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Beckyy, you trolling us ya cheeky little hamster?
How can you be tried of something you aren't even close to being? Becky isn't even the range of 'handsome' woman or kinda 'average cute'. She's flat out ugly.
Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS
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How can you be tried of something you aren't even close to being? Becky isn't even the range of 'handsome' woman or kinda 'average cute'. She's flat out ugly.
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- Dec 28, 2014
Even when she fell into the low range of average before completely blimping out, she looked fucking insane.
Comrade Autogynephilia
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- Aug 24, 2019
Sorry but I don't buy any of the cucks indulging in any of the poly shit. The 'polyamourous' thing is for becky and becky only, and even then she's not really polyamorous.
The only woman Jackson has ever had any romantic/sexual contact with is Becky, and probably the only woman he ever will with. He's the most beta of betas, the most pathetic excuse for a 'straight' man I've ever seen.
Daniel might have had the odd relationship when he was younger but no more, he's an incel tier male and is now in his 40s. Even if he was allowed he'd get no action anyway.
Even after all this the only true 'poly' aspect of becky is her having a bit on the side from her husband. PP aside her 'polyness' is just her messaging men (who may or may not exist) like a teenager.
It's all a performance simply because the poly thing is the in thing in SJW land right now, and she can't even do it properly. It's a performace/poor facsimile just like her 'transness', her 'disability', her 'jewisness'... and every other identity she's co-opted. She's so utterly incompitent at everything in life she can't even pretend to be these things convincingly.
If she was actually poly you would see her posting endless pictures of her with her various partners in her 'polycule' like you see the freaks on the poly subs/threads do. We've never seen this because she's not really living that kind of life, she's incapable.
She's just a dull, hetero, white woman, from suburbia who married a loser, and hasn't had the good grace to divorce him, and just moved on to another loser, oh and she once had an affair with a random pervert from the internet and caught HPV. The End.
The only woman Jackson has ever had any romantic/sexual contact with is Becky, and probably the only woman he ever will with. He's the most beta of betas, the most pathetic excuse for a 'straight' man I've ever seen.
Daniel might have had the odd relationship when he was younger but no more, he's an incel tier male and is now in his 40s. Even if he was allowed he'd get no action anyway.
Even after all this the only true 'poly' aspect of becky is her having a bit on the side from her husband. PP aside her 'polyness' is just her messaging men (who may or may not exist) like a teenager.
It's all a performance simply because the poly thing is the in thing in SJW land right now, and she can't even do it properly. It's a performace/poor facsimile just like her 'transness', her 'disability', her 'jewisness'... and every other identity she's co-opted. She's so utterly incompitent at everything in life she can't even pretend to be these things convincingly.
If she was actually poly you would see her posting endless pictures of her with her various partners in her 'polycule' like you see the freaks on the poly subs/threads do. We've never seen this because she's not really living that kind of life, she's incapable.
She's just a dull, hetero, white woman, from suburbia who married a loser, and hasn't had the good grace to divorce him, and just moved on to another loser, oh and she once had an affair with a random pervert from the internet and caught HPV. The End.
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- Mar 10, 2019
That's such an awkwardly posed and phrased couple of tweets... it almost reads (and looks) like she's pregnant.
She's not, of course. She's just fat.
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- Jan 15, 2014
TBH, her looks are the least of her problems (aside from the dead eyes, which are really off-putting). A person can be ugly or fat and still be attractive if they have other qualities. Becky does not. She has no drive, she’s not smart, she doesn’t care for others, she’s not interesting, she’s lazy and slobby, she has no sense of humour and she has no charm or charisma.
But worst of all is the egotism. Everything is about her. When she talks about being poly, it’s to make herself seem interesting and attractive. When she talks about being a fan of something, it’s always about how it’s important to her personally and by extension, she is a better fan than the people not threatening to kill themselves over Picard. It’s possessive, which is an ugly quality.
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- Mar 24, 2016
In many ways, she treats her partners the way you should treat a fandom, and fandoms the way you should treat a partner. It's a classic displacement but interesting to see it done in such a clearly transitive manner.
She has all these special stories about how her relationship with each fandom is the most special relationship ever, and how she sees the unique qualities of it in ways that have helped her to grow and how she's loved seeing the franchise grow and evolve, no matter what the haters say. She says they keep her alive, and that the promise of seeing the next thing they do is such a good feeling that it stops suicidal thoughts and gives her the strength to carry on when she is low. Those would be genuinely sweet sentiments for her to have about Daniel or Jackson, but you'll never hear anything like that about them.
Meanwhile, she treats partners as boredom relief, funny to pit against one another when you need a bit of a drama boost. She uses them to satisfy consumerist urges and give her a continuous stream of new entertainments to keep her contented. She picks up new ones casually, and drops them just as easily after a single episode doesn't meet her expectations, then trashes them to anyone who will listen. While she claims two of them are her lifelong loves, she would probably ditch them if they deviate too far from her headcanon.
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- Aug 9, 2019
Remember like, a day ago when Becks was complaining about feeling pwetty?
She's now over it.
And her parents are MEANIES!
But also the non-existent people who berate her for endlessly complaining and wailing when she could just go n/c with her evil parents are MEANIES TOO!
Becky, you abominable screech owl, if I needed to figure out the above conundrum, I probably wouldnt go asking my meanie parents who constantly called me ugly. But whatever you gotta do to have something new to complain about I guess.
She's now over it.
And her parents are MEANIES!
But also the non-existent people who berate her for endlessly complaining and wailing when she could just go n/c with her evil parents are MEANIES TOO!
Becky, you abominable screech owl, if I needed to figure out the above conundrum, I probably wouldnt go asking my meanie parents who constantly called me ugly. But whatever you gotta do to have something new to complain about I guess.
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- Feb 13, 2017
You are ugly and unlovable, Becky. I'm not even talking about looks. You're ugly all the way down, all the way through. And you're not worth loving because you have no love for anyone at all other than yourself. Drink some bleach, it'll do wonders for your "dysphoria" and your skin tone. No one will miss you, and no one ever should.
ETA: Becky will never go no contact with her parents because then they'd stop sending her money, paying for her hair appointments, and buying expensive presents and vacations for her. They should go no contact with her, they're the ones suffering.
ETA: Becky will never go no contact with her parents because then they'd stop sending her money, paying for her hair appointments, and buying expensive presents and vacations for her. They should go no contact with her, they're the ones suffering.
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- Jun 15, 2017
Becky, you test the shade on your hand. You don't need a mirror for that. Becky, why are you like this.
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- Jan 15, 2014
To be fair, she actually is ugly and unlovable. Partly because she keeps coming up with unbelievable self-insert fan fiction like this. It’s almost like an improv thing - find an object, invent a parental abuse story about it. Today her eye fell upon the foundation. Tomorrow she’ll look out the window and we’ll get a tweet about how she rang Mami and Mami told her not to look out of the window because she’s too fat.
Comrade Autogynephilia
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- Aug 24, 2019
Mami is consistently my favourite character of all of the supporting cast of all the lolcows documented on this site.
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- Feb 13, 2017
I wish Mami actually was as cruel and abusive as Becky claims. There's no one on earth who deserves an abusive parent more than Becky.
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- May 22, 2016
Mami for honorary KF member
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- Jan 15, 2014
Not only is her cartoonish abuse hilarious, but she exposes Becky’s inability to come up with a convincing lie. So Becky decided that, of all the people she could go to for makeup tips, she would ring Mami. Could have gone online, but she decided to call a woman who she describes as abusive, who she’s repeatedly claimed she’s cutting off. For makeup tips, which are frankly fairly irrelevant when you claim to be a dysphoric trans man and can’t go anywhere anyway. What a dumbass.
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- Aug 9, 2019
Becky. You complete nutbar. Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, universal american healthcare and your twitter boyfriend have what in common?
Absolute Qween, Mami, who yesterday was getting girly phone calls to chat best make up looks for sex work now doesn't even get an invite to her stunning and brave daughters funeral.
And honestly, Becky, much like the foundation matching debacle, there are much easier ways of having a circle of acquaintances with a variety of interests that you can call on when needed than MARRYING THEM ALL.
Absolute Qween, Mami, who yesterday was getting girly phone calls to chat best make up looks for sex work now doesn't even get an invite to her stunning and brave daughters funeral.
And honestly, Becky, much like the foundation matching debacle, there are much easier ways of having a circle of acquaintances with a variety of interests that you can call on when needed than MARRYING THEM ALL.
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- Dec 4, 2018
Interesting that all the named villains in Becky's life are all cartoonishly evil and utterly without possibility of redemption, just like in 100% of the pulped-and-grinded media she obsesses over consuming. Disney films, comic book movies, new-era Doctor Who and Star Trek Lite - all things with stories where good guys and bad guys are clearly delineated from the beginning and each side only ever acts in respect to their aims. And just like those things, 90% of the time her stories make no sense. She's cooped up in a house for every hour of the day with a smartphone permanently fixed to one hand and fifteen tabs open in her browser and instead of doing ten minutes of internet research she calls one of two people in her life with whom she does not actually live for advice. And that person just happens to be someone with, in her words, a lifetime record of treating her like shit. All to ask for some innocuous advice.
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- Jan 15, 2014
Yes, but another bad sign for the relationship is when every thought you have about it is played out in public. Good thing this guy doesn’t exist.
Pretty bold of Becky to assume anyone will give a single shit when she dies.
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OF COURSE your friends will come to your funeral to party, Becky. It's a great reason to celebrate and to make sure you're actually dead and not just faking for asspats.
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Well, except they're all people like Jake Alley, so effort is out of the question. As is anything that costs any of their money. Also, they're being asked to keep a presumably grieving set of parents away from their only child's funeral because said only child is a spiteful, bitter cunt. And that sounds like hard work and having to deal with other people's emotions - other people these friends don't want anything from, so again considering who Becky is treating as 'friends' in this instance, they won't give a shit about putting up with the emotional fallout of Becky's request.
I just have this image of Jackson and Daniel sitting mournfully by an urn of Becky's ashes, and one turning to the other and saying, 'I miss hearing our wife faking orgasms while she's getting raped.'
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I wonder if that tale of Based Mami telling her she has no friends was her “subtly” testing the waters because she’s realised no one genuinely likes her.