what I ate today + eat with me 04/17/2020

[kebab4you]

What was her excuse for stopping with those weight-in Wednesdays that she did all of like four times?

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Don't you know there's a pandemic on??? It's going to be going on right until Hallowe'en - all her research told her so. You can't expect such a dainty damsel to worry about WEIGHT during such trying times, do you - seriously? She's too busy indulging in hand wringing fits of the vapors to fill her mind with such silly things as the sensible things she should be doing to increase her chances of survival.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Amberlynn should open up an onlyfans

Shanny 'retired', Amber can fill that role perfectly.

 

[kiwirevolving]

What was her excuse for stopping with those weight-in Wednesdays that she did all of like four times?

She blames the Coronavirus for not doing her weigh-ins on Wednesdays and weekly vlogs anymore

In reality, she's just too fucking lazy and she started gaining weight and like everything else she just quit because she couldn't be bothered to do them and needed a scapegoat

 

[This is civil society]

I was looking at her social blade page http://archive.vn/c4JY8 and it seems to me that she's making less money partly because her videos have no rewatchability. No one wants to react to this boring-ass crap, and no one watches it and thinks anyone they know would also like to see it. She's gotten so lame that the people who watch and rewatch her videos just to point out how lame she is don't care. Luckily she can always buy click farm views. Notice that 1,000 subscriber jump? lol Must've forgot to pay.

Considering how fast she bowed down to the cease and assist request, it is clear Amber is hyper cautious around anything threatening her channel. I could not see her a) figuring out how to engage with a clickfarm b) overcoming the concern of being banned for using one.

 

[ADHD]

What was her excuse for stopping with those weight-in Wednesdays that she did all of like four times?

It wasn't working for her anymore, boo boo.

 

[Hunky BooX]

Her hair now vs. her hair on Dec 6th. She just hacked at the ends with a blunt ax and called it a hair cut. It also looks like her hair is thinning. The poop buns and irregular washing are not doing her any favors...

 

[Moonpie]

Shanny 'retired', Amber can fill that role perfectly.

66%r:i

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Her hair now vs. her hair on Dec 6th. She just hacked at the ends with a blunt ax and called it a hair cut. It also looks like her hair is thinning. The poop buns and irregular washing are not doing her any favors...

She looks larger now than back in December. Her rolls are flabbier than usual.
And black is supposed to be slimming.
Homegorl is eating like there's no tomorrow. And gaining bunches.
As others have commented- looks like Benzo used her kindergarten scissors on the stringy hair.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

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Her hair now vs. her hair on Dec 6th. She just hacked at the ends with a blunt ax and called it a hair cut. It also looks like her hair is thinning. The poop buns and irregular washing are not doing her any favors...

i can't tell if her hair is uneven in the first pic or it's just her lopsided second pair of tiddies throwing off the perspective

 

[Mad Asshatter]

Untreated insulin resistance with a high carbohydrate diet often causes early hair loss. In her case, this extremely likely insulin resistance looks to be a strong contender in causing this general thinning/female pattern baldness, plus very shitty diet low in nutrients that is probably causing anemia, and this anemia will also cause hair loss.

If left untreated, hair loss will be significant, and if left ongoing too long, can sometimes be permanent.

That long thick hair she prizes will be a thing of the past if she keeps on like this.

 

[ADHD]

i can't tell if her hair is uneven in the first pic or it's just her lopsided second pair of tiddies throwing off the perspective

Based on the view from behind, it kind of looks like it was cut in a sort of U-shape. It seems like Amber picked a point on her ass for the length and Becky cut along that area as a guide. If she wasn't willing to cut all the blonde off, they really should have cut it to at least above the shelf, imo. Even if you give Becky the benefit of the doubt and assume she is capable of cutting in a straight line, Amber's ass is too bulgy and uneven for her hair to really lay flat enough for Becky to make an even cut.

 

[Dry Gorl]

Holy shit. The color of the motherfucking bra.

I need to know what fabric it's made of. This is the strongest material on earth, surviving for years under constant use, forced to accommodate ever-increasing amounts of back lard, all in a moist, bug-infested, bacteria-ridden environment. Semper Fi.

 

[Ann Berlin]

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Her hair now vs. her hair on Dec 6th. She just hacked at the ends with a blunt ax and called it a hair cut. It also looks like her hair is thinning. The poop buns and irregular washing are not doing her any favors...

hair sperging time
It always boggles my mind to see how long her hair actually was/is. It's also so unbelievably thin. Maybe it's my imagination but her poop buns look always looked the same volume of a bun of healthy hair down to someone's shoulder blades. All volume in her hair is literally from her fat. Probably if she cut off too much she wouldn't be able to get a decent poop bun and would have to settle for a constipation pebble bun.
Anyway she claimed earlier in the year that she was cutting off multiple inches every couple of days or so. Not seeing it, but she claimed to be "bad with inches." I vote going for feet. I don't care how shitty the cut is, I want bex to get the garden shears and prune that shit off.

 

[mekalekahi]

Is it just me or is the side under her boob on her right side look freakishly larger than before almost like a mass? When you watch the video it sticks out way farther then the rest of her when shes walking.



This is last year. It was large then but not as big as now. I remember people discussing that area and even amber brought up that it was a "problem area"

 

[billeverghostly]

The not-to-be-discussed mystery medical condition? I would bet it’s hemorrhoids. She would NEVER admit to those because embarrassing plus there’s so much responsibility she would have to own up to. Obesity, absolutely. All that weight pushing down on the delicate veins surrounding her rectum, something’s got to give. She does nothing but sit all day and night, another contributing factor. High fiber diet to keep her bowel output smooth and regular? Har-dee-har-har on that. Constipation as a feature because then she doesn’t have to sit on the (likely uncomfortable for her) toilet for long enough to poop every day, just every few days. Downside is horrendous, though, because when constipated material gets around to exiting, well, it’s gonna take a bunch of time and hurt and pressure on the rectal area. Which, surprise, leads to hemorrhoids. Oh, by the way, which can then bleed and burst. Which also, by the way, can make her think she’s suddenly gotten her period after not having it for a long time when blood shows up in the vicinity of her undercarriage.

Further problem would be that she’s too fat to take advantage of things like a sitz bath as is commonly recommended. It’s credible she can’t wipe herself except maybe with a Bottom Buddy or similar device, so witch hazel pads or Preparation H are right out.

 

[ADHD]

Is it just me or is the side under her boob on her right side look freakishly larger than before almost like a mass? When you watch the video it sticks out way farther then the rest of her when shes walking.

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This is last year. It was large then but not as big as now. I remember people discussing that area and even amber brought up that it was a "problem area"
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We can actually make a comparison of her wearing that same shirt, over a year ago. The picture on the left is from her March 5, 2019 Torrid try on haul video. That mass/roll/whatever it is looks like a deflated ball, which I suppose makes sense if she has in fact lost weight. She really doesn't look much smaller overall though, so maybe a combination of some weight loss plus gravity taking its toll?

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

i guess the 70 lbs she lost was all in that lymphedema lump

 

[Turd Fergusson]

We can actually make a comparison of her wearing that same shirt, over a year ago. The picture on the left is from her March 5, 2019 Torrid try on haul video. That mass/roll/whatever it is looks like a deflated ball, which I suppose makes sense if she has in fact lost weight. She really doesn't look much smaller overall though, so maybe a combination of some weight loss plus gravity taking its toll?
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She might have an abdominal hernia.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

She's looking rough. She's pretty much the big "three zero" at this point. Those poor health decisions are catching up with with a vengeance. We're looking at the tip of a very fast and drastic decline in health that will make all of the ailments of the past 5 years look like a casual scootypuff ride through the local womart.

As boring as she is now, it's still just too fascinating to look away. Never have I seen someone so purely driven by their impulses of the present moment. Her abilities to reflect and learn from the past or predict and prepare for the future is nonexistent. She's like a dog.

Because I know Amber is reading this. Amber, every instinct you have is wrong and you will die if you don't go into inpatient care. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING. YOU ARE GOING TO DIE.

 

[Moonpie]

I must be fucking blind as a bat because I sure as hell don't see her looking smaller now.
Bitch still looks the same. Maybe has days where her moon face isn't as puffy but that's about it.