🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Leominster]

On the simping from Ralph, what people need to understand about his style of hosting is that 99% of the time he has to stay on the side of the guest, mostly to try and hold a vague allusion of being neutral. Over time if you watch for it, Ralph almost never makes negative comments about guests even when they aren't on the show, except in very specific scenarios where he literally cant hold back his disdain for them. The strategy, at least from what I gathered from hearing him talk about it and talking to him directly talk about it, is that as long as he stays neutral with guests, even ones that are objectively terrible people, he can continue to tap them for content in the future and convince more sensitive guests to come on, feeling safe in knowing that the lead host wont completely eviscerate them on sight. If Ralph bright on an e-whore, and the entire panel dogpiled her, or he just let people go crazy with zero pushback while laughing about it, that person would not only never come on the show again, but word would get around that the Killstream is nothing but a "horrible bully stream" and it would be very difficult to get anyone on that is left-leaning or sensitive to criticism. Its a strategy he uses to create as much content and leave as many doors open as possible, and that's doubly proven by the fact that when you see Ralph on other streams, he goes off the handle in comparison to when hes on his own show, and will absolutely rip people new assholes, because there is no pretense of him being a neutral moderator.

Everyone on the Farms understands Ralph does "muh neutrality" and why he does it. Your simp apologetics are easily proven as bullshit from tonight's episode. Several times Ralph either censored donation messages or outright didn't read them that were targeted at the Ruby Spacek. One of the messages asked about her body count and Ralph said she didn't have to answer and before she even got a chance to speak he went to the next message. She told him at least twice that she didn't want him to censor messages.

She literately said something like "Well I'm on the Killstream, I can take insults." to a caller.

He almost never withholds messages targeted at men unless they're a high profile e-celeb, but even then it's rare. He routinely does so with these random thots that no one cares about.

The thots he brings on don't add anything to the show besides another guest dunking on them in a debate or the donation messages insulting them. That's why they donate to those kind of streams. Ralph is doing these thots a favor, not the other way around. He could have easily found a politically left man on the show and it would have been just as entertaining, if not more so.

Thots go on his show to raise their profiles and promote their Patreons/OnlyFans/whatever the fuck.

Ralph already has a hard time getting people from the left on his show. The ones that are willing to come on (especially the women) are willing to take the heat and insults because they know about Ralph and his audience.

Is JLP literally re-tarded? I haven't ever really gone out of my way to seriously watch his content, aside from some random clips (which I did think were funny)... but in this long form exposure, he kept getting hung up on stupid tradcon shit that most mainstream Christians wouldn't even care about these days, and as a result the thot actually ended up looking a lot better than she probably should have. A lot of what he said made literally no sense, and he contradicted himself multiple times.

He has a speech impediment. He's talked about it a lot.

Maybe JLP was trolling the thot, but I didn't get that impression at all... I got the impression that he's almost as senile as Biden is. (He's 70 years old.) JLP didn't even remember that he'd heard M.C. Jarbo using his own voice to make songs until his producer reminded him that he had.

Wow, a 70 year old black man that was raised on a plantation doesn't remember some relatively obscure internet lolcow that his young white producer, James Anton Hake, probably showed him once. I'm shocked.

Reno Myles was even worse. He spent several years donating to Ralph on a nightly basis and followed him across several platforms to continue his paypiggery.

His top three donors on DLive as of now:

1. SpanishInquisition: $1,411.92
2. Clifford.C.Clavin : $843.96
3. Cancer-Chan: $840.60

Of course he uses a couple other donation platforms too.

 

[UnKillFill]

He has a speech impediment. He's talked about it a lot.

Yes, and? I wasn't ripping on his speech impediment, I was ripping on the tons of other stupid shit that he said tonight.

Wow, a 70 year old black man that was raised on a plantation doesn't remember some relatively obscure internet lolcow that his young white producer, James Anton Hake, probably showed him once. I'm shocked.

If somebody used my edited voice to make a song about how much of a beta some random internet beta was, and I had heard the song, I would remember that.

 

[Dirty Jerz]

JLP has one great point I think needs to be focused on, the destruction of the family and it's effects on the resulting generations.

I enjoyed the stream, but Ruby added 0% to it. I don't care what a crack addict sex worker thinks about grander issues. She just repeated progressive talking points and it's very obvious that she just parrots whatever keeps her entrenched in what she thinks is a position of power. She was totally exposed when she spoke about why "she left the church." All of her reasons for "leaving" basically boiled down to the common criticsms and media portrayals of evangelicals in the 90s and early 2000s. Basically, Ruby has never actually had an original thought in her head.

EDIT:

He almost never withholds messages targeted at men unless they're a high profile e-celeb, but even then it's rare. He routinely does so with these random thots that no one cares about.

The thots he brings on don't add anything to the show besides another guest dunking on them in a debate or the donation messages insulting them. That's why they donate to those kind of streams. Ralph is doing these thots a favor, not the other way around. He could have easily found a politically left man on the show and it would have been just as entertaining, if not more so.

Thots go on his show to raise their profiles and promote their Patreons/OnlyFans/whatever the fuck.

Ralph already has a hard time getting people from the left on his show. The ones that are willing to come on (especially the women) are willing to take the heat and insults because they know about Ralph and his audience.

This is a really good point. I don't think anyone can reasonably say that Ralph doesn't have a double standard when it comes to female guests.

 

[Rausch]

If somebody used my edited voice to make a song about how much of a beta some random internet beta was, and I had heard the song, I would remember that.

I would too. And I'm sure JLP would have laughed at it when he heard it. And I've heard him talk more than once about how uhMAYzin the Savage Moments compilations on Youtube are so he's definitely aware of secondary content made by fans. But it's not like they played the song for him on the stream, he was just asked if he listens to "Jarbo the Hutt", which is probably a fairly meaningless combination of words to a guy like him. Jesse is not an Internet autist and his legendary status among edgy trolls is something relatively new to him as he's been doing what he does for decades, he talks to and helps real people and is an inspirational figure to many who never have and probably never will have heard of The Soyless Matt Show, let alone the more obscure channel that it is parodying. So when an acquired taste Internet autism genius like MC Jarbo does something, full of in-jokes and rhetoric generally associated with Internet trolls, even if it was significant enough to JLP that he remembers the name and the song vividly (despite being a busy guy who reaches hundreds of thousands of people a day and is the subject of much commentary, both friendly and hostile) it would still probably be in his interest to keep it at arm's length as for all the banter and catchphrases, he has always had a serious message.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Is JLP literally re-tarded? I haven't ever really gone out of my way to seriously watch his content, aside from some random clips (which I did think were funny)... but in this long form exposure, he kept getting hung up on stupid tradcon shit that most mainstream Christians wouldn't even care about these days, and as a result the thot actually ended up looking a lot better than she probably should have. A lot of what he said made literally no sense, and he contradicted himself multiple times.

What moment/video does this relate to?

I'm not looking to censor callers or keep people off-air, and only in very rare situations where its like a known troll who's only goal is to scream nigga or faggot

what a shame

 

[Arcturus]

On the simping from Ralph, what people need to understand about his style of hosting is that 99% of the time he has to stay on the side of the guest, mostly to try and hold a vague allusion of being neutral. Over time if you watch for it, Ralph almost never makes negative comments about guests even when they aren't on the show, except in very specific scenarios where he literally cant hold back his disdain for them. The strategy, at least from what I gathered from hearing him talk about it and talking to him directly talk about it, is that as long as he stays neutral with guests, even ones that are objectively terrible people, he can continue to tap them for content in the future and convince more sensitive guests to come on, feeling safe in knowing that the lead host wont completely eviscerate them on sight. If Ralph bright on an e-whore, and the entire panel dogpiled her, or he just let people go crazy with zero pushback while laughing about it, that person would not only never come on the show again, but word would get around that the Killstream is nothing but a "horrible bully stream" and it would be very difficult to get anyone on that is left-leaning or sensitive to criticism. Its a strategy he uses to create as much content and leave as many doors open as possible, and that's doubly proven by the fact that when you see Ralph on other streams, he goes off the handle in comparison to when hes on his own show, and will absolutely rip people new assholes, because there is no pretense of him being a neutral moderator.

Also, ill put out some feelers and try to get info on the Rand V Bibble fight and determine how much of it was a work vs a shoot. My gut feeling from being there when it happened, and hearing how Flam and Bibble talk about it after the fact was that it was more of a shoot, but ill try and find out one way or another.

I think it's really funny that you've called into Ralph's show multiple times to call KF a "backwater irrelevant site" and inform him that people are making fun of him in his thread. And then you show up here to play defense about the caller screenings and Ralph acting like a weirdo when he has female guests on.

 

[Unog]

I think it's really funny that you've called into Ralph's show multiple times to call KF a "backwater irrelevant site" and inform him that people are making fun of him in his thread. And then you show up here to play defense about the caller screenings and Ralph acting like a weirdo when he has female guests on.

It's almost like he's simping for Ralph, whatever you'd call the fanboy equivalent.

 

[Leominster]

what a shame

I too was disappointed that Ralph's call screener isn't willing to take inspiration from his boss and use the word "nigger" on one of the few websites where you can do so.

Edit: okay, my bad, I didn't realize that "nigger" has a filter like "Jews." I still wanna believe he actually typed nigga instead, though.

Saying "nigger" with quotation marks is the new hard r.

I think it's really funny that you've called into Ralph's show multiple times to call KF a "backwater irrelevant site" and inform him that people are making fun of him in his thread. And then you show up here to play defense about the caller screenings and Ralph acting like a weirdo when he has female guests on.

I hate to dox the guy, but I just got a highly credible tip that this is a real photo of GillianSeed.

Also, we love knowing the info, but you really shouldn't give away your entire call screening strategy. It kinda defeats the purpose.

 

[GillianSeed]

I think it's really funny that you've called into Ralph's show multiple times to call KF a "backwater irrelevant site" and inform him that people are making fun of him in his thread.

I called BitWave and the other shitholes Dispatch hosts backwater irrelevant sites you fucking mongoloid, I never said that about Kiwi. Kill yourself idiot.

And then you show up here to play defense about the caller screenings and Ralph acting like a weirdo when he has female guests on.

I will admit that I noticed what Leominster saying with the JLP debate in that Ralph was simping past the point of normal neutrality does feel kinda true. BasedFemoid seemed up to taking the abuse and he softballed her on superchats, and was being overly-cautious about letting callers rip into her.

Also, we love knowing the info, but you really shouldn't give away your entire call screening strategy. It kinda defeats the purpose.

Not really, my strategy has nothing to do with screening out critics or people who want to take shots at Ralph/the guests, so info on how i'm doing it being public is just there for transparency. Its not a secret, especially because any of the 50+ people i've screened in the last week could just tell anyone how the experience went and get the same info into the public.

If people would rather I not give my perspective on things in the thread I wont post though. I thought people might be interested in the inner-workings of the show, but if everyone thinks i'm just here to simp and Guntshield, which wasn't my intention, ill fuck off.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Imagine signing up to volunteer for Ralph to screen shitheads on discord, Then post on KF to "clear the air" about Ralph screening callers to make it seem like Ralph is running a legit podcast.

The little I watch of Ralph curated or not the callers are the worst part and make me cringe every time. At most 1-2 out of the dozen picked do not sound like socially inept shut-ins with a chip on their shoulder.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Don't be afraid to be a guntguard. Here is audio of you making direct references to people here and the thread itself someone clipped earlier in the thread.
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[Meth Until Death]

Don't be afraid to be a guntguard. Here is audio of you making direct references to people here and the thread itself someone clipped earlier in the thread.
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Gillian sounds like a massive poofta. Get shafted you poor cunt

I'll add as well, anyone else notice when whatsherface said she doesn't hate her mother she'd look away from the camera/screen? Poor gal's ma did a number on her

 

[itsoktobewhite]

(snip)
I do admittedly think that women are over-rated in general

Nïgger what?

 

[Trusty Patches]

everyone thinks i'm just here to simp and Guntshield

Why on earth would we think that? Not like you're proud to tell us that you offered to be his lackey, not like you call in to suck his gunt, not like you travelled to meet him irl. Oh wait..

Also when I clipped your call I didn't realise that you had basically no posts here. "Deep in the kiwi territory"? Pfft.

 

[2021Murder]

Gillian sounds like a massive poofta. Get shafted you poor cunt

I'll add as well, anyone else notice when whatsherface said she doesn't hate her mother she'd look away from the camera/screen? Poor gal's ma did a number on her

what's her living situation? maybe she's looking at her ma when she says that, its a lot harder to talk shit about someone when they're there. its too bad Ethan played Mr.Nice, if Dick asked the questions chat was asking Ethan would let them go through. She didn't seem that bad*, the main problem is that she didn't sperg, thats the main correlation with great killstream episodes, forcing a carcrash scenario (boulderstream, streamsniping boogie, the blacks vs white je-ws) overall this was a rather boring debate. she probably would have been nice as a guest but you really need a Zidan there to really attack. Its like those O&A episodes without Ant there, if all you have is the simp sidekicks and the nice guy Host you aren't going to be able to milk the guests the way you want. Zidan was always pretty strict with guests, he put the screws to Matt, Venti, even Boogie IIRC. In a way the others didn't or wouldn't.

Also Ralph really should be staggering these shows, 5x a week is brutal, mayble 3x a week with Bibble/Flam/Gator whoever using the timeslot on the other 2 nights because despite him cutting content down to nearly half (20hrs a week to 10 once the intros and outtros are cut) he's having a hard time finding making it to midnight. the content and discussions don't seem to be there, plus I have a strong feeling Ralph would do great in the sidekick/guest role. When he was a guest on Andy & JF's show he did relatively well.

also Gillian you and ethan fucked up by calling you a screener, you should have said you were the techor audio guy. if you genuinely are only checking to make sure people in the green room are there and to cut down on "let me mute the stream" style comments. then you would be there to check audio and it wouldn't have set off people's (justifyable paranoia

*her resembling/acting like the hot chick from becker is heavily influencing my opinion of her [and possibly why newly single Ethan was treating her nice too]

 

[Unog]

the main problem is that she didn't sperg, thats the main correlation with great killstream episodes, forcing a carcrash scenario (boulderstream, streamsniping boogie, the blacks vs white je-ws) overall this was a rather boring debate. she probably would have been nice as a guest but you really need a Zidan there to really attack. Its like those O&A episodes without Ant there, if all you have is the simp sidekicks and the nice guy Host you aren't going to be able to tard cum the guests the way you want. Zidan was always pretty strict with guests, he put the screws to Matt, Venti, even Boogie IIRC. In a way the others didn't or wouldn't.

@theralph This seems to be the common agreement on this thread, even from people who aren't exactly in your corner. You need another Zidan-like no-bullshit straight man who you can depend on to ask and make the pointed and uncomfortable (aka the interesting) questions and comments towards the guest.

I have no idea where you're going to find that from the talent pool that is your simps fans, but it's definitely the common link here that "post-zidan KS is when it started to suck".

 

[Tukadu]

Considering how hard the gunt is shielding his guests (especially female ones) I think getting a attacker like Zidan is not what he wants right now. He's desperate to keep his contacts alive seeing guests are the only thing that seem to make him any money and he's trying to find a e-thot to screw.

 

[Rice Is Ready]

Considering how hard the gunt is shielding his guests (especially female ones) I think getting a attacker like Zidan is not what he wants right now. He's desperate to keep his contacts alive seeing guests are the only thing that seem to make him any money and he's trying to find a e-thot to screw.

More Jerry Springer Style Drama = More Viewers = More Guests

Softer Content = Less Views = Literal Who Guests

I think the Gunt is trying to steer away from "toxicity" which is stupid because it's what he built his brand off of. If he was smart he would've tried another charity event when his show still had some steam. That was one of the biggest things he's done and got him a alot of attention. He probably just can't figure out the exact levels of intoxication he was at during the killstream hay day to recreate it. Damn shame.

 

[Unog]

Considering how hard the gunt is shielding his guests (especially female ones) I think getting a attacker like Zidan is not what he wants right now. He's desperate to keep his contacts alive seeing guests are the only thing that seem to make him any money and he's trying to find a e-thot to screw.

Which, as @Rice Is Ready helpfully points out here, is kind of why his show has been on a slow decline for so long now:

More Jerry Springer Style Drama = More Viewers = More Guests

Softer Content = Less Views = Literal Who Guests

Also, to his credit Zidan was great at staying cordial with whoever Ethan got on until he started getting in on them. Which is the real problem I think with getting another person who can fill that role, is that the pool of people he can pull from are all way too damn spergy to be able to do that without giggling or getting audibly nervous or some other hiccough that would ruin the point of having them there.

Because you can't really have a guy who'd go on the attack who sounds like he's a pizza-faced twin of Gator's.

 

[Lemmingwise]

JLP spent an embarrassingly long time telling the thot that she needed to forgive her mother, even after she said she had no problem with either of her parents. I do admittedly think that women are over-rated in general, but even I was thinking JLP should give it a rest. Women aren't *that* bad >_<

This hurts to read.

Either say women are shit, or say that women are awesome. Or if you want to be a fucking centrist, say women are just like men.

This "kinda bad, but not really bad" is just cowardly cope.