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DiabeticSP said:
Think his wife got him something nicer than a desk calendar this time?
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The desk calendar was a Christmas gift.

For his birthday in 2018 Kat got him a Super Mario wallet (couldn't find the clip where he showed it off) and a $50 PSN gift card.


In 2019 he got an all expense paid trip to Connecticut, a trip to the zoo, a visit to the arcade, a wedding, and $4000.
 
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Lilly Philly Burnelli said:
Phil actually wants the game to give you like a TIP! that says, "Shoot the Nemsis boss when it's on top of the clocktower." He says it makes the game difficult when it doesn't tell you how to beat the stage and it makes it a "puzzle." Jesus fucking christ, how fun would that be if you're playing on hardcore and it tells you how to beat the game without you trying the stage out yourself?
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This thing is is that Jill does. She says “I need something to knock him off” and “you’re in for a big fall”. I literally cannot imagine any other way of them telling you
”you need to use the grenade launcher and mine rounds”. There’s literally no other way for that to work.
The idea that the game give you no hints is absurd, your character comments constantly if you just pay attention. This maybe already have been stated but regardless of the difficulty there is always some type of clue. And let’s face it, these puzzles are pretty meh.
[spoilered for the people reading the thread but not watching the stream who don’t want to be spoiled]

holy shit fellas salt is out full force on stream, catch it while you can. TIHYDP is gonna be glorious
 
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Phil's on round 3 of Carlos Castle Defense and its ruining his birthday because he has no spatial awareness and keeps backing into zombies that are SPAWNING AROUND ME. When they clearly are not you can watch them enter the area.

Also he pushed a zombie off after it bit him then stood on it til it bit him again "THAT ZOMBIE WAS DOOOOOWN!?!?!?" This might be the best ever example of Phil's inability to aim and lack of situational awareness. He missed 6-7 shots in a row while backing into a zombie he had just turned his back on


Edit: now on round 6. Blaming the vest for his poor performance. Threatening to take it off.

Edit again: He's now explicitly said that because he can't wear surround sound headphones due to the hat that he died. Both on now on the slate for removal during his break.


Ledit: round 9: the game is now at fault for not giving him enough ammo. The game is not fun trash. Phil is visibly upset.
 
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To any dumbass who may be reading this and pays Phil to "own detractors", you're not sticking it to anybody but yourself.
Congratulations! During a global pandemic where the guy you're handing money to is in the middle of bankruptcy proceedings, your wallet is that much lighter.
The best thing to happen would be these stupid fucks learn their lesson by having to hunt for rats on the street for food because they spent so much bribing a 38-year-old fat fuck to put on a decade old vest.
 
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Phils havin' a hell of a fuckin' time. around 12 deaths on a pretty easy segment where he just has to survive against Zombies that have like, 20% of the normal hp a zombie has, instead of kiting them around or using the terrain, he's just trying to face tank and getting ruined.
 
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An Avenging Bird said:
To any dumbass who may be reading this and pays Phil to "own detractors", you're not sticking it to anybody but yourself.
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This goes for people who "troll" Phil by tipping or cheering just to say a stupid like "Hey Phil I fucked Kat last night in a yellow thong caw caw, hope you go bankrupt!"
 
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Lilly Philly Burnelli said:
This goes for people who "troll" Phil by tipping or cheering just to say a stupid like "Hey Phil I fucked Kat last night in a yellow thong caw caw, hope you go bankrupt!"
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At least they don't think they're saving Phil against the evil death eater cult of Tevin or some shit. Some of Phil's fans are legitimately deranged and think they're sticking it to the man (their high school bullies) when they donate.
 
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xenomorph said:
Phil had a thread on 4chan /tv/ board here asking who will play him in his biopic and some posters had no idea who he was a quick google search for one poster revealed Kiwi Farms and well:

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/tv/ - Who will play him in the inevitable biopic? This - Television & Film - 4chan

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic? This pig's life would be unadulterated kino >Life and ca... - "/tv/ - Television & Film" is 4chan's imageboard dedicated to the discussion of television and film.
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heh

An Avenging Bird said:
To any dumbass who may be reading this and pays Phil to "own detractors", you're not sticking it to anybody but yourself.
Congratulations! During a global pandemic where the guy you're handing money to is in the middle of bankruptcy proceedings, your wallet is that much lighter.
The best thing to happen would be these stupid fucks learn their lesson by having to hunt for rats on the street for food because they spent so much bribing a 38-year-old fat fuck to put on a decade old vest.
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Man I get it, but it's in their nature. Some scorpion and the frog stuff. Wheelchairs gonna wheelchair. No sense worrying about it, it's part of the autism.
 

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