$1000 - Anthrocon. This kind of sum is normally suggested by money gurus to be allocated to a starter emergency fund, for, um, emergencies. But Anthrocon is completely relevant to making Lou improve his life! Too bad his evil family had to make him spend that money on... urgent matters... like emergencies? Hmm... Shame on them.
$487-600 - Food. You know, the quantity and quality of food that Lou has never shown to be eating as wasteful and unhealthy or anything, and that completely goes to his family. Yeah, that kind of food.
$193.91 - Water. Damn mom making him pay the water bill! She should be feeding him tendies! Maybe if he listened to the people giving good advice, he could have checked with his utility company that his water wouldn't be shut off like it seemed it would be thanks to Corona-chan, there'd be no need to spend that money. But oh well, they bursted his self-pitying bubble, so fuck them, he HAD to spend that money!
$120 - Transportation. Surely there are plenty of ways that Lou could avoid spending this amount of money whenever he needs to get out (which I doubt is so excessive like he makes it to be). Surely one of his parents own a car that they can drive him to the supermarket and they can just wait for him on the parking lot as he does groceries, or he can try to carpool with a neighbour? Well, good thing we know that he surely spends grocery money on the right type and amount of food with an appropiate sum.
$60 - Other bills.
$41 - Druggy brother's iPod. No way he had to spend that money himself. Probably his parents gave him that amount and made him do the excruciating work of buying that.
$40 - Sonic related stuff for nephew. I forget if this were DVDs of Sonic media or if it was a ticket to the recent Sonic movie. If it is the former, surely he could try to torrent files like the rest of us plebs? And if good part of that amount comes from the Sonic movie, how the fuck did he manage to spend that amount on a movie ticket? Did he buy a fatty seat for himself or something? Lel.
? - Printer. No number on that, so let's discount it.
So... let's subtract $1000 from all that!
1000 - 487 - 193.91 - 120 - 60 - 41 - 40 = 58.09
Alright, let's go with the 600 food number.
1000 - 600 - 193.91 - 120 - 60 - 41 - 40 = -54.91
Dammit, the evil family made him dip on the red! Thankfully, let's consider if he gets lucky like he says (can't find the specific tweet now), that he miraciously has 100 bucks left in his bank account and 20 on PayPal (surely not given by well-meaning fools). Let's do the math now!
-54.91 + 100 + 20 = 65.09.
There you go, Louis! Great job!
Let's try to go to the average between the two amounts he gave us in his food budget, 543.50.
1000 - 543.50 - 193.91 - 120 - 60 - 41 - 40 = 1.59.
Damn, cutting it close, eh? Good thing we have the PayPal furry brigade to save the day!
1.59 + 20 = 21.59.
And with the remaining balance on his bank account...
21.59 + 100 = 121.59.
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