Inactive Cooking with Simply Sara / Sara Potter

[Stinky Britches]

My favorite part was the end. Where Jamie was in the background clearly wacking off while wearing his headphones to politely listen to porn while dear Sara made him some heart attack soup.

 

[AmbiTron]

The best thing about this cow is the video where someone dubbed over it with a man's voice calling herself Beefneck Mcgillicutty. I laughed so hard I nearly threw up. Beefneck is truly the perfect name for this woman. She has more neck than head.

 

[OstREEEch]

I couldn't do Episode 1, it's simply too much Sara, so I went right to Episode 2 of the "torettini soup,' where she throws in cream cheese and cream to make it alfredo. I think my favorite part is when she uses those autistic choppers from Tupperware and throws in a little sales pitch.

Then you definitely should go back to some of her streams, where she uses a Tupperware container that COOKS MEAT IN THE MICROWAVE. I swear she had to put some shit in there for 40 minutes.

 

[Constellationzero]

The best thing about this cow is the video where someone dubbed over it with a man's voice calling herself Beefneck Mcgillicutty. I laughed so hard I nearly threw up. Beefneck is truly the perfect name for this woman. She has more neck than head.

Ahh... say no more, frien!

Beefneck Mcgillicutty - Tomato Juice Soup - video dailymotion

I made a mistake...

www.dailymotion.com

Dr. Danglers had to move these treasures over to Daily Motion because Sara chimped out. Also be sure to check out the obvious skirt that doubles as a halter top.

EDIT: wouldn't let me embed.

 

[Uncle Meat]

I never understood why someone does a fake voice over the top when the real voice and dialogue that goes with the video is funnier and is delivered with a funnier accent.

 

[Constellationzero]

I never understood why someone does a fake voice over the top when the real voice and dialogue that goes with the video is funnier and is delivered with a funnier accent.

The secret is in the juicy wet anal rips and toilet noises.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

I never understood why someone does a fake voice over the top when the real voice and dialogue that goes with the video is funnier and is delivered with a funnier accent.

I agree. Part of the fun is listening to her struggle for air each time a badly mangled word comes out of her mouth.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

Because I know you'll want to get an early start on your Sunday meal, not to mention get a glimpse of Sara's bare legs and feet:

You can see in Video 2 that she can barely contain herself from shoveling that into her mouth!

 

[OstREEEch]

“Melded bubber” - my favorite Sarah-speak.

 

[burntgrilledcheese]

Because I know you'll want to get an early start on your Sunday meal, not to mention get a glimpse of Sara's bare legs and feet:

You can see in Video 2 that she can barely contain herself from shoveling that into her mouth!

Creamy cheese
Creamy chicken cheese
Chicken cheesy
CREAMY CHEESY CHICKEN CASSEROLE

 

[Uncle Meat]

not to mention get a glimpse of Sara's bare legs and feet

We know she hasn't been able to look down and see them herself for many years.

 

[Milka]

Why are there never honest opinions in Sara's comments? I suppose it should be fair to say that she is fat and not healthy.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

Why are there never honest opinions in Sara's comments? I suppose it should be fair to say that she is fat and not healthy.

I wonder that too. Does she watch comments that closely to dump any that aren't complimentary?

 

[Uncle Meat]

She was really sick a few years ago. On death's door. She's bounced back. There is a video about it. The people encouraging her probably remember when she disappeared from view for a year and are saying nice things because she has gotten so much better since then. (Yes, it is possible to be worse than she is now.)

 

[Constellationzero]

I wonder that too. Does she watch comments that closely to dump any that aren't complimentary?

Yes, she has. It's been discussed over on Voat, although I haven't been there in over a year.

And RE: Sara's pneumonia... she had to be airlifted to a hospital that (by her own admission) had only TWO FUCKING BEDS equipped to deal with her fat ass. I'm sure her doctor has censured her up, down, sideways, and diagonally for being non-compliant, in denial about her health, and a waste of valuable resources. And after all that, she got fucking BIGGER.

But don't take my word for it:

 

[OstREEEch]

Yes, she has. It's been discussed over on Voat, although I haven't been there in over a year.

And RE: Sara's pneumonia... she had to be airlifted to a hospital that (by her own admission) had only TWO FUCKING BEDS equipped to deal with her fat ass. I'm sure her doctor has censured her up, down, sideways, and diagonally for being non-compliant, in denial about her health, and a waste of valuable resources. And after all that, she got fucking BIGGER.

But don't take my word for it:

With the amount of food she has to buy weekly. I am surprised she hasn’t contracted COVID, and gotten another flight to the obeast sized bed that lets her breath without her fat getting in the way.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

I swear to God, Sara's losing it. And fast!

Why go to all this work to make a hugely fattening, probably miserable tasting, chicken sandwich?

 

[Constellationzero]

I swear to God, Sara's losing it. And fast!

Why go to all this work to make a hugely fattening, probably miserable tasting, chicken sandwich?

Because FAAAAAAATTTT!!

And it's society's fault...or some shit. She's huuulllthy!

 

[Milka]

Imagine you put a whole jar of mayonnaise in a mass of tomatoes and crackers and then call it "salad" while you can hardly breathe. This is just Sara in a nutshell.

 

[Constellationzero]

Looks like something my cat's done on the carpet before. And if it persisted beyond a day he was off to the vet.