I've been working on this for so long that most of my SSs of this girl's account still have her old handle whoops.
Name: Amber Staci Parascando
Age: 21 (dob Feb 19. 1999)
Occupation: former Disney cast member, now travel blogger (??)
Address: 4014 Coralbrooke Grove, Orlando, Fl. (rental) per voter records
Account starts in November 2017 with a bunch of pics of her dog, Sullivan, on a college campus. No vest and no explanation of what tasks it does but #servicedog. She posts only occasionally for a year and usually the captions are short and give no useful information.
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Buys all the plush service dogs at Walmart because okay whatever. Why does this exist?
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“My dog was bad at his job but don’t worry he’s still working.”
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Ah yes, the answer to “why does this healthy but fat chick need a service dog and what services does this dog provide?” is “none of your business neener neener.”
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Adult got to spend a whole 15 minutes with other adults in costumes at Disney, while children waited to meet what they thought was the real Mike and Sulley. Great, awesome.
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Gets an Aussie puppy she names Persephone and announces she will be training as a SD. Still no reason given for why she needs a service dog or what tasks she’s allegedly training it for but at least poor Sully is being washed.
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But she’s bringing her puppy to disney!
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Feeling “defeated” by her mystery ailment on her 20th bday
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More Disney for the puppy! Over and fucking over!
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Yeah, she’s got the dog hanging out of the ride vehicle on fucking Dumbo. And admits its in a “fear period”. Gee, I wonder why. Disney requires service dogs to be in the footwell and not on the seat or hanging out the ride vehicle but Amber doesn’t have to follow dumb rules for the safety of her animal.
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Collects dumb attention-seeking accessories for her attention-seeking accessory dog.
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Mommy and daddy do everything for her because she has so much anxiety and such poor health… but Disney’s fine. So she has a case of Terminal Idontwannaitis
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Sully hates working, loves agility. Sounds like Sully it too anxious for work
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Of course. A service pit bull.
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Some Deep Thoughts (tm) from a woman who does fuck all with her life.
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Why retire the dog that hate working when you can go shopping with both dogs! Double the attention!
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Cool, she clips her terrified puppy to someone else’s “service dog” so she doesn’t even have to do the work. Classy.
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Yes, she brings them both to Disney at the same time. Oh look, it's KingHenryofNashville. We're getting there.
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Look at my heart monitor everyone!!!
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Dyed her dog. Looks like he has some kind of weird algae growth on his ass. PAY ATTENSHUN. Also if your dog is giving you all those signals that he doesn't want to work
don't fucking make him. But no, she drags him to behaviorists and trials trying to fit a square peg in a round hole.
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Meeting other insta-munchies including KingHenryofNashville.
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Is that.. a fucking mini schnauzer? What possible task does it do? Pee on you? “Don’t pay attention to us! We’re just trying to get attention!”
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At least the puppy is good at obedience and shit, but getting CGC and rally titles is not the same as training a service dog.
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Service.dog.harlow? It looks like our next victim has volunteered as tribute
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Memorial for the crazy poodle lady Susan Grill who pretended to have epilepsy but did not, dyed her dogs pink and purple and took 3+ to disney with her at a time, sued the parks, feuded with Jaquie and accused her of being a faker. . . For whoever asked, apparently the jury is still out on whether she ded or hiding. I'm not spending time or money petitioning Polk county to show me a death certificate.
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Hanging out with Alex and her deformed dog along with KingHenry and some other girl whose account is locked
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Of course. A PTSD service husky. In Florida. Keep your eye on that golden on the right. We'll be back to her. More of Alex's deformed dog
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Exercise, diet, and a weight vest for her dogs, but not for her, lol. At least she takes care of them
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And nowww she works at Disney
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The other side of Alex’s Bath and Body Works temper tantrum story. "Heart rate alert"
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Crying response. CRYING RESPONSE. Finally she tags her diseases: POTS/dysautonomia, seizures, PTSD, anxiety, and chronic fatigue. Color me shocked.
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Still working both dogs at the same time.
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Sperging about how people are mean to SD fakers on insta. LOL WELCOME TO HELL.
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List of demands
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Took a fucked up neurotic puppy mill reject and forced it to work when it didn't want to
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Chicago trip with @service.dog.harlow
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Milwaukee. Sure travels a lot for someone who
just started a new job
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Baby’s first hospital selfie, no explanation
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Rachel and Mozart are coming up much later.
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Actin like everyone else isn't tired after a long day of work
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Hospitalized for a week for #POTS. Sure. I don't know how to read this but it looks like movement artifacts or something?
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Another trip to Chicago
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Another photo with Alex and her deformed dog.
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Too tired, too much pain, everything is awful.
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No longer works at Disney. N/S if she quit or they fired her but given the list of accommodations she demanded and the fact that she was hospitalized and going on trips all the time. She started in September and by January was unemployed. That's almost impressive
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Walker in the photo and #ambulatorywheelchairuser
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lol she has her old insta handle embroidered on this vest. I'm guessing she no longer wants to be associated with them. She’s now traveling despite her 10/10 pain and fatigue. And where the fuck is her other dog?
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Another hospital post and a whole lot of insta-philosophy
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I have no words for this post
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Happy and healthy to a mere fight for survival!
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Writing a disability travel blog now
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Amber is very popular and important but also very unhappy, like Justin Beiber!
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why does she keep picking the dog up??
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Oh, the aussie stays home while she's fucking off all over the country. Guess mommy and daddy do that too
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Entered a modeling contest with her dogs. For the most part she’s pretty boring now, just the same inspirational platitudes they all spout and now whining that she can't go on vacation because everything is closed.
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