Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

I think it'll be a pentagram on her hand for her boo.

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Sylvie Paula Paula said:
Sapphy calling Bernie a sellout... LOL. Not surprised.
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As somebody who has never actually dealt with politics IRL in any meaningful way and had to maneuver the absolute nightmare that is surviving in the political sphere, it doesn't really surprise me.

MetalParakeet said:
Isn't she talking about a dandelion when she talks an it getting a tattoo? Cause she's resilient! Not sure what she's resilient against when she lives at home and can't hold down a job, but...yeah!
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Because I'm a nerd, I mentally associate dandelions with the running gag from Bloom County about how eating dandelions reveals the very essence of your being.

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My favorite part about Staph is how her thread has been actively going for 650+ pages and she STILL reads it and checks up on what we’re saying and responds periodically. Even other cows can see that they just need to ignore and stop being a spastic on public platforms and their thread will die. Staph has been doing this for YEARS. She doesn’t want to stop. Part of me thinks she thrives on the attention we give her. Without us, her audience would be the 10 other lonely shut-ins and the odd person who laughs about her barren womb shit. She secretly loves this thread, I think.
 
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bookiedookie said:
My favorite part about Staph is how her thread has been actively going for 650+ pages and she STILL reads it and checks up on what we’re saying and responds periodically. Even other cows can see that they just need to ignore and stop being a spastic on public platforms and their thread will die. Staph has been doing this for YEARS. She doesn’t want to stop. Part of me thinks she thrives on the attention we give her. Without us, her audience would be the 10 other lonely shut-ins and the odd person who laughs about her barren womb shit. She secretly loves this thread, I think.
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It likely makes her feel relevant. A lot of people featured on this site go on and on about it because people have heard of Kiwifarms. It gets them pity pats, usually. They paint it as this scary evil website that targets LGBT people and threatens them. Staph thinks by being laughed at by us she's one of the "victims" of this site. She gets to claim she's being harassed and stalked by the Tranny Killing Nazis at Kiwifarms. Except no one cares about her or about her being "harassed".

It feeds her victim complex. To her, we're targeting her for being a fat trans disabled activist and abuse victim. Rather than laughing at some tard who thinks she's astrally fucking dead serial killers and rapists among other things.
 
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Maybe she wishes we had smol birbs so our laughter would be less humiliating. :tomgirl:

Late, but in the tattoo idea:
Dandelions are heavily tied to the sun and the softness of spring and childhood in addition to their resiliency.
As someone who does floral tat designs for fun, I'm 100% confident that the message of the flower would conflict with the edgy demon witch persona she's going for.
 
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scrambles said:
Why does she want us to have small birbs so bad? It's very apparent this thread is frequented mostly by women.
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But it is in the Lolcow Saloon! The manliest part of Kiwi Farms!

DatBepisTho said:
Maybe she wishes we had smol birbs so our laughter would be less humiliating and more of a turn on? :tomgirl:

Dandelions are heavily tied to the sun and the softness of spring and childhood in addition to their resiliency. It'd conflict with the edgy demon witch persona she's going for.
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The young yellow dandelion sure. She could get one of the puffy white one and it'd suit her perfectly.

Jokes aside she's getting really in to eating dandelions, and looking into websites that give them all types of symbolism. It wouldn't be that weird
 
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WinchesterPremium said:
The young yellow dandelion sure. She could get one of the puffy white one and it'd suit her perfectly.

Jokes aside she's getting really in to eating dandelions, and looking into websites that give them all types of symbolism. It wouldn't be that weird
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Maybe, always saw the fluff form as more of a nostalgic or sorta folksy girl thing.

She's gonna be the sperg with random little individual tats everywhere for each special interest, and I'm so here for it.
 
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Girlycard said:
I know it's obvious she reads here but it's still funny when she confirms it.
Also tagging her mother's hypothetical comment as "sorta transphobic". Amazing. Wonder how your mother would feel about all the selfish shit you say about her health, Staph.
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Did she just assume all of our genders? How very unwoke.

I don't think she'll get a tattoo at all. She says lots of things and never follows through. This is just more trying to seem cool on the internet and I think given the choice between a new haircut or tattoo, haircut would make the most impact for Staph.
 
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Girlycard said:
They paint it as this scary evil website that targets LGBT people and threatens them.
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Never understood that claim. There's tons of queer folk on here. There's even entire threads dedicated to talking about LGBT stuff in a PLey way.

Nobody gives a shit if you're queer. This is Current Year! If you're a shit person who happens to be queer - and in a lot of these cases, people are using their queerness in a shitty way - yeah; we're gonna shittalk you.
 
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hambeerlyingnreed said:
Never understood that claim. There's tons of queer folk on here. There's even entire threads dedicated to talking about LGBT stuff in a PLey way.

Nobody gives a shit if you're queer. This is Current Year! If you're a shit person who happens to be queer - and in a lot of these cases, people are using their queerness in a shitty way - yeah; we're gonna shittalk you.
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It doesn't fit their narrative to acknowledge that there's a very broad range of topics discussed here. They have to insist the only thing that goes on here is literal murder plotting , because cognitive dissonance
 
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