Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Logical Fallacies]

Video: Meat Eater Tries Gardein Meatless Meatballs
Date: April 14,2020 04/14/20

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Those fake meat balls look like poop. Yuck.

 

[Loris Yeltsin]

So, about that move...

 

[DongMiguel]

Chantal was never vegan (end the sentence here and it's fucking true lol) for health or diet reasons. She was vegan, or pretended to be vegan, for show. She loved being morally superior to anyone who ate meat. It's why she was quick to shame Americans for eating turkey two Thanksgivings ago despite the fact she literally had shown her fat ass eating turkey during the Canadian Thanksgiving the prior month.

This really goes to a point I've made in the past: Chantal always getting on her soapbox to rail against fat shaming is solely because she's fat. It has nothing to do with her being a good, righteous person fighting for the picked on and vulnerable. If Chantal wasn't 400 lbs, she'd be shaming fatties too. Just as she's shamed:

Fat men
The poor
Meat eaters
Sluts
The unfortunately endowed
Her sister
Peetz
And many, many others

Chantal only cared about being seen as a vegan because it allowed her the ass pats that came with the discipline and the opportunity to judge others. That last point is important because Chantal doesn't have a lot of opportunity to judge someone, being that she's now a single, jobless, kidless, unemployable 400+ lbs womanchild pushing 40 and she knows this. Pretending to be vegan allowed for that.

It's also fun contrasting Chantal's attitude when she's stuffing her face with fast food compared to home cooked slop. It's night and day. Like a fucking toddler whose attitude completely changes when they realize they have to eat their veggies.

 

[gingerthief]

My favorite quote: "You are probably here watching me to take your mind off of what is going on in the world, even for like 20 minutes."

Yes, Chantal. You are providing such a great and dutiful service to us all during this trying time. Watching you eat meatballs and rice while moping about how you can no longer go to the McDonald's drive-thru (let's be real, that's what she was sad about) really took my mind of this world-wide crisis. Someone give this lady a raise!

Don't forget: right before this whole pandemic thing finally registered in her brain as a potentially serious situation, Chantal was going to start living healthy and give up mukbangs.

It was only at the thought of her loyal fans being terrified and confused by this change that she decided to take one for the team. She heroically continued her mukbangs in order to keep a constant in this ever changing world. FOR US! RISKING HER LIFE FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!

Foodie Beauty!

 

[Pepper Jack]

She went to 1 and did a video about it. She didnt care for it but swore to give it a chance and go consistently. She drove (supposedly) to one after that in a snow storm and said it was cancelled. Chantal lies.
Anyway, this popped up on my page and its fascinating how it's always someone else or men dont know how to "ahem take care of women via vag" and that tic at 16:14 is hard

Edited bc my dumbass after all this time here still posted the wrong video

Had to clip the tic

 

[Twa Corbies]

Those fake meat balls look like poop. Yuck.

Does she give a nutritional breakdown? So many of those vegan meats, 'Impossible Burger', etc., are very high in fat and sodium.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Does she give a nutritional breakdown? So many of those vegan meats, 'Impossible Burger', etc., are very high in fat and sodium.

Meh, I've seen worse.
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[Kamov Ka-52]

Does she give a nutritional breakdown? So many of those vegan meats, 'Impossible Burger', etc., are very high in fat and sodium.

For a whole package, which you know is what she actually ate.

Edit: ninja'd by @Jaded Optimist

 

[Earthworm Foucault]

Does she give a nutritional breakdown? So many of those vegan meats, 'Impossible Burger', etc., are very high in fat and sodium.

If Chantal read packets or understood nutritional information, she wouldn't be making these sorts of videos in the first place.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

I will be blown away if Chantal actually does move tomorrow. As weird as it sounds, it's almost too good to be true. Think of alllllll the things that could possibly go wrong. She managed to fuck up her hysterectomy surgery, why not moving out?? Either way it goes will, whether the move happens on time or not, Chantal is going to be so overwhelmed with stress. It seems to me that she has been severely underestimating what a pain in the ass it is to move and set up a new place. I see no more meatballs and lots and lots of grease laden paper bags and pizza boxes in Chantal's near future

 

[raritycunt]

I will be blown away if Chantal actually does move tomorrow. As weird as it sounds, it's almost too good to be true. Think of alllllll the things that could possibly go wrong. She managed to fuck up her hysterectomy surgery, why not moving out?? Either way it goes will, whether the move happens on time or not, Chantal is going to be so overwhelmed with stress. It seems to me that she has been severely underestimating what a pain in the ass it is to move and set up a new place. I see no more meatballs and lots and lots of grease laden paper bags and pizza boxes in Chantal's near future

Well usually her videos are posted in the late evening early morning here cause she’s 5 or so hours behind me, if I wake up tomorrow with a video saying the move is cancelled I won’t be surprised in the slightest.

 

[DongMiguel]

I will be blown away if Chantal actually does move tomorrow. As weird as it sounds, it's almost too good to be true. Think of alllllll the things that could possibly go wrong. She managed to fuck up her hysterectomy surgery, why not moving out?? Either way it goes will, whether the move happens on time or not, Chantal is going to be so overwhelmed with stress. It seems to me that she has been severely underestimating what a pain in the ass it is to move and set up a new place. I see no more meatballs and lots and lots of grease laden paper bags and pizza boxes in Chantal's near future

I do think she's going to move but it will not surprise me in the least if she doesn't.

One of Chantal's worst traits (and holy shit she has a lot) is that she does not handle stress well. It becomes fairly evident when she's under a decent amount of stress. You're seeing it in just the last few weeks with her recent habits. So, if she melts down completely and blocks the move, knowing how she operates under stress, it would not be shocking in the least.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Has there even been any indication she's packing? I feel like we definitely would have seen some sort "look how hard I've been working" post by now.

 

[multiverse]

Has there even been any indication she's packing? I feel like we definitely would have seen some sort "look how hard I've been working" post by now.

Nope. She's probably gonna shove some clothes in a garbage bag, make James wrangle her cats into carriers, and have him carry the shit to her car. Then he will carry it all into her new place.

IF he's still coming, and IF she is moving.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Had to clip the tic

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... she literally sounds like a pig...

Why wouldn't she cut this?

For the shush tic, at least she sometimes pretends that it is on purpose.

There's no way to pretend that this tic is normal or purposeful. She immediately apologized and literally no one coos at a cat like that.

she confuses me... sometimes she is so very vain and pretends to be mean girl hot stuff, and other times she puts her "quirks" or flaws on full display...

 

[Punkinsplice]

I'm sure she thought it was cute, so she left it.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

It's clear all you Haydurs are looking for ANY reason to hate on our Dear Lady. Where are the good thoughts, positive vibes, thoughtful words of encouragement? But no fear, she's got this. Her alarm will trill at 0600 tomorrow & she'll bound gaily out of the sack & into the shower where she'll quickly deal with her daily ablutions while harmonizing with Celine. A small, balanced & nutritious breakfast will follow & while eating, she'll review her "Moving Day" list. She needn't bother - this is Chantal. We KNOW she didn't forget one single, itty, bitty thing.

She'll beam at Bibi, chirping: "Good morning!" while scooping up the cats & placing them in cat carriers in a quiet room. She'll then effortlessly move her boxes of stuff to the car & drive through quiet roads to her new digs where the landlord will be waiting with the keys. She'll be so efficient, she'll get her things moved in in no time & drive over to Peetz's place to help him with his things.

Shortly after a healthy lunch of chicken salad with a selection of fresh fruit for dessert, the new furniture will arrive & in no time, will be placed in the positions she'd already worked out. They'll send the afternoon excitedly unpacking & placing all their stuff & she'll take a break only to make a nourishing vegetable stew to be accompanied by a small loaf of local, artisan bread - carefully curated by the gret new food shoppe right around the corner.

Animated by a productive day, she'll freshen up with a shower, then film a tour of her luxurious new space. We won't be able to help but be left awed & envious at how marvellously she handled the whole thing. This will generate many requests by stressed out folk desperately needing her help with life planning.

Holy shit - I KNEW that joint had a higher THC content than I remembered...

 

[Punkinsplice]

Holy shit - I KNEW that joint had a higher THC content than I remembered...

I was worried for a minute. Great fanfic, though. Or haydurfic? Moving is never fun, but it is especially egregious when the person moving doesn't pack and bet everything ready. Nothing like walking into a place thinking you are going to start grabbing boxes and realizing shit ain't packed.

 

[dismissfrogs]

I don't think even a major medical event would stop her in the long run as she'd go back to eating.

This has already happened, though.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

I hope Bibi helps her move her stuff...over the balcony into the street.