Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

jack is boomer-ing it up on FB

you sure can imagine because it's the last place you'll be fat fuck

 

[Comma]

[ARCHIVED][720p] Sweet Baby Ray's NO SUGAR ADDED (1G sugar) BONUS VIDEO [Cooking With Jack Show - April 14, 2020]

[ARCHIVED][720p] Creamy Cajun Chicken (Homerun Recipe) [Cooking With Jack Show - April 14, 2020]

-EDIT- Oh, and he put up another one of those shitty videos about them ordering shit through an app. And of course he's being an autistic boomer about extra sauce/dressing.

[ARCHIVED][480p] Olive Garden Quarantine Video [Jack on the Go Show - April 15, 2020]

 

[Shabobus]

Jack has a very unique definition of Christian
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One way ticket straight to hell.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

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Aha, is Jack seriously trying to convince anyone that he knows what goes on inside a gym?

 

[Lousy Cleaning Service]

Aha, is Jack seriously trying to convince anyone that he knows what goes on inside a gym?

Maybe I'm confusing two different videos but didn't he go to the gym last year with T and basically watch her play on an elliptical machine for 15 minutes and then they went to Arby's right afterwards?

 

[Aaway]

Maybe I'm confusing two different videos but didn't he go to the gym last year with T and basically watch her play on an elliptical machine for 15 minutes and then they went to Arby's right afterwards?

yeah i recall him posting on FB about how he went with tammy to the gym but it turned out he was just there on his wheelchair watching her workout

but there was a time where they both worked out at the gym (when jack had two working arms) and they went to hardee's after

 

[Honzou]

Only the trashiest for these two vile, grotesquely stereotypical Americans. Six entrees and six salads. Extra everything because gross. Spending well over fifty dollars for meals that could easily be made, altogether, for a small fraction of that. To top it off, Jack has to get even shittier at the end, bitching that he can't add more crap onto the to-go meal, which is fucked because they added chicken to the alfredo to-go. As insane as it seems, this almost seems like a new low.

Hey they just want to feed the entire homeless population of his neighborhood.

My favorite part is the instruction add extra sauce and dressing to EVERYTHING. This is why americans get ridiculed on the internet. All the food looks awful too.

 

[Aaway]

Hey they just want to feed the entire homeless population of his neighborhood.

My favorite part is the instruction add extra sauce and dressing to EVERYTHING. This is why americans get ridiculed on the internet. All the food looks awful too.

you'd think jack would take this time to support mom and pop joints

nope, he orders fucking olive garden

 

[Aaway]

trying to protect people during a global pandemic
"extreme measures" according to jack

 

[stets]

Jack reviews more no name Chinese shovelware. He’s shocked that a three-way charging pad can be so cheap. He’ll probably be equally shocked and rage when the piece of shit inevitably breaks in two months.

 

[AnOminous]

but there was a time where they both worked out at the gym (when jack had two working arms) and they went to hardee's after

Very Christian. I can't wait for this fat fuck to die so I can dance on his grave.

trying to protect people during a global pandemic
"extreme measures" according to jack

As much as I hate Jack, Garcetti and everyone in that weird political clan with that same last name is absolute garbage and should be wiped from the face of the planet.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

I’m beginning to believe that Jack wants to die.

 

[Beluga]

Ah yes, gyms and barber shops, two places Jack frequented assiduously before the pandemic. I'm sure he misses them greatly.

 

[Fatal Cardiac Infarction]

So do I, but I wish everyone would die so...

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Ah yes, gyms and barber shops, two places Jack frequented assiduously before the pandemic. I'm sure he misses them greatly.

Jack also doesn’t patronize large venues, like arenas and stadiums. He’s interested in reopening two things: theatres, so he can continue to use his movie subscription pass, and restaurants.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Ah yes, gyms and barber shops, two places Jack frequented assiduously before the pandemic. I'm sure he misses them greatly.

He wants others to test the waters before he does.

 

[Aaway]

Jack also doesn’t patronize large venues, like arenas and stadiums. He’s interested in reopening two things: theatres, so he can continue to use his movie subscription pass, and restaurants.

yeah i was gonna say its not like everywhere being closed has really affected his daily routine much, aside from the movies.

he's still able to order takeout from wherever he wants and film his 4 minute JOTG video. and its not like he goes to bars since tammy doesn't let him drink

 

[salmonellajack]

Is he still going to murder school... sorry church... every Sunday with Big T?

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Is he still going to murder school... sorry church... every Sunday with Big T?

Don't think church services are on during the lockdown. They're probably doing online church.

 

[DuckSucker]

USPS out here trying to save people from jack's sauce

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I dont know how this guy got recommended to me by youtube but this dude has a video of himself trying the sauces (and gagging on them) but he also gives you a glimpse of how Jack packages them to ship. Tip: Fuck bubble wrap or even individually wrapping, that shit is too rich and too much effort for Boomer Jack's blood and one remaining arm; the customer is just gonna have to suck it up and not be a little bitch, any problems are everybody else's fault--a slim blanket on top and bottom of newspaper has worked fine for him. (Though you can guarantee fire and brimstone if he got a package shipped that way, he would probably threaten a bad review and probably demand money back, regardless of receiving the product in decent condition, then leave a middling-review-to-bad-review-anyway for the inconvenience of him having to do complain.)

Ive used newspaper to move fragile items when I was moving but the thing is, you do that when YOU YOURSELF are moving the boxes and overseeing the process and being gentle.

USPS is gonna dropkick your shit all over the place, retard.