patient, not a COVID-19 victim. What the fuck?

Think about it. All the stuff for the past four years about securing the border, stopping human trafficking, the weird military intelligence planes circling cities years ago, the DOD training troops to fight underground, and then there are all these alleged reports of seismic activity in the vicinity of supposed locations of Deep Underground Military Bases.

Something is amiss here. I'm not sure exactly what, though. What if the pandemic is being used as a cover for some serious operations of some kind?

You're not making note of them, you are, in fact, taking them seriously. Especially when you ask us to "think about it". And taking 4chan seriously, what the fuck.
 
The medias begin to call a spoon a spoon and they call the Wuhan biolab, the possible origin of Corona-chan. If the MSM try to save their faces, it's a bit too little too late.


When this first started and the news broke that there are two disease research institutes in Wuhan I really didn’t think much of it. There are loads of research institutes all over china, loads of animal->human viruses start there, all seems kosher.
But the ‘it came from a lab’ story line is quite compelling... Find it hard to believe it was planned, mostly because it would actually be a brilliant plan and i don’t believe people are competent enough to pull something like this off intentionally... but it would take one tiny, simple mistake for a researcher to get infected and spread it. This collection of info from the national review is useful (i know, i know, it could all be “alternative facts”)
 
When this first started and the news broke that there are two disease research institutes in Wuhan I really didn’t think much of it. There are loads of research institutes all over china, loads of animal->human viruses start there, all seems kosher.
But the ‘it came from a lab’ story line is quite compelling... Find it hard to believe it was planned, mostly because it would actually be a brilliant plan and i don’t believe people are competent enough to pull something like this off intentionally... but it would take one tiny, simple mistake for a researcher to get infected and spread it. This collection of info from the national review is useful (i know, i know, it could all be “alternative facts”)

Labs routinely lose samples, and this being CHINA of all places... I would expect it to happen a few times.


SARS has not re-emerged naturally, but there have been six escapes from virology labs: one each in Singapore and Taiwan, and four separate escapes at the same laboratory in Beijing.
 
The last time anyone took 4chins seriously, Sharia Le'Bouffant lost the biggest game if capture the flag.

But that was just shitposting, though, nit China fumvling around and fucking up while carrying a(n alleged) bioweapon, so I'd rather not put my life in their hands.
 
Jimminy Fucking Christmas. I was posting today opining about shit really hitting the fan in the US and Cuomo fully locking down NY. I thought "shit, am I going too far? Am I Out There? Am I Doomposting?"

Then I come back a few hours later and people are sperging about Coronachan being a cover up for mass freeing of govt run chikd sex slaves in secret underground military bases...

:story:

Bronx Zoo says one of its tigers has tested positive for coronavirus.


The tiger which tested positive for coronavirus is 4-year-old Nadia, a Malaysian tiger. Her sister, 2 Amur tigers, and 3 African lions have developed a dry cough as well. All are expected to recover.

And right now, when we need him most, Joe Exotic is behind bars.
 
The Chink Virus infected our tigers and lions? Nuke China now. Everything they touch is tainted, impaired, ruined. They are worse than niggas, which they only enlisted to do their dirty work of killing endangered species because it might make their tiny peens slightly bigger.

Who you callin' a nigga?
 
Who you callin' a nigga?
Ni.ggers. Jigaboos. Spades. To be honest though most Africans I meet in the US don't engage in ni.gger behavior or even think like them, they're more conservative. Even an African livery cab driver I know goes out of his way to not pick up black americans because he said they rob him.
 
Ni.ggers. Jigaboos. Spades. To be honest though most Africans I meet in the US don't engage in ni.gger behavior or even think like them, they're more conservative. Even an African livery cab driver I know goes out of his way to not pick up black americans because he said they rob him.
Oh .... the brothas....

They are harmless, compared to the 'ese.

After all, brothas don't have an army and a navy. AND the troublemakers only seem interested in screwing stuff up for themselves, not everyone else.

Let's just say, the problems that some of them cause are 1 : 1. They don't ruin the entire world....
 
Ni.ggers. Jigaboos. Spades. To be honest though most Africans I meet in the US don't engage in ni.gger behavior or even think like them, they're more conservative. Even an African livery cab driver I know goes out of his way to not pick up black americans because he said they rob him.
Oh .... the brothas....

They are harmless, compared to the 'ese.

After all, brothas don't have an army and a navy. AND the troublemakers only seem interested in screwing stuff up for themselves, not everyone else.

Let's just say, the problems that some of them cause are 1 : 1. They don't ruin the entire world....
You know who I like?

White people.
 
State of Alabama update for April 5, 2020:

Total confirmed cases: 1,841 (+208)

Tests processed: 13,108 (+2,261)

45 Reported deaths, 31 Died From Illness (+5)

Total hospitalizations statewide: 231 (+19)

State and local health infrastructure appears to be holding up alright so far. One of the older ladies in my circle of acquaintances keeps herself busy by doing a lot of seamstress work for friends and clients, and I had the chance to put a bug in her ear about making her own masks. I sent her some of the resources from this thread - you weirdos really are doing genuine good by collecting this stuff - and she's going to get working on producing some for local services who will take them.

In local scuttlebutt, the legal and legal-adjacent professions have been hit hard. Anyone and everyone who is involved in any legal proceedings has been trying to delay and extend and continue as much as possible. I'd bet that nearly everyone else who was previously considering litigation has put those plans on hold. That means fewer billable hours for attorneys, less of anything to do for paralegals + other law firm employees, and consequently very little work for people like the court reporters + videographers.

All of those groups have been eyeing the Zoom train, because that's the hot thing everyone is talking about. Of course, this confuses me because the local court systems don't even use Zoom (obviously). They either use Skype or WebEx, and now that people are finally beginning to see the problems with Zoom, quite a few are freaking out because they've boarded the wrong train. The whole thing sounds like a bit of a shit show. Today I had a local court reporter ask me if I had ever heard of Jabber. I hadn't, but for me it further underlined just how much legal and legal-adjacent jobs have been thrown into disarray by all this.

I cooked a steak outside today, on a nice American-made cast iron camping grill. Lodge makes good shit. Y'all continue taking care of yourselves.
 
Jimminy Fucking Christmas. I was posting today opining about shit really hitting the fan in the US and Cuomo fully locking down NY. I thought "shit, am I going too far? Am I Out There? Am I Doomposting?"

Then I come back a few hours later and people are sperging about Coronachan being a cover up for mass freeing of govt run chikd sex slaves in secret underground military bases...

:story:


Sheesh. Only babies, virgins and QBoomers are reading 4chan for their conspiracy fix. The Real Men and Chads are takin' it to the next level and reading Big Dick Anon.
 
Even N95s are totally inadequate for a virus like this. Ideally, everyone treating these patients would have, at the bare minimum, a full-face PAPR hood, but the necessary PPE does not exist in the quantities required. As you know, our healthcare workers—like you, I assume—are getting sick in droves with this thing. Hundreds of doctors and nurses worldwide are coming down with COVID-19, and some of them are dying of it.

There are people right now who are trying to claim that the virus isn’t real and this whole thing is one big coverup. I think that’s absolutely insane.

There have been multiple independent confirmations of SARS-CoV-2’s gene sequence, and over a hundred countries have people getting sick with this thing and blatantly showing symptoms, and yet, there are those who dare call it a hoax, while people are dying.

I will continue to advocate for healthcare workers receiving better PPE to fight this terrible disease. I am sick and tired of this. It’s like nobody cares about our doctors and nurses. It makes me sick!

Would you please stick to your sperg thread?
 
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