DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Comma]

Is there a single game he's playing where he's not being actively handheld through it? I can't think of any.

Edit: Also, it's 12:30 PM his time, and he has still not actually started playing. He's been reading his guide and doing menuing for like 20 minutes.

Edit 2: NOW HE'S BANNING PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF HIM. THIS FUCKING GUY

Fun fact: he had an after-pre-stream break of 20 minutes because he got an unexpected phone call. He then started doing shout-outs (again) and was distracted because he was receiving emails. Then the rant started (he's still going after 5 minutes).

The Bankruptcy Saga has truly begun.

It's such a shame these people have been giving him over $200 per day for the past 40 days, because otherwise the salt and toxicity would have been of a quality never seen before.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

He has to use a guide or the game will "waste his time" with beginners traps and bugged mechanics, those fucking lazy devs couldn't program a game if someone handed them a completed one, and he absolutely needs to finish games as quickly as possible so he can hate the next AAA release of the month.

 

[tomstone]

from @vesperoza on twitter

 

[actually]

Fun fact: he had an after-pre-stream break of 20 minutes because he got an unexpected phone call. He then started doing shout-outs (again) and was distracted because he was receiving emails. Then the rant started (he's still going after 5 minutes).

The Bankruptcy Saga has truly begun.

It's such a shame these people have been giving him over $200 per day for the past 40 days, because otherwise the salt and toxicity would have been of a quality never seen before.

Man, I really need some new bankruptcy news.

 

[Near]

Courtesy of Snort Burnell:
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You've got to admit, that's some funny shit.

"lol DSP why u spend money on gacha" *funds him another car*
"why do you do it lol read my message, READ IT" *pays off all of his credit cards*
"HI AGAIN, YOUR FANS SHOULD ASK YOU WHY YOU SPEND MONEY ON WWE CHAMPIONS" *Goes into crippling debt, funding DSP's remaining existence, throwing in a couple of Rolls Royces while at it*

It's some next level trolling. I can't see how DSP could ever recover.

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

He has to use a guide or the game will "waste his time" with beginners traps and bugged mechanics, those fucking lazy devs couldn't program a game if someone handed them a completed one, and he absolutely needs to finish games as quickly as possible so he can hate the next AAA release of the month.

You forgot to mention the puzzle bosses. He loves puzzle bosses.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I do think Phil is a little gay. Perhaps bi-curious would be a better way to put it. And I do think that's the root of his homophobia because seeing gay content he desperately has to comment how much he doesn't like it. Homophobia is the right word with Phil because he's fucking terrified of anything that even slightly presents it's self as mildly gay.

Which is gay as fuck Phil, get over it you faggot.

 

[Frogga]

Here's the rant that just happened during Nioh 2

 

[wahkando]

pathetic.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Here's the rant that just happened during Nioh 2
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The ol' "Pretend more people are agreeing with you than there really are" manipulator's trick with "Everyone on Twitch does it!"
I guess we're through pretending that he didn't use a walkthrough for Orphan of Kos, Guardian Ape, what have you.

 

[Pargon]

Courtesy of Snort Burnell:
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You've got to admit, that's some funny shit.

"I'll stop giving you money if you admit you're dishonest!"

equals

"I'll keep giving you money if you just continue not to talk about it!"

Now_thats_fuckin_based.OGG

 

[EmpGulcasa]

When did DSP start calling himself the "king of retro" and why does he think he deserves that title? I can't remember the last time he played a retro game, and the ones I do remember he spent the whole time complaining.

 

[actually]

Troll tip claimed that there would be new leaks from discord posted on Reddit. May just be fucking with Phil, but keep an eye out.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Courtesy of Snort Burnell:
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You've got to admit, that's some funny shit.

I didn’t watch the video snort uploaded today but I saw it was like 20 minutes and had 3-4 topics crammed into one title lmao, it’s gotta be a doozy of a watch

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Here's the rant that just happened during Nioh 2
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T pose and sizzle mode activated simultaneously. Jezuz Phil you don't need to sit shaking your tits at your audience because in case you haven't noticed they're already paying you above your usual daily wage all so you'll dress up as a jiffy bag. Nobody actually gives a fuck you're cheesing you way through a videogame either.. it's 2020. We know this is what you do. The path of least resistance rarely on time but taken every time.

Am I the only one who hates his gaming shirts?

 

[BallBuster]

T pose and sizzle mode activated simultaneously. Jezuz Phil you don't need to sit shaking your tits at your audience because in case you haven't noticed they're already paying you above your usual daily wage all so you'll dress up as a jiffy bag. Nobody actually gives a fuck you're cheesing you way through a videogame either.. it's 2020. We know this is what you do. The path of least resistance rarely on time but taken every time.

Am I the only one who hates his gaming shirts?

His entire wardrobe looks like that of a 12 year old. Lame video game shirts and pajama pants. But you know he’s a mature adult.

 

[Pargon]

Am I the only one who hates his gaming shirts?

Combined with his personality and his obvious hatred of his paid hobby his wardrobe is somehow more obnoxious than ahegao shirts and JNCO pants.

 

[hundredthousand]

His entire wardrobe looks like that of a 12 year old. Lame video game shirts and pajama pants. But you know he’s a mature adult.

It looks like a Lootcrate wardrobe to me. lol.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Here's the rant that just happened during Nioh 2
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"...hey Phil here's a tweak to your build to make the uh game a little bit easier for you."

Like the game wasn't easier enough already with his build.

Also gonna need a gif of him shaking his finger at the camera. The jiggles on his arm were intense. Also lol at the prolonged Y-pose.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Here's the rant that just happened during Nioh 2

This is a time I'm adamant that Phil is purposely acting up to get more attention and idiots that will pay him to get unbanned. He doesn't care if he's considered shit at games like Nioh. He knows he is.