Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[AJneedsElocution]

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No but seriously a lot of AGP fetishists(and a lot the mentally ill people you pray on) dont relise this,they are emotionally stunted sexual predators larping around to fulfill their degenerate desires,they have a pill u can take to remedy it,its called a lead pill and will improve society

(It stops woman them getting harassed,fetishized and all round disgusted by tr00ns...its called fucking necking yourself)



holy fuck this tweet makes me MOTI

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

Why does it look like he was taking better care of his hair before he trooned out?? Look at all those waves and definition.

Part of it is that god-awful at home bleach he used on his thinning hair. You can use it if you REALLY know what you're doing, but even salon stylists can fuck up a lift if they aren't careful. He also used no toner, which makes it a gross colour. With his balding, he would do better to shave it and invest in a few decent wigs than his troon toy collection.

 

[that jerk over there]

@BallBuster, thanks for the inspiration!

 

[White Baby]

Part of it is that god-awful at home bleach he used on his thinning hair. You can use it if you REALLY know what you're doing, but even salon stylists can fuck up a lift if they aren't careful. He also used no toner, which makes it a gross colour. With his balding, he would do better to shave it and invest in a few decent wigs than his troon toy collection.

Honestly, he could have a rotating collection of decent looking lace fronts for the money that he's paid for all those toys and he'd look a whole 2% more feminine. Of course, that's assuming that he actually gives a shit about passing and looking like an actual woman instead of fulfilling his fetish.

 

[AmbiTron]

Honestly, he could have a rotating collection of decent looking lace fronts for the money that he's paid for all those toys and he'd look a whole 2% more feminine. Of course, that's assuming that he actually gives a shit about passing and looking like an actual woman instead of fulfilling his fetish.

Damn 2%? That's actually quite a lot for Kevin, that brings him up from -9% feminine to -7%, if he can somehow manage to get a few more someone might mistake him for a female from behind and three miles away.

 

[Peaches Demure]

Hes gonna get bleed dry of his inheritance by his Dom and his 'girlfriends' before the necrovag saga ends and we enter the titty saga.The ranch has zero fucking chance of being viable in the current economic climate without free gibbs.

Hell we even got any solid numbers on how much they invested or scammed out the govt/twatter for this endevour so far ?

I've meant to say this for the longest time, but for some reason it always slipped my mind when I entered ol' Kev's thread. Anyway, they sell Alpaca yarn, right? Can we be sure it's actually from their animals, and not something they purchase themselves from an industrial type farm only to pass it off as a 100% home-grown product?

 

[AmbiTron]

I've meant to say this for the longest time, but for some reason it always slipped my mind when I entered ol' Kev's thread. Anyway, they sell Alpaca yarn, right? Can we be sure it's actually from their animals, and not something they purchase themselves from an industrial type farm only to pass it off as a 100% home-grown product?

Wouldn't really surprise me, though they do have alpacas that appear to be at least semi-regularly groomed so I don't see why they wouldn't have at least some of their own alpaca wool.

 

[grandpasatan]

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He HAS to be a sleeper agent to get people to hit peak trans...

 

[Marche]

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How the hell can an orgasm be feminine.

 

[AmbiTron]

How the hell can an orgasm be feminine.

When an actual human female has an orgasm, it's a feminine orgasm. Otherwise it's just wishful thinking from delusional idiots like Kevie.

 

[Peaches Demure]

Wouldn't really surprise me, though they do have alpacas that appear to be at least semi-regularly groomed so I don't see why they wouldn't have at least some of their own alpaca wool.

I was thinking more of the process of having the wool made into yarn. I've tried it once on a very basic hobby level (not alpaca wool, however) and it's quite a time-consuming and finnicky process. Since troons tend to half-ass everything I wonder if they'd have the patience to go through the process. Either way, I don't see Kev helping.

 

[AmbiTron]

I was thinking more of the process of having the wool made into yarn. I've tried it once on a very basic hobby level (not alpaca wool, however) and it's quite a time-consuming and finnicky process. Since troons tend to half-ass everything I wonder if they'd have the patience to go through the process. Either way, I don't see Kev helping.

Good point, they're usually incredibly lazy. Yeah, there's no way Kevin is helping with shit. So far all we've seen him do is organize some children's toys on a shelf. The other troons even have mentioned that he's 'keeping things going on the homefront' or something along those lines. Hence the theory that he's meant to be their slampig. While the others are tweeting about putting up fences or doing actual work, he can be found tweeting at the exact same time about toys or how horny and bored he is.

 

[Mr Snek]

People have been questioning whether the whole ranch is a farce and the troons are buying the wool they sell, but I don't think that's the case. From what I've seen, the alpacas are been looked after much better than I expected. They're being fed, watered, their wool looks clean and completely viable for selling and they even have a very nice barn to sleep in at night. It's only been a few weeks and time will tell how dedicated the troons are, but so far I would say at least one person actually cares about the ranch and the alpacas. It wouldn't surprise me if there's an older troon who organized the whole thing and invited the younger ones to join them in the hopes they would help.

I'd guess Kevie was allowed to join because he gave them some sob story about how his family abandoned him or something and because they know he has money.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WHAT?

People have been questioning whether the whole ranch is a farce and the troons are buying the wool they sell, but I don't think that's the case. From what I've seen, the alpacas are been looked after much better than I expected. They're being fed, watered, their wool looks clean and completely viable for selling and they even have a very nice barn to sleep in at night. It's only been a few weeks and time will tell how dedicated the troons are, but so far I would say at least one person actually cares about the ranch and the alpacas. It wouldn't surprise me if there's an older troon who organized the whole thing and invited the younger ones to join them in the hopes they would help.

I'd guess Kevie was allowed to join because he gave them some sob story about how his family abandoned him or something and because they know he has money.

Yeah, I'm glad that it looks like at least the basics are done in this matter. I'd be interested in seeing more stuff about the farm actually. Don't they realize they could make money with livestreaming stuff like that? Or at least put up videos. They could have documented everything and put it on a website for their business, etc. But troons are as troons are, so this is probably as good as it gets.

Yes, I just wanna see Alpacas with nice mountain scenery in the background. I'm selfish.

 

[Tomssu]

How do you make a connection between Animal Crossing and sex? Well Kevvie and friends of course found a way

Note to self: avoid bath houses

I don't think this comes as a surprise for anyone, we have seen what your body looks like (and we cannot forget)

Neither are we surprised about his self medication habits

This doesn't concern our boy, tho. In fact, when it comes to him, pants should be mandatory

Our KevKev found another cutie

Spoiler: the cutie in question

Looks like Linkara with a wig

Usually when Kevvie post pics, I find them funny, but this... I thought this was gross idk

Spoiler: gamer girl

Our boy gushes about his "clit"

Spoiler: sure kevvie

I have to press X to doubt it feeling anything at all

Here KevKev is in search of a partner to try out something (in his mind, of course)

Spoiler: Deepthroating

Spoiler: Bigger pics

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Here KevKev is in search of a partner to try out something (in his mind, of course)

Spoiler: Deepthroating

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First pic: Hmm, yes, I like it.

Second pic:


They even have to fetishize kisses. This is like the kisses in Japanese AV where the dude tries to literally crawl into the woman through her mouth. Like some vore shit. Fucking disgusting. Kisses are supposed to be enjoyable.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

When an actual human female has an orgasm, it's a feminine orgasm. Otherwise it's just wishful thinking from delusional idiots like Kevie.

I think Kevvie is laying the ground work now that all future orgasms are “feminine” as a coping mechanism because they’re obviously not gonna be as good as the ones he used to have.
He’s already said a few times about women having trouble orgasming and a lot of women flat out can’t (x to doubt). He already thinks real “cis” females as inferior beings so anything that’s bad it’s gonna be more “female” in his world.

 

[AmbiTron]

I think Kevvie is laying the ground work now that all future orgasms are “feminine” as a coping mechanism because they’re obviously not gonna be as good as the ones he used to have.
He’s already said a few times about women having trouble orgasming and a lot of women flat out can’t (x to doubt). He already thinks real “cis” females as inferior beings so anything that’s bad it’s gonna be more “female” in his world.

It's actually true that some women have never had an orgasm and have such trouble achieving one that they're basically unable to. That's not to say they can't, but it's not super uncommon. Depends on the person, really. I mean, it's not common either obviously. I'd say rare but not unheard of.

 

[Bani]

It's actually true that some women have never had an orgasm and have such trouble achieving one that they're basically unable to. That's not to say they can't, but it's not super uncommon. Depends on the person, really. I mean, it's not common either obviously. I'd say rare but not unheard of.

This is true, but I think it's due to a lack of knowledge/sexual experience, not a lack of the physical ability to climax. Generally if a woman can't orgasm, it's because she doesn't know her own body very well. I've met women who seem genuinely uncomfortable with touching themselves, which I imagine has to do with their upbringings.

There are literally women (natal women) out there that don't know where the clitoris is or what it even is. People still argue over whether or not the "g spot" is an actual thing (it is-- it's literally the part of the vaginal wall closest to the internal structure of the clitoris.) There's definitely a disparity between how willing people are to talk about female masturbation vs. male masturbation. I don't think that's entirely because of muh soggy knee-- I think it also has to do with the fact that while men and women are both sexual, they experience sexuality differently.

Speaking of which, this is what trannies fail to understand about female sexuality. Orgasms are basically the same for both sexes-- it's the stuff leading up to them that's different. When women are aroused, it's more of a gradual, slow-burn, which is why foreplay is important. For men, it's more spontaneous. It makes sense physiologically, since women don't have a refractory period and are good to go a few times after foreplay, whereas men need time between climaxes.

 

[stupid moron]

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Ah yes, the most logical way of learning about women is to take pills to grow moobs and invert your penis. Anything but interact with actual women. Flawless thought process here