Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

But she still found the time and money to suck the dicks of rub shoulders with many people in indie game development without any form of income. It makes sense to me is that she lived off her parents money and student loans until she met Liftshitz, lived off his money until gamergate, and since then has lived off grift money.
For the Japan trip, she could save money by going as some paypig's +1 - you know, like a good feminist. But Chelsea isn't the kind of person who lives irresponsibly and then expects others to foot the bill.
Unrelated, but apparently Alex was also a fucking psycho according to Chelsea herself (after several other sources brought this up).
 
I know this is just a pom's normal expression, but every time she posts dog pics all I see is
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For the Japan trip, she could save money by going as some paypig's +1 - you know, like a good feminist. But Chelsea isn't the kind of person who lives irresponsibly and then expects others to foot the bill.
Unrelated, but apparently Alex was also a fucking psycho according to Chelsea herself (after several other sources brought this up).
So does this mean Chelsea will have to find another rapist to play the gay unicorn cop in her game that will never be released?
 
Do you think Alison Rapp is on her parents’ couch and kicking herself for not pulling a Quinn and accusing Jake of rape to keep the pity and Patreon train a’chuggin?

In a plot like that the standing of the one accused acts as the fulcrum while the accusations is the weight being dropped on one end, on the other end is the accuser being shot upwards like in a cartoon. Quinn's accusations put her above Alec.

For Rapp, Jake was a nobody with no standing, he was a barista, there was nothing to gain.
 
Fun news: Japan ain't taking in anyone due to Covid-19, and unless she's starring in a bukkake group porn video with the Japanese Diet and Shinzo Abe, Zoe isn't going to Japan for at least a few years or so.

Also, her childhood home, yeah, not only is it white trash, it's egocentric talentless backwoods weeaboo confirmed. Both a grifter whore and an exoticism worshipping old school weeaboo from the rise of the new millennium. My interest has been raised in this woman's fall to hell. Carry on, my wayward daughter. Carry on.
 
Fun news: Japan ain't taking in anyone due to Covid-19, and unless she's starring in a bukkake group porn video with the Japanese Diet and Shinzo Abe, Zoe isn't going to Japan for at least a few years or so.

Also, her childhood home, yeah, not only is it white trash, it's egocentric talentless backwoods weeaboo confirmed. Both a grifter whore and an exoticism worshipping old school weeaboo from the rise of the new millennium. My interest has been raised in this woman's fall to hell. Carry on, my wayward daughter. Carry on.
Being a gay weeb isn't remotely close to the top of Zoe's list of sins.
 
She's a mix of badly played Malk, badly played Brujah and a really badly played Toreador with the morality of a Baali and on the way to look like a Nosferatu
It saddens me that I understand that, but I disagree.

She's a Toreador poseur and harpy who produces no noteworthy art, but fights for relevance and status by kissing the right butts and being a cunt in Elysium.
 
It saddens me that I understand that, but I disagree.

She's a Toreador poseur and harpy who produces no noteworthy art, but fights for relevance and status by kissing the right butts and being a cunt in Elysium.

But really, she's that Zantosa Bratovitch revenant who spends most of her time getting fucked by dogs in the family kennel.

EDIT: Why the fuck do I remember the names of the ghoul families from a 20+ year old supplement.
 
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If Zoe were a VtM character, she'd be a well-disguised Nosferatu who'd pretend to be a Toreador, a Malkavian, a Brujah and a Ventrue interchangeably whenever it suits her purposes, and would ahead by manipulating people and diabrilizing them when they stop being useful to her. She'd have influential friends who'd cover for her not realizing she'll either eventually chew them up and spit them out when she gets the chance or drop all contact with them when they stop being useful to her.

Super Late Edit: just in case you know what vagina feels like and didn't understand any of that, the deep lore of it is: she's an ugly, lying whore and sleeping her would most likely kill you in one way or another.
 
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She's a Ventrue who can subsist on nothing but Holowka blood.
She's a mix of badly played Malk, badly played Brujah and a really badly played Toreador with the morality of a Baali and on the way to look like a Nosferatu
It saddens me that I understand that, but I disagree.

She's a Toreador poseur and harpy who produces no noteworthy art, but fights for relevance and status by kissing the right butts and being a cunt in Elysium.
But really, she's that Zantosa Bratovitch revenant who spends most of her time getting fucked by dogs in the family kennel.

EDIT: Why the fuck do I remember the names of the ghoul families from a 20+ year old supplement.
If Zoe were a VtM character, she'd be a well-disguised Nosferatu who'd pretend to be a Toreador, a Malkavian, a Brujah and a Ventrue interchangeably whenever it suits her purposes, and would ahead by manipulating people and diabrilizing them when they stop being useful to her. She'd have influential friends who'd cover for her not realizing she'll either eventually chew them up and spit them out when she gets the chance or drop all contact with them when they stop being useful to her.

can someone please translate these from virgin to english
 
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