Can someone screencap this? I can't right now
Hey bitch.
I think lowmelody might need to log off for a bit. Depressurize. Play some video ga -- hahaha who am I kidding.
RedMercury, who posted the poll, is flexing his muscles. And "Yes it's okay to not vote for a rapist, BUT--" is bannable. Pretty based, honestly.
God_Of_Phwoar roars his mighty battlecry.
It's a pretty weak battlecry and nobody notices, so God_Of_Phwoar clears his throat and explains himself.
Facing some pushback, he reveals that he knows the law governing internet posts calling an accused rapist a rapist, and the law is on
his side.
Literally nobody in the thread believes this; disaster strikes as the sword of Justice crumbles away to rust in God_Of_Phwoar's hand. But still he soldiers on.
Alas, it's only two more minutes before his strength fails him. God_Of_Phwoar swallows the black pill, sinks to his knees, and bares his throat. He has to lift his beard out of the way.
Farewell, God_Of_Phwoar. You fought the good fight, for a total of 23 heroic minutes.
Grandpappy fingered Sagroth's baby asshole pretty damn hard during every bathtime but there's an election to win and it's important that Grandpappy be put in a position where he can finger hundreds more baby assholes. Why? Because Trump, that's why.
So much steam is rising from lowmelody's ears that the smoke alarm is going to go off. This is a terrible time to put unnecessary strain on emergency services. Shameful!
BrucCLea13k87 comes in with a hell of a take: This entire thread and poll are an ingenious feint to frame the narrative against Biden's supporters. Also, BrucCLea13k87 was sexually assaulted in college.
Pirateluigi is having a dilemma, unlike that one fatass on Something Awful who said he'd accept being violently raped if it stopped Trump's re-election. Also, BrucCLea13k87 was sexually assaulted in college.
Border asks the tough questions: Is it okay for
his victims rape survivors to vote for Trump? I mean, how dare they! Also, BrucCLea13k87 was sexually assaulted in college.
They're really coming out of the woodwork, too. kaylaz, like many others, refuses to vote for Biden on accounting of having been raped. The DNC is taking notes on this thread right now and planning to include registered sex criminals in their GOTV crews, in case any rape survivor needs to have some Biden support raped back into them. Also, BrucCLea13k87 was sexually assaulted in college.
And after less than an hour of discussion, the discussion and the poll come to an end. Let's review the results:
Support for Biden may be dwindling, but at least 56 ERA members continue to the good fight. Also, BrucCLea13k87 was sexually assaulted in college.