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' with luxury en suite bathrooms" yeah i can see how the word slipped into her vocabularyThe word luxury is probably in the name of the place. Like, Welcome to Fatty Square, Luxury Apartments. She's such a dummy.
This is like something out of a Hemingway story. Beautiful prose, Drygorl."I have mixed feelings but I'm dealing with them" she said, shirt covered in food debris
Sperg here, but where's her CPAP machine? Even when she and Peetz went to a hotel for a night (just friends, tee hee), she took the CPAP. Why would she not get a bedside table to put her CPAP on first thing?
Tbh having a racing car bed would actually make him one iota more interesting.I’m surprised Peetz doesn’t sleep in a racing car bed to be honest. It’s obvious he’s not intending to bring any ladies home to that bedroom...
That being said, I wonder if Peetz will win her enlarged heart. After failing to date anyone and loosing the ability to fit through the door I wonder if she'll finally say "fuck it, Peetz is better than nothing".
Yeah, he doesn't look like he gives two fucks about her food choices. He's is one of those people who will say "we are both adults here, I am not making her eating junk food if she wants she can have a salad",
It only took three minutes and forty seconds for her to start complaining about the stairs. I’ll never understand how she could not have recognized that as a problem.
Peetz was living at home with his mom, he didn't have any of his own furniture I am guessing.So, I missed something. Did Peetz not have a bed before? What was he sleeping on in his other place? And why a twin? You can't tell me a full would have cost that much more.
Man, he is fully resigned to never getting laid again, because if he thinks Chinny is going to invite him to share her sacred bedchamber, he's got another thing coming.
Just for fun, I looked up Ottawa + Luxury Apartment. Here's a sample; all are from actual apartments for rent:
Luxury apartment kitchen in Ottawa:
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Luxury apartment bathroom in Ottawa:
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Luxury apartment bedroom in Ottawa:
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Luxury apartment living room in Ottawa:
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Now, let's refresh our memory of Clotso's luxury apartment:
She starts with the best part of the apartment:
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Shows us the very last thing she will see before she dies:
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The deluxe kitchen. They don't make 'em like that anymore:
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Heheh, it's only an optical illusion, but I can almost see a layer of grease staining all of it yellow already...
Luxury crapper. Someone spruced up the place and didn't even bother putting a fresh roll of toilet paper on the wall? I bet Freely has a fluffy full roll next to her toilet.
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I have never seen worse feng shui in a luxury apartment living room...
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Heheheh...the stairway looks so luxurious but so ominous, like it is waiting for its first victim
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Beyond amazing, she described it.
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So, I guess the lesson here is that trusting Clotso to understand what luxury means is an unwise endeavor. Trusting her not to embellish and exaggerate would be the true mark of a chump. And expecting her to be truthful is for the most mediocre of rubes at best.
There is nothing wrong with not having a luxury apartment. A majority of people don't, after all. No shame in renting a place like Clotso's...
But I was kinda looking forward to seeing just how far off her discussions of the apartment and furniture would be from reality. I'd say they were off about as much as we had expected...
Heheh, Peetz is such a cuck
Good lord, I can only imagine what the wall without the hand rail will look like with clotso trying to work her way up and down those stairs after one of her greasy, napkin less, mukbangs. Sheesh.View attachment 1234384 Who is going to maintain the carpet on those stairs?