Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Supreme Coomer]

Chris is selling his something he calls his "infamous handbag" but also buying an infamous themed backpack.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

There’s some guy who bought Chris’s Pokémon card binder:

"I'm not going to do a financial report on how much they're worth"

 

[deeman]

He can sell some organs to China if all else fails... Not for replacement but to produce an even worse virus to wipe out earth with, Autism-19

 

[anti SJW]

Is there a Holy Grail of Christory that some idiot would dump, say, a grand on just to have in their grubby little hands? Like several chunks of a Sonichu medallion in asshole sized pieces?

The Shirt. I don't know what's worse, that Chris is trying to get money for this crap, or that people are buying it.

 

[Tikbalang]

Already been done. The Sonic Totem went to some sperg for $1500.

I believe he knew he made an abomination so selling it as a way of getting rid of it.

Chris is offering his trash for sale.

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And a set of comics that he says is for charity.
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The bag is indeed infamous because of the price. It's better off send $30 straight to sweatshop workers in Bangladesh.

As for the "books", $300 is an overprice.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He can sell some organs to China if all else fails... Not for replacement but to produce an even worse virus to wipe out earth with, Autism-19

The Chinese will perfect a method of making Chris' autism contagious and spreading it to the rest of the world like the Justinian plague.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

The Chinese will perfect a method of making Chris' autism contagious and spreading it to the rest of the world like the Justinian plague.

That will certainly bring the world down more efficiently than the coof.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Why does it say infamous 2 when that's clearly a sly cooper bag? I doubt chris even played either series though. Just as well can you imagine him putting carmelita fox in his little harem?

The same people who made Sly Cooper made Infamous; you can see the face as an Easter Egg in the games, like on pins the characters wear or other background details. (I personally never even saw it on Cole's bag, but I did see it on Delsin, the next protagonist)

Second Son:

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I wonder if Chris put the taint piercing barbell up for sale how long it would take for a bidding war to start.

 

[Ozul]

Interesting that Chris paid 20 bucks to ship a medium priority box....which has a flat rate of like $13

 

[RebelRein1488x]

Chris claims he has items ready to ship out:

 

[taintmisbehavin]

I wonder if Chris put the taint piercing barbell up for sale how long it would take for a bidding war to start.

Sockness and Kengle are standing by.

 

[JULAY]

I wonder if he'll end up having his Trumpbux garnished...

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

'(A) single lovely box'. Shut the fuck up, Chris.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I wonder if Chris put the taint piercing barbell up for sale how long it would take for a bidding war to start.

I bet it stinks.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I bet it stinks.

The true Grail of that whole fiasco isn’t the barbell itself, it’s an interview with the poor soul that had to move Chris’s balls aside while they pierced his taint and look into his medallion storage facility.

 

[RebelRein1488x]

I bet it stinks.

And possibly corroded or caked in dried blood(?)

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The true Grail of that whole fiasco isn’t the barbell itself, it’s an interview with the poor soul that had to move Chris’s balls aside while they pierced his taint and look into his medallion storage facility.

God, I bet it was a dude. Poor guy. Can you imagine Chris walking in with toys, his medallion, and body sweat only to say, "Hello, sir! I would like my clit pierced...and while you're at it, make it look like a real clit, and I'll throw in this coupon for McDonald's!"

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I’m sure he retired shortly after just like Mia Hamm or anyone else that has had to touch Chris’s genitals.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris claims he has items ready to ship out:
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I got an urge to ask this question

I’m sure he retired shortly after just like Mia Hamm or anyone else that has had to touch Chris’s genitals.

When I read that article, Chris hired one as his last wish is to lose his v-card before going to prison. I thought he used a spongebob themed condom during sex