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- Mar 24, 2016
Fuck, I'd love to see the "Zinnia gets an actual corporate job at the bottom of the heap" saga. He'd complain relentlessly about how everything he had to do for his corporate onboarding was stupid, how his coworkers were all super-squares and Karens who are sticklers for rules that don't matter and who ask him where he goes to church, and how his boss keeps wanting him to account for his time instead of just treating every entry level employee like an exec who doesn't need time tracked.
Then, a month or so later, we'd get the "Zach finds out you need to work somewhere for a reasonable amount of time before they'll give you unemployment and throws a fit about how the United States government isn't fit for purpose" saga. Oh, it'd be delicious.
We all know what'll really happen, though. Even if Zach prints a diploma and tells us he's graduated with his AA, now that there's a 30% unemployment rate, he'll just say it's impossible for a marginalized woman like him to find a job. After a year or two he'll say, oh, too bad so sad, employers are terrible about employing anyone with a significant gap in their work history after graduation, so I guess I'll never have a job and Heather just has to put up with it!
