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TP for my bunghole!

Costco a half-hour ago. Pallets lining the whole aisle, and pallets normally in the back of the store, all full to the brim.

This definitely proves the crisis is over! Location: Tempe, AZ.

Well, for my bunghole, anyways.
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Chinese city of Wuhan, where coronavirus pandemic began, lifts outbound travel restrictions, ending months-long lockdown - Xinhua




2nd wave incoming.

Countdown until travel restrictions are reinstated.
 
Could CDC Data Prove COVID-19 Infections in November 2019? (Tried to archive multiple times, but the archive link has the site's mailing list ad covering the entire damn thing)

This article is just some more speculation about whether this virus was actually present in the United States as early as November 2019, which is something that I am believing more as more as the weeks go by. Even normies are starting to speculate this, from what I've noticed.

I also am having the speculation that the increase in deaths this Spring is either (a) manufactured hysteria as the media is making everyone fixated on the death toll, or (b) the virus has already mutated much earlier than projected/anticipated, and we're already dealing with its second wave. I'm guessing it's more of the latter (even though the media is doing plenty to fuck society up with their hysteria, don't get me wrong).

Once again, I am really hoping that we can get those antibody tests figured out and mass produced. I had a pretty rough chest cold back in November while I was traveling outside of the United States. It would be nice to know if people can figure out whether they've already had it or not. I could actually see my family again, and help them out a lot more.
 
I wonder how many shitheads are going to try to say they don't need to use a condom because they had the corona virus in spring of 2020.

Anecdotally there's some evidence that we'll see a boom of coronavirus babies, just like going to funerals or living through war encourages people to breed. That's the thing about humans. Kill a few of us off and the birth rate among the survivors will more than compensate for it. Cockroaches are pretty hard to wipe out but even they don't up their birth rate to overcompensate for an increase in the death rate.

Humans have been down to a few thousand individuals and bounced back.
 

For anti-Brexiters, are they like Trump Derangement Syndrome sufferers in the US? Like do they have secret hope that if Boris dies Brexit will be annulled, like how lefties in the US want Trump to die of Corona and Pence to appoint Hillary as VP and then resign because It's Her Turn and this is how Hillary can still win?
 
Turns out that just as he and his useless boss were first ordering New Zealanders to stay home, our Health Minister, David Clark, took his family on a trip to the beach. He has also been caught by members of the public driving around in violation of useless cunt Jacinda Ardern's too-little too late 'self-quarantine' restrictions several more times since.
Funny how these rules only apply to decent working New Zealanders, eh?

He's been replaced... hahah just kidding he's a key ally of the useless cunt, of course he hasn't been. Instead, horseface has demoted him in the cabinet rankings, so he's less likely to succeed her if she gets coronavirus and dies (fingers crossed) or some other bullshit like that.
Meanwhile, she's extended the 'self-quarantine' that we're all supposed to be living under that even the Health Minister she supports doesn't obey for another week. I guess not enough damage is being done to the economic interests of real New Zealanders already.

On the other hand, even though she completely ignored the problem of coronavirus carriers coming into New Zealand until things got entirely out of control, she's found time to deal with really important issues.
New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has declared the Easter Bunny to be an essential worker in her country...

Ardern announced the exemption in response to rampant speculation by New Zealand's youngest citizens, who had wondered how the coronavirus crisis might affect the traditional arrival of colorful eggs, chocolates and other treats.
Wow thats so cute real leadership gais! GURL POWER
Meanwhile, doctors surgeries and Healthline are telling people to stay at home and not get tested unless they can prove they came into contact with someone else who has somehow managed to get tested for coronavirus, on the instructions of the Ministry of Health, so they can keep the numbers down.
 
Anecdotally there's some evidence that we'll see a boom of coronavirus babies, just like going to funerals or living through war encourages people to breed. That's the thing about humans. Kill a few of us off and the birth rate among the survivors will more than compensate for it. Cockroaches are pretty hard to wipe out but even they don't up their birth rate to overcompensate for an increase in the death rate.

Humans have been down to a few thousand individuals and bounced back.
Welp, time to hunt for a mail order bride then. Is it Belarus or Ukraine that's the best place to find one?
 
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Hello there comrade, how are the breadlines? Besides that though, our medical system is worse than Italy in regards that we have 1.5 to 2 less beds per person. Though our population density outside of the metropolitan centres in most parts of Ontario and Quebec are quite reasonable, so the virus isn't going to wipe most places out that you drive by on the 401. The populations with the most people are going to be obviously the most heavily infected, and with some of our findings of the aerosol droplets travelling 2-3 times father than typically assumed, if this is true then we are in a problem. Though SARS works in that very similar way, what made SARS different was the lethality was higher, because the lag time wasn't as long, but also it generally killed people a little quicker.

This disease from what I am finding out is a lot different than has been thought in China (SURPRISE SURPRISE), and I think we are beginning to get a better idea as the days to go on how to combat this nasty thing. Trudeau and the idiot federal ministers are clueless, and had no real plan to begin with. Though luckily one thing that was taken seriously politics aside was the important nature of lock down, and testing earlier on. Problem though is that the latency in the test times is beginning to stifle our progress, also every municipality addresses their city different. The ministers on a provincial level though beyond the swamp at the Federal level are doing a fairly decent job in addressing the issue.

Again the numbers look scary, but again that is if we didn't take lock down seriously for over the course of 18 months to 2 years. We already have been hit by a couple of waves and the numbers in the next month are going to parallel the do nothing strategy. By June we will have a better picture if lock-down had any effect or not. If it does, it'll probably continue on a massive scale until October, and by then most of the country starts getting cold again, and people aren't going out too much in the winter. Plus our health minister is a anthropologist not a real doctor, she was quoting WHO numbers and bad data from the start. R0 is a solid 2.3 ; mortality rate in my guess is 0.6 +/- 0.1 percent ideally, but in communities that are dense, stacked on top of each other, sick, lack of medical resources, we are looking at 1.2-2.0 percent. That doubling/tripling has to account for scaling up, and if the medical system collapses then we are looking at 10%,12% numbers like Italy in certain places. Again this is over a 2 year period, with good management, social distancing, and contact tracing. Then as well once treatments start rolling out as they begin to understand the disease, we'll see VERY significant drops from my ideal very optimistic 0.6 +/- 0.1 percent number .

Yeah our health ministers told us masks were ineffective so it fooled all the non asian people from buying them for themselves really poor job and our testing rigor is piss poor in ontario alone i think we should be 40% of new york state at least.
 
Anecdotally there's some evidence that we'll see a boom of coronavirus babies, just like going to funerals or living through war encourages people to breed. That's the thing about humans. Kill a few of us off and the birth rate among the survivors will more than compensate for it. Cockroaches are pretty hard to wipe out but even they don't up their birth rate to overcompensate for an increase in the death rate.

Humans have been down to a few thousand individuals and bounced back.
It will be interesting to see if there will be a new baby boom after this. When our current baby boom generation was created, there wasn't a reliable way to avoid pregnancy other than abstinence, so those babies were just the natural result of having sex. Now, we have many different contraceptive methods (pill, IUD, shot, patch, etc), so a baby boom now would be the result of a conscious choice to go off the contraceptives and make babies.
 
Countdown until travel restrictions are reinstated.
I like this game. I like this game a lot.

Over/under is set at... midnight of Monday April 13, 2020. Today is Tuesday April 7, 2020. So a little less than a week.

Place your bets, boys and girls. We're keeping this one simple: Do the gates of Wuhan close again before April 13 or after April 13. Or are you playing fast and loose and choosing that the gates will not close at all? Everyone can play and we want winners here! You could be the next BIG winner! But you can only win if you play.
 
Seeing mixed messages such as this is only gonna confuse the general public who are already in a state of fear, so let's look into this to see what's really going on.

exactly why politicians and (failed) businessmen need to keep their mouths shut about all of it.
let medical professionals speak-epidemiologists, pharmacists, etc and keep the trust-find babies' opinion off the airwaves.

They'd all be idiots because being sterile doesn't protect from STDs.

thank you for helping prevent the 2022 Great Resistant Gonorrhea Wave

Welp, time to hunt for a mail order bride then. Is it Belarus or Ukraine that's the best place to find one?

don't order anything from overseas right now.



on the discussion of trump "doing a good job closing the border with JIiina" again: regardless of who they were, anyone who had traveled to an affected region needed to be put into monitored quarantine immediately. white, yellow, American, British, I don't give a fuuuck. into the bottle they needed to go.




we got REALLY FUCKING LUCKY before. you can only get lucky so many times.
 
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"One old lady was saying that they put one guy into ... a body bag when he wasn't even dead yet, and took him off to the crematorium because there was no way of saving him," he said.

"Some people are saying that ... there are video clips of screams coming from funeral homes, from inside the furnaces ... which tells us that some people were taken to the funeral homes while they were still alive."

RFA was unable to confirm these reports independently.

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As yet unverified but I wouldn't put it past them.
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zero cases right?

we live in the Flu universe now
where are the cute Korean waifus tho
 
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I like this game. I like this game a lot.

Over/under is set at... midnight of Monday April 13, 2020. Today is Tuesday April 7, 2020. So a little less than a week.

Place your bets, boys and girls. We're keeping this one simple: Do the gates of Wuhan close again before April 13 or after April 13. Or are you playing fast and loose and choosing that the gates will not close at all? Everyone can play and we want winners here! You could be the next BIG winner! But you can only win if you play.
April 11, 9pm Central . Thats my guess down to the hour. Let's see if I have autstic ESP.
 
One of the reporters asked if it's wise to defund the WHO in the middle of a pandemic.

Thought to myself, they are the pandemic. We should be rounding them up for helicopter rides.
I caught that. That he has to explain to "journalists" the WHO covered for China and actively assisted in creating a pandemic shows you how absolutely useless they are.
 
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