Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

The slow pan in on Hila looking uncomfortable as Ethan rants about people trolling Ian being unfuckable incels is comedic gold.

It got more laughs out of me than anything Ethan's done in years.

I mean honestly, compared to Ethan Hila just comes across as very dull. But not necessary in a bad way. More like someone who can't be bothered to take part in all this dumb drama. Maybe I'm optimistic but Hila definitely comes off as the much more pleasant one to everyone else. I wonder if they will divorce eventually.
Also @Silver Chariot 100%

 

[Jack Awful]

I mean honestly, compared to Ethan Hila just comes across as very dull. But not necessary in a bad way. More like someone who can't be bothered to take part in all this dumb drama. Maybe I'm optimistic but Hila definitely comes off as the much more pleasant one to everyone else. I wonder if they will divorce eventually.
Also @Silver Chariot 100%

She often behaves the same way a normal person thrust into her situation would, constantly annoyed at Ethan's shit.

 

[Pizdec]

Hila is a trained killer. She's mowed down hundreds of Palestinians during her time in the IFD. No way Ethan's fatass could take her out.

https://youtu.be/ytOl5hbTrCY

I listened to the podcast episode with her being the guest, she straight up admitted she was essentially a secretary for the IDF. The most she ever dealt with was asking to go along to help deal with a "bad neighborhood", unarmed, and told to sit in the car, too. One can be trained in all the fighting styles in the world, but it means fuck all if you're just an introverted twig who, by the end of the day, could care less about the bullshit going on around you when you've got a clothing line to support, ideas to shit out, and a baby to feed.

 

[Jack Awful]

https://youtu.be/ytOl5hbTrCY

I listened to the podcast episode with her being the guest, she straight up admitted she was essentially a secretary for the IDF. The most she ever dealt with was asking to go along to help deal with a "bad neighborhood", unarmed, and told to sit in the car, too. One can be trained in all the fighting styles in the world, but it means fuck all if you're just an introverted twig who, by the end of the day, could care less about the bullshit going on around you when you've got a clothing line to support, ideas to shit out, and a baby to feed.

Yeah, there was an Israeli animator I'm a fan of, and his IDF service was more or less a desk job.

 

[RandallBoggs]

Reminder that every IDF soldier is trained in hand to hand combat and rifle handling, no matter the role. Just because you see a picture of someone in uniform and holding a gun doesn't mean they're trained assassins blowing arab heads on the daily. The majority of IDF service is just boring desk jobs.

 

[Jewish Porn Hoe]

Very cool shirt Ethan is wearing in the vid, combined with the retarded facial expressions he looks like an adult special needs case. You'd think with the shekels from Youtube and his Jewish financial magic he'd have enough left over for clothes that don't look like they're stolen from the Salvation Army.

 

[2021Murder]

Thats really the dirty secret of conscription, as much as people hype up the whole "service guarantees citizenship" meme. Most people in these jobs end up doing fuck all. When you need to find jobs for 1% of the population of the whole country and have to find one regardless of how fucking stupid and lazy they are, you end up with lots of people doing glorified entry level jobs. Hila was a secretary, gal gadot was a fitness instructor, bar was either a waitress or worked in the commissary.

Honestly if FDR stayed alive for 3 more years? The US would have ended up with a full conscription instead of draft and working retail probably would have been considered a military role.

 

[Burning Fanatic]

https://twitter.com/EmperorLemon/status/1249805859867234308 / https://archive.fo/wip/HtrmA

 

[Rice Is Ready]

https://youtu.be/ytOl5hbTrCY

I listened to the podcast episode with her being the guest, she straight up admitted she was essentially a secretary for the IDF. The most she ever dealt with was asking to go along to help deal with a "bad neighborhood", unarmed, and told to sit in the car, too. One can be trained in all the fighting styles in the world, but it means fuck all if you're just an introverted twig who, by the end of the day, could care less about the bullshit going on around you when you've got a clothing line to support, ideas to shit out, and a baby to feed.

Reminder that every IDF soldier is trained in hand to hand combat and rifle handling, no matter the role. Just because you see a picture of someone in uniform and holding a gun doesn't mean they're trained assassins blowing arab heads on the daily. The majority of IDF service is just boring desk jobs.

Yes because my comment about her mowing down hundreds of Palestinian children was 100% serious and not a joke.

 

[PrincessHomura]

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https://twitter.com/EmperorLemon/status/1249805859867234308 / https://archive.fo/wip/HtrmA

"lmao look at this guy being consistent with his opinions about a shitty moron what a retard"

I thought EMpLemon was trying to cover for Ian being a simp, but now he's basically showing that Leafy had the correct read on Ethan all along (at least according to popular opinion).

 

[Table Country]

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https://twitter.com/EmperorLemon/status/1249805859867234308 / https://archive.fo/wip/HtrmA

Big-brained move going in on Mutahar. Mutahar who actually has clout, whose video on Ethan has nothing to do with the Idubbbz shit. Addressing it in a tweet instead of making a video about it too, really shows how dickless Emplemon is.
Whoever it was who brought up the Dick Masterson clip about the E-celeb Bro Code deserves a gold medal.

 

[Pizdec]

Yes because my comment about her mowing down hundreds of Palestinian children was 100% serious and not a joke.

I mean if you were to pull up her IDF records and it states she's killed anything, I'd still have doubts she actually did.

 

[Burning Fanatic]

"lmao look at this guy being consistent with his opinions about a shitty moron what an exceptional individual"

I thought EMpLemon was trying to cover for Ian being a simp, but now he's basically showing that Leafy had the correct read on Ethan all along (at least according to popular opinion).

Big-brained move going in on Mutahar. Mutahar who actually has clout, whose video on Ethan has nothing to do with the Idubbbz shit. Addressing it in a tweet instead of making a video about it too, really shows how dickless Emplemon is.
Whoever it was who brought up the Dick Masterson clip about the E-celeb Bro Code deserves a gold medal.

I don't know what either of you are talking about. EMP has repeatedly expressed his issues with Ethan, and has even had Gokanaru on the old SOTY podcast to discuss the video criticizing H3H3. As far as I can tell, the tweet showcases how public opinion has gone from being very supportive of Ethan to now being far, far less. That's why the 4 videos criticizing Ethan over the years have dwindled in terms of dislikes.

 

[Dang Woodchucks!]

>Passive aggressive methaphor about tides
>Dislike bars get progressively smaller
>People are noticing Ethan is a no-neck chump

I dunno what this ass-kisser is going on about, all I see is the dog inside the fire saying "this is fine."

 

[PrincessHomura]

I don't know what either of you are talking about. EMP has repeatedly expressed his issues with Ethan, and has even had Gokanaru on the old SOTY podcast to discuss the video criticizing H3H3. As far as I can tell, the tweet showcases how public opinion has gone from being very supportive of Ethan to now being far, far less. That's why the 4 videos criticizing Ethan over the years have dwindled in terms of dislikes.

I don't want to dig through the whole Anisa Jomha thread but he was whiteknighting Ian over the whole simp thing and implying it's a sexist response from fans rather than people just calling him a cuck and a simp because he is. It's the exact same reaction that Ethan is having, so it's a little bit funny to see him basically reacting to it an entirely different way the second h3h3 is on the same side as him.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Emp can be an ass but if hasn't pumped a video yet is because he really has nothing new to say. These days his videos last at least forty minutes, once Ethan finally retires you can expect him to drop a documentary and cut the recognition of his way too high effort shitpost.

 

[Table Country]

I don't want to dig through the whole Anisa Jomha thread but he was whiteknighting Ian over the whole simp thing and implying it's a sexist response from fans rather than people just calling him a cuck and a simp because he is. It's the exact same reaction that Ethan is having, so it's a little bit funny to see him basically reacting to it an entirely different way the second h3h3 is on the same side as him.

Makes you wonder about that tide analogy.

 

[Burning Fanatic]

I don't want to dig through the whole Anisa Jomha thread but he was whiteknighting Ian over the whole simp thing and implying it's a sexist response from fans rather than people just calling him a cuck and a simp because he is. It's the exact same reaction that Ethan is having, so it's a little bit funny to see him basically reacting to it an entirely different way the second h3h3 is on the same side as him.

I don’t see how sharing the same opinion on the whole idubbz drama somehow relates to his criticism + disdain for Ethan. Again, this isn’t anything new.

 

[Table Country]

I don’t see how sharing the same opinion on the whole idubbz drama somehow relates to his criticism + disdain for Ethan. Again, this isn’t anything new.

It comes across like he's trying to cover Ethan's ass the same way he's been trying to with Ian. Though I wasn't aware of Emp's stance on H3H3 before, so maybe I'm mistaken.

 

[RandallBoggs]

I don't want to dig through the whole Anisa Jomha thread but he was whiteknighting Ian over the whole simp thing and implying it's a sexist response from fans rather than people just calling him a cuck and a simp because he is. It's the exact same reaction that Ethan is having, so it's a little bit funny to see him basically reacting to it an entirely different way the second h3h3 is on the same side as him.

Funny how literally no one said being a cuck is necessarily bad, they just called Ian one which he is by definition. In my eyes this is the same thing as deathfats getting offended at being called obese. If you let your girlfriend make "porn" you're a cuckold, if you weight 400lbs you're obese, if you're a man who likes dick you're a fag. Is this concept too hard to grasp or what?