The Mysterious Mr. Enter / Jonathan Rozanski's "Growing Around" - IndieGoGo Campaign Failed, John going off the deep end, "Turning Red" is ignorant about 9/11 (later retracted)

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

According to one of his blogs, the wordcount for the final was 36k:

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"I wrote a book"
Let's be honest, did you really? Can a meandering, poorly formatted, not properly proof-read, bordering on plotless, poorly edited smattering of words really be called a 'book' because you slapped a cover on it?

And it took him half a year to write it!

 

[Corsola]

According to one of his blogs, the wordcount for the final was 36k:

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"I wrote a book"
Let's be honest, did you really? Can a meandering, poorly formatted, not properly proof-read, bordering on plotless, poorly edited smattering of words really be called a 'book' because you slapped a cover on it?

"I've finally managed to see something to the end"
More self awareness than I expected from him tbh

 

[BlueCandle]

Jesus, 62k words? The novel as it is now meanders about enough already with inane bullshit. I couldn’t imagine how painful it was to read during its first draft. Knowing Enter he was probably forced by his editor to cut all the scenes that is just him stating that sally ‘IS NOT AN ASSHOLE’

 

[coach_mclurk]

Jesus, 62k words? The novel as it is now meanders about enough already with inane bullshit. I couldn’t imagine how painful it was to read during its first draft. Knowing Enter he was probably forced by his editor to cut all the scenes that is just him stating that sally ‘IS NOT AN ASSHOLE’

Long time lurker here. Made an account to say that you don't have to imagine the first draft, you can read it right here https://docs.google.com/document/d/1t6s1TuEtSbbQc5LJcaUWzcOIxec_q3UmWcGB8xiX-AQ/edit

 

[Guts Gets Some]

According to one of his blogs, the wordcount for the final was 36k:

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"I wrote a book"
Let's be honest, did you really? Can a meandering, poorly formatted, not properly proof-read, bordering on plotless, poorly edited smattering of words really be called a 'book' because you slapped a cover on it?

VCR Repair Virgins - Kindle edition by Nance, Eri. Literature & Fiction Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

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THIS is also a published book. "Writing a book" means jack fucking shit.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Sally's a furry:

 

[Shokew]

I don't know if I touched on this a bunch of pages ago, but I think Enter believes his idea is invincible as long as he doesn't sell his idea to a network or allow anyone else to be a writer on GA. Though, if he hadn't made such an infamous name for himself, figure out how to make connections in the animation industry, had worked on a pitch bible, and commissioned art for the pitch, he'd have some chance of seeing GA be animated.

Instead, he chooses to blatantly ignore a realistic goal like working on his writing skill. And he also ignores the reality of how his own infamy will scare any sane person away from this project, or how the project itself barely has any creative potential.

Realistically, his best shot is learning how to write and make GA a graphic novel. Although, he never followed up on that plan and instead is commissioning his artists to work on crappy concept art for characters that don't need to exist and title cards for his Fanfiction scripts.

It's either that or just give up and find a real job in case Youtube doesn't work out.

Just know this..... He's never gonna (be able to with his shitty attitude and appearance, especially.) get a real job that'll actually pay worth a damn, let alone be able to work one without bitching about sweet nothings, noble as the suggestion is, too.

 

[Markorian]

Just know this..... He's never gonna (be able to with his shitty attitude and appearance, especially.) get a real job that'll actually pay worth a damn, let alone be able to work one without bitching about sweet nothings, noble as the suggestion is, too.

I mean, he's already maximum fucked if he actually wants to get into the animation industry, given some of his videos. Western animation is a giant incestuous clique, you don't get in without kissing A LOT of ass.

 

[Buddy]

 

[Sussy Baka Desu?]

Just know this..... He's never gonna (be able to with his shitty attitude and appearance, especially.) get a real job that'll actually pay worth a damn, let alone be able to work one without bitching about sweet nothings, noble as the suggestion is, too.

Yeah. It's kind of sad when you realize he has nothing else to go for in life besides Youtube and this retarded idea, but those are the choices he made.

I just realized this too but, we give his dumb ideas more attention and criticism than his own fanbase that actually likes him. If he reads this thread, that probably irritates the shit out of him. Hopefully in a couple of years, he'll just give up on GA and move on.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Just know this..... He's never gonna (be able to with his shitty attitude and appearance, especially.) get a real job that'll actually pay worth a damn, let alone be able to work one without bitching about sweet nothings, noble as the suggestion is, too.

He couldn’t even be fucked to yell into his microphone on schedule for Nick O Rama. The second his boss tells him to do something, it’s gonna be “But muh WRIST!” Until the boss gets tired of him.

 

[Shokew]

Yeah. It's kind of sad when you realize he has nothing else to go for in life besides Youtube and this exceptional idea, but those are the choices he made.

I just realized this too but, we give his dumb ideas more attention and criticism than his own fanbase that actually likes him. If he reads this thread, that probably irritates the shit out of him. Hopefully in a couple of years, he'll just give up on GA and move on.

If only his fanbase could see what a shitstain he was for real, everything could begin to change for the better. And I do mean, everything. Well, except for John - he's too far gone. Unless he breaks and goes back to school ASAP, that is.

He couldn’t even be fucked to yell into his microphone on schedule for Nick O Rama. The second his boss tells him to do something, it’s gonna be “But muh WRIST!” Until the boss gets tired of him.

Honestly..... THAT - is if he even fucking gets his foot in the door of any job that actually pays well at all. It's sadly too late for him to get a job on that level, unless, like I said above me, he actually caves and goes his ass back to school, which ain't gonna happen fast enough to save his sorry ass.

I mean, he's already maximum fucked if he actually wants to get into the animation industry, given some of his videos. Western animation is a giant incestuous clique, you don't get in without kissing A LOT of ass.

A sad truth for a medium I otherwise love and respect, despite this example of its terribly unfortunate dark side, honestly. The lack of connections / actual positive word of mouth towards his own person in this very industry, that we can all agree by now that he ain't breaking into anytime soon alone, automatically dooms Enter to have himself and his delusional BS stuck languishing on DeviantArt / Fanfiction.net..... FOREVER.

Well, that's sans the trash he sells on Amazon that I'm sorry anyone here or outside of here has had to buy, just to get a better understanding of this fucking loser and how he thinks/functions, sadly enough.

 

[Non-Threatening Niall]

There's always the story of someone who broke into the animation industry by a) possessing not only actual talent, but also a very specific skillset; and meeting the right people entirely by fluke and then managing not to ever cross or disappoint them (happened to someone close to me); or b) the "influence your way to the top" approach, kind of like what Enter tried, only with slightly less autism and slightly more competence (heard of a couple lesser YouTubers). That said, I have no idea of what escalating to actual creator level entails, and neither of these cases above have managed to achieve so.

Now, Enter obviously lacks the artistic skill or writing ability, and prolly also the grace to charm a hypothetical mentor, for the first route to ever work for him; and his spergery doomed what small chance he might have had at the second one panning out. Either way, he'd be fucked, because the sole thing I know for certain about the animation industry is, producers don't give a lonely fuck if you had to write or storyboard with your mouth and a piece of coal after having every single phalanx smashed to dust, sticking to deadline is fucking EVERYTHING. Shit, networks were all too happy to put up with John K.'s documented paedophilia for a decade, but one too many missed deadlines and he was done for.

Well, I suppose there's always the Freddy Got Fingered approach left for Enter to land a pitch meeting. I'd love to see him go that route.

 

[Master Shake]

Well, I suppose there's always the Freddy Got Fingered approach left for Enter to land a pitch meeting. I'd love to see him go that route.

Such a classic scene.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Such a classic scene.

people hated this movie?

 

[Corsola]

Even if (big if here) Enter had talent and a good project/idea, all the shit he did on Youtube is still up under the same fucking name he uses now. It only takes a Google search to find videos of him calling out writers by name calling them hacks, accussing them of being sadists, whatever else. Not to mention all the constant screaming and f-bombs. Nobody would knowingly take on a personality like that, knowing what controversy it would likely lead to. Especially a kids' entertainment network. On top of that, Enter's product is shit and he's talentless, so even without all his internet baggage he still wouldnt have a chance.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Such a classic scene.

The difference here was that Gord not only had some degree of artistic talent, he actually listened to the producer's advice and was eventually able to come up with a better idea for a cartoon. Enter has neither the artistic talent nor the ability to take criticism.

Somehow Enter is more pathetic than the pathetic manchild protagonist of Freddy Got Fingered.

 

[Sussy Baka Desu?]

I never looked up his real name before, so I decided to see the first thing that comes up. He is fucked.

Spoiler: The Shame

One thing to note: An innocent man's reputation has been ruined, and no it's not Enter.

Next, I clicked on the first link, not knowing what it was. I regret it. I forgot that picture is horrifying.

This wiki is oddly informative when it comes to details about his personal life, but still kind of retarded. Give it a read if you want.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I never looked up his real name before, so I decided to see the first thing that comes up. He is fucked.

Spoiler: The Shame

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One thing to note: An innocent man's reputation has been ruined, and no it's not Enter.

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Next, I clicked on the first link, not knowing what it was. I regret it. I forgot that picture is horrifying.

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This wiki is oddly informative when it comes to details about his personal life, but still kind of exceptional. Give it a read if you want.

The funniest thing to me is that Russell Greer's photo is among those image results. I didn't realize how similar in appearance Enter is to Greer, so it just looks like a particularly bad photo among a bunch of bad photos of Enter.

 

[Master Shake]

So I dug up this old ED gem from ages ago:

Spoiler: Long rant is long

Sad to see so little has changed. A lot of the irony here is hilarious.