Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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Chris Cuomo's radio meltdown set to sad music

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In an odd sort of way, people like Cuomo are valuable to us in these grim times, just not as news sources. They are terrible people and it's clear they're really suffering like the souls of sinners in hell and that knowledge brings the rest of us great spiritual comfort. Sure they may have a 7 figure income and $20,000 fridges full of ice cream and an exemption from the rules they loudly advocate for the rest of but they're still not happy because when someone asks them a hostile question they're not allowed to beat the shit of that person. Because as a journalist making a load of money asking people hostile questions, you can see that would really bother them.
 
I've reached my limit with the racket every day at 7 PM in a neighborhood that's seen few hospitalizations and fewer deaths, the long bread lines and the absolute inability of the nipple ring brandishing blowhard NY governor to fix the Unemployment website so I can file a goddamn claim because shit is getting real and some asshole already chimped out at 5:30 AM in my building and all I have a improvised weapons and a huge part of the NYPD is out on sick leave. I can't watch the news anymore because if I see Cuomo droning on and on like a mongoloid in third grade one more time I'm going to lose my shit.
You know, a real jerk would sneak around these apartment buildings and go into the basement and start shutting off breakers to see what happens. A Square D key or a generic passkey isn't exactly hard to come by; a wonder bar is even easier to find. And most people have no concept of flipping a breaker to turn the lights back on, let alone possessing the initiative to go into the electrical room to check.

Just saying... if you wanted to spice up your quarantine, Ms. Supremacist. :lit:
 
Dominic Raab, First Secretary of State and acting Prime Minister has announced the UK's lockdown will continue for at least another 3 weeks.

The government will only begin lifting restrictions when five test criteria are met, these are:

1. The NHS can cope across the whole of the UK

2. There is a sustained fall in UK death rates (they're currently hovering around the high 700s)

3. The rate of infection decreases (it holds at about 4,500 mark)

4. Supply and testing of PPE is able to meet demand.

5. No risk of a 2nd peak occuring.
 
Dominic Raab, First Secretary of State and acting Prime Minister has announced the UK's lockdown will continue for at least another 3 weeks.

The government will only begin lifting restrictions when five test criteria are met, these are:

1. The NHS can cope across the whole of the UK

2. There is a sustained fall in UK death rates (they're currently hovering around the high 700s)

3. The rate of infection decreases (it holds at about 4,500 mark)

4. Supply and testing of PPE is able to meet demand.

5. No risk of a 2nd peak occuring.

"No risk of a second peak" ... you're gonna stay locked up forever boyeos. That literally can't be assessed until it's happened. Unless everyone's infected of course.
 
"No risk of a second peak" ... you're gonna stay locked up forever boyeos. That literally can't be assessed until it's happened. Unless everyone's infected of course.

I suspect they mean a rapid one that will overrun the Nightingales or fuck the NHS's capacity up utterly. Herd immunity is still the background strategy and we've already got data from SAGE suggesting that the infection rate has dropped below 1.0, so I think they're going to see how much it will burn itself out first.
 
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goddamn even cnn is talking about this. sorry if it's been posted already, but I immediately thought of you nerds when I saw this. idk if it really means much for now, but I guess at least this gives us some vindication for going sperg on BLAST analyses a couple months ago when china was acting sketchy as fuck over giving people access to investigation lmao. it could also mean that they've found something interesting, even if it's not provable yet. idk, but it gives me some renewed interest.

though even if they can somehow pinpoint someone at the lab as being patient zero or something (not really sure how they're "taking a hard look at it"), i think it might not actually be possible to prove whether or not it's artificial. it seems like the virus has some evidence of a genetic recombination event, but given how bats frequently carry multiple viruses at the same time, and given that the exchanged bits both occur in bat viruses, such a thing could occur naturally. iirc the bit that appears inserted seemed convenient, but I guess that's how natural selection works.

if we wanted to bring that analysis back, maybe restriction enzymes with similar size and recognition sequence could at least give a hint of putative mechanism? or if it's crispr maybe off-target effects could be identified genome-wide or something? idk i'm more specialized on the computation end, we need to bring that otterly fellow back in here lmao.
 

goddamn even cnn is talking about this. sorry if it's been posted already, but I immediately thought of you nerds when I saw this. idk if it really means much for now, but I guess at least this gives us some vindication for going sperg on BLAST analyses a couple months ago when china was acting sketchy as fuck over giving people access to investigation lmao. it could also mean that they've found something interesting, even if it's not provable yet. idk, but it gives me some renewed interest.

though even if they can somehow pinpoint someone at the lab as being patient zero or something (not really sure how they're "taking a hard look at it"), i think it might not actually be possible to prove whether or not it's artificial. it seems like the virus has some evidence of a genetic recombination event, but given how bats frequently carry multiple viruses at the same time, and given that the exchanged bits both occur in bat viruses, such a thing could occur naturally. iirc the bit that appears inserted seemed convenient, but I guess that's how natural selection works.

if we wanted to bring that analysis back, maybe restriction enzymes with similar size and recognition sequence could at least give a hint of putative mechanism? or if it's crispr maybe off-target effects could be identified genome-wide or something? idk i'm more specialized on the computation end, we need to bring that otterly fellow back in here lmao.
The virus not being artificial isn’t proof that it didn’t originate from a lab. Even then, it might be “artificial” in the same way that domesticated crops are “artificial” - selectively mutated though artificial selection.

I do hope they’re able to find proof one way or another.
 
Dominic Raab, First Secretary of State and acting Prime Minister has announced the UK's lockdown will continue for at least another 3 weeks.

The government will only begin lifting restrictions when five test criteria are met, these are:

1. The NHS can cope across the whole of the UK

2. There is a sustained fall in UK death rates (they're currently hovering around the high 700s)

3. The rate of infection decreases (it holds at about 4,500 mark)

4. Supply and testing of PPE is able to meet demand.

5. No risk of a 2nd peak occuring.

Bitch you gonna be in quarantine till Christmas. Of next year.
 
Again, you need ROOT to do that, and my phone does not have ROOT capability. And I like being able to DD checks, and guess what doesnt work with a rooted phone? Banking apps.
If I remember right you can kind of uninstall it using adb, I've done it myself and it seems to break some of my apps that I used to use (Uber, Maps, games, etc) so I'm assuming it works. Ok I reread it, it uninstalls it from the current user instead of the entire system, probably as good as it's going to get for removing Google services without root.
 
Again, you need ROOT to do that, and my phone does not have ROOT capability. And I like being able to DD checks, and guess what doesnt work with a rooted phone? Banking apps.
You do financial stuff on your phone?!?

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Brave new world I guess.
 

goddamn even cnn is talking about this. sorry if it's been posted already, but I immediately thought of you nerds when I saw this. idk if it really means much for now, but I guess at least this gives us some vindication for going sperg on BLAST analyses a couple months ago when china was acting sketchy as fuck over giving people access to investigation lmao. it could also mean that they've found something interesting, even if it's not provable yet. idk, but it gives me some renewed interest.

though even if they can somehow pinpoint someone at the lab as being patient zero or something (not really sure how they're "taking a hard look at it"), i think it might not actually be possible to prove whether or not it's artificial. it seems like the virus has some evidence of a genetic recombination event, but given how bats frequently carry multiple viruses at the same time, and given that the exchanged bits both occur in bat viruses, such a thing could occur naturally. iirc the bit that appears inserted seemed convenient, but I guess that's how natural selection works.

if we wanted to bring that analysis back, maybe restriction enzymes with similar size and recognition sequence could at least give a hint of putative mechanism? or if it's crispr maybe off-target effects could be identified genome-wide or something? idk i'm more specialized on the computation end, we need to bring that otterly fellow back in here lmao.

If what you want is the god damned sequence, ISCIII got it in full. If you want the spike proteins it uses we also got it. Indeed it seems they analized the fucking thing left and right as much as could be expected. Here's some links:

Overall, first of my declaration of bias. From the beginig I said this was likely originated from the BSL4 but not artificial. I still believe so. We know the BSL4 was researching coronaviri, we know it uses bats as research subjects and we know their higiene is fucking abhorrent, so I think that seals the deal for me. As for wether or not it's artificial... Let me actually go through in a bit more detail.

ISCIII sequenced 140 viral samples from all over the fucking planet. Result most obvious is this virus is actually EXTREMELY STABLE FOR ITS KIND. They were identical in well past 99.9% of its genome. Which means that the mutations are really fucking small. This has 2 conclusions.
1-It's not nearly as quick to mutate as the flu, meaning we're probably not gonna have too many new waves if we bomb china before they eat another fucking bat.
2-This was not artificially created by ways that make the genome less stable.
Point 2 is important because most ways of artificially creating a virus make it less stable. So that means either the chinks were ultralucky with the random methods (unlikely) or they were testing a natural viri. As for the non-random methods: could the chinks have inserted a fragment of DNA by recombination?

Well, the stability doesn't necessarily answer that one, for one reason, the virus is a bacteriophage, meaning it infects bacteria. And sadly bacteriophages can add to their genome part of a bacteria's genome without necessarily weakening their own genome's structure. This however tends to only happen on virus with high rate of mutation (everything that changes the dna, be it recombination or mutation happens when it's thermodynamically weak, if the DNA has a strong structure it just stays bound to itself and nothing can fuck with it. Statistically speaking of course DNA always mutates sooner or later) point is, while that is a plausible entry, it only means we should check further.

And have we found any bacterial DNA? no. This virus is a coronavirus through and through, it's SARS-2 beer boogaloo. The mutations it sports are really fucking small and we see no clearcut genes that would indicate artificial insertion, like any selector gene. See, when I add a gene to a virus, I tend to like being able to identify which samples have it. For these we use resistance genes or markers like that. This got none of that, so if it was artificial they added very little DNA without any marker. I'm not gonna say the chinks didn't do that, but I will say no sane researcher would do something that fucking retarded. Sadly that doesn't discard china.

Overall though. Our only possible hypotheses for artificial virus are:
-They used bacterial insertion to add miniscule mutations perfectly capable of appearing randomly without any marker.
-They used random methods and got so lucky that not only did this not weaken the genetic structure but the mutations wound up making it more stable than normal, while also not being nearly as many as we would expect from the more agressive method.

I'd say this is a normal, natural virus. It's proteins are the usual coronavirus shit, it's DNA has no trace of weird lab shit, Corona-chan ain't got no silicone that bossom is all natural, baby. My proposed origin is SARS, an already horrifying virus, was left to fester in bats until her less potent but way more virulent little sister came crawling out of the bats then some fucking idiot managed to get infected playing with bats.
 
Dominic Raab, First Secretary of State and acting Prime Minister has announced the UK's lockdown will continue for at least another 3 weeks.

The government will only begin lifting restrictions when five test criteria are met, these are:

1. The NHS can cope across the whole of the UK

2. There is a sustained fall in UK death rates (they're currently hovering around the high 700s)

3. The rate of infection decreases (it holds at about 4,500 mark)

4. Supply and testing of PPE is able to meet demand.

5. No risk of a 2nd peak occuring.

It seems sensible but what the UK really needs is for Raab to be sent out to take the mock and abuse journalists.

I'd be a lot happier with the Conservatives if their spokesdrones were a bit snarkier. I mean I'm probably going to have to vote for them because of a lack of any viable alternative but I'd be a lot happier doing it if they were a bit more Trumpian when dealing with scumbag journalists.
 
It seems sensible but what the UK really needs is for Raab to be sent out to take the mock and abuse journalists.

I'd be a lot happier with the Conservatives if their spokesdrones were a bit snarkier. I mean I'm probably going to have to vote for them because of a lack of any viable alternative but I'd be a lot happier doing it if they were a bit more Trumpian when dealing with scumbag journalists.

Honestly you may not really want that. See, you want Trump. What you don't want is your politics to think you want Trump. Over here we got one of those, some blonde argentinian bitch from Vox. Thing is she seems to be convinced that "imitating Trump" just means "Constantly insulting everyone, acting as if you're better than the world and everyone should kiss your feet, and always blaming someone else for every stupid thing you do." it gets annoying really, really fast. It's like they just think people like Trump because he's offensive, and they didn't get the memmo that the reason people like Trump is that the media was taking offense but he was actually right. Nothing gets duller than an unabashed asshole just constantly spewing bullshit hoping people call them out without even being funny about it. Like she can't even get a good reaction out of the journalists, 'cause A3Media got no fucking spine so every intervention by her is just followed by the journalist trying to move on like that was nothing it gets so fucking boring so fucking fast.
 
It seems sensible but what the UK really needs is for Raab to be sent out to take the mock and abuse journalists.

I'd be a lot happier with the Conservatives if their spokesdrones were a bit snarkier. I mean I'm probably going to have to vote for them because of a lack of any viable alternative but I'd be a lot happier doing it if they were a bit more Trumpian when dealing with scumbag journalists.

Honestly, I wholeheartedly agree, and the fact it's Mild Mannered Hancock who was the first to break amuses me and puts another little tick in my "he's alright" box.

The current attitude is apparently "Brick in fog" where they treat the questioner as if it's someone blindly throwing a brick into fog.

I really wish that Hancock had exploded at the Channel 4 journalist, or just told him he was despicable for asking such a question and to move on immediately.

Same as they repeat the same question hoping for a different answer, if it was me I'd simply go "anyone asking any variation of a question already asked will not be allowed any follow up questions."

I suspect the MSM would mature very quickly then.
 
Honestly you may not really want that. See, you want Trump. What you don't want is your politics to think you want Trump. Over here we got one of those, some blonde argentinian bitch from Vox. Thing is she seems to be convinced that "imitating Trump" just means "Constantly insulting everyone, acting as if you're better than the world and everyone should kiss your feet, and always blaming someone else for every stupid thing you do." it gets annoying really, really fast. It's like they just think people like Trump because he's offensive, and they didn't get the memmo that the reason people like Trump is that the media was taking offense but he was actually right. Nothing gets duller than an unabashed asshole just constantly spewing bullshit hoping people call them out without even being funny about it. Like she can't even get a good reaction out of the journalists, 'cause A3Media got no fucking spine so every intervention by her is just followed by the journalist trying to move on like that was nothing it gets so fucking boring so fucking fast.
Great post. What you describe is exactly the same mistake that Sargon made. And that was on top of being unlikable and unqualified.
 
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Polish numbers for the last few days. Daily cases/percentage growth on the left, daily number of tests on the right (trailing by a day because the way we get these reports is not too well synchronized, basically the number of tests is for a given day, but half of daily detections are actually cases confirmed the day before in evening and night hours; best not to think about it too much).

It was pretty much like I thought and testing dropped rather sharply because of Easter (private laboratories are closed on holidays and some public healthcare workers probably got some badly needed break too; Easter is important around here). Still, less than 5000 tests when we have a potential daily throughput of 20 thousand is rather pathetic. Didn't bother posting those numbers before because there was no point reporting bunk data. We're getting back to normal now and there's the expected spike in detections, but much less than I was afraid. Still far below 400 daily. The daily peak of 475 has been ten days ago now. It seems like we're past the peak for good and slowly walking off the plateau.

Overall numbers are: 7918 total cases: 6830 unresolved, 774 recovered, 314 dead.

Starting from today we're obligated by law to cover our mouth and nose when in public space (not necessarily with a mask; a scarf or bandana will also do, as would a plague doctor mask I imagine). Some other restrictions are being slowly lifted, most notably forests and parks are accessible again. The decision to close forests from the public was rather pointless and fortunately didn't last long, for parks it was probably a necessity because some city folk would keep congregating there disregarding all safety concerns.

At the same time the minister is talking about the "new normal", that certain restrictions and new habits could stay with us for a year or two and masks will be required until a vaccine is developed. We'll see.
 
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