Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[StarkRavingMad]

They also might not have cars so they don't even have the option of just going to a big box Wal-Mart type store and buying a whole month of shit at once.

One of my best friends lives in a densely populated city. She has a car. However, she's told me that she's had to walk to the grocery store every single time because parking in the city is just that terrible. So yeah, even people who fortunately have cars still have trouble driving around in the city and are pretty much forced to walk around.

It's really no wonder that cities in general have been hit the hardest with this. I'm not surprised by anything I've seen or read on the news over the past two weeks. Doesn't make the state of things any less sad or scary, though.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Yes, I'm sure people en masse will comply with that. Much as they gave Trump shit for wanting to reopen by Easter, I'll be surprised if people abide through April 30th, and shocked if they do through May 31st. They can't actually keep people under house arrest "indefinitely". The state lacks the manpower, and even in the face of danger, the longer they're dealing with it, the less compliant even "sensible" people will become over time.

This reminds me:


PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP! I WANT EVERYTHING TO HAVE A SENSE OF NORMALITY AGAIN. ALL BECAUSE A CHINK ATE A BAT.

 

[Noideawhattopick]

What you gonna do, what you gonna do when the WHO comes for you:

we need to look in peoples homes and remove sick family members in a ""safe and dignified manner"

 

[JambledUpWords]

Yes, I'm sure people en masse will comply with that. Much as they gave Trump shit for wanting to reopen by Easter, I'll be surprised if people abide through April 30th, and shocked if they do through May 31st. They can't actually keep people under house arrest "indefinitely". The state lacks the manpower, and even in the face of danger, the longer they're dealing with it, the less compliant even "sensible" people will become over time.

People only comply for so long. I expect as it gets hotter, many people will want to go swimming or go to the beach. Public gatherings will happen again, whether the government likes it or not.

Also, I’m sure many people would want to have work again. It’s hard already for a middle class family to go a long time without income, it’s even harder for the lower class. Additionally, I expect a rise in suicides and suicide attempts when it’s all said and done, because losing income and having shortages of supplies does nothing for one’s mental state. It doesn’t help that the MSM is fear mongering all the time, which only leads to more panic and uncertainty. I understand the need to keep everyone safe, but lockdowns lasting too long might do more damage in the long run than the virus itself.

 

[Vince McMahon]

What you gonna do, what you gonna do when the WHO comes for you:

we need to look in peoples homes and remove sick family members in a ""safe and dignified manner"

It's like they want to confirm absolutely everything Alex Jones-types were saying for years...hmmmmm

 

[King Ghidorah]

It's like they want to confirm absolutely everything Alex Jones-types were saying for years...hmmmmm

The Lack of self awareness is strong with this organization

 

[cuddle striker]

taking sick people out of homes is as old as 1349. that followed by locking them in? as recent as polio.

people fleeing the cities, even older. the Justinian plague spread that way.

all of this stuff is right on the historical plague playbook of responses, right down to "it's only ONE hospital under-reporting". if it's one, they were pressured from above, and there's more.

this is just how plagues function.

 

[heathercho]

Firing him now would be more of a shitshow than it would firing his ass and prosecuting him once things return to normal, but other than that Labour isn't going anywhere come November as Simon Bridges is somehow even more of a fuckhead than Ardern.

On a side note I've been thinking, do you think this'll fuck up the Liberals over your way? Even more importantly do you think this'll be the thing that finishes Clive Palmer.

Spoiler: Anzacs are equally as fucked.

Morrison is a cuck and for his cuckery is receiving an elevated poll. But polls are polls.
Gladys in NSW has done an ok job. She's sick of everyone's shit. She's a tough cookie and I hope she sticks to her guns.
I've always hated Morrison tho, I kind of think of him as the CWC version of a politician. He even gave his politicians a payrise.
Tony Abbot would have been better equipped to deal with this.

I feel sad for you with Arden. She's a psychopath. I was talking to a NZ friend today, she really hates Arden, but as she said, Morrison has put us in about the same spot.

Uncle Clive? Sadly I think he's finished. He's been finished for a while. He's a nice enough guy tho and I think he genuinely cares, he just is a mess. Australia is a shithole nation. It's joined NZ officially.

In Australian news - Sit in your pod for 6 months, but guess who can land here with no need to worry about anything? That's right! A FLIGHT FROM WUHAN! Coof City!

The Boeing 747, owned by Suparna, a Shanghai-based company formerly known as Yangtze River Airlines, will unload its cargo at Sydney’s freight terminal and its crew will be free to disembark under special dispensations that exempt pilots and aircraft crew from Australia’s mandatory 14-day quarantine laws.

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This comes after "experts" say that we should close our borders* until a vaccine is found and MAYBE they'll allow some people to return to socialising after the 6 months period. But that's a big maybe! But also, please let Wuhan people roam free.
*They only mean you can't leave, not that people can't come in.

∙Life in prison if you coof on someone - https://archive.vn/Lc3gr
∙UK is demanding Australia take the Ruby Princess back. The cruise ship with all the infections. https://archive.vn/E3NwO
∙Australia's AAA credit rating is basically gone, which will make it harder to pay back the debt without burdening the taxpayer unjustly. But, I've been informed by a socialist, that money doesn't exist and Standards and Poor are a "full of shit neo-liberalist" machine with no real validity in anything anyway, so who cares. https://archive.vn/g2ONL

 

[Otterly]

what regions is that deficiency common in?

Yeah, this is one of the genes that may have a double effect - firstly you’re more likely to end up a haemolytic crisis as it is and secondly the drug used to treat this (HC, the entirety theoretical trying dosing with methylene blue) is potentially harmful.

Someone needs to try just plain old transfusions on these patients. It might give them an extra few days of buffer to get the virus under control, even if the red cells are being broken down constantly.

 

[EmuWarsVeteran]

So, with France not wanting to quarantine migrants... how will that pan out?

Predictably...

Chinese Study?, might as well say Entirely Made up Study.

Eyeup! One of the biggest money makers in TCM is fake fertility supplements. It's that simple. Now, we know extreme diseases that require ventilators, for reasons already explained by Otterly, CAN do this, BUT:

To your credit on that one, I ignored the Chinese study the last time it was posted, too. But beggars can't be choosers. I just hope any American or European or non-Chinese nation in Asia follows up on the premise that China Virus makes men sterile. Seems like a ball of fluff.

We have enough people in spain that I can tell you, it's indeed only the uber extreme cases, most of which were old as fuck. This is no ball buster. Then again there is another factor:

Have you seen China's air quality? Scroll down to my last response here for more intel on that. Maybe china really did have air so bad that even amongst young people most were on the extremely severe side of the spectrum and now have no balls. But if so it ain't corona cutting their balls, as always she merely killsteals from the real MVP china-chan that so laboriously works to destroy her own population.

Also what have they actually done lately other than "report" 'findings' that quite literally everyone knew already?

I mean fuck man, the CDC is actually setting up 5 minute tests everywhere and even got CVS to start free ones in three areas.

Oh also for the wuhan deadpool, I'd bet we won't actually get a definitive answer for a while and then all of a sudden at some point we find out it's on fire, and locusts have formed a symbiotic relationship with said fire, creating a flaming locust tornado.

"Flaming Locust Tornado" is the best description of China I ever heard.

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You know, to get that kind of ray tracing on the west you require a fog machine. The air can't reflect light like that so efficiently. Then again if you check the sky you will notice it is TAINTED BROWN. And this was after Corona-chan so diligently cleaned China's atmosphere. They really are pollution goblins.

 

[Thorvald Stauning]

The Danish state church has decided to follow the lombard example by hosting the easter prayer in front of a cathedral of selfies due to the virus,
And festivals and markets are banned until summer ends.
Sources:

I Københavns Domkirke vil man påskeprædike foran en menighed af selfies

Københavns Domkirke tager nu alternative metoder i brug for at udtrykke det kristne fællesskab for de troende.

nyheder.tv2.dk

Forsamlingsforbud forlænges: Ingen festivaler og markeder henover sommeren

Større arrangementer må udskydes eller aflyses efter forlængelse af forbud, annoncerer statsminister Mette Frederiksen (S) på et pressemøde mandag afte

nyheder.tv2.dk

 

[Vince McMahon]

2020, the year that hasn't been.

 

[Aria]

Spain reports 6,180 new cases of coronavirus and 757 new deaths, raising total to 146,690 cases and 14,555 dead.

BNO Newsroom on Twitter

“UPDATE: Spain reports 6,180 new cases of coronavirus and 757 new deaths, raising total to 146,690 cases and 14,555 dead https://t.co/ACTvkkQ0g2”

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[mr.moon1488]

Lol, the other thread has literally turned into a Monty python thread.

 

[Velvet Glove Iron Fist]

"Fighting" the virus is deeply offensive! Naturally it's a Labour MP vomiting this drivel onto the internet.

Chris Bryant on Twitter

“Please can all politicians stop talking about the PM having a lot of fight in him. I wish him well. But as one who has had cancer I can tell you this suggestion that disease respects those with “fight” is deeply offensive. It implies that those who lose are somehow to blame.”

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[mr.moon1488]

"Fighting" the virus is deeply offensive! Naturally it's a Labour MP vomiting this drivel onto the internet.

Chris Bryant on Twitter

“Please can all politicians stop talking about the PM having a lot of fight in him. I wish him well. But as one who has had cancer I can tell you this suggestion that disease respects those with “fight” is deeply offensive. It implies that those who lose are somehow to blame.”

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The replies are almost worse than the OP.

 

[Lurker69]

Here's an interesting bunch of graphs from a Finnish epidemiologist, he's comparing the virus stats of Scandinavian and some neighboring countries:

Markku Peltonen on Twitter

“Use of care and mortality due to corona in Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Iceland and Estonia; data from yesterday 7.4 reports. Read through the thread. (English version) Fig 1. Number of persons in intensive care per day. Measures the burden on intensive care capacity. 1/x”

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This graphs shows deaths per million people, Ruotsi is Sweden:

As some of you know, Sweden has been pretty lax with restrictions and lockdowns, we'll see how this situation develops, but it's not looking good for them.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

"Fighting" the virus is deeply offensive! Naturally it's a Labour MP vomiting this drivel onto the internet.

Chris Bryant on Twitter

“Please can all politicians stop talking about the PM having a lot of fight in him. I wish him well. But as one who has had cancer I can tell you this suggestion that disease respects those with “fight” is deeply offensive. It implies that those who lose are somehow to blame.”

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I don't think this MP beat cancer so much as he made the cancer cringe so hard, it committed suicide to escape. "Losing" a battle with an illness isn't dishonorable, it implies that a person went down swinging, trying their hardest to remain in this world with friends and family. I doubt this milksop even knows what a fight is. Cancer should be ashamed of itself for letting this sugar-titted whinger escape its grasp.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

"Fighting" the virus is deeply offensive! Naturally it's a Labour MP vomiting this drivel onto the internet.

Chris Bryant on Twitter

“Please can all politicians stop talking about the PM having a lot of fight in him. I wish him well. But as one who has had cancer I can tell you this suggestion that disease respects those with “fight” is deeply offensive. It implies that those who lose are somehow to blame.”

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Ah yes, Byrant with cancer. Skin cancer to be exact, which was spotted, cut out and dealt with in the space of hours.

He then promptly whinged for weeks on end at Westminster for how the Welsh NHS needed its Cancer units overhauling despite the fact the Welsh NHS has been the sole preserve of the Welsh Government since 1999.

The man's full of hot hair and can go fuck himself.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Lol, the other thread has literally turned into a Monty python thread.

I think it is an obligation for any long time poster in this thread to blitzkrieg the train dodging lolcow with anything obligatory. This is the farms after all, we can't always be dooming up the joint. I know this post has nothing to do with the coof, but I figured I should point it out to anyone that wants to have a nice chuckle while pent up in the house.