Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Robert dismissing the problems of people from the wasteland and implies that their livelihoods have no value:
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You know Bobo when you finally croak I hope you donate your fat bloated carcass to science, not the medical kind but NASA instead. If those nerds ever wondered what a black hole is, all they'll have to do is look into the pit where your "heart" is thus making them stop launching rockets and go "Oh! That's where it was all along!"
 
Robert dismissing the problems of people from the wasteland and implies that their livelihoods have no value:
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Yes Bob, those people are totally fine. Definitely no unemployed people in that group rightfully concerned that they can't pay bills and potentially on the verge of being homeless. No sir, just a bunch of rich jerks who want to go to Starbucks

How the hell are they fine? Being white doesn't mean you automatically win the lottery. Bob should consider himself lucky that he doesn't have to leave the house to get paid. I don't why this in particular really irked me compared to his other horrific hot takes, but it got me good.
 
I like how "Suburban White Goober" describes Bob perfectly. The only thing separating Bob from the places and people he hates are if the general area where they live has a coastline.
I mean, not all the time, but a lot of the time, you're average "Suburban White Goober from Ohio" has a better chance of having a more meaningful Job than Bobbert ever will.
 
No real comment here, just standard Bob. I love it when you get a quick cross section of almost everything wrong with Bob in just a few minutes.

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Telling people you don't care that their lives have been ruined and they've been driven into poverty because they're poor and from a state you don't like is really, really scummy. For all his "social justice" posturing he really does have a lot of contempt for disadvantaged, lower-class people.

What a piece of shit, seriously.

 
Robert dismissing the problems of people from the wasteland and implies that their livelihoods have no value:
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Bob's just bitter that his state hasn't decided a presidential election as long as he's been able to vote unlike a swing state such as Ohio. One question I have is why did he put asterisks around Ohio like some sort of exceptional quotation mark? Lastly, I can guarantee there are homeless sleeping on the asphalt within 20 miles of you Robert so what's your point?
 
Bob's just bitter that his state hasn't decided a presidential election as long as he's been able to vote unlike a swing state such as Ohio. One question I have is why did he put asterisks around Ohio like some sort of exceptional quotation mark? Lastly, I can guarantee there are homeless sleeping on the asphalt within 20 miles of you Robert so what's your point?
asterisks are usually the code to put things in bold when the usual html codes aren't used.

The idea of Massachusetts being a swing state would require a lot more republicans in it, and that just wouldn't do.
 
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