How out of shape do you have to be if wearing a cowboy hat indoors in April causes you to pass out?
Also, why doesn't he wear his headphones on his ears when he's wearing the hat? I've never had a set of headphones that I couldn't wear "sideways", with the top on the back of my head instead.
How out of shape do you have to be if wearing a cowboy hat indoors in April causes you to pass out?
Also, why doesn't he wear his headphones on his ears when he's wearing the hat? I've never had a set of headphones that I couldn't wear "sideways", with the top on the back of my head instead.
Seriously though that whole "I'm gonna pass out" thing was just a lie, he wasn't going to pass out, he was just either A) uncomfortable (god forbid) or B) wanted to stop looking like a clown. Either way though he wasn't about to pass out, he was just full of shit and using it as an excuse in the exact same way he'd use his """back injury""" to get out of driving and lifting things.
Seriously though that whole "I'm gonna pass out thing" was just a lie, he wasn't going to pass out, he was just either A) uncomfortable (god forbid) or B) wanted to stop looking like a clown. Either way though he wasn't about to pass out, he was just full of shit and using it as an excuse in the exact same way he'd use his """back injury""" to get out of driving and lifting things.
So, this website, evidently based in the UK called 'Mirror' has released what I'll generously call an article about 'future avid gamers'. I'm not going to give them the views by sending y'all to them but, uh, does their little 'model' look kinda...familiar?
Seriously though that whole "I'm gonna pass out thing" was just a lie, he wasn't going to pass out, he was just either A) uncomfortable (god forbid) or B) wanted to stop looking like a clown. Either way though he wasn't about to pass out, he was just full of shit and using it as an excuse in the exact same way he'd use his """back injury""" to get out of driving and lifting things.
I lean towards it being Phil hates looking like a clown. He made an excuse earlier in the stream about how he can never wear the Yoshi costume again because he sweats too much. Phil must be the Chad and only others can be the joke of the room.
Doesn’t his house have central air? I remember him complaining about how it was poorly built and doesn’t work well upstairs, and how it would cost thousands to get it fixed. That on top of the water damage, it’s a wonder why he even bought that house.
Edit: His house has heat, but he called some guy about getting central air installed
In 2014 the Seattle area was still on a housing high because of an expanding Amazon, Microsoft, Boeing and general tech companies. Also bare in mind Seattle really only gets hot (read as above 80-85f 25-29c) for two to three weeks in a year so AC really isn’t needed. Water damage though should have really tanked the price but I am not familiar with the extent of the damage and if he had or ignored an appraisal warning.
You know it, buddy. Here's a summary with the full results spoilered below. The total tips were actually $811 (at least), but I'm working on having my script automatically figure out the maximum number of missing tips that I don't count because they're less than $4.20.
Assuming tip minimum is $1.30:
Total tips = $ 810.00
Total tips assuming $0.30 + 2.9% fees on each = $ 766.71
Tips under $1: 0 totaling 0.00
Tips between $1 and $5: 52 totaling 120.80
Tips between $5 and $10: 3 totaling 29.00
Tips between $10 and $20: 6 totaling 120.00
Tips between $20 and $50: 2 totaling 80.00
Tips above $50: 3 totaling 450.00
Assuming tip minimum is $1.00:
Total tips = $ 810.80
Total tips assuming $0.30 + 2.9% fees on each = $ 764.19
Tips up to $1: 45 totaling 45.00
Tips between $1 and $5: 18 totaling 86.80
Tips between $5 and $10: 3 totaling 29.00
Tips between $10 and $20: 6 totaling 120.00
Tips between $20 and $50: 2 totaling 80.00
Tips above $50: 3 totaling 450.00
In 2014 the Seattle area was still on a housing high because of an expanding Amazon, Microsoft, Boeing and general tech companies. Also bare in mind Seattle really only gets hot (read as above 80-85f 25-29c) for two to three weeks in a year so AC really isn’t needed. Water damage though should have really tanked the price but I am not familiar with the extent of the damage and if he had or ignored an appraisal warning.
So, this website, evidently based in the UK called 'Mirror' has released what I'll generously call an article about 'future avid gamers'. I'm not going to give them the views by sending y'all to them but, uh, does their little 'model' look kinda...familiar?
You know it, buddy. Here's a summary with the full results spoilered below. The total tips were actually $811 (at least), but I'm working on having my script automatically figure out the maximum number of missing tips that I don't count because they're less than $4.20.
Assuming tip minimum is $1.30:
Total tips = $ 810.00
Total tips assuming $0.30 + 2.9% fees on each = $ 766.71
Tips under $1: 0 totaling 0.00
Tips between $1 and $5: 52 totaling 120.80
Tips between $5 and $10: 3 totaling 29.00
Tips between $10 and $20: 6 totaling 120.00
Tips between $20 and $50: 2 totaling 80.00
Tips above $50: 3 totaling 450.00
Assuming tip minimum is $1.00:
Total tips = $ 810.80
Total tips assuming $0.30 + 2.9% fees on each = $ 764.19
Tips up to $1: 45 totaling 45.00
Tips between $1 and $5: 18 totaling 86.80
Tips between $5 and $10: 3 totaling 29.00
Tips between $10 and $20: 6 totaling 120.00
Tips between $20 and $50: 2 totaling 80.00
Tips above $50: 3 totaling 450.00
You know it, buddy. Here's a summary with the full results spoilered below. The total tips were actually $811 (at least), but I'm working on having my script automatically figure out the maximum number of missing tips that I don't count because they're less than $4.20.
Assuming tip minimum is $1.30:
Total tips = $ 810.00
Total tips assuming $0.30 + 2.9% fees on each = $ 766.71
Tips under $1: 0 totaling 0.00
Tips between $1 and $5: 52 totaling 120.80
Tips between $5 and $10: 3 totaling 29.00
Tips between $10 and $20: 6 totaling 120.00
Tips between $20 and $50: 2 totaling 80.00
Tips above $50: 3 totaling 450.00
Assuming tip minimum is $1.00:
Total tips = $ 810.80
Total tips assuming $0.30 + 2.9% fees on each = $ 764.19
Tips up to $1: 45 totaling 45.00
Tips between $1 and $5: 18 totaling 86.80
Tips between $5 and $10: 3 totaling 29.00
Tips between $10 and $20: 6 totaling 120.00
Tips between $20 and $50: 2 totaling 80.00
Tips above $50: 3 totaling 450.00
So, his whole argument with why wearing the vest is SO different from the 'kids who dye their hair like Muppets' is that it was something 'organic' that he didn't solicit and people enjoy, etc etc. Then, on stream today, he's openly asking for people to 'give me an idea of what you might like to see that would excite and motivate you after the vest goal stops being met'??
I'm honestly laughing and waiting to hear what the retcon of his criticisms is going to be this time and why I'm a stoopid fucking kid for questioning how his situation is TOTALLY different from them.
Gotta love how, like clockwork, this dumbass is nuking his own recent 'success' as quickly as everyone here has predicted he would by arguing about the hat today and wearing it so begrudgingly after being given literally hundreds of dollars. He was SO resentful of having to dress up like a trained monkey lmao. Who would have thought whoring yourself out would lead to THIS?? I love it.
EDIT: I'd say that his little tantrum should effectively kill him meeting the vest / hat goal as of today, but I'm fully prepared to see his masochistic wheelchairs come back for more tonight and cause me to lose even more faith in humanity. This dood actually said he was gonna 'suffer through wearing the vest but just CANNOT wear the hat because of how hot it is in here'....
Of course the financial wizard doesn't see that the fee itself goes up as the tip goes up. This is why he can't get ahead to begin with. He probably thinks he made money on a $1.30 tip if someone gave $2.
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