Inactive Jennifer Gwen Ann Armstrong / LifebyJen and Vernon Eugene Stephens III / Gene / Life by Gen X - middle-aged welfare leech food addict too fat for cancer surgery and her hopeless alcoholic widower

Stinky Britches said:
Plus I doubt she will outlive another cat. Then it will wind up in a shelter eventually. They can live to be 10-15 years or older. Jen is on borrowed time as it is. I only give her 5-10 tops. She better stick with goldfish.
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Nope, not goldfish. Those fuckers can live for a long time if properly cared for.

Behold some very old gold fish.

Tiny PL, I had a goldfish that outlasted the fish I was going to feed it to. I threw it into a barrel pond I had in my back yard at the time. The asshole lived for 12 years without being fed, living on the mosquito larva and algae that grew in the pond (I cleaned it annually and was always shocked to find the fish - it was never visible during the year, because the water plants in that barrel were so thick the water couldn't be seen). I think a cat got it eventually, because during an annual pond cleaning there was no fish nor fish remains to be found.

No, Jen needs a Chia Pet if she wants a pet that's alive.
 
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Diet Coke 4 Life said:
Nope, not goldfish. Those fuckers can live for a long time if properly cared for.

Behold some very old gold fish.

Tiny PL, I had a goldfish that outlasted the fish I was going to feed it to. I threw it into a barrel pond I had in my back yard at the time. The asshole lived for 12 years without being fed, living on the mosquito larva and algae that grew in the pond (I cleaned it annually and was always shocked to find the fish - it was never visible during the year, because the water plants in that barrel were so thick the water couldn't be seen). I think a cat got it eventually, because during an annual pond cleaning there was no fish nor fish remains to be found.

No, Jen needs a Chia Pet if she wants a pet that's alive.
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I apologize for the minor derail, but I very much want to know what sort of fish you were planning on feeding a goldfish to. I will reserve my question on how you somehow forgot about it.
 
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GoodFattyDeadFatty said:
Oh boy here we go
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So, this is what happened...

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Her delusion knows no bounds. I hope that channel fights her ignorant ass and wins. She's a blowhard trying to talk big but at the end of the day it's fair use.

Here are a few comments she will surely be deleting soon:
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Um Oh Ah Yeah said:
I apologize for the minor derail, but I very much want to know what sort of fish you were planning on feeding a goldfish to. I will reserve my question on how you somehow forgot about it.
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Apologies for accommodating the minor derailment - I was keeping a surplus of goldfish to feed a 3' long clown knife while I was finding said clown knife a new home, because he outgrew my rather hefty aquarium and I didn't have the room to set up something even larger. I would drop in 5 a day. I had plans to go out and get more, but his new owner contacted me earlier that day and set up a time to get him. I fed him all but the final goldfish, because that lousy asshole escaped the net and hid inside of the aquarium decoration I gave said surplus fish so they weren't in a barren, ugly tank.

Clown knife gone, surplus tank disassembled, goldfish gets tossed into barrel pond that was built specifically for water lilies and was designed to be without fish as I was too lazy to put in filtration or aeration.

Derailment over. Jen is ugly and fat and I would not have sex with her.

And I can't imagine Gene does, either.
 
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Um Oh Ah Yeah said:
I apologize for the minor derail, but I very much want to know what sort of fish you were planning on feeding a goldfish to. I will reserve my question on how you somehow forgot about it.
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Not OP, but feeder goldfish are often used to feed other fish. I’ve never kept fish like that, myself, but it’s not unheard of.


Edit: ninjaed by OP
 
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Oh, this lying sack of fuck. "I have no problems with reaction videos" but decided to copyright strike a video because a family friend said she should?

Because it "went too far"?

Bullshit. It /is/ Fair Use, and you have no idea what you're doing.

On a side note, I can't listen to her for more than 4 minutes, because her voice makes me want to throat-punch her just to get her to clear her throat. She's so garbled. Gah.
 
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Diet Coke 4 Life said:
On a side note, I can't listen to her for more than 4 minutes, because her voice makes me want to throat-punch her just to get her to clear her throat. She's so garbled. Gah.
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Oh my, I can't believe you don't like listening to sweet voiced Jennifer. Like when she tries to sway an opinion her way or appear nice and then uses the baby voice. Or when she's like. HI. WELCOME TO MY CHANNEL. I'M JENNIFER AND THIS...IS MY CHANNEL. Like no shit Jennifer, you didn't mention the word channel enough times😆
 
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I can only imagine what her like to dislike ratio is at this point. She is getting killed in the comments, she can't delete them fast enough.

I wonder if any of the reaction channels will actually call her out besides on vlog away. I think DC media girl might, she has shown she's not afraid of Jen and I think she'd have the balls to fight any strike she tried to give her. Let's see if Charlie, MBP, Lyfe, Justine, Cherry, Rose, on Program or Zach have any balls.
 
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