what I ate today + eat with me 04/17/2020

[Hamberlard Raid]

"I have dranken Dasani water pretty much out of... um, as my last result"
~ Scholarlynn 2020
Quick Recap (for those that don't watch):

• she is getting fatter
• bought more useless shit
• eats pasta and cereal twice a day
• new health problem, not telling you
• she cut her hair
• worst she ever felt
• NO LEG SHOW

ARCHIVE:

ETA: Insert the obligatory

 

[John McAfee]

What a grotesque specimen.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Honest question, how do she wipe her ass ?

 

[Aldora]

More like "a third of what I ate today"

 

[Punkinsplice]

Just the opening meal made me stop the video. JFC she will eat anything.

 

[Clown Baby]

She got an eyebrow wand in her ipsy bag. "I've never used a brow pencil before." Girl, we know.

She also says she's having a medical problem but she doesn't want to talk about it and put "bad joobies" on herself. Said mystery medical issue doesn't stop her from eating a pound of dry pasta with corn or a giant bowl of cereal.

 

[Aldora]

She also says she's having a medical problem but she doesn't want to talk about it

Classic Amber tactic, be vague and hope thousands of people will make comments and gossip about her.

She is really desperate to be relevant again.

 

[Scrim]

Just the opening meal made me stop the video. JFC she will eat anything.

What's in that bowl looks like legit food scrap you would give to pigs. Her taste buds are as shot as Jack's if she thinks that slop tastes good.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

I thought cutting her hair was supposed to be a weight loss reward?

Indulgent cunt

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

Bowl full of elbow macaroni and canned corn = "I just winged this" ... gorl we know lol

"Amberlynn's eating on camera" ... yes because it's the only way you can make money

Also shut up about Shane Dawson his content is aimed at teenage girls lol

 

[ADHD]

Classic Amber tactic, be vague and hope thousands of people will make comments and gossip about her.

She is really desperate to be relevant again.

Kind of surprised she didn't break out the prop wrist brace again tbh.

Wonderful hair cut, gorl. Really should have cut off the entirety of that blonde mess but ok.

 

[d12]

Honest question, how do she wipe her ass ?

A rag on a stick or maybe she has Becky do it.

 

[Aldora]

Kind of surprised she didn't break out the prop wrist brace again tbh.

That would have been too much content for just one video.

 

[marjoram]

Amber's not doing well, y'all. Now you can't be mean to her....
Wonder what kind of foul, disgusting fungus she's got growing on her that "skeeves her out"? If it grosses Big Al out it's gotta be REALLY revolting given the level of ick she generally finds acceptable. Take a picture of it, Al--we'll identify it for you..

 

[Assman]

Our gorl had just washed her hair too! What a humongous waste.

 

[THOTto]

Kind of surprised she didn't break out the prop wrist brace again tbh.

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Wonderful hair cut, gorl. Really should have cut off the entirety of that blonde mess but ok.

There’s no way that wasn’t done by Becky with the bluntest scissors in the drawer.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Kind of surprised she didn't break out the prop wrist brace again tbh.

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Wonderful hair cut, gorl. Really should have cut off the entirety of that blonde mess but ok.

Her hair is still down to her ass.

 

[raritycunt]

The most annoying parts of her in one video; whining about health but won’t share it so she can drag it out for ages, binging on camera while acting like she’s not binging on camera, sit down video, “muh depression”, “boolies in the comments”. All of it is infuriating.

 

[Pepper Jack]

That macaroni concoction is something a child would make.

If you google the phrase quantity over quality, the algorithm should return this first:

 

[literally low-key]

Nothing has changed. She forgot to finish filming what she ate and she has a medical problem she doesn't want to talk about.