Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

It's been a while since I've recapped. Please note, I'm slightly drunk, so bear with me. Without further ado, here we fucking go.
- We're greeted by our favourite behemoth in her new luxury kitchen. She's clearly sitting on her black desk chair, carton boxes in the background, other shit in the foreground. She informs us that she still has to work on her set-up, as if she had a Hollywood studio back when she lived in Cockroach Luxury Residence. Fear not, though, she'll get her ringlights either today or tomorrow.
- One of her favourite Indian places is on Skip the Dishes. To whoever loves or is Indian food, I'm sorry but that slop she got looks like shit. Like, actual, literal shit.
- She claims that whatever she won't eat she'll put it back, at the same time she proceeds to put everything in the container on her plate and licks her fingers. I see her class and sophistication continues to exist in this new luxury apartment of hers.
- Peetz doesn't like Indian food, he's sleeping and very tired.
- She got rice, naan bread, chunks of Indian cheese with spinach and two sides of stuff she doesn't even know but they're very good. Chantal food reviewer strikes again.
- She licks her fingers again. From this angle she really looks like a toddler.
- Fucking hell, those arms will give me nightmares tonight.
- The way she tears the bread triggers me immensely.
- First bite of bread --> her fucking jaw pops like a troons neovag's stitches rip at first penetration. You're welcome for that image.
- "You know when you have like a specific craving and you get to eat it?" You mean every single day of you pathetic existence?
- Her fingers look exactly like leeches. Revolting.
- The white stuff she didn't order taste like savoury yogurt. Take a shot every time she uses "savoury" to describe food and you'll get cirrhosis.
- Bibi's working until midnight these days and she needs him to help her bring the cats in the car and some of her stuff. Yesterday she went back to the old apartment even though she was dead tired. She got at the apartment at 10.30PM (why? She knew he got off work at midnight, she's really exceptional) and she fell asleep there until the morning after. I'm sure Bibi was thrilled about it.
- She'll shoot a video with Peetz at dinner, we'll get it tomorrow. I'm sure it'll be Oscar worthy.
- She needs to get pots so that she can cook Chef Boyardee's Beefaroni. What the fuck.
- "I've been craving this [read: Indian food] so bad" What don't you crave, Chantal?
- The movers helped them move the couch and the beds but Chantal and Peetz moved her own stuff like clothes and boxes, she had to walk up and down the stairs a few times. Did she expect the movers to move permanently her ass in the kitchen, too?
- She'll initially confine her cats to the bedroom. She'll take her dirty clothes that have "funk" (her words, not mine) and put them in her bedroom to get them comfortable. Poor creatures.
- "Do you guys like Indian food?" Not anymore, you beast.
- She went to the Dollar Store to get things she forgot like soap, toilet brushes etc. She also got some hand sanitizer. I know, riveting content, eh? I want to kill myself, too, don't worry.
- She cannot wait to play with Peetz's Nintendo Switch.
- She still has to explore the new neighbourhood and the different walking paths :story:
- They haven't done groceries yet because the lines are too long and she's too tired. Our qween is exhausted, let's respekt her.
- "At least for now, I'm milking the moving excuse". At least she's vaguely self-aware.
- She needs to make the new home the cats' wonderland because she doesn't want them to get bored or scratch everything. She also has to buy some more stuff, but moving is so exhausting, you guys! Did you know that?!?!?
- She proudly shows us some plates her uncle gifted her, along with some bowls, glasses, cutlery and shit. Her family must be really desperate to keep her as far away from their homes as they can.
- Tomorrow's goal: groceries.
- She's tried to end this video 3 times already by saying her usual "Anyways guys", and yet, I still see 2 minutes left. Fucking hell, woman, connect your brain to your mouth every once in a while.
- Peetz wants to bring his cat in the new home but they'll have to talk about it because she (the cat) might stress Chantal's cats. She's really such a selfish bitch. Although if we want to be positive she'll probably be dead in 6 months so Peetz won't have to wait for too long.
Don't watch this video, not worthy, nothing insightful here. Her jaw kept popping like crazy and she didn't tic. Please enjoy these screencaps, instead.

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I have so many thoughts, but laughing while typing usually doesn't work out.
I would love to see Chantal going down the stairs to open the door to her Uber Eats delivery guy & then holding gigantic bags of food she has to bring back upstairs.
If she lasts the entire lease there, I'd be very surprised. Why she ever took a place with 2 full sets of stairs is baffling. Why didn't she just find a trailer park & rent or buy a mobile home? They are at least all one floor. This 'luxury' apartment/condo is anything but. Basic Military housing is nicer.

Is her new set up that she kept bragging about going to be in the kitchen? Well, it would have to be, as she can't bring food up those stairs.
That place, as low standard as it is, will be trashed within a few weeks. Hope the landlord took a big deposit.

Finally, some new material from Chantal. New complaints, new smells, new garbage thrown everywhere & her gasping for breath each time she has to climb those stairs.
In her old place she needed Bibi to carry the groceries from the car into the house & now she gets to not only bring them in herself, but carry them up a flight of stairs.

Wouldn't surprise me a bit if within a few months she wants to move. She will never make it there.

We may be in for a few weeks of fun here, & I'm ready for it. She has been painfully boring lately.
 
So this is it. This is the beginning of the end. This marks the first mukbang of her final spiral. Her legacy can be summarized by this video:


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Holy shit those eating noises. I thought Null might have been over reacting on the stream the other day but god damn.

It's rare when I get that particular mixture of disgust and raw anger at something I have voluntarily chosen to watch, but here we are.
 
She has done nothing but eat since she moved. That empty microwave box is still in the same spot on the counter as yesterday. She says her and Peetz moved all their clothes and stuff in yesterday, but her closet is empty and there are no boxes around. The only thing she moved from Bibi's was her ass. No clothes, no cats, no c-pap machine, no pots or pans or air fryer or juicer or anything. Her uncle brought her some of his dishes, her mom made her boxspring up for her. You can't sleep on a boxspring. Where is she going to sleep tonight? Bibi's again?
Oh and she made a trip to the dollar store while self isolating. Idiot.
 
I suspect she took the only place she could get. She's in a really tight rental market & even straight up dumps command a pretty penny & landlords can be fussy... for now. She's in an aging building, (looks to be late 70s era build) & the landlord lipsticked the pig by painting & changing from cheap old, dirty carpet to cheap new carpet. Ottawa is full of neighbourhoods like hers - fading not so gently into that good night. The landlord didn't fix the 'ghost drawer' even though the place was supposedly vacated a few weeks ago. Probably got told it needed replacing & he/she decided it wasn't worth it.

Landlords in Ontario can't ask for security deposits nor can they forbid pets save for dangerous animals & certain exotic ones. Frankly, the only people I can see wanting to rent her unit are students & it was probably built for students or medical residents near 1 of the hospitals - hence each bedroom having its own bathroom. She's going to have fun getting any necessary repairs done. Landlords operate on pretty tight margins, especially with Landlord/Tenant legislation heavily overfavouring tenants - & I say that AS a tenant.

Even for Chantal, this was an exceptionally poor decision. She said she was thinking of doing groceries but the lines... yeah, well those lines aren't going to go away for months & unless she'll willing to get up early & be there before the store opens, lines are a new fact of life. In short - she'll be chowing down thanks to SkipTheDishes & UberEasts for a while. And inevitably that means she won't be able to do those stairs any time soon.

PL - couple of experienced paramedics in the family & IF she needed extracting from that place - nightmare. The steps down to the front entrance number 14 - a full flight & are steep & narrow. The fire department would quickly get the call for backup & with little room at both top & bottom of stairs, getting her down without injury would be chore.

How she manages to avoid the stairs & the inevitable further decline in hygiene & trips out will be amusing.
 
She has done nothing but eat since she moved. That empty microwave box is still in the same spot on the counter as yesterday. She says her and Peetz moved all their clothes and stuff in yesterday, but her closet is empty and there are no boxes around. The only thing she moved from Bibi's was her ass. No clothes, no cats, no c-pap machine, no pots or pans or air fryer or juicer or anything. Her uncle brought her some of his dishes, her mom made her boxspring up for her. You can't sleep on a boxspring. Where is she going to sleep tonight? Bibi's again?
Oh and she made a trip to the dollar store while self isolating. Idiot.
she has a mattress on top of the box spring. I think what she meant when she said "Its just a boxspring" that she doesnt have an actual bed....frame..
rails..headboard.
 
She has done nothing but eat since she moved. That empty microwave box is still in the same spot on the counter as yesterday. She says her and Peetz moved all their clothes and stuff in yesterday, but her closet is empty and there are no boxes around. The only thing she moved from Bibi's was her ass. No clothes, no cats, no c-pap machine, no pots or pans or air fryer or juicer or anything. Her uncle brought her some of his dishes, her mom made her boxspring up for her. You can't sleep on a boxspring. Where is she going to sleep tonight? Bibi's again?
Oh and she made a trip to the dollar store while self isolating. Idiot.

Is she that much of a food addict that she forgot her CPAP while moving? She won't be around for long because where she ends will be long, painful, and dragged out in such dreadful ways.
 
Peetz wants to bring his cat in the new home but they'll have to talk about it because she (the cat) might stress Chantal's cats. She's really such a selfish bitch.
They should have hashed this out before moving in. I don't know what it's like in Canada, but a lot of the places around where I live have a limit of two animals per unit. If their apartment has rules like that it might not matter whether Chantal would agree to it.

That said, I have to side with Chantal on this. Elderly cats do not like change. Introducing a new cat on top of a new living space may cause serious problems. It might be better to agree to move his cat in after her eldest has passed, whenever that ends up happening.
 
Is she that much of a food addict that she forgot her CPAP while moving? She won't be around for long because where she ends will be long, painful, and dragged out in such dreadful ways.
I think she is dragging it out because she can use it as an excuse to travel and travelling means binging on the way.

Like others have said, Bibi needs to put his big man pants and give her an ultimatum: either take her things or they will be left on the curb.
 
Is she that much of a food addict that she forgot her CPAP while moving? She won't be around for long because where she ends will be long, painful, and dragged out in such dreadful ways.
"forgot"

I don't believe that for a second, she's been on that thing for a long time. She's just pulling an Amberlynn and contriving a way to sleep with Bibi. She's going to be "forgetting" a lot of her stuff in her trips back to the old house. Bibi should have seen this coming and "helped" her move her stuff by putting it all out on the lawn so that she has to move it on the same day.

Something tells me that "nice big TV" and all the other stuff she's so generously decided to leave behind will also be the impetus for her repeated visits back, as she suddenly decides that it's actually hers and she needs it back.

Edit: ninja'd by PatTraverse, RIP, I should stop doing other stuff while writing these,
 
I suspect she took the only place she could get. She's in a really tight rental market & even straight up dumps command a pretty penny & landlords can be fussy... for now. She's in an aging building, (looks to be late 70s era build) & the landlord lipsticked the pig by painting & changing from cheap old, dirty carpet to cheap new carpet. Ottawa is full of neighbourhoods like hers - fading not so gently into that good night. The landlord didn't fix the 'ghost drawer' even though the place was supposedly vacated a few weeks ago. Probably got told it needed replacing & he/she decided it wasn't worth it.

Landlords in Ontario can't ask for security deposits nor can they forbid pets save for dangerous animals & certain exotic ones. Frankly, the only people I can see wanting to rent her unit are students & it was probably built for students or medical residents near 1 of the hospitals - hence each bedroom having its own bathroom. She's going to have fun getting any necessary repairs done. Landlords operate on pretty tight margins, especially with Landlord/Tenant legislation heavily overfavouring tenants - & I say that AS a tenant.

Even for Chantal, this was an exceptionally poor decision. She said she was thinking of doing groceries but the lines... yeah, well those lines aren't going to go away for months & unless she'll willing to get up early & be there before the store opens, lines are a new fact of life. In short - she'll be chowing down thanks to SkipTheDishes & UberEasts for a while. And inevitably that means she won't be able to do those stairs any time soon.

PL - couple of experienced paramedics in the family & IF she needed extracting from that place - nightmare. The steps down to the front entrance number 14 - a full flight & are steep & narrow. The fire department would quickly get the call for backup & with little room at both top & bottom of stairs, getting her down without injury would be chore.

How she manages to avoid the stairs & the inevitable further decline in hygiene & trips out will be amusing.
Once she seattls in and starts eating for real you can almost garuntee we won't be seeing her truge up those stairs anymore.
 
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