Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Toasty]

I don't need your congrats.
and anyways, your comment is just nonsense. Waste of space on a thread

I thought you said you should be praised for your superiority, much like when one of your kids does "A" level school work.
You expect praise for breast feeding because you do it in a specific way that you think makes you special, when women have been breast feeding since, um, before any language, much less Hebrew.
And now you expect praise for giving birth. Congratulations on your new arrival. I actually do mean that.
However I don't think you get extra credit for giving birth. In that case, rats who have like 8 babies at a time deserve all our cereal forever.
Anyway I looked up OP birth, and found an article on a natural birth website called "spinning babies"about it, it had an interesting section on what could cause OP birth. So I copied and pasted it.

"Perhaps this is from our cultural habits of sitting at desks, sitting in bucket seats (cars), and leaning back on the couch (slouching). Soft tissues, such as the psoas muscle pair or the broad ligament, also seem to be tight more often from these postures, from athletics (quick stops, jolts, and falls), from accidents and from emotional or sexual assault. "

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

Kind of Stalkerish of you, that you think you will be following me around that long. Get a life and get out of my butthole.

Do feel free to save me and quote me on it later. I fully believe my elohim to deliver on Their promises. I've gotten every other blessing promised in The Torah. I have no reason to expect otherwise with my health too.

And speaking of which...
Which of you pagans was wishing my death in childbirth? I remember a few weeks back a few of you wishing I would die in childbirth.
Well guess what? Your pagan curses didn't come to pass. My ELOHIM gave me a blessed birth!
I got my baby out and not only that...I got her out OP!
You know what OP is? Occiput posterior. HELLA HARD to push out. Very low success rate in women who are multiparous.

Like I said, BLESSED over here

You didn't survive because of a miracle of God or because you're blessed, you have a fuckin loose cooch. There's not much about it tbh, not sure why God would wanna bless one of his lesser creations.

And remember Melinda, what's on the farms stays here forever. If you do die, there'll likely be a follow up and then everyone will forget. After all, nobody remembers you for long until you open your knob slobbering mouth. Quite funny you call me wishing for your ironic demise stalkerish when you basically wished for all of us to drink the kool-aid.

Also, what's up with your autistic formatting? Before you said it's to make things clear, but this isn't clear at all, it's a fucking mess. Then again we all know it's because you're mad. Did me saying religion won't save you from disease strike a chord?

 

[LoverofPi]

No sane intelligent person would choose to self publish over getting published. Publishers get books on shelves in stores, and even pay for publicity. No publisher wants to touch your garbage tier porn so you twist it in that empty narcassict head of yours that it's better to pay to publish your poorly written pornography. That way it doesn't bruise your narc ego. I actually look forward to seeing how you twist nobody buying your trash smut, because you can't admit failure. Even when it's obvious to everyone else.

I mean, I can explain the problem very easily.

No sane intelligent person

See? We're not dealing with either of those. We're dealing with Melinda, who is neither.

You didn't survive because of a miracle of God or because you're blessed, you have a fuckin loose cooch. There's not much about it tbh, not sure why God would wanna bless one of his lesser creations.

And remember Melinda, what's on the farms stays here forever. If you do die, there'll likely be a follow up and then everyone will forget. After all, nobody remembers you for long until you open your knob slobbering mouth. Quite funny you call me wishing for your ironic demise stalkerish when you basically wished for all of us to drink the kool-aid.

Also, what's up with your autistic formatting? Before you said it's to make things clear, but this isn't clear at all, it's a fucking mess. Then again we all know it's because you're mad. Did me saying religion won't save you from disease strike a chord?

It's funny that she brings up a complication in birth that didn't turn out poorly, but wants us to gloss over the whole "there was a complication in birth" part. Because that might mean her god is giving her a warning or something.

As for the formatting, we might need to do with Melinda what I used to do with brad watson, and paste everything into a notepad to strip away all his pointless added flourishes, though at least she's not doing multicolored text. Yet.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

As for the formatting, we might need to do with Melinda what I used to do with brad watson, and paste everything into a notepad to strip away all his pointless added flourishes, though at least she's not doing multicolored text. Yet.

Only way she can make her text more obnoxious is coloring it to look exactly like the flag of Israel tbh

 

[Toasty]

Only way she can make her text more obnoxious is coloring it to look exactly like the flag of Israel tbh

Sweet Jesus don't tell her she can color it.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

After giving birth, any normal, sane and rational person would immediately jump onto Kiwi Farms to tell a bunch of people who laugh at you and your poor life choices. What could possibly be more appropriate?

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

I've got an nice J.ewy surprise for you all, especially Melinda.
TamarYaelBatYah you're gonna love this, praise Elohim, may this art heal your children.

Spoiler: True Art

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you can rate me autistic now but I had to do this tbf

 

[Deadpool]

You don't get cancer if you follow The Torah.

You're a fucking retard, and I hope you get cancer.

Do feel free to save me and quote me on it later. I fully believe my elohim to deliver on Their promises. I've gotten every other blessing promised in The Torah. I have no reason to expect otherwise with my health too.

RETARD.
Oh and bitch be mad.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Oh, I forgot to congratulate you on your healthy new bundle of welfare benefits, so congrats! Hope Marshall doesn't get pissed because of their crying and kill this one.

 

[White Baby]

I got my baby out and not only that...I got her out OP!
You know what OP is? Occiput posterior. HELLA HARD to push out. Very low success

So you A. Risked a home birth with severe complications, if I'm reading this right, instead of going to a hospital to have them monitor your baby to make sure it didn't suffocate, and B. Felt that the most exigent thing to do after bringing new life into the world was... Come back to the Farms and throw it in our faces. This is why you have your own thread, Melinda.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

So you A. Risked a home birth with severe complications, if I'm reading this right, instead of going to a hospital to have them monitor your baby to make sure it didn't suffocate, and B. Felt that the most exigent thing to do after bringing new life into the world was... Come back to the Farms and throw it in our faces. This is why you have your own thread, Melinda.

Did she do a home birthing? Cuz if she did, that's really tarded. It's not like she lives in a third world shithole where a hospital ain't exactly an option, so she risked not only the life of the child but of her own for...

Basically nothing.
And of course, you gotta brag that you had a child on the farms. She's saying this like we're shocked, "OH WOWW!!!! SHE HAD A BABY!!!!!!! WOAH!!!", we knew it was coming because she effectively told us, and if she didn't, the amount of rotten pork she's pumped out wouldn't lead to a shocking conclusion. The welfare leech with 5 children made another? It's expected.

 

[Adamska]

Ah, so she almost killed her newest kid from birth itself as an ego tool to use on this website, not giving a shit about said kid's life in the process.

Yeah. There's a reason I just smile when I know she's going homeless and will likely lose her kids.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

There is no such thing as "common sense", that is just a controlling person's term for "do things my way". It's also a way to promote ethnocentricity. Cultural, societal and religious norms vary from place to place and time to time. What is "common in one place is not so common in another.

Not buying what you're selling. But YOU should go buy an education. You're a moron.

Common sense:
the basic level of practical knowledge and judgment that we all need to help us live in a reasonable and safe way

What is common and common sense are two entirely different things. This woman needs to get a dictionary and stop using words in the wrong context. She doesn't get to decide what words mean. That's what the dictionary is for. She writes total gibberish.

Common = eating eggs and bacon for breakfast in America or UK
Common sense = knowing that jumping off a high cliff will kill you.

One thing pertains mostly to America or the UK and would be uncommon in other countries like Germany, where people commonly eat bread with cold cuts for breakfast. The other thing people in America as well as in Europe or Asia also know and therefore avoid doing because it is common sense. Common sense does not pertain to one place alone.

I didn't need to buy an education, I got one the old fashioned way by going to an actual University so I could learn things.

 

[Dude Just Here For Memes]

Against The Torah, so no. I don't use pharma and I don't poke myself with needles. Cutting the flesh is cutting a covenant and I'm not cutting a covenant with the pharma industry.

This is a perfect opportunity to remind everybody that some places are working on a vaccine for COVID-19, and because this vaccine is medicine as well as an injection that requires that you be "poked by needles", you likely won't receive it. While this could be an awesome exercise of herd immunity saving your ass, part of me is suspecting that you're the level of stupid to lick a fucking toilet seat anyway.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Completely misquote of what I said.

I said pumping was DEHUMANZING to women. Did I say the women were completely to blame? No, I did not say that. I clearly said in another comment that society and men should give women the resources to ecologically breastfeed. Also when available women could do small business endeavors to manage breastfeeding and work.

However, women do have a responsibility in it too. You don't get cancer if you follow The Torah. Under The Torah widows are to be cared for 100% by the community. Problem solved, no pumps needed.

I've had mastitis, with my first baby. Mostly because I was an inexperienced mother and inexperienced at breasteeding. I didn't stop breasteeding when I got it though. I took Echinacea for anti-biotic, kept draining the breast with breasteeding, hot water and massage. No pump needed. Problem solved.

Oh look, more shit proving that Melinda here isn't Jeiwsh

i can't believe she's really this stupid.

 

[Toasty]

Well, one of our other whackadoo religious fanatic cows, pastor Bob simultaneously thinks that covid19 was created by the Chinese to kill Christians, but also that troo believers are protected.
So it's no surprise that this whackadoo religious fanatic cow thinks that Corona Chan can tell not only what deity you worship, but also how you worship it,
And then like the science fiction super captain Tripps it is, decides whether or not to infect a person.
I can join just hear their tiny little microbe voices "oh, shit, we got a Torah follower, one of those weird ones who makes it up as she goes along ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! We'll just have to find a nice atheist."
It's like Horton hears a who, only without the altruistic message.

 

[redcent]

There is no such thing as "common sense",

not in your head, clearly. In fact, this explains you in a nutshell. Random text pls.

Do feel free to save me and quote me on it later. I fully believe my elohim to deliver on Their promises. I've gotten every other blessing promised in The Torah. I have no reason to expect otherwise with my health too.

And speaking of which...
Which of you pagans was wishing my death in childbirth? I remember a few weeks back a few of you wishing I would die in childbirth.
Well guess what? Your pagan curses didn't come to pass. My ELOHIM gave me a blessed birth!
I got my baby out and not only that...I got her out OP!
You know what OP is? Occiput posterior. HELLA HARD to push out. Very low success rate in women who are multiparous.

Like I said, BLESSED over here

Good. I'm glad the bub made it out, seriously.

I hope for many blessings on this child, may it grow up wise and knowledgeable and eventually tell his or her (what gender is it anyway? Nevermimd) mother she's an idiot and to get her head out of her ass.

Against The Torah, so no. I don't use pharma and I don't poke myself with needles. Cutting the flesh is cutting a covenant and I'm not cutting a covenant with the pharma industry.

How convenient

So you won't prove it. Ruth being a cancer victim confirmed

Did she do a home birthing? Cuz if she did, that's really tarded. It's not like she lives in a third world shithole where a hospital ain't exactly an option, so she risked not only the life of the child but of her own for...

Basically nothing.
And of course, you gotta brag that you had a child on the farms. She's saying this like we're shocked, "OH WOWW!!!! SHE HAD A BABY!!!!!!! WOAH!!!", we knew it was coming because she effectively told us, and if she didn't, the amount of rotten pork she's pumped out wouldn't lead to a shocking conclusion. The welfare leech with 5 children made another? It's expected.

To be fair home births are on the rise. Considering what's going on and health system being strained

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

To be fair home births are on the rise. Considering what's going on and health system being strained

Fair point, but we also know Melinda isn't prepared to birth a child at home in any capacity. I have no doubt her house is a fucking pigsty if the few pics we've seen of it mean anything and with her and Marshmallow's confoundingly impressive re.tardation, the chances the baby would've been fucked up (without direct influence from the parents) was high.

 

[Toasty]

Perhaps the child knew that she was being born into a backwards trash family, and decided that entering the world backwards was appropriate.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Completely misquote of what I said.

I said pumping was DEHUMANZING to women. Did I say the women were completely to blame? No, I did not say that. I clearly said in another comment that society and men should give women the resources to ecologically breastfeed. Also when available women could do small business endeavors to manage breastfeeding and work.

However, women do have a responsibility in it too. You don't get cancer if you follow The Torah. Under The Torah widows are to be cared for 100% by the community. Problem solved, no pumps needed.

I've had mastitis, with my first baby. Mostly because I was an inexperienced mother and inexperienced at breasteeding. I didn't stop breasteeding when I got it though. I took Echinacea for anti-biotic, kept draining the breast with breasteeding, hot water and massage. No pump needed. Problem solved.

No. Fuck you. Go back to the Hebrew thing. You asked if I know my shit and when I said yes you balked.