Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

Hamplanet Fitness said:
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"Make my gender identity illegal" lol how? And killing herself because of four more years of Bad Orange Man? The TDS is strong
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She'd have to get in contact with a hand sanitizer hoarder before she could off herself.

I'm not even sure how you would go about making "agender" people illegal. You don't take any meds that could be banned, you use the bathroom assigned to your birth sex, you don't physically change anything in any way including your behavior. All Trump could possibly do to ban Staphy-brand agender would be to have the military shoot anyone wearing tacky pins on sight. If she'd remove the tacky pins there would be 0% way for anyone to know her weird identities. If she was really afraid about going out she could spend 5 seconds to take the hat off.
 
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Even if Drumpf was the world's biggest transphobe and was going to somehow "ban" being trans (I mean, he probably has more important things to concern himself with than that...), how would that even effect Staph? She's a woman who dresses like a woman, and calls transgender people scum... You'd think she'd be all for banning the trannies considering how much she hates them.
 
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I have to say I don't envy Americans, you have to choose between two elderly retards, neither of whom is equipped to deal with the shitstorm the world is experiencing right now.

That being said, what does she want her parents to do in this situation exactly? Pretend Sanders is still a candidate and write his name on the ballot?

I'm semi surprised she never considered emigrating (well, daydreaming about emigrating the same way she daydreams about having a non profit).
 
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Ngl, I'm pissed that Sanders dropped. Trump is a fucking moron and I would prefer not to have creepy Uncle Grab 'N Kiss in office. But I guess campaigning would have probably actually killed him if Corona-Chan decided to come cheer at a couple of his rallies.

I'm really wracking my brain trying to figure out how Staph would be in any kind of danger under Orange Man Reign 2.0, and my only guess is health insurance. Is she still on Mama and Papa Frigly's insurance, or is she on Medicare? Not like she goes to the doctor anyway, they would be sooper invalidating of her hellgenders and probably sooper fatphobic by telling her to eat some real grocery store veggies and stop sitting around on her flabby arse all day.

In fascist Polexia's ideal world, if we aren't going to have socialized medicine, then people who get free healthcare should be expected to either keep in a reasonably healthy state or be actively (and provably) making steps to treat existing conditions. And no, chowing down on a couple dandelions from Mummy's yard doesn't count.
 
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PolexiaAphrodisia said:
Ngl, I'm pissed that Sanders dropped. Trump is a fucking moron and I would prefer not to have creepy Uncle Grab 'N Kiss in office. But I guess campaigning would have probably actually killed him if Corona-Chan decided to come cheer at a couple of his rallies.

I'm really wracking my brain trying to figure out how Staph would be in any kind of danger under Orange Man Reign 2.0, and my only guess is health insurance. Is she still on Mama and Papa Frigly's insurance, or is she on Medicare? Not like she goes to the doctor anyway, they would be sooper invalidating of her hellgenders and probably sooper fatphobic by telling her to eat some real grocery store veggies and stop sitting around on her flabby arse all day.

In fascist Polexia's ideal world, if we aren't going to have socialized medicine, then people who get free healthcare should be expected to either keep in a reasonably healthy state or be actively (and provably) making steps to treat existing conditions. And no, chowing down on a couple dandelions from Mummy's yard doesn't count.
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You monster. Scavenged weeds are the only greens allowed in a witch's diet, apparently.
 
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BearCaptain said:
She just likes to feel like a victim and larp as a succubus all day long. In what world is a white, middle-aged woman in bumfuck nowhere in danger?
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Staphs world of course. You know the world where she is a sexy cat succubus and has ghost husbandos and kicks nazi ass all day while being such an amazing advocate for trans and minority people
 
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PolexiaAphrodisia said:
I'm really wracking my brain trying to figure out how Staph would be in any kind of danger under Orange Man Reign 2.0, and my only guess is health insurance. Is she still on Mama and Papa Frigly's insurance, or is she on Medicare? Not like she goes to the doctor anyway, they would be sooper invalidating of her hellgenders and probably sooper fatphobic by telling her to eat some real grocery store veggies and stop sitting around on her flabby arse all day.
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The last time Trump got sworn in, the roaming death squads just hadn't gotten around to murdering Steph yet, but NEXT TIME they totally will.
 
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Meowthkip said:
But if Biden wins, she'll... still be killed?

Why don't you just drink yourself into a stupor to dull the pain of four more years of Trump like the rest of us?
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What do you mean pain? I've found the last four years the most entertaining of my adult life.

But back to Staph, you'd think after four years of all your predictions not coming true, that you'd realise that maybe there are no such thing as troon einsatzgruppen.
 
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