Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Jack is the kind of home cook who thinks that spending a lot of money on equipment and gadgets makes him better in the kitchen. Instead of actually you know, get the basics down and learn to work with protein and vegetables. I wouldn't trust him to bake an egg properly to be honest.

I think you mean his wife's money, right? Isn't he unemployed?
 
I think you mean his wife's money, right? Isn't he unemployed?
Yeah money his wife and son bring in, he sees himself as some big brain entrepeneur/ youtube giant. But he's pretty much a toddler in an oversized and overstuffed man suit, no accomplishments to speak of. Well except for being a cautionary tale on how not to live your life, I guess.
 
I've seen BBQ/grilling channels where the person has several different grills/smokers. Not entirely sure why, but I don't think they are collecting them like you would stamps or baseball cards.

Those are usually people who have different grills for different purposes. Since Jack has never figured out how to grill, literally the most basic male cooking behavior, no matter what grill he uses, his results are utter shit.

I think he collects them like a cargo cultist, like just having them means he knows how to barbecue.

Jack is the kind of home cook who thinks that spending a lot of money on equipment and gadgets makes him better in the kitchen. Instead of actually you know, get the basics down and learn to work with protein and vegetables. I wouldn't trust him to bake an egg properly to be honest.

He should honestly have all that shit confiscated and given to someone who can use it, and be forced to use nothing but a dollar store hibachi until he can competently cook so much as a hot dog.
 
"posts a conspiracy theory as the video title"
proceeds to say he won't be talking about conspiracy theories

also, where he is reading the comments from? he didn't enable the chat stream on YT for the second week in a row and it doesn't looked like he streamed live on FB. unless he deleted that link

90% of the people in it were roasting him for being a rawrtard and i dont blame them... he is a sensitive little slam pig
 
He used to have a collection of grills and smokers that would just rust out in his yard, given I remember a video where he has the grill top of a grill fucking rusting and sitting half buried in dirt at one point.

I legit don't get why he hoards grills.
jack has claimed he grew up poor, and it's not uncommon for people who grew up poor to have weird specific hoarding problems later in life, so maybe that's a reason? or he viewed it as a status thing, like having a bunch of cars or whatever. or both
 
Does anyone know what jobs he has actually held other than fat useless fuck?
He was a radio DJ like in the 1990s and early 2000s. He got fired from the local station because he was an entitled shit who just wanted to play what he wanted to play, ignoring station orders and caller requests. He then went freelance for like parties for a bit before he just said fuck it and stopped. Then he got into cooking just so he can sell his sauce and keep his company id or some shit; Jack's always been vague on why he went into cooking other than him claiming he likes to but is lazy or whatever narc way he explained it.
 
He was a radio DJ like in the 1990s and early 2000s. He got fired from the local station because he was an entitled shit who just wanted to play what he wanted to play, ignoring station orders and caller requests. He then went freelance for like parties for a bit before he just said fuck it and stopped. Then he got into cooking just so he can sell his sauce and keep his company id or some shit; Jack's always been vague on why he went into cooking other than him claiming he likes to but is lazy or whatever narc way he explained it.
after DJ'ing worked for an artist management company for a few years prior to developing the world's best bbq sauce. there were also a few failed business ventures with jack and his brother charles, one i can recall was a website where they would feature up and coming artists and "sell" their music for free. hmmmm....giving stuff away for free. no wonder that didn't work

here's an article about that failed venture
https://www.salon.com/2002/05/23/fightcloud/

i believe he started his cooking channel in 2007 (his brother's idea to advertise his sauce) and here we are today
 
jack has claimed he grew up poor, and it's not uncommon for people who grew up poor to have weird specific hoarding problems later in life, so maybe that's a reason? or he viewed it as a status thing, like having a bunch of cars or whatever. or both
Say what you will about genetics and whatnot, but there's a reason Jack was always morbidly obese while his brothers were not. Calories in versus calories out.
 
How can you fire yourself if you don't have a job?
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