Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

[Tard Repository]

Well, there goes one option out the window.
I'm still thinking that he's gonna resort to posting irl porn

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Go work on learning to code, not greg

Hope that happens so we can all collectively laugh about his small dick as well as him being a tax-evading pedo.

 

[heatboss]

Hope that happens so we can all collectively laugh about his small dick as well as him being a tax-evading pedo.

I can't wait for the day that Greg actually does this

Edit: six hours in and still at one like and one comment on the sex doll post

and yet 6 discount subs have been bought since last night

*big oof*
Edit:
Greggy boy now has get this:

2 likes
2 likes on his sex doll post
2 likes in 7 hours
He's really tearing it up over there lads I'm scared call the police

Edit:
2 likes and two comments now holy shit greg making moves
the comment:

Greg for the love of christ please just quit now while theres still time bro please

 

[Ricket]

greg i know daddy didnt love you enough but this is ridiculous

 

[heatboss]

greg i know daddy didnt love you enough but this is ridiculous

It's quite sad to see this unfold in realtime. He's spending so much time on shit tier animations such as not being able to properly animate a fucking hand holding a gun

I've barley even using sfm for a few months for little side projects and I actually take the time to make the fucking hand look like its actually holding the gun (yes the hand might look wonky I'm still new to sfm)

I can't tell if he's careless on purpose or if he just rushes and forgets to fine tune things

 

[Derpy Cat]

I can't tell if he's careless on purpose or if he just rushes and forgets to fine tune t

My observations and experiences from dealing with similar people is simply that he just legitimately believes everything he touches turns to gold, when it's all just shit. You absolutely cannot insult, shame or at the very least give constructive criticism because he believes he can do as good a job as any master in whatever field. Even his stepmother said in the interview that they offered to send him to film school but he felt he didn't need it cause he knew what he was doing.

They're fucking infuriating people to deal with in real life.

 

[Beelzebub's Gate]

It's quite sad to see this unfold in realtime. He's spending so much time on shit tier animations such as not being able to properly animate a fucking hand holding a gun
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I've barley even using sfm for a few months for little side projects and I actually take the time to make the fucking hand look like its actually holding the gun (yes the hand might look wonky I'm still new to sfm)
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I can't tell if he's careless on purpose or if he just rushes and forgets to fine tune things

My experience with animation is it takes quite a few hours to fine tune each individual finger to their specific movements. I don't think Greg actually animates rather he uses mocap or animation presets (which are a thing). God forbid Greg have time to put out something decent, he has to get back to very vanilla impreg sex with his doll.

 

[heatboss]

It's been very dull these past few weeks, other than the killstream interview, the Hansen stuff, and Greg's tweetstorm every so often. There hasn't been much to discuss here.

I want to pose a question to you guys.

What's gonna happen next?

Edit: New speaks video: Onison's Test Results

Greg is fine guys! he's put it his past behind him and is ready to get on with his life! yay!

Greg is not fine, the tone of his voice is so fucking irritating my ears are screaming at me to stop exposing them to his voice. He's pretending to be innocent to lie to himself and to vulnerable minors

Someone please make him lose his shit again, please

 

[multiverse]

It's been very dull these past few weeks, other than the killstream interview, the Hansen stuff, and Greg's tweetstorm every so often. There hasn't been much to discuss here.

I want to pose a question to you guys.

What's gonna happen next?

His views keep dropping. Their finances dwindle. The local authorities are watching that house like a hawk; if Greg does anything remotely illegal they will charge him. The County will levy large fines because he hasn't put up the fence, the DO NOT TOUCH SPED sign, or put in any of the plants they ordered him to. The HOA will likely fine them for having trashed their yard, which will lead to the Onions losing the property if they don't pay AND correct. If he can't afford to keep up his repayment plan with the IRS they will be all up his ass.

And Greg will whine the whole time about how everyone else is wrong but him.

 

[Chad Nasty]

Attempted to go about some digging, and I'll be honest I am not well-versed in tax lingo but I tried to grab what I thought might be insightful from Pierce County's Property Tax website, all public record. I found a category regarding sales, but not 100% sure that's what we're looking for. Either way, the property tax is a bit up there... or I'm cheap, a strong possibility.View attachment 1226655
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And yet here you are...

Where I live it is based off taxable market value. But, little over 4k in property taxes is pretty high.

 

[CashMoney!]

• More 911 calls as the year progresses for welfare checks, abuse and/or "accidents"
• Increasingly bizarre/concerning freak out videos for negative attention and money
• Expresses narc rage with fucked up porn about himself and women he has a personal problem with
• At least one badly written book
• House becomes a hoarder mess more than it already is, more illegal burnoffs
• Greg puts up more cameras around his house out of paranoia that Chris Hansen will drop by for lols, make him shit his pants, and call the police again
• Tweet storms and long diatribes about people and situations as he can't handle anything that isn't his heavily fabricated version which absolves him of any wrongdoing
• Gregory "Fiscally Responsible" Jackson gets his asshole dragged across the coals for not complying with wetlands restoration
• Buys a bed for the garage so he doesn't have to leave and encounter his cardboard, placeholder huswife and neglected children upstairs
• Lainey remains invisible and useless on all fronts except to clean, babysit, cook and float around in a dissociative haze
• Triple murder-suicide

Who wants to pick the order?

 

[Whale Lake 2]

Spoiler: Love Doll Patreon videos

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I apologize for the multiple videos in advance guys

Oh, god... these videos feel like they were something found by police officers in the basement of a serial killer that diddled kids before dismembering them and burying them in his backyard.

Just awful.

 

[multiverse]

Oh, god... these videos feel like they were something found by police officers in the basement of a serial killer that diddled kids before dismembering them and burying them in his backyard.

Just awful.

It's his new aesthetic. He thinks if he projects power, nothing can hurt him. The feds and the local government and his accusers will all fade away, because he is Big Scary Man.

He's just a theee inched duck incel quasi boomer, shaking his fist at clouds.

 

[Teasdale_Oreo]

Onion likes gaslighting and taking advantage of the internet's short memory, that's always been the case since 2012.

What Greg truly wants is a a paradox; he wants to be left alone so he can pray on young women comfortably, but he can't stand to be ignored and hates being called a cult leader.

Not to say the paradox couldn't work. Maybe he should've taken his Dad's offer and studied film in California; he could've been a creepy Hollywood exec.

Then he would be Weinstein, maybe not since he isn't that talented.

Is anyone else wondering if Greg's son, Troy is watching his parents' content. They seem pretty much apathetic to what he watches and plays. Could that be a reason why Greg describes him as hard to control?

 

[DJ Grelle]

Could that be a reason why Greg describes him as hard to control?

Imagine feeling emasculated by your toddler son.

 

[heatboss]

Greg posted a another blog

Spoiler: Old man yelling at clouds blog post

As a person in the public eye, I've found a lot of times people will come to me and say they are my soulmate... which is a lovely, cool thing... until you look deeper.

DISCLAIMER: I'm not proof reading this, there may be typos... but it's 2am and I just want to go to sleep, so I'm letting this all out... for the sake of the ZZZZZZ's

Alright... so, to the person this is partially about (a woman who is 25 years old, recently almost actually got me to believe she was potentially actually real... then... "oh yeah I smoke weed but just for anxiety" --- no you don't --- otherwise you'd use the actual medicine without the THC - what? You think I haven't heard that bullshit excuse before?), I want you to know this isn't about lashing out to hurt anyone... I don't want to hurt anyone... but normally when I do a "express how I feel" segment, it winds up hurting feelings, and I hate that. Fact is, my feelings are hurt, my heart hurts and this sucks. And yet... how do I get the message across without being as blunt and honest as possible? I gotta speak the truth, and if it hurts, well... I don't know what to say... I wish you well, I want you to be happy, just with someone like you... and I am not like you.

I would just write this privately, but I know people out there go through this, and I also want people to understand, before they ever write me claiming to be my soulmate... this just isn't it.

First off...

1. If you are my soulmate, you do not smoke weed. I know, this makes a lot of people upset with me. They say things like "Bro, it's a harmless drug bro" "Dude, alcohol is way worse dude" so... let me give you a back story.

Every. Person. I. Have. Ever. Dated. Who. Smokes. Weed. Is. A. Piece. Of. Shit.

Every. Single. One.

Let me go through a few examples...

The person I lost my virginity to when I was 14? Wound up cheating on me. She also said "I'll quit pot for you" "Pot is no big deal" "Quitting is easy" --- then guess what? She just wound up smoking behind my back, completely lying to me.

You know who also did that? A chick who said she was my soulmate, one who talked about us having past lives together... who did all the horoscope crap and convinced me there was something supernatural, even divine about our relationship.

Same chick? Caught her chatting to her friends about how much she missed smoking weed, how it was so incredible and when she went back to Canada how much drugs she would do... this is a chick I didn't even know was into drugs. Just lying the whole time.

Another chick who smoked weed, same deal. "We're soulmates" "Look at our horoscope" "Oh I won't do weed, it's easy to quit, you're more important" then - boom, right on to smoking weed. Only recently? Heard they were doing Acid too... whatever that is.

Another girl, openly says she does cocaine, tried to ruin my life, says she smokes weed to help her sleep. Says she is getting a medical marijuana card because of her "medical problems" which guess what guys, you don't have medical problems, otherwise you'd use the derivative produces of marijuana, you know, without the high????

In fact, CBD oil, heard nothing but good things about it... funny how people who smoke weed talk about all the GREAT BENEFITS of smoking it, completely omitting the fact (1) You don't have to smoke it to get the benefits (2) You don't have to get blood shot eyes (3) Your breath doesn't have to smell/taste like garbage (4) You don't have to hurt your ability to remember things as efficiently as you did before (5) You don't have to be addicted while constantly claiming you can "quit any time"

Guess what, YOU ALL say that, YOU ALL say you can quit any time, and you know what? YOU DON'T.

Now let's move on... aside from the fact most everyone I've met who does marijuana has also lied to me, cheated on me, comitted crimes &/or straight up faked their entire personality just to get in my good graces...

2. If you are my soulmate, at this point, you're pretty much dead inside. You see how COINCEDENTALLY most everyone who calls me their soulmate is 19-33 years old. They're coincedentally female and oh yeah, at the HEIGHT of the age they are programmed to reproduce at... what? SCIENCE???? WEIRD!!!!

You are not my soulmate, your biological clock is ticking and you're trying to throw the soulmate thing around because that helps maintain a long term relationship with a partner, when you unwittingly manipulate someone into believing they are meant to be with you... FOREVER. WOAH.

Sounds a lot like religion right? "Ya gotta be there for life! Because who else will raise the kids if you don't think your eternal soul is bound to me forever!!!" (I mean there is the whole... natural inclination to protect your offspring, but that doesn't work for everyone, some people need religion too, yeet)

Let's move on to 3!

3. To my soulmate, I'm married... woah! And guess what, every woman, yes, it's always a woman, not a 40 year old man, not a cat, or talking horse, ALWAYS a woman, again, of the age people typically breed at... coincedence totally... soulmates just happen to exist primarily around the prime time to forward our species..........

Anyway, I'm married... and while I'm not exactly polyamorous due to the unbearable jealousy issues that come with two female components being in the same room with each other, almost seemingly competing for the male components favor (yuck, love each other dude, not just the guy) --- but while I'm not totally monogomouse either - if you come at me with that "Hey, I love you, you're my soulmate, and your partner is cool too" vibe, it just doesn't work.

Here is a reality. I work... all... the... time. So you come in my life, the only person you're going to see most the time, is my partner, not me. So why even talk to me? I'm a workaholic and I really only want my partner to be happy... like, the idea of you loving me is great, fantastic, but at the same time, I built a castle, it's my life... and every woman before you has come along, thinking they can just steal me away... no bitch, no.

Every. Single. Time it seems. Let's do a little SOULMATE... THING!

Step 1. "Soulmate" introduces themselves to me or my partner.
Step 2. "Soulmate" shows unbearable affection when they think they are in a position to date us.
Step 3. "Soulmate" becomes an item with us... woah! Cool! Congrats!
Step 4. Partner gets uncomfortable with "soulmate" because "soulmate" is getting TOO intense with other partner (me).
Step 5. "Soulmate" ….. "Hey male component, want to leave your partner for me? Tee hee hee!!!"

Out bitch. Out.

Out. Now. Never talk to me again.

And guess what? Then "soulmate" winds up going on an all out rampage trying to ruin my life... all while smoking pot? No, rarely just pot... they just spin the wheel of illegal substances and woo hoo! Rejected soulmate galaxy adventure!

Hoooooooo…. here comes another big one...

4. To my soulmate, if you have BPD, we are not compatible. If you have bi polar whatever, we are not compatible. Wanna know why? Because when I dump "soulmates" like you, I fear for my life, almost every time. And wouldn't you know it, almost every single person who smokes pot before they're 20 years old, seems to wind up having some kind of serious aggressive mental disorder (based on most everyone I've dated) --- so scientists, might wanna check that out - because I have YET to meet a person with BPD who has never smoked pot. WEIRD.

Bottom line, the only two people I've had to lock the door at night, to avoid, because I thought they would kill me after I dumped them... that's right, both pot heads, with BPD. Scary.

Aaaaaanyway…

So what I'm saying I guess is... I'm tired of people telling me they are my soulmate... because guess what... today you say you're my soulmate... tomorrow? The next day? Shit... next week... you might just be telling me, or even the whole world, what a horrible person you magically think I am now...

And that kinda says it all... because I didn't start the soulmate conversation... you did. You all did. You all looked at our horoscope charts, talking about how the configuration of the stars blah blah blah somehow made us perfect for making babies... well... I'm sick of it. I'm tired of the games, the lies and of course, your drug addictions.

You know what you all are? Stoners. You're so doped up that you can't see straight and somehow, I'm a magnet for you people.

So really? I think this is just the thing I'm going to send people who try to say they're my soulmate from now on...

I used to believe in soulmates you know? I used to... I used to think there was a perfect person out there for me... I thought it was the person I lost my virginity to when I was 14... then she cheated on me... then she proved like everyone else, that a stupid plant was more important than our entire relationship - just like every other dumb weed-smoker proved the exact same thing when they all promised they would stop, they all promised it meant nothing to them, and they all went on smoking it, lying to my face.

I just can't do it anymore.

I don't trust people. I don't believe anything you say because I've heard it all.

So no... you are not my soulmates.

We are destined to die forgotten, we all are. This belief that there are future or past lives is an invention of your own delusion to avoid facing the painful reality that we are all mere echos of history, echos that just like our own existence become still, silent, and eventually gone like they never even were.

You are not special. You are generic just like me. We are copies, of copies of copies.

And reality check, if you don't believe me, just look at your own damn horiscopes. Why the hell do you think we are lumped into Scorpios, Cancers, Libras etc... why do you think that is? Because we are a dime a dozen. Our personality traits are incredibly common, and it seems like, if your compatable with me because I am a Scorpio, than you're pretty much compatable with every other Scorpio on Earth, which is only... I donno… HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE...

…"SOULMATE"

And yeah, I know this sucks. I know it's not fun killing the fantasy. I know it feels wonderful to be in love and play along with the idiocy of the concept of "twin flames" and all that lovely pretty shit... but you know what? That stupid shit gives me hopes... it makes me say to myself "Wow, really? Gosh this is so exciting! Maybe it's real! Maybe there is more meaning to the universe and... oh, well, pretty sure that's... yep, that's the chick who just tried to convince me I'm her soulmate fucking some other dude... didn't even get to finish my statement... she's already... yep... ok, oh she's pregnant with his baby now? Didn't even bother to tell me we weren't dating anymore? Oh... cool... yeah, soulmates... ha... suuuuper."

Just remember, to all the people offended by this destruction of idealism and fantasy.

YOU. MADE. ME.And... where I once had hopes and dreams... I now have no hopes and dead dreams... so... thanks.

 

[peekacho]

Greg posted a another blog

Spoiler: Old man yelling at clouds blog post

As a person in the public eye, I've found a lot of times people will come to me and say they are my soulmate... which is a lovely, cool thing... until you look deeper.

DISCLAIMER: I'm not proof reading this, there may be typos... but it's 2am and I just want to go to sleep, so I'm letting this all out... for the sake of the ZZZZZZ's

Alright... so, to the person this is partially about (a woman who is 25 years old, recently almost actually got me to believe she was potentially actually real... then... "oh yeah I smoke weed but just for anxiety" --- no you don't --- otherwise you'd use the actual medicine without the THC - what? You think I haven't heard that bullshit excuse before?), I want you to know this isn't about lashing out to hurt anyone... I don't want to hurt anyone... but normally when I do a "express how I feel" segment, it winds up hurting feelings, and I hate that. Fact is, my feelings are hurt, my heart hurts and this sucks. And yet... how do I get the message across without being as blunt and honest as possible? I gotta speak the truth, and if it hurts, well... I don't know what to say... I wish you well, I want you to be happy, just with someone like you... and I am not like you.

I would just write this privately, but I know people out there go through this, and I also want people to understand, before they ever write me claiming to be my soulmate... this just isn't it.

First off...

1. If you are my soulmate, you do not smoke weed. I know, this makes a lot of people upset with me. They say things like "Bro, it's a harmless drug bro" "Dude, alcohol is way worse dude" so... let me give you a back story.

Every. Person. I. Have. Ever. Dated. Who. Smokes. Weed. Is. A. Piece. Of. Shit.

Every. Single. One.

Let me go through a few examples...

The person I lost my virginity to when I was 14? Wound up cheating on me. She also said "I'll quit pot for you" "Pot is no big deal" "Quitting is easy" --- then guess what? She just wound up smoking behind my back, completely lying to me.

You know who also did that? A chick who said she was my soulmate, one who talked about us having past lives together... who did all the horoscope crap and convinced me there was something supernatural, even divine about our relationship.

Same chick? Caught her chatting to her friends about how much she missed smoking weed, how it was so incredible and when she went back to Canada how much drugs she would do... this is a chick I didn't even know was into drugs. Just lying the whole time.

Another chick who smoked weed, same deal. "We're soulmates" "Look at our horoscope" "Oh I won't do weed, it's easy to quit, you're more important" then - boom, right on to smoking weed. Only recently? Heard they were doing Acid too... whatever that is.

Another girl, openly says she does cocaine, tried to ruin my life, says she smokes weed to help her sleep. Says she is getting a medical marijuana card because of her "medical problems" which guess what guys, you don't have medical problems, otherwise you'd use the derivative produces of marijuana, you know, without the high????

In fact, CBD oil, heard nothing but good things about it... funny how people who smoke weed talk about all the GREAT BENEFITS of smoking it, completely omitting the fact (1) You don't have to smoke it to get the benefits (2) You don't have to get blood shot eyes (3) Your breath doesn't have to smell/taste like garbage (4) You don't have to hurt your ability to remember things as efficiently as you did before (5) You don't have to be addicted while constantly claiming you can "quit any time"

Guess what, YOU ALL say that, YOU ALL say you can quit any time, and you know what? YOU DON'T.

Now let's move on... aside from the fact most everyone I've met who does marijuana has also lied to me, cheated on me, comitted crimes &/or straight up faked their entire personality just to get in my good graces...

2. If you are my soulmate, at this point, you're pretty much dead inside. You see how COINCEDENTALLY most everyone who calls me their soulmate is 19-33 years old. They're coincedentally female and oh yeah, at the HEIGHT of the age they are programmed to reproduce at... what? SCIENCE???? WEIRD!!!!

You are not my soulmate, your biological clock is ticking and you're trying to throw the soulmate thing around because that helps maintain a long term relationship with a partner, when you unwittingly manipulate someone into believing they are meant to be with you... FOREVER. WOAH.

Sounds a lot like religion right? "Ya gotta be there for life! Because who else will raise the kids if you don't think your eternal soul is bound to me forever!!!" (I mean there is the whole... natural inclination to protect your offspring, but that doesn't work for everyone, some people need religion too, yeet)

Let's move on to 3!

3. To my soulmate, I'm married... woah! And guess what, every woman, yes, it's always a woman, not a 40 year old man, not a cat, or talking horse, ALWAYS a woman, again, of the age people typically breed at... coincedence totally... soulmates just happen to exist primarily around the prime time to forward our species..........

Anyway, I'm married... and while I'm not exactly polyamorous due to the unbearable jealousy issues that come with two female components being in the same room with each other, almost seemingly competing for the male components favor (yuck, love each other dude, not just the guy) --- but while I'm not totally monogomouse either - if you come at me with that "Hey, I love you, you're my soulmate, and your partner is cool too" vibe, it just doesn't work.

Here is a reality. I work... all... the... time. So you come in my life, the only person you're going to see most the time, is my partner, not me. So why even talk to me? I'm a workaholic and I really only want my partner to be happy... like, the idea of you loving me is great, fantastic, but at the same time, I built a castle, it's my life... and every woman before you has come along, thinking they can just steal me away... no bitch, no.

Every. Single. Time it seems. Let's do a little SOULMATE... THING!

Step 1. "Soulmate" introduces themselves to me or my partner.
Step 2. "Soulmate" shows unbearable affection when they think they are in a position to date us.
Step 3. "Soulmate" becomes an item with us... woah! Cool! Congrats!
Step 4. Partner gets uncomfortable with "soulmate" because "soulmate" is getting TOO intense with other partner (me).
Step 5. "Soulmate" ….. "Hey male component, want to leave your partner for me? Tee hee hee!!!"

Out bitch. Out.

Out. Now. Never talk to me again.

And guess what? Then "soulmate" winds up going on an all out rampage trying to ruin my life... all while smoking pot? No, rarely just pot... they just spin the wheel of illegal substances and woo hoo! Rejected soulmate galaxy adventure!

Hoooooooo…. here comes another big one...

4. To my soulmate, if you have BPD, we are not compatible. If you have bi polar whatever, we are not compatible. Wanna know why? Because when I dump "soulmates" like you, I fear for my life, almost every time. And wouldn't you know it, almost every single person who smokes pot before they're 20 years old, seems to wind up having some kind of serious aggressive mental disorder (based on most everyone I've dated) --- so scientists, might wanna check that out - because I have YET to meet a person with BPD who has never smoked pot. WEIRD.

Bottom line, the only two people I've had to lock the door at night, to avoid, because I thought they would kill me after I dumped them... that's right, both pot heads, with BPD. Scary.

Aaaaaanyway…

So what I'm saying I guess is... I'm tired of people telling me they are my soulmate... because guess what... today you say you're my soulmate... tomorrow? The next day? Shit... next week... you might just be telling me, or even the whole world, what a horrible person you magically think I am now...

And that kinda says it all... because I didn't start the soulmate conversation... you did. You all did. You all looked at our horoscope charts, talking about how the configuration of the stars blah blah blah somehow made us perfect for making babies... well... I'm sick of it. I'm tired of the games, the lies and of course, your drug addictions.

You know what you all are? Stoners. You're so doped up that you can't see straight and somehow, I'm a magnet for you people.

So really? I think this is just the thing I'm going to send people who try to say they're my soulmate from now on...

I used to believe in soulmates you know? I used to... I used to think there was a perfect person out there for me... I thought it was the person I lost my virginity to when I was 14... then she cheated on me... then she proved like everyone else, that a stupid plant was more important than our entire relationship - just like every other dumb weed-smoker proved the exact same thing when they all promised they would stop, they all promised it meant nothing to them, and they all went on smoking it, lying to my face.

I just can't do it anymore.

I don't trust people. I don't believe anything you say because I've heard it all.

So no... you are not my soulmates.

We are destined to die forgotten, we all are. This belief that there are future or past lives is an invention of your own delusion to avoid facing the painful reality that we are all mere echos of history, echos that just like our own existence become still, silent, and eventually gone like they never even were.

You are not special. You are generic just like me. We are copies, of copies of copies.

And reality check, if you don't believe me, just look at your own damn horiscopes. Why the hell do you think we are lumped into Scorpios, Cancers, Libras etc... why do you think that is? Because we are a dime a dozen. Our personality traits are incredibly common, and it seems like, if your compatable with me because I am a Scorpio, than you're pretty much compatable with every other Scorpio on Earth, which is only... I donno… HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE...

…"SOULMATE"

And yeah, I know this sucks. I know it's not fun killing the fantasy. I know it feels wonderful to be in love and play along with the idiocy of the concept of "twin flames" and all that lovely pretty shit... but you know what? That stupid shit gives me hopes... it makes me say to myself "Wow, really? Gosh this is so exciting! Maybe it's real! Maybe there is more meaning to the universe and... oh, well, pretty sure that's... yep, that's the chick who just tried to convince me I'm her soulmate fucking some other dude... didn't even get to finish my statement... she's already... yep... ok, oh she's pregnant with his baby now? Didn't even bother to tell me we weren't dating anymore? Oh... cool... yeah, soulmates... ha... suuuuper."

Just remember, to all the people offended by this destruction of idealism and fantasy.

YOU. MADE. ME.And... where I once had hopes and dreams... I now have no hopes and dead dreams... so... thanks.

WEED IS BAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Unheard Bird]

That "love doll" looks like a child...

 

[shootme plz]

As a person in the public eye, I've found a lot of times people will come to me and say they are my soulmate... which is a lovely, cool thing... until you look deeper.

Alright... so, to the person this is partially about (a woman who is 25 years old, recently almost actually got me to believe she was potentially actually real... then... "oh yeah I smoke weed but just for anxiety" --- no you don't --- otherwise you'd use the actual medicine without the THC - what?

Anyway, I'm married... and while I'm not exactly polyamorous due to the unbearable jealousy issues that come with two female components being in the same room with each other, almost seemingly competing for the male components favor (yuck, love each other dude, not just the guy)

Confirmation that Greg is/was looking for new pussy and he's getting frustrated that Lainey isn't giving him the okay to bring another girl into the house. These girls crushed his heart and dreams to fuck another girl while being a married man.

 

[Lurker]

Greg posted a another blog

Spoiler: Old man yelling at clouds blog post

As a person in the public eye, I've found a lot of times people will come to me and say they are my soulmate... which is a lovely, cool thing... until you look deeper.

DISCLAIMER: I'm not proof reading this, there may be typos... but it's 2am and I just want to go to sleep, so I'm letting this all out... for the sake of the ZZZZZZ's

Alright... so, to the person this is partially about (a woman who is 25 years old, recently almost actually got me to believe she was potentially actually real... then... "oh yeah I smoke weed but just for anxiety" --- no you don't --- otherwise you'd use the actual medicine without the THC - what? You think I haven't heard that bullshit excuse before?), I want you to know this isn't about lashing out to hurt anyone... I don't want to hurt anyone... but normally when I do a "express how I feel" segment, it winds up hurting feelings, and I hate that. Fact is, my feelings are hurt, my heart hurts and this sucks. And yet... how do I get the message across without being as blunt and honest as possible? I gotta speak the truth, and if it hurts, well... I don't know what to say... I wish you well, I want you to be happy, just with someone like you... and I am not like you.

I would just write this privately, but I know people out there go through this, and I also want people to understand, before they ever write me claiming to be my soulmate... this just isn't it.

First off...

1. If you are my soulmate, you do not smoke weed. I know, this makes a lot of people upset with me. They say things like "Bro, it's a harmless drug bro" "Dude, alcohol is way worse dude" so... let me give you a back story.

Every. Person. I. Have. Ever. Dated. Who. Smokes. Weed. Is. A. Piece. Of. Shit.

Every. Single. One.

Let me go through a few examples...

The person I lost my virginity to when I was 14? Wound up cheating on me. She also said "I'll quit pot for you" "Pot is no big deal" "Quitting is easy" --- then guess what? She just wound up smoking behind my back, completely lying to me.

You know who also did that? A chick who said she was my soulmate, one who talked about us having past lives together... who did all the horoscope crap and convinced me there was something supernatural, even divine about our relationship.

Same chick? Caught her chatting to her friends about how much she missed smoking weed, how it was so incredible and when she went back to Canada how much drugs she would do... this is a chick I didn't even know was into drugs. Just lying the whole time.

Another chick who smoked weed, same deal. "We're soulmates" "Look at our horoscope" "Oh I won't do weed, it's easy to quit, you're more important" then - boom, right on to smoking weed. Only recently? Heard they were doing Acid too... whatever that is.

Another girl, openly says she does cocaine, tried to ruin my life, says she smokes weed to help her sleep. Says she is getting a medical marijuana card because of her "medical problems" which guess what guys, you don't have medical problems, otherwise you'd use the derivative produces of marijuana, you know, without the high????

In fact, CBD oil, heard nothing but good things about it... funny how people who smoke weed talk about all the GREAT BENEFITS of smoking it, completely omitting the fact (1) You don't have to smoke it to get the benefits (2) You don't have to get blood shot eyes (3) Your breath doesn't have to smell/taste like garbage (4) You don't have to hurt your ability to remember things as efficiently as you did before (5) You don't have to be addicted while constantly claiming you can "quit any time"

Guess what, YOU ALL say that, YOU ALL say you can quit any time, and you know what? YOU DON'T.

Now let's move on... aside from the fact most everyone I've met who does marijuana has also lied to me, cheated on me, comitted crimes &/or straight up faked their entire personality just to get in my good graces...

2. If you are my soulmate, at this point, you're pretty much dead inside. You see how COINCEDENTALLY most everyone who calls me their soulmate is 19-33 years old. They're coincedentally female and oh yeah, at the HEIGHT of the age they are programmed to reproduce at... what? SCIENCE???? WEIRD!!!!

You are not my soulmate, your biological clock is ticking and you're trying to throw the soulmate thing around because that helps maintain a long term relationship with a partner, when you unwittingly manipulate someone into believing they are meant to be with you... FOREVER. WOAH.

Sounds a lot like religion right? "Ya gotta be there for life! Because who else will raise the kids if you don't think your eternal soul is bound to me forever!!!" (I mean there is the whole... natural inclination to protect your offspring, but that doesn't work for everyone, some people need religion too, yeet)

Let's move on to 3!

3. To my soulmate, I'm married... woah! And guess what, every woman, yes, it's always a woman, not a 40 year old man, not a cat, or talking horse, ALWAYS a woman, again, of the age people typically breed at... coincedence totally... soulmates just happen to exist primarily around the prime time to forward our species..........

Anyway, I'm married... and while I'm not exactly polyamorous due to the unbearable jealousy issues that come with two female components being in the same room with each other, almost seemingly competing for the male components favor (yuck, love each other dude, not just the guy) --- but while I'm not totally monogomouse either - if you come at me with that "Hey, I love you, you're my soulmate, and your partner is cool too" vibe, it just doesn't work.

Here is a reality. I work... all... the... time. So you come in my life, the only person you're going to see most the time, is my partner, not me. So why even talk to me? I'm a workaholic and I really only want my partner to be happy... like, the idea of you loving me is great, fantastic, but at the same time, I built a castle, it's my life... and every woman before you has come along, thinking they can just steal me away... no bitch, no.

Every. Single. Time it seems. Let's do a little SOULMATE... THING!

Step 1. "Soulmate" introduces themselves to me or my partner.
Step 2. "Soulmate" shows unbearable affection when they think they are in a position to date us.
Step 3. "Soulmate" becomes an item with us... woah! Cool! Congrats!
Step 4. Partner gets uncomfortable with "soulmate" because "soulmate" is getting TOO intense with other partner (me).
Step 5. "Soulmate" ….. "Hey male component, want to leave your partner for me? Tee hee hee!!!"

Out bitch. Out.

Out. Now. Never talk to me again.

And guess what? Then "soulmate" winds up going on an all out rampage trying to ruin my life... all while smoking pot? No, rarely just pot... they just spin the wheel of illegal substances and woo hoo! Rejected soulmate galaxy adventure!

Hoooooooo…. here comes another big one...

4. To my soulmate, if you have BPD, we are not compatible. If you have bi polar whatever, we are not compatible. Wanna know why? Because when I dump "soulmates" like you, I fear for my life, almost every time. And wouldn't you know it, almost every single person who smokes pot before they're 20 years old, seems to wind up having some kind of serious aggressive mental disorder (based on most everyone I've dated) --- so scientists, might wanna check that out - because I have YET to meet a person with BPD who has never smoked pot. WEIRD.

Bottom line, the only two people I've had to lock the door at night, to avoid, because I thought they would kill me after I dumped them... that's right, both pot heads, with BPD. Scary.

Aaaaaanyway…

So what I'm saying I guess is... I'm tired of people telling me they are my soulmate... because guess what... today you say you're my soulmate... tomorrow? The next day? Shit... next week... you might just be telling me, or even the whole world, what a horrible person you magically think I am now...

And that kinda says it all... because I didn't start the soulmate conversation... you did. You all did. You all looked at our horoscope charts, talking about how the configuration of the stars blah blah blah somehow made us perfect for making babies... well... I'm sick of it. I'm tired of the games, the lies and of course, your drug addictions.

You know what you all are? Stoners. You're so doped up that you can't see straight and somehow, I'm a magnet for you people.

So really? I think this is just the thing I'm going to send people who try to say they're my soulmate from now on...

I used to believe in soulmates you know? I used to... I used to think there was a perfect person out there for me... I thought it was the person I lost my virginity to when I was 14... then she cheated on me... then she proved like everyone else, that a stupid plant was more important than our entire relationship - just like every other dumb weed-smoker proved the exact same thing when they all promised they would stop, they all promised it meant nothing to them, and they all went on smoking it, lying to my face.

I just can't do it anymore.

I don't trust people. I don't believe anything you say because I've heard it all.

So no... you are not my soulmates.

We are destined to die forgotten, we all are. This belief that there are future or past lives is an invention of your own delusion to avoid facing the painful reality that we are all mere echos of history, echos that just like our own existence become still, silent, and eventually gone like they never even were.

You are not special. You are generic just like me. We are copies, of copies of copies.

And reality check, if you don't believe me, just look at your own damn horiscopes. Why the hell do you think we are lumped into Scorpios, Cancers, Libras etc... why do you think that is? Because we are a dime a dozen. Our personality traits are incredibly common, and it seems like, if your compatable with me because I am a Scorpio, than you're pretty much compatable with every other Scorpio on Earth, which is only... I donno… HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE...

…"SOULMATE"

And yeah, I know this sucks. I know it's not fun killing the fantasy. I know it feels wonderful to be in love and play along with the idiocy of the concept of "twin flames" and all that lovely pretty shit... but you know what? That stupid shit gives me hopes... it makes me say to myself "Wow, really? Gosh this is so exciting! Maybe it's real! Maybe there is more meaning to the universe and... oh, well, pretty sure that's... yep, that's the chick who just tried to convince me I'm her soulmate fucking some other dude... didn't even get to finish my statement... she's already... yep... ok, oh she's pregnant with his baby now? Didn't even bother to tell me we weren't dating anymore? Oh... cool... yeah, soulmates... ha... suuuuper."

Just remember, to all the people offended by this destruction of idealism and fantasy.

YOU. MADE. ME.And... where I once had hopes and dreams... I now have no hopes and dead dreams... so... thanks.

wew lad

one, gregory, ONE girl called you her soulmate - your footfaced manwife.

you'd have to have a soul in order to have soulmates, greg

 

[multiverse]

not totally monogomouse either

Gerg doesn't fully beleive in the monogo-mouse.

if your compatable

If their compatible what, Greg? Looking for a noun here.

I work... all... the... time.

I... am... brain... damaged... takes... lots... of... time... to... find... words...


Anyways, that whole screed is his idea of brilliant reverse psychology, to try to find a new girl who will work 5x harder than Lainey to be his suk mi doormat.