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CWCissey said:
Just think, if Spoony is actually dead, the last thing anyone said anything meaningful about him was Oney making him a complete fucking bum on The Sims.
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Now that you mentioned it, what are the odds he's checked out from the world? The last tweet I remember him posting was that he was curled up in a dark corner on the floor.
 
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JuanButNotForgotten said:
Come to think of it, when he dies, how we'll be able to find out about it? It seems that he barely has any contact with his family, April doesn't want to hear from him and I don't expect Oreo to tweet "dadeh sleeps for five days, wanna go outside, woof woof" because even his dogs realizes how embarrassing this is.
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I think if he kicks it the first place we'll hear about it are tweets from Linkara, Brad, etc, or some sharp-eyed observer looking up local news articles about deaths on his street (which has crossed my mind to do when he's unusually quiet).
 
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JuanButNotForgotten said:
It seems that he barely has any contact with his family
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He seems to have fairly regular contact with his brother. In fact, they've been attending B-Fest every year together. He still attended last year, not sure if with his brother:

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But he definitely attended with his brother in 2018; he stated that they made a vlog, but then he was too lazy to edit and upload it.

Spoony massively exaggerates how depressed he is, fucker is mostly just lazy. He goes out and does stuff, probably interacts with his family pretty often.
 
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BlueSpark said:
He seems to have fairly regular contact with his brother. In fact, they've been attending B-Fest every year together. He still attended last year, not sure if with his brother:

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But he definitely attended with his brother in 2018; he stated that they made a vlog, but then he was too lazy to edit and upload it.

Spoony massively exaggerates how depressed he is, fucker is mostly just lazy. He goes out and does stuff, probably interacts with his family pretty often.
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He didn't attend B-Fest this year.

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Since the foreclosure process will be wrapped up by 2021, it was his last opportunity to attend.

CWCissey said:
Christ, how many parody accounts does Spoony have?
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Two, including himself.
 
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Can you imagine how fucking annoying it would be to sit in a theater to watch a series of movies for the day and some fucknut is making Howard the Duck puns and singing forklift songs, it would right piss you off.

Spoony should schedule a video on Youtube that he delays every week so that in the event he dies it will be released and can just be a 2006 windows movie maker slide show with text talking about finally escaping trumpland.
 
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Spoony is like Porky Minch at the end of Mother 3. He wants to just be isolated and doesn't even want any entertainment. Just to curl up and pout at how he failed at life. Just like Porky, he accepted it.

Biggest difference is, people keep beating at the Absolutely Safe Capsule thinking they can wake him up.

But he never will. But people think otherwise.
 
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A Big Bumbling Black Man said:
>I'm quiet in public to avoid saying anything stupid.
>HOWARD THE DUCK IS FOWL! [audience groans] WHAT?! WHAT THE DUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!? [audience groans] I QUACK MYSELF UP! [people get up and leave] MY COMEDY IS EGG-SCELENT!!!!! [audible sighs]
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We're also talking about the guy for whom one of the defining moments of his life was screaming like a retard in the middle of a crowded business expo and embarrassing his co-workers.
 
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By the way: The girl who posted that picture is Goggles, an ex-TGWTG who did camgirl shit for a time and is currently living in Japan doing illustration work. She apparently had feelings for Spoony at the time:

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Which makes this exchange interesting:

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Berlitz is a language education company with a big presence in Japan. Noah mentioned almost moving there around 2007 - 2008 to teach English but didn't meet April until 2012 to my knowledge, so unless his fried brain is getting dates mixed up or there's something I'm missing he might have almost quit content creation or at least taken a much different turn.

Also Goggles still has feelings for him if that's not obvious.

And also Spoony is back to his normal activity on Twitter sperging about wrestling. If that's not obvious.
 
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RJ MacReady said:
By the way: The girl who posted that picture is Goggles, an ex-TGWTG who did camgirl shit for a time and is currently living in Japan doing illustration work. She apparently had feelings for Spoony at the time:

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Berlitz is a language education company with a big presence in Japan. Noah mentioned almost moving there around 2007 - 2008 to teach English but didn't meet April until 2012 to my knowledge, so unless his fried brain is getting dates mixed up or there's something I'm missing he might have almost quit content creation or at least taken a much different turn.

Also Goggles still has feelings for him if that's not obvious.

And also Spoony is back to his normal activity on Twitter sperging about wrestling. If that's not obvious.
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Well if there's one thing for sure, she doesn't have good taste in men if she's still got feelings for current Noah.
 
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