Containment Twitter 4/15/20 - Chris roleplaying as Sonichu

[Hogar Grupal]

I'd say Chris had gone off the deep end but really he went off the deep end years ago. This is diving over the side of a ship with a pair of weights tied to your feet

Keep in mind he doing videos with Copitz and his merry band. Who know if he'll address this in any future vids. Chris is in this for the long haul.

 

[JULAY]

Do you think the fat autist actually believes that anyone buys this stupid bullshit, or is he just doing it to fool himself into believing it?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

This feels like the first time in a long while we’ve heard from the “Prime” Sonichu.

Where have you been man? Adventuring? Sucking Rosechus pink surprise?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This feels like the first time in a long while we’ve heard from the “Prime” Sonichu.

Where have you been man? Adventuring? Sucking Rosechus pink surprise?

He's just desperate for money. Once he gets his 1200 dollars, he'll go into a toy and insulin-induced coma, then he'll wake up filthy and begging for more. He's literally a fucking savage.

 

[johnny5150]

do you think chris will go norman bates?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Ponycon is canceled because of coronavirus.

Normal people = "well, that sucks. Hopefully it comes back next year."

Chris = *throws a shit-flinging Twitter tantrum and retreats into escapist fantasies of godhood*

What am I supposed to pray to Chris for, anyway? That I'll survive the Great Corona-Chan Purge of 2020 and ascend to the magical cartoon world that flows with sweet tea and chicken nugs? That I too can one day become a 38-year-old manchild with the intellect and coping skills of a maladjusted toddler? Or maybe I'm supposed to pray that I will soon be able to hear the voices of shitty recolor OCs telling me how super speshul and important I am.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I’m just glad he’s rping as Sonichu and not the troonified version either. Chris’s MLP autism just isn’t as memorable or funny.

 

[Shabobus]

Ponycon is canceled because of coronavirus.

Normal people = "well, that sucks. Hopefully it comes back next year."

Chris = *throws a shit-flinging Twitter tantrum and retreats into escapist fantasies of godhood*

What am I supposed to pray to Chris for, anyway? That I'll survive the Great Corona-Chan Purge of 2020 and ascend to the magical cartoon world that flows with sweet tea and chicken nugs? That I too can one day become a 38-year-old manchild with the intellect and coping skills of a maladjusted toddler? Or maybe I'm supposed to pray that I will soon be able to hear the voices of shitty recolor OCs telling me how super speshul and important I am.

It is kind of funny that Chris either has to admit to limits on his divine powers or admit that he's perfectly fine with all the suffering in the world.
But Chris being Chris, he instead comes up with nonsense about interdimensional red tape and stuff about some people being "fated" to survive while others die.

 

[Haesindang Park]

I'd like to imagine him being all bored and cooped up in his home from the lockdown to the point that he does this.

 

[Kornheiser]

Is Chris finally losing it? Rhetorical question but he really is becoming unhinged.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He's just desperate for money. Once he gets his 1200 dollars, he'll go into a toy and insulin-induced coma, then he'll wake up filthy and begging for more. He's literally a fucking savage.

I'd say he's more of a neurotypical neanderthal addict.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Sonichu is such a bitch, he can time-travel yet he's done nothing to stop the coronavirus epidemic.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

It is kind of funny that Chris either has to admit to limits on his divine powers or admit that he's perfectly fine with all the suffering in the world.
But Chris being Chris, he instead comes up with nonsense about interdimensional red tape and stuff about some people being "fated" to survive while others die.

Reminds me of the "problem of evil" trilemma: "Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then from whence comes evil?"

Of course, in this case, "God" is an idiot manbaby who can barely comprehend the existence of things outside his home state, much less the ramifications of millions of people either dying or ceasing to exist because of his merge nonsense. So he'd just say "oh, everything is fine in C-197, among which, so I don't care what happens to this dimension." *farting sounds*

 

[Guts Gets Some]

This feels like the first time in a long while we’ve heard from the “Prime” Sonichu.

Where have you been man? Adventuring? Sucking Rosechus pink surprise?

JJ rewrote him and instead we had the "Kelvin" Sonichu until now. The poor, try-hard facsimile.

 

[Florence]

I'd like to imagine him being all bored and cooped up in his home from the lockdown to the point that he does this.

Chris hardly ever interacts with people IRL these days, so I doubt the lockdown’s gonna be any different.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Christ, what a one-trick pony he is. It was anti-climactic when 'Magi-Chan' manifested, it's downright dull now 'Sonichu' has. Come up with a new shtick, Chris. Dance! - I said dance, monkey!

Edit to add: the last two tweets are particularly telling. He calls the Merge situation 'This mess' and then, rather than offer any concrete solutions or timelines, basically says 'that'll do for now, stop asking awkward questions, I AM A GODDESS'. Pathetic.

 

[Spooky Bones]

The mention of a temple is curious. I don't recall him talking about a CWCville "temple" before; this reminds me of the weird altar he made which is thought to be due to the influence of Sockness. What of the "temple?"

 

[The American Hedgehog]

The mention of a temple is curious. I don't recall him talking about a CWCville "temple" before; this reminds me of the weird altar he made which is thought to be due to the influence of Sockness. What of the "temple?"

He's talking about his house.

 

[Spooky Bones]

He's talking about his house.

Ah. It sounded to me like he was talking about a location at CWCville (or is he talking about his house transdimensionally in CWCville?) but what he is saying is indeed hard to understand.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

So if I pray for China and money Chris will answer now? Seems like a good deal to me.