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DiabeticSP said:
When Kat leaves (and its for sure a when, even if it takes a few years)
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I feel like this is true too. It struck me one time he said she wanted to go to the zoo but they just didn't have the time. I feel like a good husband would sacrifice and make a real effort. Get the stuff done on your day off during the week and make time to do something for your partner. We all know Phil gets groceries on his day off, so why not wake up early and get that out of the way earlier in the week? Doesn't want to change his autistic schedule. He can't care about anyone other than himself. It's his nature. Like Tevin always says, "Can't change who you are I guess."

She's a cheater anyway so fuck her.
 
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hundredthousand said:
Considering that his location doesn't affect his income, Phil could move somewhere in the middle of nowhere where that 130k a year could get him a literal mansion.

WHERE Phil lives is irrelevant since he has no social life or activities and hardly leaves his house.
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DOOD! Phil can't live in low cost of living state cause he would melt if the temperature gets above 90 degrees. That's not even mentioning how nowhere else has the patented bad back cure of Seattle air.

Also Seattle was conveniently as far away from CT, and all of Leanna's family, as possible. But I'm sure that wasn't factored into his extensive decision making process that involved him buying the first condo he saw.
 
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Texas Funnyhair said:
DOOD! Phil can't live in low cost of living state cause he would melt if the temperature gets above 90 degrees. That's not even mentioning how nowhere else has the patented bad back cure of Seattle air.

Also Seattle was conveniently as far away from CT, and all of Leanna's family, as possible. But I'm sure that wasn't factored into his extensive decision making process that involved him buying the first condo he saw.
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I know people like the 'far away from Leanna's family' meme but the options were Florida, Seattle, or Texas and phil hates heat.

I dont think its about family with how salty Phil was about his tax guy fucking him after his expensive move by getting the taxes wrong.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
Phil hasn't been on a vacation since (arguably) Leanna left. And he only went on vacation because Leanna essentially forced him. Even then it was usually 'staycations' in seattle, the city they fucking live next to and could visit whenever they want.

I'm not counting the wedding trip because that was a shitshow and all they did was guilt mommy and daddy burnell into fronting Phil some cash (which he didnt use properly) and eating some greasy ass pizza.

Phil's currently mentioned if and when* the bankruptcy relieves him of his debts (spent on trinkets and gacha) he MIGHT go on a cruise with Kat as their 'honeymoon'.

This cunt might need to wait 3-10 years to get a single vacation out of the man. And it'd probably be some cheap fuck 3 day cruise not a nice one like you think a honeymoon cruise would be.

Phil has no concept of money but worse he has no concept of 'living'. He throws his money into $500 trash cans because he's too mentally deficient to either save or spend it well.

When Kat leaves (and its for sure a when, even if it takes a few years) he's going to go right back to drinking and hungry manning himself to death because there isnt someone with a less fucked head to hold his hand through living an adult life. The man doesnt even need a mother he needs a full time nanny.

Phil's funny because he's pathetic. If you forget that you need time off with other cows.

*literally fucking never. She'll be lucky to get a weekend staycation and second space needle trip.
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The thing about the wedding trip is that when Phil got back he couldn't shut the fuck up about eating pizza at his favorite authentic Italian restaurant, walking around the mall and being really disappointed that the zoo was closed. About a week or so later he went on some very long pissbaby rant about how awful the trip was because Kat didn't have a good time (to be fair, Phil spent their wedding night on Twitter getting into arguments with detractors). Putting aside Phil being a beta simp for changing his mind solely because his cunt wife made him, I think that whole experience really discouraged him from doing anything with Kat. They haven't done anything remotely special since getting married, with the most time they spend together being when they're grocery shopping. Even then it's probably Phil with a printed out list of things to get with little to no interaction between them. Phil is a full blown hermit now, only coming out of his cave to scrounge for food. Kat doesn't seem to be interested in doing anything, either, so it's really two hermits living together. They are the most boring, passionless married couple you could imagine. Phil gets more enjoyment from wasting his money on mobile games than going out with Kat, who more than likely just bitches about everything the whole time. The "I have no money!" excuse is just that, an excuse, and a lousy one at that. If Phil really did want to go on vacation with Kat, with the amount of money he makes he would have found a way to get it done by now.
 
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iLoveDoe said:
Hilarious how this vest literally makes him shoot himself in the foot because it's nothing more but proof that Phil has the means to pay off his debts and doesn't fucking need to declare bankruptcy while making six figures a year
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All he needs to do, literally, is stop fucking paying to win on his shitty oily man gatcha game for a few weeks. He could clear out several of his cards in that time, with only the biggest ones not being able to be cleaned out during that time.

But Pig don't care, Future Pig (like a week from now) will have to deal with it.
 
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JamFlowMan said:
Didn't he rage quit at the final boss of the last game or did he eventually go back and beat it? Not that it matters he quit Nioh's dlc and still bought Nioh 2.
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He did rage quit it I've never played the remake of the first game so I can't attest directly but I do remember that it is a bit of a gimmick fight having to use a certain spell to give you a buff to attack. Now the second game I've played the original and the remake demo and it's a different kettle of fish entirely especially the end game where you they set it up where the levels of enemies goes up after every subsequent boss battle meaning you have to grind and grind you must as the game suffers from Borderlands syndrome where being off by two levels means you get bodied hard as most enemies have what are called auto skills that'll go off after you use a magic spell or special attack and they do stack on top of eachother.
Now I don't know how much of that made it into this remake because you cannot progress past the first boss but knowing pigroach he'll probably pick all three tanky characters and noone will have healing magic and he won't grasp the importance of buffs/debuffs (which are essential late game).
 
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wahkando said:
beastbod confirmed in chat he has been diagnosed with ADHD and autism. 2 minutes later? 100 dollar tip.

What a huge surprise!

Shame overrustlelogs doesn't seem to work.
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I thought of an idea phil could do for when his vest streak is broken. He could get it framed with the dates of the streak and hang it in the background. I know he won't, but it would it be something cool he could do for his exceptional brood of fatherless children. When you read this phil you should think about it you can even put up a goal to pay for the framing and make it 3x or 4x what it would cost and pocket the rest.

Muppetmode said:
A brunch place that Phil and kat eat out every day off might close down... don’t eat out often btw
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Oh shit, I didn't realize Taco Bell was in such a dire situation.
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
According to Phil every game he plays is broken and flawed.
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So he's having to tinker with faulty products in order to make a living in his own head now. If only he could go back to Super Turbo where the fgc had to physically hold his hand when teaching him how to play the game.

Still thanks for the money, dummy.
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