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i don't play warzone or many battle royale games
is belonging to the top 94% good or bad?
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is belonging to the top 94% good or bad?
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See how long you can last during this 3-minute clip:
He camped for a further 4 minutes on that roof.
He camped for a further 4 minutes on that roof.
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bad
basically (and incorrectly, but just go along)
if there were 100 players, he would be ranked 94
not even top 90%
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Think of it this way: who doesn't belong to the top 94%? Only the bottom 6%. Phil is abysmal.
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DSP had one good game yesterday where he actually got a string of kills and got 6 before he died in 10th place.
Other than that, I've never seen him get more than 2. Even then, he only gets 2 when people run into him.
Of course, DSP was upset at himself for putting himself in a vulnerable position. He should have hid more.
Other than that, I've never seen him get more than 2. Even then, he only gets 2 when people run into him.
Of course, DSP was upset at himself for putting himself in a vulnerable position. He should have hid more.
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This was a whole lotta ded air with the equivalent of a sound clip every thirty seconds or so, and a little salt at the end.
Can't change who you are, I guess.
TheyCallItNPD
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If there's about to be a chargeback saga, Phil might wish he hadn't spent the past year saying "Tips helps me the most".
It's very straightforward logic to which Phil seemed oblivious: If you spend more than a couple of months saying, "I won't get paid by Twitch for another 3 weeks" then it ceases to be true. A month later you've had your next Twitch payment. Then a month later you've had your next. And so on. So if you'd pushed your audience to kaahntribute with bits and subscriptions, you'd be getting as much money as you need every month.
Twitch payments also provide the safety net of no chargebacks.
Needing tips because the Twitch cheque is always "3 weeks away" is SUCH terrible logic that I can't believe Phil is that stupid. I've always wondered what kind of 4D chess he's really playing with tips.
It's very straightforward logic to which Phil seemed oblivious: If you spend more than a couple of months saying, "I won't get paid by Twitch for another 3 weeks" then it ceases to be true. A month later you've had your next Twitch payment. Then a month later you've had your next. And so on. So if you'd pushed your audience to kaahntribute with bits and subscriptions, you'd be getting as much money as you need every month.
Twitch payments also provide the safety net of no chargebacks.
Needing tips because the Twitch cheque is always "3 weeks away" is SUCH terrible logic that I can't believe Phil is that stupid. I've always wondered what kind of 4D chess he's really playing with tips.
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There is no 4D chess other than GIMME! GIMME! GIMME!!! NOW! NOW! NOW!
It's HIS money. It's bullshit that Twitch makes him wait a month to get HIS money. HE DESERVES that money! It's his! Twitch is developed by a bunch of dumbass people that are book-smart, not street-smart!
I'd wager there's no 4D chess.
Phil is just too short-sighted. His reasoning for his love for tips is probably just that he'd much rather have a constant influx of money than having to plan himself at the beginning of each month.
I mean, the same logic can be applied to his taxes. Why does he ever need to have a fundraiser for taxes when he could, at the beginning of each month, separate part of his income from the past month to be used for taxes?
He is not a man who plans his life. He wouldn't be in the situation he is in right now if he were such a man.
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Not entirely. Subscriptions can easily be refunded through Twitch, as well. Although you have to do it within a day.
Some have said that if you purchase bits with a credit card you can effectively chargeback as well, but I wouldn't try that.
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink
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Um WRONG you idiot, he can’t wait a month for twitch payments because he’s always got bills due!
dsflfdsl23012
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You know what..seeing his $500,000 in debt I could possibly believe he's literally got bills coming in every day lol
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Life doesn't work that way it's not black & white. Obviously PayPal is stupid he has business expenses everyday. Those bills won't just pay themselves. Money is made to be spent on Gatcha games.
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The latest case of pigsplain is related to the 90's and early 2000's. Apparently everyone was super edgy and raunchy ala howard stern. So phil did nothing wrong, he only did the edgy shit because thats how everything was. (no it fucking wasn't)
The other 93 players were Asian.
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink
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Okay you’re getting confused, it’s an honest mistake. Your problem here is forgetting that phil is a sociopath and nothing beyond his immediate view exists or matters. Phil listened to Howard stern and it was edgy, and phil is the center of the world so obviously the entire world is edgy
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Lol he sounds absolutely terrible today. He must have seriously upped his gin intake recently for it to get this bad. How bad can his allergies be when he never fucking goes outside?
Great pre stream though. Dedicated to the banned users worshipping at Phil's feet to get unbanned.
Great pre stream though. Dedicated to the banned users worshipping at Phil's feet to get unbanned.
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Maybe a chargeback saga could be what sustains the vest streak deep into the sweltering Seattle summer heat wave of 80 degree F
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See, Phil's strategy in Warzone isn't necessarily a bad one. Reduced risk of being killed because hes not trying to make his presence known. Hell, you could do that by accident just by being lucky enough to never encounter anyone. The downside to that strategy is you're going to have less gear, while the players doing the killing will have more, and you're passively letting strong players weed out the weak ones. If the strongest player alive is better than you and better equipped than you, you've signed your death warrant.
The big issue with Phil's camping strat is mostly that it's boring as fuck to watch. Nobody cares to watch him stare at a fucking door for 5 minutes while waiting to be pushed to the next circle, and god help you if he can stay aimed at that door for multiple circles. As a streamer, he could greatly benefit from being more aggressive because its funner to watch, and itll help him get more experience with the game.
The big issue with Phil's camping strat is mostly that it's boring as fuck to watch. Nobody cares to watch him stare at a fucking door for 5 minutes while waiting to be pushed to the next circle, and god help you if he can stay aimed at that door for multiple circles. As a streamer, he could greatly benefit from being more aggressive because its funner to watch, and itll help him get more experience with the game.
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