🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Gross. Old.

She could've at least said Tulsi.
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In fairness to her... that wasn't an option (I forgot to mention this, my bad, the question she was asked gave options and told her to choose one)... I don't remember the specific body parts for every person, but Hillary, Trump, Obama, and Bernie were all choices. and the idiot who asked the question specified a different body part for each person. The one I most remember offhand, because the option was so asinine, was "Obama's Clitoris" (the other's were all at least anatomically correct.) I believe she said she would rather "lick Bernie's balls." It was a retarded question, but I am assuming at least *some* political affiliation from her answer. (Especially since I do believe she portrayed herself as Bi early on, and didn't choose Obama, even an Obamawith a clit. lol.)
 
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GillianSeed said:
Just wanted to pop in and let people know whats going on with Call Screening, as i'm the guy who proposed it to Ralph and the other hosts, and I want to clarify exactly what i'm doing and why. The pitch I gave to them was essentially this:


As someone who has listened to the show since 2018, with a break when things got really bad during the Pillstream 1.0 era, I have noticed that the biggest speedbump in the shows flow has always been caller technical issues. Without anyone to sound check callers before they are pulled into on-air, you get things like dead mics, muted mics, delays that you cant account for, unprepared callers who are distracted, ETC. The idea behind the call screening I put in place was to have a producer as a go-between of callers and the hosts, much like oldschool radio shows like Howard Stern and Opie & Anthony had, that would just make sure the callers are prepped and ready to talk to the hosts.

The format i'm doing goes like this:

1. Pull caller in from the greenroom
2. Have them give me a mic check
3. Help them adjust levels, get headphones plugged in, tell them their is a bot in the Ready Room so they can listen that way instead of using a stream
4. Ask them some basic questions, like have you called in before, what topic do you want to talk about
5. I fill out a note for Ralph so he sees caller mic quality, topic, caller name and what kind of caller they are, I.E. Returning Caller, New Caller, Gold Star Regular Caller, or Gold Star Guest (Someone like Warski or AugieRFC)
6. I tell them if they need to walk away from their mics, to put themselves back in the greenroom and that ill re-process them when they are back and ready, so they arent absent when they get pulled in
7. Throw them in the ready room and post the notes to a chat that Ralph and the other hosts can see

I'm not looking to censor callers or keep people off-air, and only in very rare situations where its like a known troll who's only goal is to scream nigga or faggot will I not let someone on air. If someone wants to be critical of Ralph or troll him in a way that's not trying to get him kicked off platforms, they will be let through with no issues. Now if Ralph himself wants to bar anyone from calling in, that's on his end, but so far in the last two nights since we started this new call-in format, every caller i've processed has been put into the Ready Room and dragged on at some point in the show, except for when they themselves disconnect before being pulled on.

One example of that is CECA Loather, the Mongolian CCP shill with the $1 mic that screams in Mandarin about how the US is the cause of Coronavirus. Now I fucking hate CECA and think hes a low-IQ nigga, but I'm still totally willing to process him and let him on the show. The issue is that a few moths ago, I called him out on air and called him a worthless exceptional individual gorilla nigga, and he blocked me like a pussy after that. On Monday, he jumped in the greenroom, and I tried to process him 4 separate times. Each time, I started asking him for a mic check, and within 3 seconds of hearing my voice he disconnected. I will let the gorillanigger on if he wants on, but he is apparently either too much of a pussy to even speak to me, or hes too stupid to comprehend the concept of call screening and was disconnecting out of fear, like a scared animal that you shine a bright light at and he scatters into the Forrest.

If anyone has any questions about Call Screening ill be as transparent as I possibly can be on it all. I want it to be very clear that this isn't something that Ralph is doing to GuntGuard, it was entirely my idea, and I wanted to do it to improve the quality of the streams overall, because I genuinely believe that the show has been on an upward-trajectory quality wise in the last few months, outside of the speedbump that the Drunken Peasants Incident/PillStream 2.0 looked as if it was going to create.

Also, I do it for free, so send me your hot pockets and juice please i'm starving over here.
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I'm going to call in and say NÍGGERS! and you won't be able to stop me you fucking pussy. Then the gunt will get mad and take it out on you.
 
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UnKillFill said:
As far as thots go, especially the ones that usually end up on the Killstream, I wasn't originally *that* opposed to this Ayalla Karina hole... (Aside from the part where literally every host of the show, even the part timer Andy, clearly wanted to bang her, and were hardcore defending her from the callers- which got annoying quickly. Yeah, she took some punches from the callers, but that's easy to do when every single host and co-host is defending you from said punches.)

She seems to value her dignity, unusual for a whore (which she still most certainly is.) But if she is actually making as much as she says she is (and admittedly, hoes lie) then I don't even blame her for that.

Assuming she was being honest, it was actually pretty funny when Andy was trying to give her career advice to lower her prices, just because her nudes lewds were too expensive for him When seriously... Who the fuck pays even a cent for nudity online these days, aside from speds?, when he even later admitted that he didn't pay for the ones he "reviewed". (Do people actually watch Andy Warski "review" nude and lewd images, an talk about how he jerked off to them? That sounds fucking disgusting...)
Also, I somehow doubt that Andy Warski is making 5k-9k a month doing whatever the hell he's doing these days. (and I would be amazed if he *ever* did.)

With all that said, Ayalla totally lost me when she said that people should stay at home for the next month and a half (maybe more) and be totally ok with it ("Go on unemployment if you can't work"). Yeah, sure you stupid bitch... when you're making that much without even needing to leave the house, or even putting forth that much effort, I'm sure that seems like great advice... But I'd wager that you haven't even thought about the (many) jobs that simply *won't* come back with that long of a wait, even *with* government aid. Nah of course you didn't. So fuck off.

And all of that isn't even counting the way that she answered the, admittedly totally fucking stupid, question about which popular political figure she would rather give oral sex to. (She said Bernie.)
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Ralph simps for all these porno hoes he brings on: Indigo White, Cassandra Fairbanks, Ayalla Karina, etc. Which is extremely rich because he'll call other people simps. She had nothing interesting to say about Onision.

Of course she could roll with the punches because like you said, Ralph and the others were shielding her. There was something else at play, though. The entire show was an advertisement for her OnlyFans. She wasn't going to rage quit from petty insults because she was in marketing mode. She wanted to come across as likable to Ralph's audience because they all just got $1,200 and many of them are in quarantine.

I was half paying attention to Warski giving pricing advice, but IIRC it sounded like she recently upped her prices. She probably expects to get a temporary increase in subscribers from Ralph's audience because she was the "Based Jewess that could roll with the punches" and they got pockets full of cash and now wanna see her naked.

She was getting into iDubbbz' gf territory with muh copyrighted photos.
 
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b0o0pinsn0o0tz said:
The audience seemed to hate her, she ain't gettin' a shekel from them.
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One would hope not. Although I suspect that Ethan Ralph's fans consume disproportionately more cuckold and incest pornography than average.

Really, it just comes down to 'will they give money to an ugly has been who lacks a conscience'. Hmm
 
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She doesn't even seem that unique or have a nice enough body to pay a lot to see. At least with indigo its free and she has really out there for vids. She probably tripled her fanbase from that trad wojak vid alone.

And Cassandra is a legit journalist (at least among the non-mainstream poltical viewpoints sphere) who just happened to have flaunted her body back when she was desperate for cash during the myspace days. And honestly its sort of ironic how she has a better body, face, persona than most of these other bitches shilling their onlyfans yet she'd rather make articles about dunking on leftists or whatever she does, being a single mom probably factors a lot into that. Also what is it about right leaning single mom journalists always looking so good. I guess because conservatives still have that need to want to jerkoff to newswomen its easier to be good looking and have a "respectable" job like journalist.

I love how quickly the whole thing seemed to turn on her once she mentioned she was jewish. From then on out the callers went after her, sort of like when Indigo said she was a fan of Shadman and the next 2 hours were just callers attacking her. Also why is she in VA? Jews rarely live in the state they're more Maryland people, she must live somewhere in the beltway, presumably with relatives.

Also i bet Ethan is going to at least shoot his shot at getting her to come down for a gunt job.

Am i the only one with a bad taste in their mouth about Warski coming back to the Killstream? Maybe its because his escapades caused Zidan to fuck off. But it still bothers me. Like we're only 2 more months from another pill stream. No way in hell is Warski making fucking anything off this content either, its not like he can monetize it. Unless he tries to make it a live show and knock out some super chats while reading off his notes, i dont see him making even a couple hundred dollars.
 
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2020Suicide said:
Also why is she in VA? Trump's Chosen People rarely live in the state they're more Maryland people, she must live somewhere in the beltway, presumably with relatives.
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There are Hebrew enclaves in every state. Depending on where it is its either a smaller part of a township/village or gets up to a significant part of a smaller city. Your average Brews blend in pretty well and its typically the orthodox/politically vocal ones that stick out.

If you've been to Midwest rural states its a bit like Hispanics. They pick out an area, set up their stuff, and keep to themselves. Seen areas where they purchased old farm land and used the barns for their fiestas.
 
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I was half paying attention to Warski giving pricing advice, but IIRC it sounded like she recently upped her prices. She probably expects to get a temporary increase in subscribers from Ralph's audience because she was the "Based Jewess that could roll with the punches" and they got pockets full of cash and now wanna see her naked.
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I actually *was* paying attention... Ayalla *said* she wasn't upping her prices... I'm not saying that I necessarily believe her (And I've never looked on her porn page to know,) but she did also say that the *current* price for her onlyfans site, (which yeah... is WAAY more than I would hope *any* sane person would ever pay for lewds, or even nudes...) was her *regular* price, and the previous lesser price that Andy mentioned was actually a special that she was running last month... (Seriously though, why pay even a cent for porn? that shit is free literally *everywhere* on the internet dawg... unless you have some *very* specific fetishes, if so... I can't help you lmfao).

Whores are whores, but when she said she was running a special last month that made it cheaper, and that Andy would know that if he was a subscriber, she even implied that Andy didn't pay for the lewds(?) of hers that he got, but she wasn't about to sue him over it, I couldn't help but notice that Andy didn't ever actually challenge her on that.
 
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b0o0pinsn0o0tz said:
The audience seemed to hate her, she ain't gettin' a shekel from them.
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You're overestimating the quality of the audience. These people still jack off to nude photos that they think are Abigail Shapiro lmao.

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And Cassandra is a legit journalist (at least among the non-mainstream poltical viewpoints sphere) who just happened to have flaunted her body back when she was desperate for cash during the myspace days. And honestly its sort of ironic how she has a better body, face, persona than most of these other bitches shilling their onlyfans yet she'd rather make articles about dunking on leftists or whatever she does, being a single mom probably factors a lot into that. Also what is it about right leaning single mom journalists always looking so good. I guess because conservatives still have that need to want to jerkoff to newswomen its easier to be good looking and have a "respectable" job like journalist.
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Cassandra Fairbanks had professional BDSM photos taken that are widely available. When the whole thing happened with Kathy Zhu, Ralph really misrepresented that fact, though after criticism he did backtrack a bit on ALL of her photos being revenge porn because there ain't no way in hell that set of photos are revenge porn.

Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2 said:
Haven't watched the killstream in ages, but I decided to listen to this one since it had Frank in it. Who the fuck is this Bibble guy and why does Ralph allow him on? his voice is so fucking boring sounding, like he doesn't want to be there. Has Ralph reached the bottom of barrel of yes men?
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Honestly, Bibble is the best co-host. He usually gets more time to say funny shit, though. He's got excellent timing.

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I actually *was* paying attention... Ayalla *said* she wasn't upping her prices... I'm not saying that I necessarily believe her (And I've never looked on her porn page to know,) but she did also say that the *current* price for her onlyfans site, (which yeah... is WAAY more than I would hope *any* sane person would ever pay for lewds, or even nudes...) was her *regular* price, and the previous lesser price that Andy mentioned was actually a special that she was running last month... (Seriously though, why pay even a cent for porn? that shit is free literally *everywhere* on the internet dawg... unless you have some *very* specific fetishes, if so... I can't help you lmfao).

Whores are whores, but when she said she was running a special last month that made it cheaper, and that Andy would know that if he was a subscriber, she even implied that Andy didn't pay for the lewds(?) of hers that he got, but she wasn't about to sue him over it, I couldn't help but notice that Andy didn't ever actually challenge her on that.
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Okay, I appreciate the correction. Did she say anything about offering 10% off?

Everything else I said stands. She's not gonna sue him because she'd just be pissing money away. You can find a ton of these OnlyFans hoes bringing up copyright, lawsuits, etc on Twitter. None of them will ever do it because it's fruitless. Billion dollar companies can't stop piracy.
 
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Cassandra Fairbanks had professional BDSM photos taken that are widely available. When the whole thing happened with Kathy Zhu, Ralph really misrepresented that fact, though after criticism he did backtrack a bit on ALL of her photos being revenge porn because there ain't no way in hell that set of photos are revenge porn.
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Yeah thats what i was mentioning, those BDSM photos were clearly taken over a decade ago. Although she looks much better in her revenge pornpics. But those were taken when she was like 19 right? Nothing really helps my human geographical evolution rants than the idea that she looked like that in fucking high school.

Edit:just checked and she was apparently in her 20s. Also shes just under 40 now. Which is clearly burying the lead.

Also her bdsm photos are rather tame, and she looks great in them. Leila
 
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Rand is live right now with his kid and Flamenco arguing in circles with Bronx Blogger. Yes, I wrote that correctly; between vehemently denying his own self-dox, Rand is drunkenly saving the white race by tickling and letting his kid sing on mic with a fat gay AIDS riddled sped while debating God knows what. I can't find Ryan's channel so here's Flam's instead, which tends to be archived. Changed to Rand's Youtube now that I've found it

Edit: Bronx and the kid are off now; it started at around 2:45 an hour in if you'd like to listen to the surreal disaster for yourself.
 
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I love how flam has his own little universe. With all his callers and memes. It reminds me of garry/jerry on parks&rec. He's just there as a whipping boy for the rest of the cast but in his own universe he's this cool guy that plays games well and mocks spergs and has a gf. And he has his own enemies and gayops and all this other crap.
 
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At some point in the last few weeks I've seen you in chats talking about your work with the call screening and it did leave me with a few questions I've been meaning to ask:

1. What exactly do you expect the caller pool would look like after it's implemented? I haven't actually sat through a full guest-free episode of the Killstream in a while now but when I was still semi-regularly listening there seemed to be a big problem with a lack of call-ins period, much less good ones. With the dead air calls and callers that sound like they're drowning in a septic tank filtered out, how many calls do you think will be end up being aired each night and how many of those will be returning regular callers versus new ones?

2. Ralph has mentioned a few times now that he has a producer, although he's mentioned having producers plural as well. I'm not gay enough to use Discord so it's possible this is something explained there but you give a quick rundown of exactly what the support staff for the show looks like right now? Are you the same Brian Stelter that's talked about producing and helping with Ralph's taxes in chat or are there others, and if so how many are there and what do they tend to do?

3. How does Ralph feel about the screening as of now? Will this be his new standard for the show going forward? The only time I remember him talking about it was briefly either on or sometime around the Dick roast and he seemed flippant of the idea - I assume he's talked a little more since then but I haven't been keeping up.
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To answer your first question, I actually have numbers I can cite from my notes on the last 3 days of call-ins. There are a few thing I want to go over about calls that i've been noticing from my time doing it so far before that though. First, it makes a big difference when Ralph specifically asks for callers to call in, vs when he doesn't shout it out. On Tuesday we had 2 callers in the Ready room for the first hour, and then after Ralph told people to call in and talk to Frank we suddenly had 12 people in the Green Room I had to quickly process to get them prepped and audio tested. People seem to just forget that they can call in and talk, but they are actively excited to ask questions when they do. Almost all the people I have spoken to in my Screen Room had topics ready and were enthused to talk to the hosts about whatever news story was being spoken about at the time, to crack a joke, or to ask a guest a question/berate a guest. Tonight was especially good, with a lot of people wanting to dogpile the Onision-adjacent girl for her OnlyFans thottery. Also very importantly, in the last 3 days I have not actually curated anyone out of the caller list. A couple of callers have chosen to not call in after I asked them what topic they wanted to talk about, and they realized they didn't have anything relevant to say, and 2 or 3 have had tech issues that were irreparable and had to bow out, but I haven't actually had to stonewall anyone non-voluntarily so far.

The call-in numbers the last few days have looked like this:

Monday - No Guests:
13 Total Callers
Returning Callers: 10
New Callers: 3

Tuesday - Frank Hassle:
17 Total Callers
Returning Callers: 12
New Callers: 5

Wednesday - Ayalla Karina/Bowblax/Short Frank Hassle Cameo:
20 Total Callers
Returning Callers: 16
New Callers: 4


On your second question, I am not Brian Stelter, and I don't actually know who he is. He might go by a different username on Discord, but I have no idea in what way he assists the show. As far as I know the core team working on the show is Kazeeas running the discord operations, Gator handling tech support, Bibble doing some limited talent booking, and various other mods keeping the Discord clean.

On your final question, as far as I have heard from him he and the other hosts are pleased with the results so far, and this will probably be the new format for call-ins going forward. I have fixed the audio of at least a dozen callers so far and helped mitigate tech gaffs as much as I possibly can, and overall call quality seems to be increasing, I.E. responsiveness to being pulled in and the caller having a prepared topic or question. So far I have also all but gotten universally positive feedback from callers and show viewers, everyone who's called in seems to think i'm doing a good job at it and being helpful.


Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2 said:
Haven't watched the killstream in ages, but I decided to listen to this one since it had Frank in it. Who the fuck is this Bibble guy and why does Ralph allow him on? his voice is so fucking boring sounding, like he doesn't want to be there. Has Ralph reached the bottom of barrel of yes men?
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Your in a small minority when it comes to that opinion. Bibble and his running gags/willingness to challenge guests in an aggressive fashion is thought of as the best thing to happen to the show in the last year by most people. You probably just need to hear him talk more to really get a feel for him as a host, as hes really good in all the projects that he has his hands in, between his own show the PG LGBTQAARP Stream, The Saturday Sunset, Sunday Afternoon D&D, and the Killstream.
 
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2020Suicide said:
And Cassandra is a legit journalist (at least among the non-mainstream poltical viewpoints sphere) who just happened to have flaunted her body back when she was desperate for cash during the myspace days. And honestly its sort of ironic how she has a better body, face, persona than most of these other bitches shilling their onlyfans yet she'd rather make articles about dunking on leftists or whatever she does, being a single mom probably factors a lot into that. Also what is it about right leaning single mom journalists always looking so good.
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Filters. That's what makes her look so good.

She looks part gremlin without them.
 
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