Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Constellationzero]

Well here's my almost happy 2000 pages contribution...

A WOO HOO HOO!
A WOO HOO HOO!

 

[Kosher Salt]

So...2000 pages coming up. I was gonna bake a cake or make some art, but I might just go with the spirit of the thread and venmo some random thot a dollar. And drink. Definately drink.

Take a page from Russell's play book and Venmo 2000 random thots a dollar each. You'd be statistically more likely to get laid than he is, at least.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

I'll toast to this thread tonight at sundown.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

I dont think he himself in particular has said so, but I believe someone in this thread mentioned that one symptom of moebius syndrome is that you cannot move your eyes individually from your head, like depending on how severe it is, the muscles responsible for eye movement are affected along with the ones responsible for moving your mouth--so if it's that, he would be unable to pass the vision test to get a license.

It's suspected that that is the case, though, and it explains why his handwriting is so shitty and inconsistent. For example, his "let me take you on a date, Taylor Swift" posterboard project where he wrote shit like "LET ME Take you on a date taylor swift IM A REally cool guy" in crayola markers and had one of his paralegal coworkers photograph him during office time.

The photo was taken at the LDS Business College, Nipplesswoman said in the Rekeita livestream that Russell was in the dining area (and I think there's a sign visible in the image that confirms this,) going from table to table asking people to take his picture with the sign. It says something like, "Taylor Swift, let's jam together! Visit my Kickstarter and help Kickstart my dream!" and on several lines on the right side the text was much smaller because he's an idiot and wrote too big, kind of like in that video where he asks Time to remove Taylor as person of the year (she wasn't, POTY was given collectively to "The Silence Breakers" and she was just on the cover with several other women) and he holds up a sign that says "#Swifted" and he clearly spelled it wrong and wrote over it and it was halfway out of frame. Russell's level of incompetence at everything he does never ceases to amaze.

 

[Kosher Salt]

The photo was taken at the LDS Business College, Nipplesswoman said in the Rekeita livestream that Russell was in the dining area (and I think there's a sign visible in the image that confirms this,) going from table to table asking people to take his picture with the sign. It says something like, "Taylor Swift, let's jam together! Visit my Kickstarter and help Kickstart my dream!" and on several lines on the right side the text was much smaller because he's an idiot and wrote too big, kind of like in that video where he asks Time to remove Taylor as person of the year (she wasn't, POTY was given collectively to "The Silence Breakers" and she was just on the cover with several other women) and he holds up a sign that says "#Swifted" and he clearly spelled it wrong and wrote over it and it was halfway out of frame. Russell's level of incompetence at everything he does never ceases to amaze.

Here it is:

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#SwiftlyPozzingTaylor

 

[Cilleystring]

Here it is:

I like that each line gets worse in terms of how he spaces it out. A normal person would just do it over on a new sign after the first line. A lazy person would at least fix the spacing for the second line. Only Russ would refuse to address the issue and get worse as he moves on. Art mimics life.

It's like he thinks this looks good

 

[Free the Pedos]

Here it is:

What on earth does he think #SwiftlyPozzingTaylor means?

 

[Kosher Salt]

What on earth does he think #SwiftlyPozzingTaylor means?

UrbanDictionary suggests that "pozzing" means either the inverse of "negging," or testing HIV+.

This is Russ we're talking about. Either one is possible...

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

What on earth does he think #SwiftlyPozzingTaylor means?

That was an edit. The sign really said "#SwiftlyWooingTaylor".

 

[Clovis]

So...2000 pages coming up. I was gonna bake a cake or make some art, but I might just go with the spirit of the thread and venmo some random thot a dollar. And drink. Definately drink.

Ok. I'm off my living tits so before I black out, throw my laptop in a canal and think better of it, have this:

Spoiler: "Art"

2000 pages of Greer broke me.

 

[cogsworth]

Ok. I'm off my living tits so before I black out, throw my laptop in a canal and think better of it, have this:

Spoiler: "Art"

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2000 pages of Greer broke me.

Very nice, very "Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark".

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Ok. I'm off my living tits so before I black out, throw my laptop in a canal and think better of it, have this:

Spoiler: "Art"

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2000 pages of Greer broke me.

it really captures the ugliness of his soul. It would make a good album cover

 

[StinkySnack]

Ok. I'm off my living tits so before I black out, throw my laptop in a canal and think better of it, have this:

Spoiler: "Art"

View attachment 1230867
2000 pages of Greer broke me.

Amazing. cogsworth beat me to it, but this looks like something right out of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. I think Russell could easily fit right into one of those stories.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Somehow, word he'd been arrested got to Greg Skordas, and now he's involved. We feel this might result in Russ getting more than a slap on the wrist.

I suspect that the victim googled Russ and found this thread and other resources. She (because of course it was a she) probably reached out to Skordas and he was persumably willing to be a victim's advocate for a nominal fee, if any, and walk her through getting charges filed. Lawyers can be useful for complainants, not just defendants.

Because Russ is both a moron and a creep he has a local lawyer that is basically his nemesis. Except the lawyer knows what he's doing.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I suspect that the victim googled Russ and found this and other resources. She (because of course it was a she) probably reached out to Skordas and he was persumably willing to be a victim's advocate for a nominal fee, if any, and walk her through getting charges filed. Lawyers can be useful for complainants, not just defendants.

Because Russ is both a moron and a creep he has a local lawyer that is basically his nemesis. Except the lawyer knows what he's doing.

Skordas faced off against Russ in court twice, he's definitely doing this pro-bono (if i were him I would). I'm really hoping that Skordas has a good relationship with the judge and could get Russ the harshest punishment.

 

[Fran Fine]

I've been following the saga for six months and I've already run through the whole thread twice. I am dying to know what is happening next for this idiot; I suspect more of the same? Just... HOW does this person exist?

Edit: Happy 2000?

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I've been following the saga for six months and I've already run through the whole thread twice. I am dying to know what is happening next for this idiot; I suspect more of the same? Just... HOW does this person exist?

Edit: Happy 2000?

Russell Greer is my new Chris-Chan.

 

[break these cuffs]

Skordas faced off against Russ in court twice, he's definitely doing this pro-bono (if i were him I would). I'm really hoping that Skordas has a good relationship with the judge and could get Russ the harshest punishment.

Judges have a guidelines for sentencing. There is a reason why xyz crime has a maximum penalty of 5 years and almost nobody ever gets it. Here is a table for for one of the zoosadists. This is an child/animal rapist who copped a plea, getting two thirds of his charges dropped, but did get sentenced above the recommended sentencing guidelines.

I am not a lawyer. Russ is not a violent offender. I would imagine that an appeals court would question a judge hammering a defendant in the ass for a first offense, non-violent crime. We all know Russ' history. Skordas is involved allegedly to establish this history. This prosecution is about establishing a paperwork trail and pattern of behavior for Russ. I will be shocked if he gets anything more than court ordered counseling. Maybe skordas can swing probation if things are more serious. Not knowing the details of the offense does leave us in the dark.

You know what will land Russ in trouble? Blowing off his court ordered psych obligations. Russ will continue to make mistakes and build future cases. He can't help himself. Everyone hoping that the judge throws the book at a first time non-violent offender is hoping that the lawyer Russ' parents hired gets his sentence appealed. Let Russ dig his own grave. He's great at it, been doing it all his life.

 

[A Friendly Hoovy]

I don't check this thread often, but I saw it hit 2000 pages. Even taking that milestone into account, Russ isn't worth more than a quick doodle.

 

[The Dude]

Happy 2000 pages everyone! Its more of an accomplishment than Russhole will ever have.